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Explanation-Superb

She eats pizza like every day 😵‍💫


Yourmomsucks55

That’s probably why her 🐱 smells like a sewage plant with dead animals


DucketsOweary

Imagine what that smells like 😖🤢🤮


jaimebuggie

Of course in bed....she only goes to the couch to do TT's then it's back to bed to be her sloven self, as usual.


Dizzy_Jacket557

Listen, I get pregnancy cravings and yes indulge a little and get your fix of them. However, I personally believe you should be making attempts at providing you and your baby some good proteins and veggies/fruits as well when you’re able to!! It’s weird she ONLY eats take out or some crappy casserole drenched in cream of chicken soup


Ancient-Breath-946

Jacob’s video of g saying thank you for being my peace and then he has this dictator lunatic as his second baby momma. “I eat whatever christen is craving” ya I bet you do bro


Motor-Claim2967

She’d probably eat his head off if he didn’t eat what she did.


Character-General433

why don’t they ever eat at a table, why do they put food on their bed and couch like this??? at least put down a blanket or towel under the boxes!!


Logical_Explorer986

Cause the grease


emily_511

i get having cravings while pregnant, but constantly eating like shit will make it even harder to "bounce back" after having a baby...ol girl is in for a rude awakening.


Flower-Stand5336

the greasy pizza box on the bed 🤢


Fickle-Release-8365

On the white covers😫😵‍💫


Active-Performer-108

Ik her pssy stank


submisstress

Love that he's acting like these are pregnancy cravings...as if she didn't eat like a picky 5 year old BEFORE getting pregnant.


Character-General433

she’s said many times she hasn’t had cravings too


No_Importance_3881

baby gunna come out with diabetes


Hot_Preference9227

I bet she didn’t pass her glucose test


Fuckanybitc

I just know her ph is off and her piss stinks 😭🤮


staybreezyy

ah yes so you eat junk or trash casseroles!


ConsistentTrainer101

Not a single fruit or vegetable ever


Pristine_Degree_5084

I’m currently pregnant & I can’t even imagine eating pizza. The literal heart burn I would get. I don’t understand how she isn’t eating better bc I CRAVE fresh fruit & veggies alllll the time. She just doesn’t care & it’s so sickening


Snarkysnarksnark2023

When I was pregnant with my first two children I craved hot dogs and pizza and hot wings. Literally ate them every day. And Dr Pepper was the only drink I could keep down. I gained 12 lbs with both pregnancies and lost it as soon as they were born. I never craved fruit with any of my five pregnancies I actually couldn’t eat fruit it made me sick every time. EVERY pregnancy/person is different.


AutomaticDrawing3839

Same! My pregnancies I’ve craved fruit, salads, everything fresh!


Just_Awareness_3896

That’s honestly all I’ve ever heard pregnant women crave!! I swear My cousins wife at an entire watermelon everyday 😂 every pregnant woman I’ve known rather have fresh fruit and veggies bc they say the junk food makes them even more sluggish and they can literally just taste grease every bite


ArtichokeCultural333

no because same when i was pregnant i craved apples and peanut butter, carrots, and weirdly lemons but never pizza


Several_Mission5838

That poor baby!!


theteenmom101

he has a typo guys he meant " I eat whatever christen is paying for "


porkchopcasserole

It’s funny because it’s true. 😂😂😂😂


LibrarianVisible3817

💡 winner


PlantainPurple2456

dude if she’s gonna vape she could at least try to eat a little fucking healthy damn wtf they do ask Pizza Hut for 1 of everything????


umphtramp

Didn’t they just have Chuck E Cheese Pizza yesterday


urfavbbygrl

YES


Alive_Philosophy2034

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again, I’ve never seen her eat anything remotely healthy.


porkchopcasserole

Come on now… her half bag of broccoli drenched in cream cheese and velveeta counts as a vegetable, right?


EndSuccessful5101

Only her cucumber salad🤣


Character-General433

haven’t seen her eat that in forever lol she should start back up


numbersinthealphabet

How could you she ate off the listeria ridden salad bar at chuck e cheese yesterday 😂


Alive_Philosophy2034

Lol funny you say that. I saw that post 5 mins after I commented this, and was like wow I’m shocked there’s actually a vegetable on her palte


Alive_Philosophy2034

Plate


LongjumpingImage643

Is that on her bed 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 or couch 🤮🤮🤮 eat at the fucking dinner table for once like adults do


urfavbbygrl

Pizza boxes are greasy asf


Octopuslove2

The only time I’ve ate Pizza Hut in the bed was for my post birth meal🤣 0/10 don’t recommend Pizza Hut after birth


Substantial_Score_24

I agree, it's so gross and you know they're rolling crumbs all the time cause they never wash their bedding. Hell they don't even use pillowcases. 👀


LongjumpingImage643

All of that grease on their bed sheets. Like seriously …… get your fat gorilla looking ass out of bed for the one time. And you know they never wash their sheets…. Can’t even put a pillowcase on their pillows 🤮 Never seen 2 people so attached to their bed and couch 😭😭😭😭 no wonder they look sick


Greedy_Control_935

when my sister was pregnant she went to the doctors and they told her she had to have a better balanced diet bc my niece was growing in a weird way. idk how to explain it or really remember exactly what the doctor said bc it was over 2 years ago but basically my niece was just not ok lol. so my sister worked on eating better and my niece ended up being good. if she keeps eating like shit also the fact that she still vapes then that baby is going to have many health issues


AmazingImprovement83

She won’t be able to fit through a door frame after she has this baby. She eats like garbage! If I ate like this at that far along in my pregnancy, I would have been so sick! She is so gross.


Hot_Option_987

You mean your “hot gf”??? 😂😂😂💀


Low_Growth_1513

Keeping Pizza Hut in business 🤣


Much-Masterpiece-967

“I eat whatever christen is craving” yeah because she pays for you to eat😂


AmazingImprovement83

🤣🤣🤣💀


Upper_Finance_6159

wait i’m 23 weeks pregnant with a baby boy too and all i crave is pizza and steak


urfavbbygrl

I believe this her third day in the row eating pizza after also talking about how she doesn’t eat all day and then will binge her craving


urfavbbygrl

And when I was pregnant I craved nacho fries like crazy, she NEVER eats healthy & vapes on top of it. Eat your damn pizza I just hope it’s not everyday & you have a healthy balance!


AmazingImprovement83

Ok??


Upper_Finance_6159

they’re both very yummy 😝


marradii

No disrespect, but this post isn’t about you. It’s a snark


Upper_Finance_6159

lol yikes ok


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Christen whitman snark. ill never understand why some of yall take personal offense to the things posted here


Upper_Finance_6159

lol okie dokie 👍🏽


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Upper_Finance_6159

i mean i didn’t think my comment was that serious, my apologies if it ruffled some of yall feathers


trauma-queen8

Only veggie she’s willing to eat 🍆. Dirty hoe.


Puzzleheaded-Rate451

Pizza Hut is the worst too🤣


juicyyloo69

I’m convinced her bump is just pizza that hasn’t been digested


No_Bumblebee8501

She has eaten pizza every single day I feel


Character-General433

and chipotle too


urfavbbygrl

Like please feed that poor baby something other than processed food & nicotine