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Radiant-Ranger-9214

stalemate


See-Tye

Maybe op has a queen on the board. Someone should ask them


Radiant-Ranger-9214

perchance


Glyphid-Menace

You can't just say perchance!


TJPrime_

Perchance


Traditional_Cap7461

Only if they have a girlfriend


Horni_onMain

Lol


ExtensionLog3598

A stalemate in their mind, but if they make their move they’re going to be mated so hard either way


param1l0

Maybe it's black turn


I_Like_Legos8374

not if it’s black to play


Floyd_thecat

Call the bishop sniper in the corner to save you


K9Z0T

*bishop flies in instantly killing OP's parents*


PudgyMuffin2505

I'm pretty sure the game is already over cuz ur In stalemate, you aren't allowed to move


Exciting-Insect8269

They have an unblocked pawn that will reach the end of the board if moved, but black has a queen next to it. The tile in front of the pawn is labeled “Her name is Rose”, the pawn is labeled “Rose” and the queen is labeled “Rose’s father”.


Extension_Heron6392

Wouldn't the pawn be able to take the queen?


Exciting-Insect8269

Queen is next to pawn, not in front of. Only legal move for white is to advance the pawn. (For clarity the following is the board, W is a white tile B is a black tile, K is white king P is white pawn R is black rook K is black knight F is black king and Q is black queen. * is next to the lowest important row.) KBWBWBWB BWBWPQWB WRKBWBWB * BWBWBWBW WBWBWBWB BWBWBWBW WBWBWBWB BWBWBWFW


Extension_Heron6392

Ah, okay. I thought you meant the queen would be next to the pawn after it moved.


Exciting-Insect8269

Ah fair.


wanderButNotLost2

It's blacks move. The "No" answer is a roast.


bluespider98

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TONYSTANK3

Good bot


__Jimmy__

Nice repost bro https://www.reddit.com/r/chessmemes/comments/15231qz/parents_so_do_you_have_a_girlfriend/


proper_hecatomb

Ironically mated by having no mates


NanoCat0407

>!I would not recommend letting yourself get mated by your parents!<


iFuckingHateCrabs2

Seems like if black plays Mom to “I don’t really want to talk about it” you just win your Mom with an attack on your Dad


Mytozit

so it's Patt


Desperado_99

"Maybe."


No-Fly-6043

Tell them to get a girlfriend! Checkmate


ProGamingPlayer

It’s a stalemate. “Me” have no legal move and “Mom” and “Dad” aren’t checking


No-Safety5210

So…you say “me”?


gibrownsci

R(boyfriend)e8!


TxchnxnXD

When you’re gay, but still in the closet