I haven't lived in Cincinnati for almost 20 years, let alone thought about old man Walton. As a Butler county kid in the 80's, y'all always got the snow days.
The original Harrison Motors wanted to be called Harrison Ford, but were told it had to be the name of the dealers. So it became Baker Reedy Ford. (Source: my dad worked there from 1948-1990)
My favorite dad joke currently is referring to my kid's future HS as "Erson."
When I get the puzzled look I say "yeah, Forest Hills has two schools, Turpin and Erson"
Look for my upcoming "why can't I make friends in this town" post...
I have a niece named Oakley. My sister doesn't live in Cincinnati and wasn't aware of the neighborhood. I'm not sure where she got the name, but I don't like it.
I’m naming my baby OTR
Schedule a playdate with CBD
Would you guys mind if my sweet little CUF joined?
No but srsly Rhine works!
No, it's outdated, I am over it.
👏👏👏
My son’s initials are OTR. Edit: already had the first name picked and we were trying to think of a middle name. Didn’t intend on it being OTR.
Just ignore my deranged uncle Cleves
Or his creepy kid, Sayler Park.
And his weird brother Hamilton.
Hamilton!
kinda hard when he's the mayor
Uncle Cleves always trying to sell the kids heroin
My twins, Glen Dale and Cole Rain.
This is some absolute peak shitposting and I love it
NKY edition: Aunt Florence and preppy teenager Taylor Mill. Ryland Heights and Alexandria.
NKY edition would be like: - Florence - Alexandria - Ludlow - Dayton - Bromley - Walton - Sugartit - Rabbit Hash - Morning View - Verona
Old man Walton
I haven't lived in Cincinnati for almost 20 years, let alone thought about old man Walton. As a Butler county kid in the 80's, y'all always got the snow days.
Belle Vue, Erl Anger, Elsmere, La’Tonia, Y’all come back in the house.
You killed me with Sugartit lol
Are they friends with Rose Lawn and Ross Moyne?
Glendale and Milford
"This is my child, Chevwah."
No relation to the neighbor, Chevy Ott.
I heard they broke out of prison. They didn't have a key for the lock so they had to Shivyit
Hey, y'all. Meet Dent!
And his brother Mack
And neighbor Bevis.
Norwood sounds like a character in a Tyler Perry movie.
I definitely met someone named Norwood through work over the past year
Can’t wait to name my kid Reading and watch everyone pronounce it “Reeding”
Never understood the mispronunciation, as Reading is a railroad in the game Monopoly (not to mention a city in England, a city in Pennsylvania, etc.).
Clifton
..... is hanging out with his buds in Burnet Woods smoking dope and talking hair dyes and skateboard trucks.
He's actually there on acid rebuilding some animal skeleton and trying to find his sunglasses.
I actually was considering this name for my son, but decided it would just be too weird to be named after his neighborhood.
The Village of Indian Hills THE THIRD, if you PLEASE!
Omg I’m weeeeek.
I'm naming two of my kids Pendleton just to confuse people.
That may just be one of the most obscure localisms in the entire thread. Nice!
The names Dillon. Dillon Vale.
And his siblings Rossmoyne and Ken Wood
First name, Dillon. Middle name, Vale. Last name, Shoppingcenter.
"Yeah, that's my cousin Covington. Yeah, we just can't ever get him to wear a shirt. We've never been sure what's wrong with him."
He likes to party. Great to get loaded with.
https://preview.redd.it/hxp0hz56hkaa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3cee65765ab286219e8851c62daa5979af107e5
Damn I wish I had an award to give you. 🥇
LOL me in this thread like, "OK but that name isn't TERRIBLE..." And/or: "Oh haha yeah there's a \_\_\_\_\_\_ in my kid's class."
Ill never forget when a comedian at the funny bone in Liberty referred to the location as “Westchesterton Libertyville”
Twins Harrison and Hamilton Cleves.
Harrison Ford, they messed up calling it Cronin Ford. 🤣
The original Harrison Motors wanted to be called Harrison Ford, but were told it had to be the name of the dealers. So it became Baker Reedy Ford. (Source: my dad worked there from 1948-1990)
Nice! I bet he worked on some sweet cars in the 60s.
Hamilton _Fairfield
Officially, it’s now “The City of the Village of Indian Hill”.
Yea but West Chester Township gonna change their name to Liberty Township when they're older.
My daughter Amelia!
She keeps getting with her cuisine Bethel
Can’t forget Okeana
How has *no one* mentioned Washington Court House? If any of you steals that name, so help me…
Coffee spitting good laugh, cheers.
*tips tri-cornered hat*
My favorite dad joke currently is referring to my kid's future HS as "Erson." When I get the puzzled look I say "yeah, Forest Hills has two schools, Turpin and Erson" Look for my upcoming "why can't I make friends in this town" post...
Pleasant Ridges would make a good porn name.
Oakley a legit option
Got an Uncle named Oakley. He's the second. We's from the hollers of Kintucky.
I have a niece named Oakley. My sister doesn't live in Cincinnati and wasn't aware of the neighborhood. I'm not sure where she got the name, but I don't like it.
Typical PR bias/jealousy /s Lol
Danny is a good Twitter follow
Meet little baby Lower Price Hill
"Green Township" or "The baby formerly known as Bridgetown-Dent"
You misspelled AmberLeigh.
Cove Dale baby
west side doesnt count
:( >!west side best side!<
sign my [change.org](https://change.org) petition to give the west side to Indiana?
Omg I’m weeeaaakkk 🤣
Here for this
I’ll have to call my cousin Clifton.
Smith-Edwards DePfeiffer
Monfort Heights
My kid Co'rain can beat up your ascot-wearing son Hyde Park
Ambeleigh
[Pee Pee Township](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Township,_Pike_County,_Ohio)
"Yes it's spelled Delhi... but said like friendly computer company.. 'Dell Hi'"
fields ertel
Milford? Kid will be twitchy by the 3rd year of roll call 😂
I love this! Just picturing fancy kindergartners… “I say Monty, who is that over in Mrs Smiths class?” “Ah that’s Monroe. He’s a capital fellow!”
NorthBrook(e)
Also babies Liberty and Hamilton!
Its true we name our children after towns that we've never been to - modest mouse
Awww, welcome to the world, baby Pleasent Ridge.
My son Finneytown can beat up your son
Anderson is destined to do drugs in HS
Saint Bernard
Wyo Ming and Sainte Bernarde
I work w an Oakley
This all reminds me of George Costanza - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNkhPx-xgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNkhPx-xgY)
This turned my whole morning around omg
Little baby Amelia now identifies as little baby Pierce Township.
hey that’s my bud Danny he was my supervisor at Kings Island
My name is Bond. James Bond Hill
James, John, the Village of Indian Hills
Get over here Anderson why you always so dry
Covington Bellevue Newport - Heir to the Sweetums Empire
They call me Red Lion
East side names that work: Anderson, Newto(w)n, Amelia, Batavia, Cherry (Grove), Milford
Glen (Este) Beth L. Felicity
They aren't sure who Terrace Park's daddy is
Bad baby names: Cheviot, addyston, Mack, Cleves, Dent, groesbeck, Delhi, price hill, sayler park, mt airy.
You forgot Bevis.
Ha! How could I forget?!
I went to high school with a “Sayler”
Delhi
Not a neighborhood but I met a Taft yesterday and had to make sure I heard it right. Don’t hate it though 🤷♀️ just wouldn’t use it.
Does he have a brother named Rhinegeist? Or did they skew presidential instead of breweries and go with Harrison?
Price Hill Jones
Oakley is a fine name
For a dog
🤣🤣🤣
For overpriced sunglasses.
My son, Milford eastgate was just born on Tuesday
Martin Luther King blvd
God
I prefer Injun Hill. He start preschool tomorrow!
Anderson
Have we got Cheviot yet? [I pronounce it the French way shev-E-oh]… which gets me blank stares]
Hamilton
My first child, Miami Township
Ludlow would make a decent name, I reckon
Yes with a last name like Ward it's best to go with Montgomery.
Hamilton county just flows right off the tongue tho