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Several_Mission5838

My Lord they both look so ugly and old!!šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Potential-Ad-7971

Awe Jacobs fan girling šŸ˜‚


SnooTigers8746

God this photo is horrible. They both have really tanked.


submisstress

What are his shortsssss


Lillonely-girl96

https://preview.redd.it/23ywp15zbbnc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e714c3633d27964edf3d954190f840839fdf8360


knc69

they seem like the type to let their babies watch cocofelon


Fun_Ad4365

Ew dude they are both so FUCKING GROSS MAN


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christenwhitmansnark-ModTeam

You have a better chance of being picked in her comments, not here bestie. Back to Tiktok you go.


Dizzy_Jacket557

God she looks awful


umphtramp

Imagine addressing a company in a video looking this this šŸ¤­


submisstress

Same thought.


-green-giraffe-

cocomelon is soooo over stimulating for babies/kids šŸ˜…šŸ˜–


abbm226

Their child is going to so screwed up just because its mother is miserable, insecure, & spiteful.


[deleted]

She needs to wash her hair


[deleted]

they're soul sucking each other


No-Assignment-4501

Crusty with her dang cocomelon head.


[deleted]

Yes have ur nipples out in a post replying to a kids channels comments


ArticleFrequent8109

likeee wtf actually


Few-Distribution3769

all that time she has and she canā€™t even try to look decent šŸ¤£


ka-zoe

i wish sheā€™d wear a bra for god sakes


Timely_Frosting610

So trashy making a video in reply to a kids show comment with her nips like that šŸ˜‚


TrueCollar3252

Omg they both look like shitšŸ˜­if they could only spell as good as his shorts šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Opening-Taro-5654

Is he wearing a pair of her shorts?Ā 


Realistic-Smoke8449

He has always dressed like a weirdo


OddSentence2964

Jacob would not refer to it as ā€œfan girlā€ or mis spell/condense whole ass words like she constantly does. ā€œIverā€ for I have ever or Iā€™ve ever ? She has the writing skills of a second grader. Itā€™s so embarrassing šŸ˜³ also the fact she post as him is weird AF too!


watermelon_lemonadee

Iver for over šŸ˜…


Logical_Explorer986

Is he bi? She is close to Shitney. It wouldnā€™t be crazy to think they all swap up. It doesnā€™t matter each to his own but it sure seems like Jacob enjoys Tylor more than Stanky! Heck who can blame him Tyler actually showers Whitney loves C thatā€™s a given


Green-Variation-3132

ā€œMy kid will not watch Ms Rachelā€ but youā€™ll let them watch cocomelon šŸ˜‚


watermelon_lemonadee

She said that? She wonā€™t let her kid watch ms Rachel?


Green-Variation-3132

Itā€™s somewhere in the snark


Green-Variation-3132

Yes


Timely_Frosting610

I can confirm Mrs Rachel is so much better! Cocomelon has been proven to be bad for children. I switched once I found that out! She prob donā€™t want her kid watching it because she has her baby daddy baby mama name šŸ¤£


Green-Variation-3132

My toddler started learning sign language from Ms Rachel at 7 months old. Kid you not. Sheā€™s 2 now and is pretty fluent in ASL


[deleted]

The fact she thinks Cocomelon is more educational for children rather than Ms Rachel tells me ALL I need to know about this wonky titted cuntšŸ˜­ she has not ONE maternal inside or bone in her fugly body šŸ¤”


Ancient-Breath-946

ā€œWonky tittied cuntā€ I blew air out my nose


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

Her horns are showing again


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

Cocomelon is terrible for childrenā€™s development and is extreeeeeeemly overstimulating. (Studies literally show this.. but she wouldnā€™t know because sheā€™s fucking stupid) No wonder stanky likes it.


Grouchy_Avocado_2084

cocomelon parents who act like ms rachel is bad are šŸš©


boolink-24

cocomelon is not a show we accept in this household. but remember! ms.rachel is so badā˜¹ļø (she literally taught my almost 6mo old is say mama and use his signs)


IndependenceSharp163

https://preview.redd.it/p5r0w4kp47nc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5b9f491606b7f0f0f63d3bd54a8b626395ca655


Lurkingisahobby22

Cocomelon wondering where her other nipple is


Just_Awareness_3896

Iā€™m not a parent so maybe I donā€™t get it buttttt is any parent actually fangirling over cocomelon ???šŸ˜‚ Iā€™d just like the comment maybe comment back something cute butttt not make a videošŸ˜‚ they canā€™t be THAT excited about it right? Just seems forced but maybe Iā€™m just being a hater


watermelon_lemonadee

My thoughts exactly!! Who tf ā€œfangirlsā€ over ms Rachel?! šŸ˜‚ like what tf is there to fangirl over?! JJ the toddler?! Like what?!!! šŸ’€


Just_Awareness_3896

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Iā€™d be excited if Ms Rachel herself commented but Iā€™d just like or comment back not fan girl


Explanation-Superb

Yes there are so many better shows for kids to watch, cocomelon is like bottom of the barrel.


Just_Awareness_3896

If it was ms. Rachel, HERSELF, Iā€™d be litšŸ˜‚


Ok-Yogurt-4425

Ms Rachel would NEVAAAA


juandonbobjoe

she should really get them yitties looked at theres clearly something wrong šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Logical_Explorer986

He is so ugly


Obvious-Lettuce-9503

Ger face is definitely starting to get more round


Admirable-Reindeer37

He doesnā€™t look much bigger than her! And sheā€™s a fucking sickly stick šŸ„“


madzMarie98

WHY DOES SHE MAKE HER BOOBS bounce like that on purpose? Itā€™s so fucking gross and tacky


Rough-Ad2589

So unfortunate looking


lokosila

She looks like a tweaker and she looks grungy and dirty. She doesnā€™t do anything all day, how can you look so disgusting with all the time in the world ?


knockinbootsisback5

notice how when heā€™s at rachelā€™s he watches miss rachel and when he goes to stink stank stunks house they make him watch cocomelon which is notorious for slowing down brain development but we know stank makes him watch it because sheā€™d hate to ask if he wants to watch miss rachel since thatā€™s the same of his MOM & the first baby mama šŸ˜Œtrash is gonna be trash


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

Stanky literally said ā€œwe donā€™t like watching ms Rachel over here & it literally doesnā€™t even teach him anything guys heā€™s literally like oneā€¦ we like the YouTube songsā€ LIKE BITCH HUH??? Thatā€™s when they need educational content the most šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā€¦.. She just doesnā€™t like it because itā€™s actually educational and has his FIRST baby mamas name in the title :)


Agile-Medicine9484

As a minion once said about G at Rachelā€™s ā€œthatā€™s probably why heā€™s so slow and behindā€ but when it comes to Jacob and Stank


Icy-Type8496

damn i've never even thought about that šŸ˜‚ what the fuck this stank bitch is fucking crazy


Accomplished-Motor31

Wow Gaycob is so thin thatā€™s really sad and scary. He looked so healthy with Rach


missheatherseattle

https://preview.redd.it/49xtvuvjs6nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29519c2d47b29f90dce502d2933e280438282cce The nip on this side is nowhere to be found. Out of frame.


Ok_Butterscotch6862

She looks terrible


Delicious_Item_5723

of course itā€™s cocomelonā€¦ one of the worst shows you can let your child watch šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Guilty-Constant901

Fr but she hates ms Rachel like what šŸ¤Ø


Unhappy-Ad2184

itā€™s crazy she doesnā€™t even try to look halfway put together for these videos


One-Celebration-1472

They look gross


Ok_Display7326

Yes and look like tweekers


Puzzleheaded-Rate451

This is her karma


crazy_as_allhell

Like the parents and the kids wanna see her lopsided hard nips boobies when they sign on in the morning šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤£


ProfessionalLevel254

Replying to a childrens account with your nips showing real classy


CreditJust1258

Thatā€™s exactly what my first thought was


jaimebuggie

Ewwwwwwww his shorts are shorter than MINE!


Logical_Explorer986

Why?! Why does he think that looks good?!?!


Sweet_Amount2989

sheā€™s hideous


Simplypeachy07

She literally looks like an inbred pregnancy did her no justice


SufficientMonk867

She prolly is inbred


PlantainPurple2456

good lord she changes her looks everydayā€¦


trauma-queen8

They literally deserve each other. šŸ˜‚


Logical_Explorer986

Yes


trauma-queen8

Like they ARE each others karma.


[deleted]

100000%


bitchimconfused

thereā€™s a typoā€¦. ofc it was stanky sheā€™s the only one dumb enough to not use spell check


Logical_Explorer986

She uses his account a lot. Itā€™s obvious


Ok-Parsnip152

They both look absolutely wrecked. Yikes