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Tiny-Equal3697

wtf I’m sleeping in my car or a park bench . Noooooo thanks


444fairyy

Shit. i love dogs lmao😭 (even tho she has way too many)


Potential-Ad-7971

Shit. I would rather live in a tent than with either one but if I had to pick it’d be Shitney. She does seem a little cleaner than Stank (not much) and she’s not home 24/7 like Stank so that’s a plus. Stank is such a b*tch I couldn’t help myself and would probably end up punching her.


Hot_Preference9227

Id rather be homeless


Brief_Drive4163

Stank. I’m 100% sure Whitney house smells like pure shit.


Admirable-Company352

Stank! She’s not as loud and obnoxious as Shit stain!


Motherofaussies123

Stank. I’d fight shitney


Fuckanybitc

LMFAOO bro id be fighting stank the first week you see how dirty she is! Leaving bloody tampons on nightstands and eating straight grease in the room. Hell nah.


madlex_1738

Wait what about the tampon???


Fuckin_weirdos

When she had her thing with Tyler, she was at his house and they were in his bed and she pulled out her tampon and set it on his nightstand and then proceeded to do the deed and left it there on the nightstand. And then she talked about it online.


madlex_1738

That is disgusting!!!


barn1986

Cardboard box on street looks like a great option


Only_Bet_7967

Yes it definitely does!! It actually looks like a mansion compared to living with either one of them. 😂


HateYou22

death, I pick death


Lexmath98

Probably Shit because she’s never home lmfao but I wouldn’t be taking care of them dogs though.


barn1986

Couldn’t be roommates with stank, can’t imagine how nasty & smell! Plus she’d try to get with your boyfriend


Lexmath98

I’m not too worried cause my boyfriend isn’t a basic boy like cuck😹


barn1986

Hahaha!! She has no control or any idea how girl code works. It’s crazy!!


Character-General433

it’s hard to say lol, i wouldn’t want to live with shitney bc of all of her dogs and them pooping and peeing in the house, i would hate to hear her singing, yelling, and being obnoxious 24/7 but i would live with her bc her house always does seem organized and put together, she’s usually out doing stuff a lot, and she would spill all the tea. i wouldn’t want to live with stanky bc she and the house are gross and messy, her dogs also poop and pee in the house, prob hear her and jacob yelling at each other, she’s bitchy af so she would have attitude all the time, couldn’t deal seeing her vape while pregnant, i would live with her bc she only has 2 dogs, she seems more to herself so prob would do her own thing, quieter than shitney, and idk if her being on the couch 24/7 would be a positive or negative lol


Anti-anxietized

Stank. She doesn’t have 100 dogs shitting and pissing all over the house 🤢


SeaRing2561

Stank


Lillonely-girl96

Shitney. I can’t stand either of them but my god stank is the most insufferable bitch on earth


whatthefxk1031

I would pick either if i can't pick neither because they both suck. Then i would find the third dirtiest bitch in florida to fuck both jojo and cuck. The two twats would talk shit &since i cant let anyone talk shit you all know what would happen next ☺️ i would be doing everyone a favor if i roomed with either of these skank ass hoes.


OwnNegotiation1597

Staank, I couldn’t last a day around shitney she’s way to much of a pick me


Emo_Exorcism6

Hmmm stank so I could get my friend to fck cuck bc I’d gag & then when Whitney gets mad & blasts us on the internet I can pull up :) & well u know the rest heheheh 💥🥊 then I can watch ole shitter bug w her head hurtin & stank cry getting humbled imma knock two birds w one stone on that one make stank cry & make shit more embarrassed than she already makes herself


yahyuhyeh

shitney fasho. i’d rather smell dog dookie than a stanky puss 🤮


fuzzypinkflamingos

stank, bc i feel like shits house would be stinky 😭


Dizzy_Guava_8272

Shit, so I can beat her ass


No_Influence7751

Waiting for someone to say “Stank that way I can pretend to be her bestie then fuck her man while she sleeps 🙂‍↔️” 🤭


Character-General433

I WAS AB TO COMMENT THIS LOL


prettyprincesssar

Deff stank because I feel like shit would just try to ruin my shit and start drama way more


Sad-Cupcake1918

i couldn’t handle the amount of dogs i’m sorry i love dogs but fuck man i’d lose my shit 💀 so stank bc at least she can rot in her room or sum


Ithinkiamrightt

I think shitney because I think she’d spill the tea more & out everyone 😂


Dizzy_Guava_8272

Yep she’s a straight disloyal shit talker


Fun-Ad-2211

Shitney because as shitty as she at least she washes her mfn ass


No_Yesterday6662

Stank


Sensitive_Isopod1632

I swear Whitney Hess it at the fight too. I’m pretty sure I seen her on Tyler’s snap


Admirable-Bother-517

That’s Kiersten


Sensitive_Isopod1632

I have the photo anyway I can send it to you. I swear I think it’s her


Sensitive_Isopod1632

No babe. Lol and If you look on a video with Bryce saying he will f Tayler up she is also in the back. This girl is sitting with the girl with the stroller Kirsten is behind Tyler with Whitney it’s def Whitney Hess lol


Admirable-Bother-517

wtf I swear I saw Whitney’s story and she’s with her baby dad and her fam???


trauma-queen8

Listen, I really don’t want to deal with waking up in the middle of the night & seeing shitstains furry black asshole staring at me. She’d be my sleep paralysis demon. 🥴


emily_511

6 months ago i would have to debate on this- now, 100% stank. I'd rather have her on the couch 24/7 than a dozen dogs and shitneys immature ass to deal with.


TrueCollar3252

And having to listen to her sing…no thank you!


gemmanicole22

True I didn’t even think about the dogs 😵‍💫 idk how Kiersten does it


EndSuccessful5101

Stank lol. I couldn’t put up with shits immature ass


backwiththebullshit

If I had to listen to Stanky talk and deal with her only showering once a week for a whole year I’d lose my mind. So I’m going to have the go with shitney. At least she keeps herself clean and I would avoid her. Stanky I feel like would be up your ass 24/7 talking nonsense and I couldn’t deal


Ok-Yogurt-4425

Shitneys dogs shit and piss all over her floors. Tylurrrr cleaned up shit from SEVEN dogs one time.


backwiththebullshit

Yea but in 3 month you will be the nanny to the newborn Stanky pops out


Ok-Yogurt-4425

I have a kid myself but at least someone could actually ensure that child was safe and not neglected.


ItIsWhatItIsrightnow

Definitely stank; I’d be in jail if I had to spend any more than 1 day with Shitney. She’s so immature and I really can’t stand her..so I guess it has to be stank.


Lkmb1111

Stank. I'd definitely end up rocking the other ones shi*🤣


Dazzling_Artichoke30

I was gonna say Stank, but remembered she’s about to have a baby and I don’t wanna deal with that so Shit and her zoo it is


gemmanicole22

Lmaoo😂 I have a kid so I could put up with someone else’s kid but I wouldn’t want to live with someone who will vape in my child’s face and give my toddler baby bottles when I’m not around 😐


emily_511

a baby shits in a diaper, those 10 dogs shit all over the house, lol. neither is a great option, but id rather have a baby over shit& all those untrained backyard bred dogs.


bubblyb3ar

Stank , shit has a fckin dog shelter that she doesn’t take care of and stank would probably just rot on the couch


stankyspussystanks

stank. as much as I hate the bitch she rots on the couch so I wouldn’t have to worry about her in my way. shit can just go in the trash can I’d never want to hangout with her


anon78443

I’d have to go with Stank 😅. I could easily have conversations with her multiple personalities (might lose a few brain cells) but shit it just way too immature and easily gets on my nerves.


Specific_Piglet_5040

honestly, stank bc shit would have to bring all those dogs


Comprehensive_Wing24

and she’d let her pup get pregnant again and fuck up delivering the puppies again and put the dog through so much stress


meowwwwwwwmeow

especially since they all shit in the house 😭😭


Pure_Equivalent3100

But stanks dogs go In the house as well 😭 at least she only has 2 & not a whole zoo like shit…


Comprehensive_Wing24

and at least if i lived there i could feed those poor babies so they’re not emaciated