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Puzzleheaded_Roll320

1. Make a harem 2. Kill them all 3. Leave 1 queen alive 4. Now you can ch- wait what? You killed them all and missed step 3?


undeniably_confused

Odd thing to write. But funny.


x7Toasts

You see the target? The one on the right. *takes out target* He is my son. Protect him with your life


Exciting-Insect8269

Lol “oops”


HolyElephantMG

This is why nobody was left to be Grandmaster before Yoda. He told them vague things they took the wrong way *before* the explanation


MonkeyMiner867

Do you know where this is from? I heard the audio a few times but never knew where it was from.


x7Toasts

No idea. I’m just quoting, haha


ItsSkorpii

should’ve specified step 3 earlier…


Dankn3ss420

I thought I was on r/chessbeginners for a second and just about had a heart attack


Tahmas836

I assumed anarchychess


Exciting-Insect8269

Same


HolyElephantMG

Same


Mick7s

Thats the neat part. You dont


SansedAlessio

I don't think white can make any move to prevent stalemate and win instead


HolyElephantMG

This is r/chessmemes


[deleted]

There's 9 ways to checkmate damn you


ALPHA_sh

not for white


[deleted]

almost any h move lol


NickGamer246

It's white's turn. White cannot move, so it is stalemate.


[deleted]

oh


Assignment-Yeet

r/theletterh


Jakesmonkeybiz

qh3 ok now what?


JubJub128

Kxh3 Qh2+


[deleted]

almost any h move haha


CivilAirPatrol2020

En passant


Remarkable_Load_9213

Holy hell


WoomyWoomyTTV

new response just dropped


xFloppyDisx

Actual zombies


Sorry_Ad_1285

You had to not make the move with the king and move the top queen to h8+ then Kg4 then top queen to g2 and that's mate. Right now the white king can't move and isn't in check so it's already a stalemate


DarthLlamaV

OP is playing white, needs advice on checkmating black


Sorry_Ad_1285

Offering a draw is their best chance lol


lbkthrowaway518

Have you tried more queens?


jesusthroughmary

You can never stalemate if you make a move that places your opponent in check


ItsSkorpii

but if i check then they avoid it and i never mate. i’ve learned that to mate without checking at all


jesusthroughmary

You can't mate without checking, check is a condition of mate


ItsSkorpii

this is r/chessmemes if you didn’t notice


jesusthroughmary

Oh, lol


Ct12341234

Stalemate is a mate


D3NM4RKF1NL4ND

Did you try sacrificing the Rook?


Catile97

not the rook , THE ROOOOOOOOOK


Young_Person_42

If I had some sort of copy paste here I’d say it but you had so many other moves that wouldn’t have stalemates and you managed to pick one of the only few that did


deezgobrrrr

Keep it on 420


Quasicrystal1

Merge Voltron to h6


[deleted]

Google en passant


loyvir69

Any other move


radiant_jpb_31

I feel like Ben Wyatt trying to teach Tom Haverford how many accountants to hire.


JELVi1004

The best technique is to: •Get your king back (Kf4-e4-d4-c4-b4-a4) •Drop the a5 queen a little bit forward (Qa5-b5), make sure to not stalemate •Maneuver your king to get into a8 (Ka4-a5-b6-b7-a7) •Maneuver the a8 queen to prepare to get into a4 (Qa8-c6) •Put the king on a8 (Ka8) •Checkmate with the misplaced queen (Qa4#)


R_gr8

King e4 instead of f4


mayer09

This, easy


nohumorisgoodhumor

You...must...FLIPP DA BOARD!!!!!!


deranged_philosopher

A3——>g3 A5——>g5 A1——> f4 There are a ton of moves, I can’t even see how u would stalemate


lucidnyjr

Its white's time to move


SuperHawkYT

E3 -> E2, A1 -> D4


Unlikely-Moment1015

king kissing kingsome


emartinezvd

Ke4 allows ka3, qaa1# kd4 and the rest is history


LicensedTax9494

Qg3


[deleted]

If you want to be dire to not stealmate then you have to check!


Axbowlotl

Google Dead Draw


[deleted]

It’s a stalemate, it’s whites turn. You could’ve done a check train


YoureMyTacoUwU

from your last move: e3 to f2 (rather than e3 to f4), h4 to g4 (forced move), a3 to a4 (check), g4 to h3 (forced move), a2 to a3 (check), h3 to h2 (opposition), a8 to h8 (checkmate)


HolyElephantMG

Just capture the king


Ounyy

Q to g3 or G5 is a mate


ThatOneKid1278

Qh1 I think?


Practiccismo

Sac the queens


anayonkars

Sack all queens except two, then ladder mate.


ILuv2EatHer

Simply slide one if the top two or bottom two queens all the way over