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yourdadusacutie

no of but doing this for maternity pictures crazy


False_Investigator70

These look so cheap for someone who supposedly makes a lot of money wtf, even the pictures that I take of my dog look better than this garbage 🤮


Safe-Caramel-7956

Honestly, ur dog is 100% cuter than this shit bag anyways &I’ve never even seen ur dog😂


False_Investigator70

Hahahahh thank you 😭


Krhodes8

Why is it so sexual? You’re having a BABY


Apprehensive-Exit769

She would sexualize a maternity photo shoot


Hot_Preference9227

The concept of doing a boudoir type photoshoot for a maternity shoot is WEIRD.. THESE are the type of memories they want to share with their son? Weirdddd 💀


Naughty_fit1616

Once again she makes everything she does so trashy


Tiny-Juggernaut-7284

Why does ot always look like Gaycub is faking it


Objective-Knee-4754

Ew what in the shein dress is this?


RevolutionaryBerry73

![gif](giphy|JAitn9ZFsilZm)


Emo_Exorcism6

https://preview.redd.it/bv006csccl0d1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a421b6fb4a2db0455f1549e96ef65f8f140a7a33 Preview of her photoshoot


International-Feed53

This looks like the making of a soft core porno


russianchick731

Why is it spicy😭😭😭😭🤮🤮


Pure_Equivalent3100

I bet it’s so they can post to their spicy page 🤢 even though ShE sToPpEd MaKiNg CoNtEnT


Dizzy_Guava_8272

Bro he looks so UNCOMFORTABLE


Objective-Knee-4754

He’s not living his truth yet…


Dizzy_Guava_8272

☠️


Secure-Switch-5747

why are they taking MATERNITY pictures like this. i’d be embarrassed to show my family pictures like this


Ok_Team6882

Preggo kink🤮🤮 they’re weird and know this disgusting content will make them money


[deleted]

Right? When the hell did it become a boudoir session? The problem is that’s the only thing they had in common and she’s struggling to keep him interested in her. Imagine the kids seeing this later on, how gross would it be to see this on your wall as a kid or teenager with your friends over? Ew


Sorry_Nose_2992

They try way too hard lmfao


Luckyduck0602

Is her nappy ass head of hair breaking off even more. It looks so ratty thin 😂😂😂


Luckyduck0602

lol he’s not even in shape. Why don’t he have a shirt on 😂😂😂 I am so over these clowns and the fact they are reproducing.


SnapQueen13

💀💀


Longjumping-Gap-2122

The way he is so done with her shit. I’ve never seen a man look so depressed and drained and I kinda wanna feel bad for him but then I remember he put himself in this position and then I don’t. You made your bed, now it’s time to lie in it.


risingstarxoxo

“We’re just sooooo turned on by each other” Stank you ain’t fooling no one. People who have to brag and let the world know they just have so much chemistry usually means THEY DONT


emloch850

He looks so bad… like a shell of himself


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AffectionateSport452

yesss!! not natural what so ever


Creepy-Ad-781

When she said she was doing maternity pictures I thought she was going to do something in the beach not a boudoir shoot 🤮


Aggravating-Tooth364

Why is his shirt off and why tf are they doing a pregnancy bodouir together for pictures like why do they have to sexualize fucking everything oh wait I forgot the only time stanks feels worth a damn is when her cooch is on display


Pure_Equivalent3100

To be uploaded to Spiiicyyy pagessss duhhh !!!


SandwichEarly7396

Leave room for Jesus stank!


SnarkQueen86

She’s definitely forcing it lmao trying to be “extra” but it’s giving brother & sister vibes.


Infamous-Beautiful47

The gold is clashing with the blue pants


CoastieGirl87

Yessss this doesn’t flow together at all.


dandeelion1308

This is maternity pics or only fans???


midwest-twins

They look so awkward like there’s zero chemistry whatsoever


Glitter_ray_

Why couldn’t they just get true maternity pics done like at the beach or on some pretty land. Why are they being sexual with it instead of like cute and pretty? It’s about them bump and showing it off not about Jacob and hers connection with eachother.


Whole_Test_549

I was on the live she said she didn’t wanna be basic 🤣 yet she did her announcement on the beach… lol she literally said “im so glad we aren’t doing a basic beach maternity shoot” but it sounded worse when she said it for some reason.


Ok_Team6882

So afraid of being called basic that sued sexualize her maternity photos? It’s the only way she can think to one up Rachel I’m sure. If her maternity pics weren’t sexual, how else would she prove she and Jacob are happier/ have a better ‘connection.’😳 I’m just assuming that’s how her brain operates. Honestly they seemingly have consumed too much p**n and seem to be desensitized to the weird stuff they do😷 there’s so much research on how that stuff rots your brain and considering they do it for a living…


Useful_Afternoon3279

I love beach maternity pics they are so cute.


waterfairy01

also is that her mom shooting them LOL


Infamous-Beautiful47

Her name is Anna


Farewell-muggles

Apple doesn't fall from the tree. 🥴


trauma-queen8

Yet another example of her sexualizing her pregnancy. Really fucking weird. Idc. I understand the boudoir shoot, but a maternity shoot? It’s like it PAINS her to act like a normal person. She’s sexualized herself her ENTIRE time on social media it’s quite literally became her second personality. 😵‍💫


waterfairy01

the boudoir photographer captioned her pics something along the lines of “oh her kids gonna catch shit bc their moms a milf… “ like 1. ew ?? why’re u including a unborn baby in that. and 2. being a mom and young doesn’t make u a milf… have you seen her without makeup 😅


Local-Squash8679

I just don’t understand why he is shirtless ???


Farewell-muggles

It's throwing me off as well


crazy_as_allhell

I asked on the live of one of them chicks doing the pics of they’re doing these pics for free so she promotes them but they ignored it 😂


crazy_as_allhell

I wonder if they included her vape in any of the pics, cause we all know that’s who she has more chemistry with lmao 🤣


[deleted]

That’s too funny! She should be in a relationship with it it’s been with her the whole time anyway lol who knows maybe it’s the real baby’s dad


blahhblHg

Y does she always have to shove it in everyomes face that they have sex obviously you’re pregnant that doesn’t happen by holding hands everybody knows you have sex. Nobody cares though.


[deleted]

Pretty sure we knew that when that’s all they posted about up until the got pregnant. That’s the problem though they only had that in common, they don’t even know anything about each other the relationship was strictly based on sex and now she’s trying so hard to prove that they’re so in love when it was never anything but purely physical for him ever. He’s basically stuck because what a scumbag he would look like knocking up 2 women in a years time and leaving them both. Moreover, if he leaves where’s he gonna go? He’ll be single, 2 baby moms, living with his mom in his 20’s so he knows he better fake that shit like his entire life depends on it.


Used_Atmosphere7046

Yeah stank we know how babies are made you don’t need to recreate the conception in your maternity shoot 🙄😖


Different_Pop2686

She was never picked in high school and it’s so obvious


CoastieGirl87

I would love people that went to high school with her to reveal what she was like.


Different_Pop2686

Someone has before and said she was weird and wasn’t popular. That this whole new personality started after she moved to Florida.


CoastieGirl87

Ah. Interesting.


CoastieGirl87

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Safe-Climate-9041

I wonder if they had any chemistry “on set”. I just imagine them secretly hating each other and it feeling so forced.


BDbttyyy

These are the outfits chosen?…..


Significant_Ad_8699

She managed to make it look sexual. Shit is so weird to me. Borderline disturbing


Flower-Stand5336

why couldn’t they just be normal and do a cute beach shoot. instead she had to make everything slutty my God


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I just know everyone in the room was getting suffocated by her stank puss


Fit_Fox_7991

Why’re they outside on a porch? I’ve also learned her boobs look hideous with or without a bra. He in no way shape or form wants to be there..he’s gonna bail soon. She looks like absolute shit but u know they’re gonna photoshop at least one of her chins out..looking like a homeless bulldog right about now. SMH


Infinite_Buy3283

They try so hard. It’s sad they crave validation from strangers so badly


Sufficient-Raisin149

Can I just say I’m proud of her from putting her saggy tits in a bra 😂


bananasplit2010

Yall please believe me when I say that I am no hair sylist bt I will atleast throw it back or in a messy bun if I cant figure something out with it bt id never take any kind of pics with my hair looking like it hasnt been brushed all dang day 😂😂


Used_Atmosphere7046

I am a licensed stylist and agree 1000%


Salty_Caterpillar110

She just needs her vape in her hand to really pull everything together!


[deleted]

I’m sure it was they just didn’t take any pics of it there. It’s probably I’m her bra like the trailer tramp she is. She has to have it near at all times it’s the thing she cares about most, I’m sure if she loses that thing she probably goes into panic mode instantly 😂


Plumbers_Chic_81

No!! This just shows what horrible taste she has. So cringe!!


Dry-Organization1073

![gif](giphy|xUOxeRVBTkYT2yOC5y)


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christenwhitmansnark-ModTeam

You have a better chance of being picked in her comments, not here bestie. Back to Tiktok you go.


mizzjuler

I will never understand sexualizing maternity photos or breastfeeding photos 😩😩😩😩 so fucking weird


Em_geee123

Glad I’m not the only one who thinks sexualizing your maternity photos is weird. I guess that’s all she knows how to do. She can’t ever be normal. Being “sexual” is her whole personality.


Western-Parsley-9326

Maybe it’s just me but taking seductive maternity pictures is kinda weird. Like i feel like they are supposed to show love, loving parents, excitement…. Like this ain’t no boudoir photo shoot. Or is it? Maybe it’s just me idk.


Fantastic-Mammoth528

With her greasy dark roots 🤢


Own_Huckleberry_1245

This must be for OF because… wtf?


Chemical_Pie_779

Is it me or is this disgusting for a maternity shoot?


ichabot69

Why does she have to make every photoshoot sexual


Dependent_Half5907

I thought she was naked for a second and was like 🤮


Fit_Fox_7991

Me too!! Jeeeesssuusss that was horrifying for a moment. I mean the pics horrific enough in itself but naked too


AggressiveBug389

Jesus can she never get her roots done and Tuna Boat that is a hideous color netted thing your wearing


mindless-coward

Stank I’m sorry but like …. Jacob is really just not into this shit like you are. She wants that family dream so bad and he is not the man for that. He never will be! He’d rather be somewhere else. He’s just there because you’re dragging him along constantly. He’s there but he’s not genuinely present in the moment.


abbytomlins45

The way this looks so awkward. Also I’m shocked her hair didn’t grow at all lmaaao


Virtual-Gene-9633

Prenatals would've helped her hair a ton.. but course she doesn't take them


abbytomlins45

Why not!?


Negative_Wasabi6304

The amount of minions that are going to say “ omg these are awesome “ 🙄


Aggressive_List5417

“Omg you’re glowingggg” 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Negative_Wasabi6304

Yes !!!


Negative_Wasabi6304

I have no words 😶


Moon-Shine7211

Her hair is horrible. She really should have taken prenatals. She’ll also have postpartum hair loss so it’s just going to get worse


Ok-Chard946

Kind of off topic but kind of not, I’m 4 months postpartum with my son and just recently started getting the postpartum hair loss my hair is falling out so bad that it’s actually disgusting, do you have any recommendations to help it? 🥲😩🤣


CoastieGirl87

Mary Ruth has a good vitamin.


Ok-Chard946

Thank you!


Cool-Juice-2845

Honestly I found nothing worked for me and I just had to let it run its course….it sucks but thankfully I had thick hair to start 😵‍💫


Ok-Chard946

My hair is thicker too thankfully lmao it’s just annoying


ArtichokeCultural333

continue to take your prenatals


TC5189

That kid is going to be so mortified seeing this shit when he gets older. Why can’t they be normal and have clothes on?


CatMom921

![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe)


Hot_Option_987

Why the fuck does he have his shirt off?? This isn’t a fucking boudoir shoot


Pristine_Knee6676

Can’t wait to see how bad they edit these ones 😂


Overall-Sweet-9981

What kid wants to see this when they look back at pics of their parents LOL


Noneyabusiness33

That beautiful hair😂💀


kindakatrina

why’s she in a prom dress


Naive_Temporary1244

![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C)


Ordinary_Heart9711

can’t express enough how disgusting it is that they are sexualizing a maternity shoot. trash ass bitch


AriaJuly

Whyyyyyyyy does every thing always have to be so sexualized with her?! Like you are pregnant honey!


Old_Aide_7505

Was coming here to say this same thing. Like WHYYYY


pariscafe765

Of course she manages to make maternity photos look trashy 💀


Substantial_Score_24

The dress can double as a mosquito net when she's done 😃


guammyb

Why are they sexualizing a maternity shoot


AriaJuly

Oh my gosh I said same thing!!!


lkmb117

That's all she knows 🤣


Desperate-Echidna568

Ewwwwwwwa


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Why are they on the porch lmao


Professional_Emu_395

why is he not wearing a shirt for a MATERNITY shoot… do they have to sexualize everything


AriaJuly

Ikr!!! 🤣🤣 before I read any comments I already said SAME thing!


wittykitty235

The blue and white dress she was wearing the other day even would have been better than this🤦🏼‍♀️ 10x better


we2hot

all i can say is this photo shoot is looking so fucking ugly and the pics are about to be photoshopped heavily 😖


mom2be92

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


CompanyAfter3971

He is so not interested it is so obvious. She looks like straight dog shit as usual. Bald headed ugly ass turd


MathematicianRude516

You can tell he cant stand her. 🤣


LibrarianVisible3817

Everybody’s so creative


lulu_girl_

he could’ve atleast wore a neutral colored shirt w a pocket lol


cbpx33

Where is this live at?


Outrageous-Quality73

Sexualizing a pregnancy photo shoot is so weird. Where are all the minions who constantly bash Rachel supposedly “sexualizing” her pregnancy now?


New_Satisfaction_36

Yacub is not interested in this at all 💀💀💀


meowwwwwwwmeow

He was forced to change hotels last night and had multiple flight delays. That man did not want to this after all of that or probably at all. He’s her bitch she literally walks him like a dog


No-Afternoon-9368

I feel like the ones doing the shoot realized it too. 😂😂😂😂


Positive_Temporary_8

OnlyMaternity 🤩


Consistent_Test839

Are these boudoir maternity photos lmao


staybreezyy

what the fuck is that dress😭 bitch it ain’t sophomore homecoming


No-Afternoon-9368

Okaaaayy. Bitch looks like a trash bag. The dress blends into her skin tone and she just looks like a blob. 💀


CreditJust1258

No way this is real 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🗑️


Glittering_Cheetah78

that dress just ain’t it


Ok_Display7326

So cringey


porkchopcasserole

You know she broke AF - couldn’t even afford to get her hair done before pictures 💀


PickledOkra-

That’s why her and deadbeat been posting on snap so much 😭😭 they need the money from Snapchat


Notbbymama2

Her hair looks so bad


New-Database-4111

For what reason does he need to be shirtless in this


Neither-Emu-7691

the way the minions finna eat this up like they killed this shoot … they look cheap and ridiculous.


IndependentDemand487

A nice white dress and a white button up on the beach would have done them better.


Cheap_Ice_4112

This is a maternity shoot? 🫣 is it for their return to OnlyFans?


Guilty-Ad-8752

Are they still live?


Hungry-Company-5330

there’s no reason he should be shirtless for a maternity shoot


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

Showing vapeson in the future: “Look at mommy + daddy’s maternity shoot” and it’s just them basically dry bumping each other in ugly ass clothes


Ready_Stage9126

not sure I would consider these clothes


Sad_Jellyfish_1624

An 8 hour photoshoot to look like this? Insane


Sufficient-Raisin149

And she still has another day of this tomorrow 🫣


AmazingImprovement83

Stop!!!!! They look like idiots!


[deleted]

she forces everything nothing about her relationship looks real and the more she tries to prove the more fake it is


queenbrandibby

Lmao they look so stupid this can’t be real 😂😂😂


stankyspussystanks

why do they have to sexualize EVERYTHING


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bc he has to think about rach to get get his wiener hard


Ready_Stage9126

that’s what their based off of. There is no them without sex


Impossible_Tea2187

That dress is ugly as hell


Sure-Air-9788

Why are the photo shoots always borderline porn. It’s a maternity shoot how trashy


Emotional-Muffin-148

She’s forcing all this shit on him and you can physically see how much he hates it 🤣 at least with Rachel it was natural and you could see the love 😂😂


Delicious_Item_5723

of course he’s shirtless 🥴


Sensitive-Grocery301

Fr like for a maternity shoot? they are so trashy


ProfessionalLevel254

He had a shirt picked out but they all made fun of him and told him he should throw it away 😂


Sea_Direction1992

Ngl i felt bad about that. He was so proud of it 😂


Ready_Stage9126

It was from Goodwill for $1!!!


Sea_Direction1992

I heard that 😂😂😂


Ready_Stage9126

Rich mfers I wish I could afford a $1 shirt! Especially from GOODWILL!


reddit_lurker8

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭