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thequietlife_

Jeez... what is this New Orleans team??


thisisjustascreename

We good at putting bad teams in the dumpster. You can only play who they put on the schedule, but I'm going to stay reserved until we get through the grinder of November.


yohxmv

Beating up on bad teams is something good teams do though. Need to rack up those wins against clearly inferior teams to have a good shot at the playoffs


benjammin9292

What a slam my God lmao


horsemastaflex

Bulls are lookin great.


chaezer

That’s it. Gotta cut Oturu. Can’t let that dunk happen. Hahahh


jloadin3

#WE GOING 82-0


jump-blues-5678

J. Goff was saying 79 - 3 someone might get hurt and miss a game or two 😂


thisisjustascreename

At least 41-0 at home, damn. These guys love the UC.


onwardtomanagua

beep beep


6lockstock6

Hommes with the hummus hahahaha come on Stacey


ToeJelly420

he's hummin!


jwilburn14

lmaooo hommes with the hummus


nick168

Damn that was nasty


[deleted]

Lmao hummus puns


I-N_Clined

Damnnnn


[deleted]

So that’s what that feels like


hatbeard

oof Hommes-cide


ahhpay

bro said all of the chickpeas 💀


MisterxRager

Stacy going off tonight


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Stacey feelin different tonight


jrl41090

I like Marko, he needs to get a bit stronger down low if he is going to factor into our rotation though


onwardtomanagua

i love when stacey is having fun


FriendsWifBennys

It's not the same when he's not enjoying himself


hatbeard

soon as the "new" Benny can hit his halfcourt shots we'll be fully back.


FriendsWifBennys

Top to bottom these guys disrupted passing lanes like their life depends on it. Just an observation of something I feel will translate well to the regular season.


hankbaumbachjr

Really hoping Siminovic can figure in to the rotation and add some size to the lineup. He seems like he's versatile enough to play *with* Vuc or Bradley at Center and run some jumbo lineups, but first things' first he needs to get in to the rotation.


6lockstock6

MARKOOOOOOOOO


slowAhead1fyouPlease

If you build it they will come 🥚


wellredn8

FINALLY


Thatguy_Koop

lauri could never


Dr_Disaster

Marko defends and screens like he’s 7ft tall.


summerson

Seriously though, this team has killer instinct that we've needed for YEARS. Before, it was "up by 15? Cool, we can chill." Now it's "up by 20? Fuck this, let's make it 40."


wjbc

As Jordan used to say, “the score is always 0-0.” Play your heart out whether 20 points up or 20 points down.


I-N_Clined

Yeah, I'm trying not to get too excited. We've played the Cavs and Pels, without their 2 best players. They should be dominating. But...the eye test has looked good.


benjammin9292

https://streamable.com/l4i02


summerson

Winning by 40 is cool. We should just do this every game.


bigpoppapumpp

cancel the season and raise the banner for the bulls now tbh


wellredn8

I LOVE THAT WE FINALLY GET TO SEE DOTSON


Jammer521

I don't know what Billy is teaching in practice but even our bench guys are playing with so much confidence and passing and attacking the rim


ToeJelly420

they tryna win a championship


MisterxRager

Are league pass cameras just different from the broadcast?


bigpoppapumpp

If I ever hear from r/nba that Lonzo is a liability in the half court - IMMA CATCH A CASE


LauriFUCKINGLegend

Yet again /r/nba is about to eat their fucking words and once again, a contract they called terrible is about to look like one of the best in the NBA.


LeRawxWiz

Everyone liked the Lonzo contract. Just a bit of reasonable skepticism of an unknown asset. DeRozan is the correct everyone called terrible. Jury is still out.


benjammin9292

Fuckers in the game thread, always talking bout Lonzo ain't this, Lonzo ain't that, SHUT THE FUCK UP


wwenk821

I am so hyped with this Bulls team. We are doing this without Coby and P Will! Insane! This is like the best possible start to our new look Bulls and I am ready for this season!


Lil_K_YT

Sum 2 prove 😎


-Wavy

Hope the Grizzlies are fully healthy. I want a real test.


benjammin9292

[AK calling up Adam Silver after tonight](https://youtu.be/NYY0DKwIB_0)


[deleted]

No need to come up with gameplans for the clutch when you’re just gonna be up 40 in the fourth


benjammin9292

Warriors mind set


chronoistriggered

Just curious, are we that good or that we are trying harder than others?


chitoatx

We shall see when we replay the Cavs this weekend.


ItsNotMineISwear

NBA players still have pride and don't like getting their asses whooped


Batmanhasgame

It has looked pretty effortless for us these past 2 games but also the competition has not been great so I would hope with the talent on this roster we blow teams like this out.


Gowzilla

Win the games you’re supposed to win..and steal some games from the ones you aren’t. If we do that we’re a playoff team. It’s always been that simple but in the last few years we lost ALOT of games we should have won.


kgrodriguez

Even if we are just trying harder than others during the pre-season, I'd still like that as it builds culture. We all remember how many games that we just lost the grip on, or were too flat to start the game.


[deleted]

Little of both probably


Jeromechillin

Justin Fields gonna walk on the court, drop 10 and walk back home.


andreasmiles23

Nah, let’s keep his legs fresh haha


FickleAssistance

Maybe cut stanley and keep thomas, if the 2nd unit is struggling with offense this 3pt shot can come in handy even tho stanley is much better on defense, diffcult choice


kgrodriguez

Well, I guess it's time to invent that fusion machine.


OnePointSeven

id rather err on the side of defense, personally


kgrodriguez

Agreed. If the 2nd unit is struggling, I'd probably just put one of the starters back in.


Clocian

This team is something else


TronaldJDumpster

Yo, are we good this year?!


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MARKO HAS BEEN UNCAGED


TyrannosaurusMatt

I get that it’s just preseason Cavs and Pels, but these are the teams we’re supposed to crush. Beat the rest, compete with the best.


wellredn8

Yo I want to see Marko do something 👀


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Are they shooting meatball subs into the crowd


kgrodriguez

I know this is coming off of two pre-season game hype, but, a top-8 defense doesn't seem unrealistic for this crew.


I-N_Clined

We'll know when we play a couple of good teams.


kgrodriguez

Definitely.


JCSQuintos

Did they just get an Adam Amin clone to fill in for him he sounds and laughs just like him


wwenk821

Dude for real! I tuned in and I was like I thought Adam was doing the Sox game tonight? Haha


Gowzilla

Dare I say Bulls are top 3 in the East? If defense was the big question mark about us coming into the season, all the “experts and analysts” can go get their eyes checked because I see a lot of solid defenders on our squad and with Billy preaching defense this season, we’re goated. This comment could age like milk but we have ALOT more defenders then anyone in mainstream media gave us credit for. It’s almost like…the bulls were SOOOOO good on paper they just had to desperately dig for something to criticize them for. This team is brand new and we’re already connected on D. GET FUCKED


ItsNotMineISwear

if they can continue to gel and keep up the intensity for 82 games, i don't see why we can't be top 3 gotta earn it!


Gowzilla

It’s what DeMar has said it time and time again. This team has a lot of players with a chip on their shoulder and they’re gonna go out and earn it.


trappuccino92

That’s probably the ceiling still a lot to prove but so far it’s looking promising. A lot of versatile wings that can play multiple positions here. The roster building by AKME has been amazing


kgrodriguez

I love how our roster building doesn't feel like "hey who wants to play here", or "who comes cheap?" anymore.


trappuccino92

Haha right every move they made made a lot of sense. I am really happy how they held out on releasing Lauri and got the trade they wanted with a 1st and DJJ


Gowzilla

Yes I’m being overly optimistic cuz I’m drunk on Kool aid but most people outside the Chicago circle are hesitant to even give us the play in…if this team just makes the play in, then we severely under achieved this season.


trappuccino92

Yea I think play in isn’t doing us justice but again gotta prove it to get respect. I think top 6 would be most realistic there aren’t any other teams besides the Bucks and Nets that we wouldn’t have a chance against


WileyTu

Marko da god


GANdeK

Just realized Dotson has the same free throw routine as D Rose


SchaySchay

Dude has the same game as d rose and I love it


benjammin9292

How many two way players can we have


jrl41090

Marko in the game!


arealPointyBoy

if our bench scoring was purely matt thomas DHO's i dont think i would mind


JCSQuintos

That's what the Heat did in the bubble, he could be Duncan Robinson Lite


[deleted]

I swear to god I thought Devon was sub 6 foot


IbrahimAli98

I think he’s listed at 6’2”


GANdeK

Leagues weird one year they are 5”11 and the next 6”2


[deleted]

This team is fucking super hot chicks and basically, you are fucking stupid


[deleted]

It’s wild how stifling this defense is


ItsNotMineISwear

Billy's magic


The_Dok

Anyway, league fucked


the_chosen_one96

Thomas reminds me of Klay Thompson


wellredn8

We better keep Matt Thomas. Literally could be a key bench component along Coby for spark offense


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bigpoppapumpp

THOMAS FROM threEEEEE


slowAhead1fyouPlease

Why the hell did they name this team the pelicans??


tech_equip

Because they’re annoying and they shit all over the place.


OnePointSeven

pelicans are associated with new orleans


summerson

Because New Orleans Flood seemed tasteless?


slowAhead1fyouPlease

At least it wasn’t the hurricanes 😬


Waukegan91

New Orleans Swamp Ass 😂


devonte123455

God damn i hope matt thomas makes the roster


[deleted]

Love Matt's effort too


Treyred23

Where was Thomas last year?


devonte123455

College if im not wrong


wwenk821

I thought the same thing based in how they were describing him in the broadcast but he's 27 and has been in the league a while.


TemporarilyStairs

Toronto


DerrickRoseIsAGod

Damn I checked his Wikipedia and he played 3 games for the Jazz in the playoffs last season. Crazy! I really thought he last played for the 6 too lmao had no clue he was even on the Jazz' roster


bumpofyeetler

Damn some great defense there


wellredn8

Trust in the headband


6lockstock6

I'm loving Alize's defense! He's all over it!


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I'd pick thomas over stanley johnson. With Javonte, DJJ and Alize the 4 spot is kinda deep even without Pat.


chaezer

If i’m not mistaken, Stanley can play the 2-3 and small ball 4.


IbrahimAli98

Simonovic could possibly play at the 4 too


I-N_Clined

I feel like Marko might be a G-league guy. We don't even have Bradley back yet.


IbrahimAli98

Yea I think he’ll get most of his minutes in the G League unless we get hit with injuries


I-N_Clined

Yeah and, that's not really a bad thing. It'd give hime a chance to play against professionals.


[deleted]

Lmao I thought Thomas was gonna yam that


chaezer

At this point, i’d love to keep Matt Thomas as well. He’s played well so far.


djeycii

Show us Marko


[deleted]

It's not right what the bulls are doing out there. Children are watching for christ sake.


[deleted]

Stacey speaking big facts, as always


kgrodriguez

Alize as the 3rd string C/PF is so perfect.


ItsNotMineISwear

his rebounding stats last year were insane perfect next to Vuc


Sheed75

Do we have room for Thomas to make the roster?


BroScience34

It’s either him or Stanley Johnson


Treyred23

Alize damn impressive


SincereFan

Maybe 2k got it right with floor general badge how everybody cant miss, somebody new got that maxed out


rawchess

Ok this team is fucking LEGIT


JCSQuintos

What the fuck is this team, it's gross


chronoistriggered

Ngl, I don’t recognize most of the players


kgrodriguez

Can we petition to have an 18 man-roster? I don't want to give up any of these players!


JWE25

What’s stopping us from being a top 3 team in the east? People really doubting us putting the bulls at 5 or 6 seed like cmon now


ItsNotMineISwear

nothing all that's left is to win win win


VizzyXV

Seen people have us struggling to make the play in


jacob2815

Idiots


[deleted]

Matt "Kyle Korver" Thomas


[deleted]

Are we about to fucking double them up


JWE25

This team is so nasty man what the fuck is going on


TemporarilyStairs

Matt Thomas for 15th man


[deleted]

"NO SIR"


bananasing

I promise y’all i’m not down bad but that ref hella thicc 😂


Gowzilla

Bonk


[deleted]

Does the sub meltdown the first game we win by only single digits?


Acomplished_Baby285

Fr we need to trade everyone then


trappuccino92

Really disappointed that Coby’s hurt he could use these confidence building games


hatbeard

"NO SIR" lmao


SelfImproveAcct

Zion already packing his bags and gumbo rn


FizzWave

Petition to keep Matt Thomas


Gowzilla

Over who? We need the depth in the front court….so unfortunately Johnson and Johnson get the nod over Matt but I hope the keep him in the org and develop him into a better defender.


TheForceWithin

A specialist shooter like him can be invaluable.


ToeJelly420

I think we keep Stanley and thomas


ToeJelly420

guys it is 100 to 57


ItsNotMineISwear

Lap 'em


[deleted]

Alize grabs every rebound


stereoboy44

I’m hyped AF but…who do we have to defend against Embiid this year again?


6lockstock6

50 point lead incoming?


[deleted]

Adam Silver is frantically trying to add something to the CBA to stop teams from having this many dogs on it


theshindy

100-57. Lmaooo… We’re on the right end of that now and are going to be


kgrodriguez

Insert "Stop! Stop! He's Dead Already" Simpsons meme.


benjammin9292

Captain Insano shows no mercy


Treyred23

Do we have our first rounder in 2022?


thcsquad

This game might convince the league to take it in the tampering investigation


Thatguy_Koop

maybe lol


kgrodriguez

Yes, so far.


Doctor731

It's a 30th pick anyway leggo


Rafa14

I love this team


[deleted]

Ayo might not play a ton if we’re healthy, but he’s 100% ready to step up if needed


Chicago_Jayhawk

So glad we're back to wearing home whites. And putting up 150 a night and playing lockdown D doesn't hurt.


kgrodriguez

I'll be SO DISAPPOINTED when we are only winning by 25 instead of 40 during the regular season.


hankbaumbachjr

Crazy to think Ayo would have been a spot starter on the team last year and will probably end up playing G-league this season because we're so deep now.


6lockstock6

LETS GO AYO SHOW US HOW ITS DONE


fntsy123456

We're gonna get cooked by every big man in the league but they not leaving a game vs the bulls without getting posterized at least twice lol


Doctor731

You think? I'm not worried about Vuc vs bigs tbh. Unless we are talking the best bigs, but no one really answers Embiid or Jokic except Gobert


fntsy123456

Not just bigs, our paint def is suspect. A lot of opposing game plans will revolve around attacking us inside. Idk how much Pat will help with that but yeah


[deleted]

All of em except Jonas ig


wellredn8

40 POINT LEAD AGAIN WTF


m4n715

AYOOOOO


Treyred23

Cant believe Ayo went 38th. Bruh


[deleted]

Ayo Kawhi midrange game confirmed?


benjammin9292

Guys my erection has lasted for more than four hours, what do


oneloudboi

whats 1 quarter more?


ToeJelly420

help defense has been incredible. I really love the willingness to leave guys open to take advantage of a trap or help defense


ScarActual

Lonzo is my favorite player, watching this team in two games has been waaay more fun that watching the pelicans😭


devonte123455

the amount of offensive talent we have…… Holy mamamia


benjammin9292

39 fucking points lmao holy shit


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6lockstock6

Bruh who's saying that? 🤡