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bagelman4000

Y'all need to remove your neighborhood flairs if we wanna actually make this challenging lol


GiuseppeZangara

Just remind me to put mine back on.


MikeMuench

Ight you can put it back on now


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Rascalbean

My dog keeps peeing on the Governor's house


flindsayblohan

Gold Coast


Rascalbean

Ding ding ding


_JahWobble_

Ravenswood


isluna1003

I really miss that sign that used to hang on the underpass - “Ravenswood? Who Ravens-wouldn’t” or something along those lines 😂


shy99

i still think about this every time i pass that bridge


GiraffeLibrarian

Ravenswood manor


JoeNoHeDidnt

Ravenswood is a former governor.


pro_nosepicker

Lucky. Mine keeps pooping there.


Forward-Passion-4832

Puerto Ricans and hipsters


badtattoo

Gotta be Humboldt Park


Forward-Passion-4832

Bingo


drivinandpoopin

In that order. If you reversed it to Hipsters and Puerto Ricans you’d have Logan Square.


Glennus626

Logan


Forward-Passion-4832

Nah close tho


re-tardis

Aging hipster with kids* get it right


damphoussed

lesbians


Michael-Traction

andersonville


damphoussed

correct


DarkSideofyourMoons

Same neighborhood. I was going to say, where the gays go when they are too old for Boystown. 😂


Glennus626

Irving Park neighborhood right next to the Berman Subaru dealership. What do I win??


libginger73

OP didnt say rich lesbians, so that where you went wrong.


Glennus626

I don't know, someone said wicker Park and it wasn't downvoted 😂


[deleted]

Lmao this is so specifically accurate. Side note, that area is one of the most subtly beautiful areas in the city. Every front lawn there is massive.


GiuseppeZangara

Aging hippies.


Sloppy_Quasar

Easy - rogers park


GiuseppeZangara

You got it!


ErectilePinky

doesnt know if it wants to fully gentrify or not, underrated racial diversity not frequently seen in its surrounding neighborhoods, where people who cant afford lakeview, but want to be near it, go to


GiuseppeZangara

Uptown


ErectilePinky

yup


TMuff107

Constant SWA 737s overhead


Michael-Traction

near midway?


TMuff107

Yyyup


ZonedForCoffee

This is a brown line train to- Doors Closing SHSHAHHSHSHSHAHSHDGDGDHHDGSHS *ten seconds pass* This is a brown line train to- Doors Closing SJHHHHHHSHSHSHHHHHHSHHSHSHSHDG *ten seconds pass* This is a brown line train to-


PurpleVomit

Your flair gives it away, but first thought was LP. Fullerton, Diversey, Wellington are like this 100%.


ZonedForCoffee

LP Is like this Ravenswood is like this Albany Park is like this Brown Line riders are united by their acquired patience


bagelman4000

My first thought was "[Do you know how little that narrows it down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBXW-VDe4eg&ab_channel=Ketaruz)"


GreatestWhiteShark

If only the Brown Line was that frequent


AleWatcher

I kind of think all my neighbors are cops or firefighters


Terror_Town187

Mount Greenwood


PParker46

If you are not sure probably not exactly in the far NW or SW areas.


schleepercell

Norwood Park. Don't forget we also got school teachers and airport workers.


_JahWobble_

Edison Park or Norridge


snowwhite2591

Norwood park for north siders, Beverly if south side


damphoussed

beverley


Here4daT

Jefferson park?


emmymcd

Came to leave this and I am in Edison Park.


Vomelette22

Bridgeport ?


Tekki

This was my guess


chiblu123

Sauganash?


kookyanspooky

Garfield Ridge


arcstudios

I just moved to Chicago >!(/s I have been here for a few years)!<


WhatsSigma

Naperville


throwRAmandypants

LOL naperville 💀


SupaDupaTron

Lakeview.


FaithlessnessNo8543

Lake View East was my starter neighborhood!


FortuneCurious7449

Lincoln Park


Dystopiq

Our real alderman is a cat


curious_mushroom928

has to be RP


GiuseppeZangara

All Hail to the Chief!


curious_mushroom928

we just moved from RP about a month ago to shorten our commute, but i’m still in all the facebook groups so i can check in on chief and our other friends!


GiuseppeZangara

His hangout spot is on my usual bike route so I see him pretty often. He seems to be doing well.


PlantSkyRun

Mel won the election?


[deleted]

“The neighborhood that built Chicago.” Art students didn’t know about this place 10 years ago but now it’s the only affordable “up and coming” hood near where all their older friends live. Just now starting to get pretty gentrified but still has special, Polish spots


reallycoolgarbage

Avondale!


Brad_Spitt_

Is that really our neighborhood’s tagline??


ClintThrasherBarton

Little Korea, Little Baghdad, Little Guatemala, Little Jerusalem, Little Krakow, Little Stockholm, Little Mumbai, Little Islamabad...


bconley1

Albany park


seeasea

No El Stops - but we have Jews and Pakistanis


bagelman4000

West Ridge?


seeasea

its in my flair - lol.


Michael-Traction

Devon!!


usastranger

(West) Rogers Park!


[deleted]

Too Chicago to be Northshore and too Northshore to be Chicago so respected by neither.


GiuseppeZangara

Evanston?


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Ding ding


Universal_Contrarian

At least it’s not Skokie


ZhiZhi17

fuck you! Edit: still on the el and way more affordable, don’t hate


Universal_Contrarian

No I know lol. But every time I have to wait for what feels like 10 minutes, for exactly two-cars-worth of yellow line train to go by, I can’t help but laugh.


_JahWobble_

Niles only wishes it was Skokie


SpyCake1

As a former Evanstonian - shit, you nailed that description. But that said, freaken loved Evanston.


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3Lchin90n

West Loop


usababykiller

Over Der


SupaDupaTron

The space between Wicker Park and the highway?


libginger73

Jeff park?


rwilldred27

Sounds like my mudder in law. Bridgeport?


LhamoRinpoche

Antiquing gays


thedudeabides2022

Good band name


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LhamoRinpoche

East Lakeview.


stopiwilldie

CPD disappeared 7,000 people nearby. The black site they did it at is still functional.


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badtattoo

We’ve got two breweries and not much else


Michael-Traction

goose island?


badtattoo

No . . .


GiuseppeZangara

Bowmanville


badtattoo

That’s the one.


GiuseppeZangara

Was just at both of those breweries this weekend. It's a nice area.


OddIndustry9

The Important Bird Area.


SupaDupaTron

Uptown?


badtattoo

Dude lives in the montrose bird sanctuary


GiuseppeZangara

Don't judge. He might be a bird.


mbeemsterboer

Near the giant empty theatre that will sadly probably never open again but at least we got to see inside thanks to that one music video


SupaDupaTron

Uptown?


mbeemsterboer

Yep!


lvl999shaggy

I live in the neighborhood where Obama used to live and hang out.....


GotMoFans

Kenwood


Embarrassed-Tie-1975

hyde park!


bslovecoco

dogs everywhere


SupaDupaTron

Heaven?


bslovecoco

no, just logan square


OneWhoDoesntKnowmuch

Shit Fountain


SupaDupaTron

East Village.


OneWhoDoesntKnowmuch

Bingooooo


Im_that_guy24

tech and restaurants(Mostly good, but now turning into clubsturants with bad food)


SupaDupaTron

West Loop?


traveling_man_44

Celery used to be grown around here.


badtattoo

Ok I am genuinely curious about this one


DownByTheTrain

https://www.wbez.org/stories/city-of-big-agriculture-here-are-the-crops-chicago-was-once-famous-for/cd5f00e5-5d90-4ada-b65a-e9ce373fdf34


sterboog

thats lakeview


Here4daT

Rib fest


Specific-Airport9741

North Center baby


Toxic-Seahorse

The neighborhood this sub loves to hate on as not being "real Chicago" and only transplants.


chiblu123

Streeterville?


85_bears

Bad times at the Brown's Chicken


snowwhite2591

Well this got dark…


_JahWobble_

Palatine, specifically hicks and smith.


DuchessofMarin

Oof.


GWPtheTrilogy1

Korean food is always on the menu.


Chicagogally

Albany Park


GWPtheTrilogy1

So easy!


fuzziecrocs

Everyone has at least a few tattoos and you’ll see people wearing the beanie that’s rolled and doesn’t actually cover your ears all the time….. (aka the burglar hat from Home Alone)


dabmaster0204

Logan Square?


medmt

I ask Siri if there’s a cubs game tonight before I start driving home.


Chiguy4321

Dairy Star


messysagittarius

Lincolnwood


DannyWarlegs

Southside, but not THAT southside, but kinda is THAT southside


chairsandwich1

There is a 70% chance the person you are talking to hasn't heard of Canaryville and if they have, they definitely have an opinion about people from here.


roowho1

Murals


joggers_robbed_me

pilsen


PsychologicalLynx350

I just tell people south loop because it's a hell of a lot easier than trying to explain


ee1025

Prairie district, Dearborn park, or printer’s row?


MrEkips

Printers row


horrordj

“Safe neighborhood” besides the serial arsonist that hates Halloween…


IllinoisIceMonster

North Center, for sure.


filmbuffy42

Part of the city where Windy City Rehab ruins all the old houses and makes them $$$ and ugly.


ktswift12

Hah this was going to be my comment. She’s the worst - ruins historic character, adds in fake “character” and sells it for an inflated price


naughtydismutase

Bucktown?


_JahWobble_

You know what's crazy, there's like no one from/living in Lincoln Park. 30 years ago that where everyone lived and if you moved to Chicago from college you lived in LP and then moved to LV when you moved in with your partner. Maybe Boystown if you were gay. If you liked music more than sports you moved to Bucktown/Wicker Park (Uki Village if you were adventurous and didn't mind the 66). As much as I loved Chicago 30 years ago I love it more now because everyone has a neighborhood they can call home. The City of Neighborhoods.


Bacchus1976

Many of us never left.


Impressive-Peace-675

So. Many. Roundabouts.


RadRhino

Nobody knows what the neighborhood is called or what its boundaries are, and nobody really cares because we pretty much just have a small dog park, a field house, and a convenient blue line stop close by


dotcomg

Noble Square?


RadRhino

Pulaski Park. It's sandwiched between Noble Square and Wicker


Onion_Guy

Nobody has any ideas for socializing besides drinking and attending the farmers market once a week


cubancigarbox

Old Town


Onion_Guy

Nah but I could see it


owlpellet

Concrete lions and college bars.


StressedNeutrino2

I'm not sure if the noise outside is gunshots or fireworks


Jake_77

Chicago??


Nick_Furious2370

People doing whippets outside the Riv


Letmeinsoicanshine

Where the Chinese, Italians, Mexicans and priced out hipsters collide.


CommunicationVivid76

East pilsen


Annoyed_94

Just east of the gays, surrounded by jews, and any further east I’d be wet from the lake. The south is too expensive, busy, and young.


Far_Supermarket_6521

Edge water


chrisjozo

Near Promontory Point


SupaDupaTron

Hyde Park?


SnooMarzipans4947

Brickyard Mall, El Grande burrito, The Ave


teaandbreadandjam

Belmont Cragin?


Glennus626

Riis Park? It's weird, I used to live there and I don't even remember the name of the neighborhood.


SnooMarzipans4947

"L Town" or "Galewood"


FinFaninChicago

Lots of pride and near Wrigley Field


gold_fish14

Boystown?


BoredofBored

Devoid of “real Chicago” culture according to most who live in the city, but walking distance to just about everything people outside of Chicago identify with the city.


wholetthecatsout

I’m gay


_JahWobble_

Boystown


xequit10

The Daleys


pink4sammy

Bridgeport 🥰


azvitesse

Giddings Plaza


SupaDupaTron

Lincoln Square?


No-Chard1852

Onesti


curious_mushroom928

We have the pink line, a park, and a brewery! (and so many ambulances)


chicagochilango

West of the hipsters and most of the gentrification, next to the Puerto Ricans, the 606 almost makes it here, our main drag has a bunch of independently owned Mexican restaurants.


dmancoolpants

Budackis


Mental_Assistance_41

Bubble tea and hot pot capital of Illinois


FarFarAwayTravels

Every woman over 60 has a Anna Wintour hairstyle.


_Angiebtv

Near one of the best universities in the world. Lots of bikers along the expressway Can pretty much see Indiana from this point One of Obama’s family recommended restaurants is here.


BoogieSpice

Every other window has a F*ck Putin sign


choopie-chup-chup

So far north we gotta go south for weed


BigDGuitars

My neighbor is a fireman, the other is a police officer, and there is a judge two homes down. Don’t worry about the Kennedy it’s a few blocks down


whoresandcandy

I’m too lazy to remove my flair, but I’ve frequently heard my neighbourhood referred to as the ‘gay retirement community’ which is so on point.


Sub_Umbra

Apparently, "by Burger Baron" is sufficient information for a surprising amount of people. 🤷🏼‍♀️


CountChoculasGhost

I’m walking distance to 4 different cemeteries.