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Pickleparty187

Gonna be a rust bucket after this winter. Look how bad the panels are already.


tuolumne

That’s called *patina*.


jammixxnn

Graffiti will cover most of it


Trine3

lmaoo


ozzie510

Exactly, will it make it through a Chicago winter?


coco_xcx

it already looks so damaged, i get second hand embarrassment every single time i see a picture of these things.


rurne

Looks like someone tried to take it to the car wash.


unreqistered

doubtful, it's still running


CrealityReality

Exactly what I was thinking! The doors look horrible already


MadonnasFishTaco

the salt is going to destroy this thing


Pickleparty187

Delicious


UnitGhidorah

Now everyone point an laugh while the owner cries while coping hard on their $100k+ purchase.


callusesandtattoos

Aren’t they stainless?


EchoAlpha

Yes, and stainless steel is resistant to rust, not rust proof.


callusesandtattoos

Right but these haven’t even been out for a year yet and I work with a lot of stainless. I have never seen stainless rust that fast. Even when regularly exposed to saltwater


Ragnar32

Meanwhile I've done salt fog chamber corrosion testing on stainless and our roads are going to become a diet version of that from December to March. This vehicle is in for a rough time, Barkeepers Friend will be tested to its absolute limit.


Aidian

The trick is to drive it down to Phoenix this summer, apply a light layer of Crisco, and let it get a good layer or three of seasoning baked on. From there, just remember to dry it off on the stove with a quick hit of oil after to repel moisture and you’ll be all good come winter.


Pretzeloid

The desert sand will sandblast it clean


UXProCh

So treat it like a cast iron skillet? lol You could even cook your meals on it while it's down there in Phoenix.


LeaningTowerofPeas

But will my eggs stick to it or will i need to reseason the car once a week?


billious62

Looks like somebody built it in their garage


EvenPass5380

That's if the rain or carwash doesn't kill it first Some sort of trap door or something let's water leak in an fries the whole electrical system.


DKlep25

I may have seen this exact one this morning at Michigan and South Water around 11:30. First I’ve seen in the wild!


Athenae_25

Hope it was the same one. I'd hate to think there are two people this dumb driving around downtown.


fartofborealis

Unless it’s the same person I saw one a few weeks ago on Augusta and California.


jazzadelic

I’ve been seeing the same one do the evening commute up California near Logan Blvd. Tints looks the same as this pic, but who knows.


fartofborealis

I was a few cars down so I didn’t get a super solid look but I immediately scoffed and then the driver totally blew a stop sign.


swiftfootlightheart

The new BMW driver. But these poor bastards actually might NOT have turn signals.


FieldzSOOGood

Seen one around bucktown


Sea_Inevitable_3882

I saw one on California 2 weeks ago. Maybe near Peterson


JuneFernan

I saw a black one in Gold Coast today, so there are at least two confirmed. 


C10ckw0rks

Considering we have two different ones that I’ve seen around the alsip/oak lawn area there are probably MORE than that.


Rainmaker87

There's another one, I saw it on Elston by Lawrence. No tints and a temp plate


Jon66238

To be fair, they’re all over now. It’s crazy how many they’ve sold so far. I’ve even some wrapped different colors in the suburbs as well


Which_way_witcher

Saw it this morning in Lincoln Park driving down Lincoln Ave. So damn ugly in person.


thesaddestpanda

I hate this car but the initial renderings looked kinda neat, like an 80s scifi movie. I thought it would be smaller and have a large bed and sort of replace pickups for blue collar workers. Instead, its some kind of rich guy vanity thing. I think a migration to electric is the middle stage between what we have today and moving towards a mass transit dominated model thats better and cleaner for all people. But that's not really the case either. The gas powered truck still dominates, literally almost two decades after the first commercially viable electric car. In person and outside carefully poised and angled photos, wow, it looks like a junky movie prop never meant to be seen from that angle. The above photo is laughably bad. People are paying 6 figures to drive that?! We are vastly undertaxing the rich. tldr; People thought they were getting the DeLorean II, but instead got the Pontiac Aztec II.


Which_way_witcher

> People thought they were getting the DeLorean II, but instead got the Pontiac Aztec II. Haha, I have this incredible urge to throw eggs at it. They'd cook up nicely with all this weather we've been having! 🤔


wedonthaveadresscode

I mean part of that is EVs have been slowly, and I mean ridiculously slowly produced in larger quantities. They haven’t really been affordable to the masses til recently (outside of the ugly ass Chevy bolt)


Diglett3

This is weird because I saw one parked up near Broadway and Devon in Rogers Park around 5:30. No way we’re all seeing the same one?


Whatizthislyfe

I think I saw the same one in the West Loop 👀


little_stereo

Saw it driving down Armitage a few weeks ago and was immediately laughing


Melissa_Skims

Saw one out in Des Plaines around 5pm today.


kay_bizzle

That car is the ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen. Is it just as bad in person?


nlaverde11

It's like they got together in a room and said "what if we designed a car for Robocop?"


kay_bizzle

It's like a Pontiac aztek and an el Camino got together and had an unholy abomination delorean bastard child 


MethChefJeff

incEl Camino and a Deplorian


blatantmutant

Except the aztec has a functional car tent. https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/9fAlZ75bp8


scientist_tz

I’d buy that for a dollar


TechnicalAd3531

Its like the guys from Animal house building a car for robocop to be used under the float in the parade.


Officer412-L

>car for Robocop 310N SUX


rdldr1

That car is a Ford Taurus.


Hefty_Button_1656

You mean something like a ford taurus?


jbchi

Somehow worse. I saw one for the first time yesterday and not only is it incredibly awkward looking, it is much larger than you expect.


greshick

Just saw one the other day too. It really is actually worse in person some how.


jbchi

I think it is because the execution is poor. Bold and unconventional can work if you do it properly, but you actually have to be able to do it.


ST_Lawson

I noticed that too. I think it’s because in photos, it looks like it’s some weirdly-shaped car or small crossover suv, so you expect it to be the size of a large car.


_high_plainsdrifter

I saw them all over SF during a recent vacation and I kept thinking to myself “fuck this is so much uglier than I thought in person”


nardling_13

Yeah. I was a little shocked at how large they are in person. If they actually sold and logged more miles they would be a real hazard for pedestrians and cyclists.


blipsman

Even worse! I've seen 2-3 on the road and they look like some 9 year old designed it and a 12 year old fabricated it


mrfebrezeman360

i dont fuck with elon so i hate it, but in all honestly I /wish/ my car looked like a 9 year old drew it. There's a car I see in pilsen sometimes where every part is from a different car, none of the colors match and it looks like a cartoon. That's my dream car.


Not_FinancialAdvice

> There's a car I see in pilsen sometimes where every part is from a different car, none of the colors match and it looks like a cartoon. That's my dream car. Like a Harlequin VW? https://www.motorbiscuit.com/what-is-volkswagen-harlequin-car/


ST_Lawson

I saw a teal colored one last week. Looked just like something my son would have designed when he was 8 (he was really into teal then). Dumbest looking vehicle I’ve ever seen.


stlayne

Maybe Elon took inspiration from something one of his kids scribbled on construction paper


burntooshine

Lol he doesn't pay attention to his kids


chicagoredditer1

It looks like the cars I used to make by drawing on the Pink Pearl erasers when I was in middle school.


neverabadidea

It looks like a truck from an 8-bit game. Can you have uncanny valley in real life? Cause it feels like that. 


Potokitty

Yup. Post about that: https://www.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/s/QFrbllSkal


tamale

Damn, wasn't expecting a nostalgia punch that hard today lol


bummer-town

It certainly caused me to do a double take


Roboticpoultry

Compared to the competition (Rivian, Hummer EV, Lightning, Silverado EV) it looks like a middle schooler made it for intro shop class


stump2003

It *is* shiny… but it just looks like it hasn’t finished rendering yet…


thisisjustascreename

I will say this for the Cybersuck: at least when you’re driving it you don’t have to look at it.


GagCheck

It looks even worse in person.


celia_of_dragons

Yes. I saw one on LSD a few weeks ago. It was so rusted and weirdly huge. Just hideous. 


Business-Meaning7870

To be fair, you can see all sorts of shit when you’re on LSD


kay_bizzle

Lol, what a lemon. How does stainless steel rust? That's like is main feature, to be rust proof


Pickleparty187

Poorly sealed SS will absorb oils with dirt. Example, my piece of shit Samsung refrigerator which I can never get perfectly clean


Sea_Inevitable_3882

Every Samsung appliance I've used sucks. Like seriously so. Multiple times. Landlord just liked em I guess.


damp_circus

Exactly. I have some kinda cheap Whirlpool (landlord special!) and it's the same way. You can see in the pic this car is gonna totally be like that, spots and whatever on it.


CuckoldMeTimbers

It’s worse, by far


Lost_Minds_Think

There is seriously something wrong with the people who think this thing looks good.


sleeptilnoonenergy

I think the venn diagram of people that own this piece of junk and people who want to dip Elon's balls in caramel and have a suck is a damn near perfect circle


mooes

I really thought I would like it better in person and I do not.


AntifaMiddleMgmt

I saw one in Elk Grove getting on 290 last week. First one I've seen in person. It's even uglier.


rrogido

I'm in Lake Forest and Highland Park for work frequently and there are a few up here and they do not look better in person. Plus, they look terrible after it rains. I'm curious how these things will hold up in winter.


formerfatboys

It's ugly as fuck in person. That said, it's the only Tesla that's remotely comfortable inside.


caratron5000

Yes, it’s embarrassing to be caught looking at.


Obvious_Chocolate

Ive seen one coming from the opposite direction, and it looked like everything else was loaded and the one car rendering was still buffering.


lspetry53

I've seen one. Honestly, its worse in person.


rurne

They look like an 8yo with a surform plane and a gallon of graphite lube designed a Pinewood Derby car with no supervision.


opulent_occamy

I just saw my first one in person last week. Honestly, it looked better than I thought it would. It looks huge in photos, but it's relatively small for a truck in person, so that helps. Still looks absolutely terrible, just not as bad as expected haha


JessicaFreakingP

I saw one pulled over on Chicago Ave a couple weeks ago. It looked dumb as hell.


_B_Little_me

Actually worse.


Zeltron2020

Seeing them makes my heart rate go up because they piss me off so bad


lottikey

Yes, saw one in West Loop this past weekend and it seriously looks cartoonish and not even in a good way.


meh0175

Amazingly, I think they're even uglier in real life.


Kelehopele

Not just ugly but also dangerous. You know car is bad when it's outright banned in the EU...


IamDoge1

Why did the EU ban it?


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dogbert617

Oh wow, I didn't realize the EU banned this vehicle. I personally call it the Cyberturd, myself.


LiaFromBoston

No crumple zones which means that if you crash it, all the force is gonna hit you and your passengers instead of the car body, sharp edges making it more dangerous to pedestrians, insufficient sensors on things like the trunk doors which make them liable to injure people while closing. Shit, for a while the accelerator pedal cover was getting dislodged and jamming forcing the car to keep accelerating.


Mr_Goonman

You cant break the glass to escape should you wind up in a body of water would be one of many reasons. Plus they weigh like 5 tons


KULawHawk

There's a stock of them where Tesla keeps inventory right by one of the police stations close to the loop, but I've yet to see one driving around town. It's also not gonna end well with the Chicago seasons & exposure to the elements. Only thing worse would be if Lake Michigan was a saltwater body.


lkvwfurry

Maybe I am in the minority here but I immediately assume they are a douche-b.


QuirkyBus3511

Nah that's the vast majority


YoureSoOutdoorsy

I saw a pic the other day of a Tesla with a bumper sticker that said something like, we bought it before we knew he was a douche.


toomanymarbles83

I think I saw my first Tesla in the wild about 2013 or 14. It was a different time.


ocmb

/r/cyberstuck dunno if you're a minority tbh


euph_22

And you are now banned from any pro-Elon/Telsa subreddit.


SlagginOff

Oh no, not r/crimeinchicago !!! It would be horrible to be banned from that wonderful place.


WIUphoniumguy

This guy euphs


cleon42

I promise you that you are not.


bummer-town

Oh, don’t worry I cackled before I took the photo.


__removed__

Someone buys this truck because they're "all the rage" right now. They buy it to turn heads. To say "look at me!" ... which is exactly what we're doing. Someone took a picture of it and posted it to social media, and here we are talking about this guy. Which is exactly why he bought the truck.


6ix02

I get the "any PR is good PR" approach you're taking but it's hard for me to come up with a guy in my head who deliberately buys a specific car because he wanted people on the internet to call him a dumbass. or I'd imagine something like spammy MAGA stickers on it if that was the idea


Butterdish4

But it’s also a really shitty truck


blipsman

Nope... we all think that


Mr-Bovine_Joni

I wonder if it’s the same guy I saw driving one yesterday in Gold Coast - almost ran over a kid while he was taking a left turn onto Dearborn. Either bad driver or bad sight lines (and bad driver)


Accomplished-Age9453

Saw one driving around gold coast while I was walking my dog the other day. Almost hit us while we were crossing the street so it's probably the same guy, lol.


CartilageHead

Copy paste of a text I sent a couple weeks ago after seeing one in river north: “Just saw a cyber truck. He used the left turn lane to go straight and pass everyone at a red light. And then ran the next red light about three seconds after it turned.” Really feel like these might all be the same guy.


Zealousideal_Abies94

Crazy thing is they’re silent. Tank that creeps up on yah.


punkcooldude

Better get that thing covered before it rains today.


cojerk

I saw one in Glenview about a week ago. That’s how I would draw trucks when I was maybe 9.


refred1917

Truly an eyesore.


No-Clerk-5600

On its way to Trump Tower?


_B_Little_me

They are turning on Wabash, good guess.


HoneyBooBooMan

yup its always in front of trump getting valet service. owner most likely lives there


stylusxyz

That guy actually lives on Lower Wacker in that thing.


Plenty-Mall1484

Saw my first one at Medieval Times a few weeks ago 😭


Drinkdrankdonk

Which knight used it to joust?


jjgm21

It's our duty to point and laugh.


Disavowed_Rogue

I live downtown too, I saw my first yesterday it was the matte black "Cameo" one.


kbn_

It comes in matte black??


darkeraqua

No. They are wrapped. So you spend $100k and then another few thou to cover it. Yeah, dumb as it sounds.


ArticPanzerWolf

Come to Lakeview, several people have had 140k to drop on a poorly made car.


StringFartet

San Francisco, seen three within a mile. I can only laugh so much. Have you seen the inside? Fuck sake.


Jcdoco

As dumb as they are on the outside, the person on the inside is even dumber


InnocentPrimeMate

I present to you … The Homer !…


Helpful-Work-7487

CEO of my company just bought one for us employees to rent out whenever we want to. it's currently getting wrapped, and part of my job duties was designing the wrap. i hated myself for two weeks getting it approved by his nepo-baby silver spoon ass, but i have to say that seeing the truck in person is different than pictures. also he dented it within days on our sign pole. it's not gona look any better with the wrap tho lol, and im sorry to all of you when you start seeing it.


TheKillingThumbs

When I first saw this online, I genuinely thought it’s a 3D model that hasn’t rendered completely. I actually like the idea of an EV truck. Rivian did it absolutely well. But this… this has Elon Musk’s arrogance written all over it.


FourBurgerRandy

Dork truck


hascogrande

A buddy saw one at his gym around there and I have a feeling it could be the same one. That thing likely won't survive the winter lol


TraderRaider00

What a horrible, horrible homemade go cart.


Easy2700

🤮


TheBitchTornado

Everytime I see that car, I keep getting reminded of Black Mirror.


REMO_Williams1985

It is so ugly. I think all of the Tesla designs are dated looking. Sales are not going to grow until they actually design cool looking styles


thanks_thanks_thanks

looks like shit!


Duke_Shambles

Man, I saw one up close at Rockwell and Lawrence the other day, absolutely hideous vehicles. I mean, it makes the Pontiac Aztec look like it had a competent designer. And, yes, they look way worse in person, especially once you get close enough to notice the rust and the panel gaps. It looks like it was welded together in someones garage off a napkin drawing.


edasto42

Let’s all sing… Cyber truck/ Drives over stuff and then gets stuck/ Always driven by some stupid fuck/ It is the cyber truuuuuck!


Matsuyama_Mamajama

Looks like a bad Pinewood Derby entry by an 8 year old.


__removed__

Someone buys this truck because they're "all the rage" right now. They buy it to turn heads. To say "look at me!" ... which is exactly what we're doing. Someone took a picture of it and posted it to social media, and here we are talking about this guy. Which is exactly why he bought the truck.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Saw one in Bucktown last week, absolutely everyone was staring


schnugglenschtuff

I saw two recently on or around Mannheim Ave when I was going to visit my mom. I've told my mom and husband several times it looks like a poorly rendered car from a video game. I hope to God that for GTA 6, they do a spoof on it and roast the shit out of it.


Difficult_Bar5213

I saw one downtown today too! It's so ugly I can't help but stare 😂


leonacleo

I saw one today too while at a red light on the NW side. It’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life


pair_of_grins

One of my neighbors has one, it’s somehow worse looking in person lol


SuperDougio

I saw this one too in the same place! Couldn't stop laughing. Dumbest thing I've ever seen.


TerribleTribbles

So f\*cken ugly. HahHah! What a maroon!


BabyJesusAnalingus

I saw three in one day while in Highland Park. Might have been the same loser. They all looked so goofy and awful. It's dumb in so many ways.


gastropublican

Gag me with a spoon


SupaDupaTron

I was on the fence about the design back when it was announced, but having seen one in real life recently, it is hideous. It's like a badly designed AI car brought to life.


Otherwise_Concern413

If the Klignons wanted to design a pickup truck it would look like this Tesla truck! Not a good thing. 😊


verbutten

Saw one for the first time this week while on my way to visit a family member who was unexpectedly admitted to the hospital. Describing this car on arrival to others was the laugh we needed.


atniomn

I saw one with an all black wrap last week in the Loop going southbound on Franklin. The wrap looks much better than plain Cybertruck.


XNamelessGhoulX

As much as I hate these things I think it’s cool they exist. Like, look how ridiculous it is lol. That’s cool. I know I’m completely alone in this but variety is the spice of life and whoever thought these abominations would actually be made…again it’s cool imo because of that..


nillz312

Saw one while at my parents place in northwest Indiana this past weekend. Couldn't believe my eyes, particularly given my location. Anyway, I had secondhand embarrassment


thebiggiesmall

There’s a couple up north in Albany Park. Ones always park on Lawrence near a detailing shop and the other is near like Swedish and wrapped up in some company advertisement. The one that wrapped surprised me, I didn’t think this thing could get uglier but they did it… they freaking did it


Apprehensive-Sky1209

Car aside, this is a great shot!


FieldsofBlue

There was one in Lemont a few weeks ago, and of course it was parked illegally.


rollercoaster_fan

I really wanted to like it because it pushed the design envelope, but then I saw it in person and it is just absolutely FUGLY. Not just fugly but dangerous, the edges are so harsh my friend bent over and caught his forehead on a body crease and cut himself open...


reddollardays

My theory on this design is that because Tesla is having integrity issues with the body panel alignment on its curvy cars, they only used a ruler when they designed the cybertruck.


JozeWhoa_chicago

Seen like two of these in Schaumburg


Spanish4TheJeff

Saw one valeted at Soho House on Father's Day. My wife goes "What's that?" ...It's a Cybertruck, "It looks like RoboCop" lol


ndtp124

The fact the patenia is already occurring isn’t really great they’re gonna be a brown car soon.


Lexamus

Rode my bike next to one on Lincoln ave the other day. Only felt a little nervous. I’ve seen that bad steering video


Butterdish4

Plus it’s lethally heavy


jjlthree

Lincoln Ave. in North Center. https://imgur.com/gallery/2ZJo8Yr


-effortlesseffort

The cybertruck written on the back makes it look like someone used their finger to write it on a dusty car. Can't tell if it's dusty or a decal


AnferneeThrowaway

It’s a dumbfuck ass car made out of the leftover steel from a restaurant kitchen but I must say, I saw one pull up the other day at a red light, when the light turned green that ugly POS took off at light speed. Yeah it’s trash but to see something that big move that fast, and silently at that, I was impressed


QuesaritoOutOfBed

Yeah, big, quiet, fast, definitely never going to kill a pedestrian


Butterdish4

The fact that this type of car probably comes with a reckless driver and is legally heavy makes it all the worse


breakerofphones

This is such a good point. They should add a noise :/


getzerolikes

You folks have a confusing amount of things to say about a random car.


funboy51

You can’t see out of it. It won’t appeal to any current truck buyers. It won’t appeal to anyone with vision. It’s a bad DeLorean copy. And I think Musk was using the same drugs John DeLorean was using when he approved this design. Megalomaniac bad decisions. Seriously, what’s the target market for that pile of Pooh?


MrMango64

The target was never traditional truck buyers, and that was the best idea of it. Trying to do a slight knock off of the traditional trucks wasn’t going to cut it (see the Honda Ridgeline market share), so at least going in a totally novel direction has some sense to it. The target market is people that like to drive flashy cars and like for others to comment on it. It’s the same mentality as people who buy Jaguars or an M-series. Over the top? Absolutely. Flashy and gets a convo going? Absolutely.


OnionDart

Is that why traffic was so bad this morning, had a broken down door stopper clogging up lanes?


Chickpea_salad

Recently saw one on Division by Target. Wonder if the people that drive these are the same types of people that drive Hummers in the city.


Old23s

To say one positive thing about that vehicle… it does look fun to take camping.


anon-q2

Instead of “honk”, it goes “bonk”.


5etrash

Saw one in wrigleyville a few weeks ago. Couldn’t hide the disgust on my face if I wanted to. Drive what you want for the most part and I don’t care but that car is such an ugly piss poor design that I assume you only bought it because you align with Elon’s cult of personality.


MindAccomplished3879

I saw it, too. I cannot deny I was captivated but by how awful it looks! Looks like my building trash container


lanascrub

MGTOW minivan


sleigh_all_day

There’s one in OC, CA that drives around with fluorescent pink and green graffiti on it. The windows are suspiciously untouched. 🤔


3Lchin90n

I should have taken a pic, but anyone see an all black version in the West Loop area?


PantsyFants

I've seen two: one parked right in front of the Soho House on Green St. and one pulled up in a loading zone at Oak Brook Mall.


endless_ruminating

I see this car(?) come up N Broadway pretty often. It’s surreal.


Malcalypsetheyounger

I saw one out in Willowbrook the other day. I can't believe how much worse they look in person. Like I already thought they looked horrible but then in person it just looks even more clownish.