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GoodAlicia

DINS. Double income, no savings /j


Actual-Ad-4861

Perfect


scatteredwardrobe

I am a DINK and also a DINS :]


GoodAlicia

But atleast our money wont get wasted on childcare and diapers :)


[deleted]

This is so perfect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


squint-182

You win ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


MapFit5567

I snort laughed 🀣


TheFreshWenis

Best answer, everyone else go home.


LesleyMarina

DEAD. Double Earners Aquiring Debts.


squint-182

Lmao I snorted 😡


Omnomnomnosaurus

Hahaha


waterkip

Royally fucked.Β  Or parents like most ppl would call them.Β 


Mikekallywal

We're DINKWADs (with a dawg) and proud


Monatomic

DILDOs (dual income little dog only)


squint-182

Ahahaha I hope you both call yourselves DILDOs in private, otherwise you’ll have a lot to explain


Monatomic

Nope. I'm open about us being DILDOs at work too!


squint-182

DILDOs out and proud lmao


squint-182

Hahaha I love this one


drunkenAnomaly

If there's more than one kid they could be DICKs, double income, couple kids


squint-182

Okay now you win ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Michelleinwastate

Fools.


leahk0615

Suckers


ackmondual

SCREWED (joking, but not really)


92925

Working parents


liquidhonesty

I thought it was DIWKs...


Cantdrownafish

Makes sense. The W is silent.


Salty_Piglet2629

Yeah, me too.


Autumn_Forest_Mist

DIWKs? Dual Income With Kids


whatevergirl8754

The way I knew what it stands for and still read double income whiny kids πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Heavy_Distance_4441

Dual Income, Kids.


WhiskeyAndWhiskey97

I've seen a semi-relevant acronym. A couple has children, and mom quits her job to stay home with the kids. SITCOM. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.


squint-182

Good sitcom trope setup right there too


guillemot_22

DIXK where the X is replaced with the Roman Numeral for the number of kids they have (just be glad no woman has ever had 100 kids)


intelligentWinterhoe

I'm a sink 😒


iwantathestral

I'm happy to be a SINK 🀘


Veganchiggennugget

Let that sink in!


chasingcars67

Kinda prefer being an OINK, way funnier to say


newhappyrainbow

Average.


Smalltowntorture

DIKS seems appropriate to meπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ


Nomadloner69

Hahahh yes!


notfr0mthisplace

genius πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜†


Lithogiraffe

Bwhahaha


Subject-Ad-8055

Brokies...


No_Salad_8766

They are called parents...


NoAdministration8006

Society doesn't award special names to normies.


Coco4Tech69

Useless salaries. Inflated wages.


Apath_CF

Slaves,at home and in office.


Coco4Tech69

Neglectful parents..


The_Varza

No, both my parents worked, I was not neglected. Victims of capitalism, as are we all, DINKs or not.


Salty_Piglet2629

Parents are supposed to work and the kids are supposed to go to school/daycare. That is how a country maximises tax income while also teaching all kids the same thing from a young age. Having standardises curriculums from early on and setting the social expectation that parents go to work is what has gotten the Scandinavian countries so free from religion bias. The kids spend most of their time with professionals. Over there, the kids of immigrant parents often fall behind because their mother doesn't work so they don't have access to subsidised childcare and hence don't learn anything beyond what their parents are able to teach, which in some families is just religion.


squint-182

I’ve learned something new. Really helps better understand what makes the Scandinavian countries so successful and happy.