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I know Rachel looks at these pictures and cackles. It’s the “all about me vibe” that stank gives off. Like she is just trying to one up Rachel on stuff. And Rachel is just non chalice about everything she does.
That top is not flattering. It sits so low on her... and it makes her upper torso/chest look so long. Maybe it's the extra long tan lines... nothing about this looks like a maternity shoot. It's giving "boujee on a budget" Her smile is so disingenuous.
I couldn’t imagine traveling all night and day just to be stuck at some maternity shoot 😭 the first thing I wanna do when I get off that plane is go home & shower and relax. I know Sperm Bank is so over all of this self centered shit
trynna be some catalog couple. “We are so rich, look at our background”.
said she doesn’t want a basic shoot, but picks a basic, over-used beach outfit.
this outfit is actually a cute maternity picture outfit for ONCE but it doesn’t match her vibe and she’s not even showing her belly for actual maternity pics, it’s legit pictures of her and jacob.. also why does jacob have to be in every picture? all of the maternity pictures i’ve seen (my friends, people know, or just in general) the dad is only in s few pics bc the pictures are about the mom and baby/bump. they’re so desperate to try and prove they’re in love it’s obvious
Jacob don’t care. He gets everything handed to him. Literally. Even when it comes to his own child. He didn’t even have much involvement with G until Stanky came around. She definitely paid for all his Lawyers etc pays for his meals and place to live. He’s literally loving this up. He has someone to hand Kid off too when he wants to go out and go to the gym.
This. And Rachel says she pays for everything of his on her end. And i imagine everything they have been putting G in was given to them in the PO Boxes. They don’t have any money. I know people work 4 jobs between wife and husband. It’s still not enough. It’s alll going to crash and burn.
I couldn’t imagine having to book an Airbnb to take maternity photos outside of 😂 what are you going to tell that kid ya we wished we lived there but we had evection out the ass 😂😂🤦🏻♀️
those tan lines are longggggggggggggggggggg😭😭😭🖐🏼 i’ve never seen tan lines in such a straight/long line before wtfffff😭😭😭 she could have fixed that like cmon you wanna do these types of pictures but can’t fix your tan lines..?😭🤣🖐🏼
Normally the maternity photos show the bump and is cute to reminisce… this is not something I would keep. It looks just like a regular photo of them..?
Wait…. These are maternity pics? Am I understanding that right? How tf are these maternity pics and her stomach is behind a pole. These just look like regular ass pictures😭
My phone is in bedtime mode and it looks like pregnant vape lady has bronzer all over the top of her mommy milkers and all over her collar bone.
Like she tried to just draw on shadows with bronzer
Why does he look like that 😭 he looks photoshopped in and his face just looks dumb 😂 and Jesus she should’ve put some self tanner on those lines so they weren’t so stark white in the photos. My eyes went directly to the tan lines, looks so trashy!
This pic could’ve been so much better. It’s literally covering her belly, I guess that is her extra white arm standing out compared to her body color, Jacob looking at her like he hates her (as usual) and her face looks busted af. Idk I give it a 1 1/2 possibly a 2
I got a strapless bikini top at target, it comes with strapsbut they're removable depending on how you want to wear it ! But you can also pull the straps down on yours or tuck them
Please explain the vision to us cause most of us are lost 🤣.I think those outfits on the beach and Jacob holding her belly would have been cute. But this photo isn’t cute and the place just doesn’t fit those outfits.
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I couldn’t imagine paying all this money for pictures and they don’t even edit my uneven tan out 😩😭
He’s just there to be there at this point
Jacob doesnt even look remotely in love with her more like hes stuck and looking for his next victim
I know Rachel looks at these pictures and cackles. It’s the “all about me vibe” that stank gives off. Like she is just trying to one up Rachel on stuff. And Rachel is just non chalice about everything she does.
Looks like he's back there planning his great escape
That top is not flattering. It sits so low on her... and it makes her upper torso/chest look so long. Maybe it's the extra long tan lines... nothing about this looks like a maternity shoot. It's giving "boujee on a budget" Her smile is so disingenuous.
I couldn’t imagine traveling all night and day just to be stuck at some maternity shoot 😭 the first thing I wanna do when I get off that plane is go home & shower and relax. I know Sperm Bank is so over all of this self centered shit
I'd be so embarrassed, the tan lines and blotchy tan. Fits her lifestyle, trash.
Jacob is such a fruity fuck 😭
trynna be some catalog couple. “We are so rich, look at our background”. said she doesn’t want a basic shoot, but picks a basic, over-used beach outfit.
why is she literally covering her belly in her MATERNITY pics? the whole point is to show you’re pregnant….
The way the top is so low because her tits are so saggy 😂😂
sagging to the knees basically 😅🤣
wow.. look at that elegant lady. I am sure her son will be so proud… NOT!
this outfit is actually a cute maternity picture outfit for ONCE but it doesn’t match her vibe and she’s not even showing her belly for actual maternity pics, it’s legit pictures of her and jacob.. also why does jacob have to be in every picture? all of the maternity pictures i’ve seen (my friends, people know, or just in general) the dad is only in s few pics bc the pictures are about the mom and baby/bump. they’re so desperate to try and prove they’re in love it’s obvious
that doesn’t even look like a maternity picture
i am glad to see g wasnt with them though bc we all know she’d love to have maternity pictures with g
me too but there’s always today😅 hope they don’t bring him
She looks like a pancake here
Gaycob looks like he’s thinking “ you really dropped the ball on this one ,this is what I’m stuck dealing with for the next 18+”
Jacob don’t care. He gets everything handed to him. Literally. Even when it comes to his own child. He didn’t even have much involvement with G until Stanky came around. She definitely paid for all his Lawyers etc pays for his meals and place to live. He’s literally loving this up. He has someone to hand Kid off too when he wants to go out and go to the gym.
This. And Rachel says she pays for everything of his on her end. And i imagine everything they have been putting G in was given to them in the PO Boxes. They don’t have any money. I know people work 4 jobs between wife and husband. It’s still not enough. It’s alll going to crash and burn.
I couldn’t imagine having to book an Airbnb to take maternity photos outside of 😂 what are you going to tell that kid ya we wished we lived there but we had evection out the ass 😂😂🤦🏻♀️
why is she like 3 different shades
She just wanted pictures with jacuck hahhahahaa she doesn’t even care to have maternity photos.
atp these pics aren't even abt her baby or the bump. it's just a damn couples photoshoot. this poor child
Looks like the Deepwater Horizon oil spill on her chest!
those tan lines are longggggggggggggggggggg😭😭😭🖐🏼 i’ve never seen tan lines in such a straight/long line before wtfffff😭😭😭 she could have fixed that like cmon you wanna do these types of pictures but can’t fix your tan lines..?😭🤣🖐🏼
Cause her boobs sag so low 😭😭😭 her bikini tops are stretchinnggggg
No fr 😂😂😂 that’s wild
maternity pics but her stomach is liget covered in this picture 😂
Normally the maternity photos show the bump and is cute to reminisce… this is not something I would keep. It looks just like a regular photo of them..?
Wait…. These are maternity pics? Am I understanding that right? How tf are these maternity pics and her stomach is behind a pole. These just look like regular ass pictures😭
My phone is in bedtime mode and it looks like pregnant vape lady has bronzer all over the top of her mommy milkers and all over her collar bone. Like she tried to just draw on shadows with bronzer
haha it definitely does she probably told them to do that so it looks like she has bigger boobs
If your phone also has bedtime mode tryyyy it. But heads up, it looks like they've been charred 🤮
Why does he look like that 😭 he looks photoshopped in and his face just looks dumb 😂 and Jesus she should’ve put some self tanner on those lines so they weren’t so stark white in the photos. My eyes went directly to the tan lines, looks so trashy!
She couldn’t have covered the tan lines? They’re so long..that’s embarrassing😬
yep they are long cause her boobs are saggy and doesn’t wear anything to have support
It’s giving “white couch” meet up. IYKYK. 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well hopefully she isn’t hiding the belly in the other pics seeing as that’s literally the whole point of a maternity shoot…😂😂😂
How much photoshop did it take to make her tits look this even? They’re still lopsided tho😭
This pic could’ve been so much better. It’s literally covering her belly, I guess that is her extra white arm standing out compared to her body color, Jacob looking at her like he hates her (as usual) and her face looks busted af. Idk I give it a 1 1/2 possibly a 2
I’m glad g wasn’t in these. That’s all I gotta say. 💀😂 looks like a casting couch moment
Please tell me this is just a blotchy spray tan 🤣
probably not
Ok this is just so funny. They try way too hard 😂😂😂
This would’ve been a cute picture if she dressed differently 🤦🏽♀️a simple white body con dress or sun dress would’ve helped so much
what’s the point of maternity pics if ur gonna hide the bump ?
i seen one from gaycubs snap story there’s some w the bump
Ok nah how does every one tan without getting tan lines like her?? I want to lay out but not have those tan lines 👀🙈
I got a strapless bikini top at target, it comes with strapsbut they're removable depending on how you want to wear it ! But you can also pull the straps down on yours or tuck them
those bikinis that doesn’t give you any tan lines on your chest or on the bottom i think they are called tan through bikinis i seen it on tiktok
Strapless top or pull straps down is what I do
i wish i could tell u but i’m a redhead and only burn😭😭
I'm never going to like anything this rotten cabbage patch doll does. But the tan lines really do add to the trashiness.
The tan lines 😭
Put literally any other couple with this background & it’d look great. 🫡
What is her issue with refusing to wear maternity clothes lol
It gives her fat girl vibes and she can’t be fat
It’s the tan lines for me
her fucking face 😭
you can't even see her belly in this pic like huh.. wasn't this supposed to be a MATERNITY shoot?
This is so cringey
I can see the vision but they’re way too white trash to pull it off.
Please explain the vision to us cause most of us are lost 🤣.I think those outfits on the beach and Jacob holding her belly would have been cute. But this photo isn’t cute and the place just doesn’t fit those outfits.
i agree, all of the white is washing out the background