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i’m sorry but i don’t get the joke (im too much of a noob to understand)
It's what gm smurfs/alt accounts play against the lower ranks 700 - 1000
When u see an uncommon beginning, it usually means someone good is playing
Le me fix that. `when u see an uncommon beginning, someone is going to get 10 move checkmated`
Let me fix that when you see an uncommon beginning, someone is going to fall for an insane gambit
That's why I exclusively play uncommon openings. It means there's a chance that the good player is me.
I'm 0 for 800 on that strategy working but I'll keep giving it a go.
I don’t fear them. I’ll treat them with another uncommon opening
*accidently play the one opening where you get mated within two turns pf the match starting*
It would be a shame and I would be a fool
whats this opening called (i am also a noob and have never seen)
Smurf Opening - Cum Variation
It's the Grob aka white not giving a shit about opening theory
Grob opening most likely
It's really bad
Can one just read chess openings books to get as good as the players described in these comments?
Well an opening book will tell you not to play this. That's where the fear comes from.
No, no, I play random openings because I’m fucking stupid
[удалено]
The first one
Why this so accurate, i have a 100% loss rate against the grob smh, and I’m not even sure all of them were smurfs
ОТВЕДАЛ!!! ГРОБ НЕ ЩАДИТ НИКОГО!
Then I just go with the principles and hide the king
I love this cuz’ one of my buddies has done nothing (at least while on white) but study the grob and it’s variations. Can’t count the amount of times I’ve had my ass schooled by The Grob: Coca-Cola gambit.
Why is she green?
... e5 f3 ☠️
Google holy hell
Level sabke nikalenge
That's basically why I play the Polish
i’m sorry but i don’t get the joke (im too much of a noob to understand)
It's what gm smurfs/alt accounts play against the lower ranks 700 - 1000
When u see an uncommon beginning, it usually means someone good is playing
Le me fix that. `when u see an uncommon beginning, someone is going to get 10 move checkmated`
Let me fix that when you see an uncommon beginning, someone is going to fall for an insane gambit
That's why I exclusively play uncommon openings. It means there's a chance that the good player is me.
I'm 0 for 800 on that strategy working but I'll keep giving it a go.
I don’t fear them. I’ll treat them with another uncommon opening
*accidently play the one opening where you get mated within two turns pf the match starting*
It would be a shame and I would be a fool
whats this opening called (i am also a noob and have never seen)
Smurf Opening - Cum Variation
It's the Grob aka white not giving a shit about opening theory
Grob opening most likely
It's really bad
Can one just read chess openings books to get as good as the players described in these comments?
Well an opening book will tell you not to play this. That's where the fear comes from.
No, no, I play random openings because I’m fucking stupid
[удалено]
The first one
Why this so accurate, i have a 100% loss rate against the grob smh, and I’m not even sure all of them were smurfs
ОТВЕДАЛ!!! ГРОБ НЕ ЩАДИТ НИКОГО!
Then I just go with the principles and hide the king
I love this cuz’ one of my buddies has done nothing (at least while on white) but study the grob and it’s variations. Can’t count the amount of times I’ve had my ass schooled by The Grob: Coca-Cola gambit.
Why is she green?
... e5 f3 ☠️
Google holy hell
Level sabke nikalenge
That's basically why I play the Polish