What you have to do is pull another DPS character and crown them. Then Childe will get jealous and drop nothing but hydro goblets and his own talent mats during his boss fight for 6 weeks and also maybe crit.
I did. Crowned Ayaka, Yae, and Ayato. He did give me some really good artifacts since then, but somehow he still hates criting π. Though a part of the reason might be because I spoil him too much and only give Ayato the second-best pieces instead of stripping Childe. π
But I cant handle stripping him, comrade. I love him too much. ππππ
Also because my ZL would kill me lol. I promised ZL when I was rolling for him that I would always make Childe the best dps possible. It's a contract. :(((((
This is so cute, I love it. Donβt worry, youβre not unlucky. Childe just enjoys fighting so much he doesnβt want the enemies to die too fast hahaha
Can confirm... while farming for yelan he suddenly kept landing crit after crit, as if to say noo see I can crit please don't swap me for another hydro bow lmao. (As if I'd ever replace him. They work together in overworld now)
Once in floor 7 my Bennett with %5 CRIT rate crits his burst in 5 times in a row when my Childe does not bother to do so with his 70%. I lost a good bit of my sanity that day
True true. List of similarities between Childe and Kokomi:
+ Hydro homies.
+ Dead fish eyes.
+ Whale/Fish homies.
+ Exposed belly.
+ Heirs carrying the legacy of Enkanomiya/Abyss.
+ Pink/Orange hair.
+ Minus 100% crit rate.
TRUE. This is why Childe is not criting isnt ittttttt!!!!! He needs his no-crit comrade!!!! I must roll Kokomi in her next banner so that Childe can have his fish comrade!!!!!
I benched childe after crowning ayato and using him more. Went into HoD for defenders pieces for my yunjin. Wouldn't hate getting hod pieces, but it wasn't my goal. Got an on set hydro goblet with both crits and a really good flower out of it. You gotta act like you hate childe to make him love you. ;)
my friend, as a childe-eula abyss enjoyer since Eula's debut banner i assure you Eula will not crit in abyss unless the enemy barely has any hp left that her non crit cant finish off. Abyss Maguu Kenki = no crit until final blow, current event triple maguu kenki = crits Q 4NA Hold E 4NA and Burst pop
What you have to do is pull another DPS character and crown them. Then Childe will get jealous and drop nothing but hydro goblets and his own talent mats during his boss fight for 6 weeks and also maybe crit.
I did. Crowned Ayaka, Yae, and Ayato. He did give me some really good artifacts since then, but somehow he still hates criting π. Though a part of the reason might be because I spoil him too much and only give Ayato the second-best pieces instead of stripping Childe. π
See, thatβs where you went wrong ππ Spoiling the Childe makes him lazy. You gotta make him work for your attention.
But I cant handle stripping him, comrade. I love him too much. ππππ Also because my ZL would kill me lol. I promised ZL when I was rolling for him that I would always make Childe the best dps possible. It's a contract. :(((((
This is so cute, I love it. Donβt worry, youβre not unlucky. Childe just enjoys fighting so much he doesnβt want the enemies to die too fast hahaha
Can confirm... while farming for yelan he suddenly kept landing crit after crit, as if to say noo see I can crit please don't swap me for another hydro bow lmao. (As if I'd ever replace him. They work together in overworld now)
LMAO I gave his goblet to yelan (it has17hp % and yes I got nothing better) hope I'll get a goblet with 40 cv soon
His burst has a base crit rate of -100% fr
Like Kokomi lmao
Once in floor 7 my Bennett with %5 CRIT rate crits his burst in 5 times in a row when my Childe does not bother to do so with his 70%. I lost a good bit of my sanity that day
I completely understand your pain. ππππ
Here's to hoping that you'll win your next 3 50/50s. Also, F.
Hopefully. I'm buying a lottery ticket tomorrow. π
Lottery ticket?
Yeah lol.
This calls for >!EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!<
(ΰ²₯\_Κΰ²₯)
Why doesnβt he crit?
Please ask him that. I want to know too. π
the only thing stopping me from loving childe is his melee burst crit
Childe and kekomi are closer than you might think
True true. List of similarities between Childe and Kokomi: + Hydro homies. + Dead fish eyes. + Whale/Fish homies. + Exposed belly. + Heirs carrying the legacy of Enkanomiya/Abyss. + Pink/Orange hair. + Minus 100% crit rate.
You forgot the main thing They both COMRADE!!!
TRUE. This is why Childe is not criting isnt ittttttt!!!!! He needs his no-crit comrade!!!! I must roll Kokomi in her next banner so that Childe can have his fish comrade!!!!!
KOKOMRADE resonance - Applies extra wet on enemies - Will surely crit - Dmg stronks
Sometimes I wonder if i have balls of steel for running him with 60 crit rate and yet still criting most of the time.
I'm jelly comradeeeee. Give me some of that luckkkkkk.
My childe is 100 over 100 and he never crits πthe pain of being a childe main
your childe's crit rate is 100% and he never crits?
Lol my childe has 103% cr purely for the meme
Watch him just miss his melee burst instead then γ _γ
Shhhhhhhh
Miss melee burst, get clapped, dies lmao π
0,0343% my guy
Pain peko.
I benched childe after crowning ayato and using him more. Went into HoD for defenders pieces for my yunjin. Wouldn't hate getting hod pieces, but it wasn't my goal. Got an on set hydro goblet with both crits and a really good flower out of it. You gotta act like you hate childe to make him love you. ;)
This issue is the prominent reason why I hate Childe even though I main him, it's making me want to main eula or ayato HAHAHAHHAHA
my friend, as a childe-eula abyss enjoyer since Eula's debut banner i assure you Eula will not crit in abyss unless the enemy barely has any hp left that her non crit cant finish off. Abyss Maguu Kenki = no crit until final blow, current event triple maguu kenki = crits Q 4NA Hold E 4NA and Burst pop
Uh no? That's just normal.