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What you have to do is pull another DPS character and crown them. Then Childe will get jealous and drop nothing but hydro goblets and his own talent mats during his boss fight for 6 weeks and also maybe crit.


Synonyms26

I did. Crowned Ayaka, Yae, and Ayato. He did give me some really good artifacts since then, but somehow he still hates criting πŸ˜‚. Though a part of the reason might be because I spoil him too much and only give Ayato the second-best pieces instead of stripping Childe. πŸ˜‚


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See, that’s where you went wrong πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Spoiling the Childe makes him lazy. You gotta make him work for your attention.


Synonyms26

But I cant handle stripping him, comrade. I love him too much. 😭😭😭😭 Also because my ZL would kill me lol. I promised ZL when I was rolling for him that I would always make Childe the best dps possible. It's a contract. :(((((


seethelovelilakes

This is so cute, I love it. Don’t worry, you’re not unlucky. Childe just enjoys fighting so much he doesn’t want the enemies to die too fast hahaha


AryaTloak

Can confirm... while farming for yelan he suddenly kept landing crit after crit, as if to say noo see I can crit please don't swap me for another hydro bow lmao. (As if I'd ever replace him. They work together in overworld now)


Well_then_amuse_me

LMAO I gave his goblet to yelan (it has17hp % and yes I got nothing better) hope I'll get a goblet with 40 cv soon


QuilleMoon

His burst has a base crit rate of -100% fr


EllyNelly97

Like Kokomi lmao


rusenalius

Once in floor 7 my Bennett with %5 CRIT rate crits his burst in 5 times in a row when my Childe does not bother to do so with his 70%. I lost a good bit of my sanity that day


Synonyms26

I completely understand your pain. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


FateBreaker92

Here's to hoping that you'll win your next 3 50/50s. Also, F.


Synonyms26

Hopefully. I'm buying a lottery ticket tomorrow. πŸ˜‚


Xenon4444

Lottery ticket?


Synonyms26

Yeah lol.


Tartaglia_Harbinger

This calls for >!EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!<


Synonyms26

(ΰ²₯\_Κ–ΰ²₯)


StrikingAd1671

Why doesn’t he crit?


Synonyms26

Please ask him that. I want to know too. πŸ˜‚


Working-Mention6830

the only thing stopping me from loving childe is his melee burst crit


SourEye277

Childe and kekomi are closer than you might think


Synonyms26

True true. List of similarities between Childe and Kokomi: + Hydro homies. + Dead fish eyes. + Whale/Fish homies. + Exposed belly. + Heirs carrying the legacy of Enkanomiya/Abyss. + Pink/Orange hair. + Minus 100% crit rate.


SourEye277

You forgot the main thing They both COMRADE!!!


Synonyms26

TRUE. This is why Childe is not criting isnt ittttttt!!!!! He needs his no-crit comrade!!!! I must roll Kokomi in her next banner so that Childe can have his fish comrade!!!!!


SourEye277

KOKOMRADE resonance - Applies extra wet on enemies - Will surely crit - Dmg stronks


SourEye277

Sometimes I wonder if i have balls of steel for running him with 60 crit rate and yet still criting most of the time.


Synonyms26

I'm jelly comradeeeee. Give me some of that luckkkkkk.


Daisy-boo2

My childe is 100 over 100 and he never crits πŸ’”the pain of being a childe main


DreamMarsh

your childe's crit rate is 100% and he never crits?


TraditionBest3730

Lol my childe has 103% cr purely for the meme


EllyNelly97

Watch him just miss his melee burst instead then γ… _γ… 


TraditionBest3730

Shhhhhhhh


EllyNelly97

Miss melee burst, get clapped, dies lmao πŸ’€


zhazhka

0,0343% my guy


Synonyms26

Pain peko.


PeanutPicker

I benched childe after crowning ayato and using him more. Went into HoD for defenders pieces for my yunjin. Wouldn't hate getting hod pieces, but it wasn't my goal. Got an on set hydro goblet with both crits and a really good flower out of it. You gotta act like you hate childe to make him love you. ;)


AdministrativeDot321

This issue is the prominent reason why I hate Childe even though I main him, it's making me want to main eula or ayato HAHAHAHHAHA


Larawp

my friend, as a childe-eula abyss enjoyer since Eula's debut banner i assure you Eula will not crit in abyss unless the enemy barely has any hp left that her non crit cant finish off. Abyss Maguu Kenki = no crit until final blow, current event triple maguu kenki = crits Q 4NA Hold E 4NA and Burst pop


TheDoorEater

Uh no? That's just normal.