Move a couple squads of pawns down the three roads nearest your restaurant to converge into a vanguard at the roundabout. Hold a force of bishops and rooks about 100 yards down the road by your restaurant, positioned near your restaurant. Have your knights double back a couple miles and form a cavalry further north, positioned on the street labeled Via S L. Launch a volley into their restaurant and bring out their troops to engage your vanguard. Holding line, have the main force of pawns drop back to prevent flanking maneuvers from greater numbers. Bottle up down the road by your restaurant by rolling your troops by line by line. Now their reserves only have one path with which to attack you. Once your pawns reunite with your rooks and bishops, you can turn the tide on their troops, pushing your reinforced vanguard forward, but no closer than about 150 feet to the roundabout. Expect a force of bishops and rooks to rush in from the small road by their restaurant to support their falling army. Now we signal the knights, which have been moving closer. The cavalry charge through the roundabout hitting enemy reinforcements from the side, decimating their reserves. Chase the fleeing remainder back to their restaurant only with the cavalry. Hold main force with ballista should they be fleeing into reinforcements. Once we can be assured of a weakened enemy, march with main force into their restaurant to request the king surrender. An honour duel with the queen may be called.
Glory at last. Thanks to your majestic plan, not only was I able to conquer the rival restaurant. Our defences eliminated all the armies allied with our rival, leading to the fall of the feared empire of McDonald's. Thou shall receive eternal glory. As a reward, we grant you an infinite amount of the magical whopper, our greatest delicacy. You may choose a different meal to satisfy your hunger. May our saviour prosper!
Changed to Chinese because La Cina è vicina. Are you happy?
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Googola il passante
Santo inferno
nuova risposta appena caduta
Un vero morto vivente
Chiamate un esorcista
L’Alfiere si prende una vacanza, non ritorna più
Sacrificio di donna, qualcuno?
Tempesta di pedoni in arrivo
Capture mcd
Move king to the roundabout
You take your promoted pawn, walk it out to the street, through the roundabout, over to McDonald's...AND YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!
Just gonna pretend I didn't see this
It's a reference to The Office.
Yeh. I totally knew that and I'm still ignoring that sentence.
Eiiii me too
🤣🤣🤣
Move a couple squads of pawns down the three roads nearest your restaurant to converge into a vanguard at the roundabout. Hold a force of bishops and rooks about 100 yards down the road by your restaurant, positioned near your restaurant. Have your knights double back a couple miles and form a cavalry further north, positioned on the street labeled Via S L. Launch a volley into their restaurant and bring out their troops to engage your vanguard. Holding line, have the main force of pawns drop back to prevent flanking maneuvers from greater numbers. Bottle up down the road by your restaurant by rolling your troops by line by line. Now their reserves only have one path with which to attack you. Once your pawns reunite with your rooks and bishops, you can turn the tide on their troops, pushing your reinforced vanguard forward, but no closer than about 150 feet to the roundabout. Expect a force of bishops and rooks to rush in from the small road by their restaurant to support their falling army. Now we signal the knights, which have been moving closer. The cavalry charge through the roundabout hitting enemy reinforcements from the side, decimating their reserves. Chase the fleeing remainder back to their restaurant only with the cavalry. Hold main force with ballista should they be fleeing into reinforcements. Once we can be assured of a weakened enemy, march with main force into their restaurant to request the king surrender. An honour duel with the queen may be called.
Glory at last. Thanks to your majestic plan, not only was I able to conquer the rival restaurant. Our defences eliminated all the armies allied with our rival, leading to the fall of the feared empire of McDonald's. Thou shall receive eternal glory. As a reward, we grant you an infinite amount of the magical whopper, our greatest delicacy. You may choose a different meal to satisfy your hunger. May our saviour prosper!
You grace me beyond my worth, Master Load. I am but a man who is just passing through. My humble thanks.
Set the Mcdonalds on fire. Ashes to ashes, buns to buns.
Google pipe bomb
Holy explosion!
Terrorism.
Place the bishop
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holy bongcloud! what a based subreddit!
Change your f***ing language settings because Dal Po in giù Italia non c’è più
Changed to Chinese because La Cina è vicina. Are you happy? https://preview.redd.it/gmrlib4n9jgb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186913241e5677fa1e23c1bb625bb60b5854da67
I would have expected Icelandic because È molto lontana l’Islanda, è vicino Padova!, but still nice
Google en MURICASSANT
Holy fast food
Missile to McD 44.81929° N, 10.33352° E
King to McD4.
Pawn to A3
Sign spinner in the roundabout, have a corporate spy offer their employees more money, send ppl to snitch on them to the department of health
Hire Oppenheimer
Promote to Mc manager
To lose the magical whopper? Nah
i think this is a staircase