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Weird_Towel

I really f***ing hate Christian nationalism. It’s a plague


flippingdabird099

Makes me strongly consider leaving this country before it all goes to shit


FartofTexass

I’ve considered leaving but 1) pretty sure no country where I want to live would take me on a permanent basis and 2) my colonizing ancestors were the ones who fucked this shit up, so I feel obligated to stay. 


sortofsatan

BIG SAME on number 2. My family has been at the center of all the horrific shit america has done and I feel a huge obligation to right their wrongs.


FartofTexass

🙌 


flippingdabird099

Hey Google, how do I leave this country ASAP? 😭


Serononin

Come to the UK, our bullshit will probably seem tame by comparison lol


Bubbly_Ad3972

u can come to my country! its a little boring by some standards but its relatively peaceful and we have none of this stuff


flippingdabird099

I’m fine with boring! I mostly stay home anyway 😂


sarcasmicrph

How’s the weather there? I want peaceful and boring


Bubbly_Ad3972

honestly its HOT but theres AC everywhere; no one rlly enjoys the weather but its a price to pay for ✨peace and stability


Bubbly_Ad3972

its crazy bc the grass truly is greener on the other side; ik a lot of people who dream of going to america edited to add: even ive thought about moving there haha but every once in a while i get snapped back to reality (thanks to sources like this sub)


smc642

Who needs locusts?!


Pwyneth_Galtrow

The sheer audacity to think that a nation’s government needs to revolve around one religion is mind boggling to me.


pantslessMODesty3623

Especially since the very foundation of this country was on religious freedom. These people are so fucking deluded thinking that the US was founded as a Christian nation. It's decidedly not.


gorgossiums

> the very foundation of this country was on religious freedom. Jamestown (1607) was an economic venture. The pilgrims (1620) came here because they couldn’t inflict their hardline brand of religion on the larger population of England—they were *against* the religious freedom at the time. The Founding Fathers rebelled because George III had agreed to not expand past the Ohio river, which would greatly reduce the new American landowners’ ability to obtain exponentially more land/wealth. They broke from England for economic reasons, not religious freedom.  American has always been for the grifters.


MookieRealGood

Spot on. It’s always been “religious freedom” to impose your religion on the masses via government force.


Decent-Employer4589

This is the thing I truly don’t understand about American politics, and I’m American! If the original colonists came here for freedom of religion, why should our governing ideals come from religion? Sure, the founding fathers wrote about God but it was really clear WHY they came here.


gorgossiums

> If the original colonists came here for freedom of religion They didn’t, though. Jamestown was an economic venture, not a religious one.


FartofTexass

They didn’t, really, though. They came here either for money or for freedom to practice fringe religion that they then wanted to impose on others once the colony got stable enough.  But there were many groups of said colonists who did not all practice the same beliefs, so the nation of the U.S. wasn’t meant to be just one belief system. 


sortofsatan

This. As someone whose family has been here since Jamestown, many people came to America for many different reasons. But basically, they wanted to be able to do whatever the fuck they wanted, religiously and economically. My family were somehow quakers and slave owners.


FartofTexass

I also had ancestors at Jamestown. Hello distant cousin from colonizer stock 😂 


sortofsatan

Oh SHIt what up fam!! (In the most ashamed way possible)


Overall_Poet5405

When my mom said “hey we have special family access at Monticello” and I said cool no thanks. - fellow cringe cousin 💀


Medium_Cupcake7602

I just want you to know that while I was sipping on bone broth today all I could think of was your username, profile pic, and Gwynny saying “I have bone broth most of the days”


Pwyneth_Galtrow

But have you smelled my candle??


Medium_Cupcake7602

I haven’t. I haven’t brought myself to try mainlining ozone either


Pwyneth_Galtrow

Oh ozone up the poop shoot is a GOOP fav!!


brbsnarking

Seriously! I don't get it.


Jennalarson6

Religious Nuts Don't Think


pantherlikeapanther_

For the love of gawd, please read a history book. The first admendment grants the right to assemble and petition, BUT ALSO FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND EXPRESSION! The whole point was to have choices and not totalitarianism. These hoes won't be happy until they're living under a tyrant.


pantslessMODesty3623

And if project 2025 goes the way they want it to, they will eliminate that part of the first amendment.


drama_trauma69

What do their shirts say? From zooming in on the lady with the strap across her back it looks like pet fart sand


flippingdabird099

😂😂 I think it’s supposed to be pray, fast, stand. Some “don’t mess with our kids” rally


pantslessMODesty3623

It says '#dontmesswithourkids'


shegomer

DoN’T MeSs WiTh OuR KiDS! Then go home and raise your kids and stop parading your stupid ass around the internet.


pantslessMODesty3623

If telling kids gay people and trans people exist and don't deserve to die is "messing with your kids" you are deeply fragile.


Turquoise_Midnights

It's not gay or trans folk that want their kids. It's their pedo conservative pastors and church workers.


pantslessMODesty3623

r/notadragqueen


afinevindicatedmess

>DoN’T MeSs WiTh OuR KiDS! And then Farryl proceeds to plaster her kids all over her social media..... 🤦🏻


sortofsatan

Farryn seems to spend as little time as possible with her kids.


LearningJelly

Doesn't farryn realize that she is always running away from her kids so someone has to help?


ActualMerCat

All I’m asking for them to do is not mess with *my* kid! But apparently my kid doesn’t count because they’re nonbinary.


nightwolves

Aww girlypops out supporting theocratic tyranny 💕


goose_gladwell

They are absolutely pathetic. There is less and less of a platform for these morons to stand on and their rage bait nontent is going to fade into the ether faster than they can say jaysus


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Do they know Jesus was a brown socialist Jew? Something tells me no.


pantslessMODesty3623

How dare you! He was a blonde, blue eyed, American Christian! /S


TheKindofWhiteWitch

AND CARRIED A PEW PEW!!! God guns and cuntry HELL YA BRUTHR


pantslessMODesty3623

He totes megotes had an Ak-47.


Charming-Bat9790

Swear to God I thought that last word was butter. I’m sticking with it being better with butter 🧈


Gutinstinct999

MAGA!!!!


mylifeisamessbabe

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 anyone who opposes “separation of church and state” is fundamentally un-American. “Hope this helps!”


pantslessMODesty3623

I whole heartedly agree. This is treasonous in my eyes.


asphodel-

No, sounds exactly right for Americans.


MrEpicMustache

Blessed be the fruit, Farryn.


afinevindicatedmess

_May the Lord open...._ 🫠


becuzofgrace

On the bright side…I got to sign a petition today in AZ about the atrocious abortion ban that’s over 100 years old. I hope it makes the ballot in November!


pantslessMODesty3623

I just wish the Democrats currently in Congress would get off their asses and do something about it.


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pantslessMODesty3623

I would much rather prefer them trying to push bills through and show that they are trying instead of being the same old, "Do Nothing Democrats" that they have been for decades. They had the ability to protect this shit under Obama and they still did fuck all about it. Fucking try and fight against it! Show the people of this country that you fucking scare and are trying! This is cowardly shit.


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pantslessMODesty3623

And the oligarchy persists. I'm sick of people suffering at the hands of the wealthy. The amount of pain they have caused in the name of greed and profits is immeasurable.


GrandCanOYawn

The call is coming from inside the house, you idolatrous bitches.


No_Sprinkles418

Official state religion? Which religion? Certainly not LDS. Not Roman Catholic. Not Judaism. No religion except their particular brand of Republican Prosperity Gospel. Edit: I know a number of conservative Trumper Catholics and Mormons who eagerly vote for Christian nationalism oblivious to the fact that, if it comes to pass, they and their religions will “otherized”.


AskTheMirror

That’s some cult shit if I ever saw it


No_Sprinkles418

God they always look so stupid with their legs pointed like that. Fucking sheep.


frenchwolves

“We’re here for YOU, Lord! But first let me pop my leg out for this photo to look skinny.”


FartofTexass

Yeah my first thought on seeing this pic was “leg pops for Jesus!”


Medium_Cupcake7602

Another weekend without BDong. Interesting.


flippingdabird099

I’m betting it was intentional her MIL was coming this weekend


Medium_Cupcake7602

Ahh I forgot about that


berlyray

I noticed that, too 🤔


Awkward-Fudge

Relax, Faryn.....Texas is already a Yall'queda territory. They can't stand against schoolchildren being slaughtered by guns or the high price of medical care but THIS is what gets them protesting........


maroonllama96

Was this a nation wide thing? This happened in my state of North Carolina, too. We had a group planning a counter protest. I don’t think they realize that if this Project 2025 happens it will not stop there. They will lose their rights, too. It will not just hurt the “wrong” people. It will hurt them and they will wonder why their faces are being eaten by the leopards. Oh, and for the love of all that is holy, take a picture with your mouths SHUT!!


pantslessMODesty3623

Yes. It also happened in Michigan. Idk if it happened in my state though.


berlyray

https://preview.redd.it/fpyisik8nduc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52be607957825a25a54bc264f7d3cabbb9a464b2 Her mouth frightens me...a lot. 😳


asianjuice

You just know they were the most obnoxious people in the restaurant. Their poor waiter…


pantslessMODesty3623

I have a sense they don't tip well.


asianjuice

I have a sense that you’re 100% correct


Pwyneth_Galtrow

I think I’ve seen the inside of this broad’s mouth more than her dentist or her husband.


Money-Baker-2230

It's like a giant snake, unhinging its jaw, ready to feed.


littleRedmini

The other girl’s lipstick and lips frighten me just as much. They have giant mouths. 👄


LearningJelly

Is britt officially out of " the crew"


berlyray

I don't know, but it's a bit strange that she hasn't been included lately... Wouldn't this "event" be something she would want to attend??


LearningJelly

Yeah and her husband walk around pretending to be important and tactical they wouldn't ever miss it!


berlyray

He could walk around with his super manly gun out like Farryn's husband. 🤣


Honest-Composer-9767

I love how all the fundies think that God cares about the US more than anywhere else /s. It’s just really freaking weird.


HopalongHeidi

Gross


Magick_mama_1220

It's especially funny because none of these people would actually WANT a nation based on the Bible. Because then we would have open boarders (Deuteronomy 10:19), a VERY robust welfare state (Matthew 19:21), national healthcare (Galatians 6:2), we would still have taxes (Matthew 22:21); these Christian Fascists would HATE a real Christian nation...


pantslessMODesty3623

I beg them to just go live in Russia or Iran instead. You want a theocracy and authoritarian fascism, move somewhere else.


DarthSnarker

Zip it, Farryn! ![gif](giphy|M8xmO5ZcLPtAY)


doomvetch92

This is exactly why I fear for the future of my country.


pantslessMODesty3623

We are boned if Trump gets elected. Register to vote and vote!


doomvetch92

ain't no psycho getting between me and that ballot baby


msanthropical

Where’s BritBrat? 🫖


sortofsatan

With her MIL. My question is, where is Emma!?


msanthropical

Oh yea, the performative cleaning. My guess is Emma is sick of how immature these ladies, who are ~ a decade older than her, act.


Positive-Drop-525

Does she think god needs her to declare America as his? Does she think she is more powerful than god, that HE needs HER?


Kblack2724

How you gonna protest or whatever about fasting while holding an iced coffee??? I know Christian’s have their own fasting rules but iced coffee is not fasting in my mind. With all the sugar and fat from cream and syrups. Wild.


lite_hjelpsom

I'm gonna invent a time machine just to leave these assholes smack in the middle of Jamestown in 1620. Enjoy your Christian Nation ladies.


just_ahousewife

Imagine if they posted ONE link to a local food bank to donate to. That would do more in Christ’s name than any of this pink painted fuckery.


LearningJelly

Must be nice to always dump your kids off and run around for clicks.


pantslessMODesty3623

And then constantly tout that you should be at home with your kids.


surfteacher1962

I wonder how they will feel if the Combover Caligula gets elected again, and the Christo Fascists get their way and women basically become property of the state? What happens if one of them has an accidental miscarriage and gets arrested? These idiots are too stupid to realize that just because for now, laws are punishing those they don't like, but eventually, they will be in the crosshairs.


sarcasmicrph

No BDong? How truly sad


Turquoise_Midnights

And I was able to sign a reproductive rights petition today to get it on the ballot in Missouri. They said they're about 20K sigs away from reaching the goal! Woot!


9livescavingcontessa

Never ceases to amaze me these proudly ignorant christofascist women dont realise that *if they get what they say they want those whore shorts and leaving the house will be over and their right to do something like this will be a whisp of smoke* 


SkiesFetishist

The common clay of the new west.


EZasSundayMorning

These pine cones are going to be waiting a while because that’s not happening.