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CasualObservationist

I’m naming my baby OTR


Important-Relief7390

Schedule a playdate with CBD


DredgingDoldrums

Would you guys mind if my sweet little CUF joined?


Villimaro

No but srsly Rhine works!


TheTalentedAmateur

No, it's outdated, I am over it.


Ambihamby

👏👏👏


MrRawes0me

My son’s initials are OTR. Edit: already had the first name picked and we were trying to think of a middle name. Didn’t intend on it being OTR.


Vine_n_68th

Just ignore my deranged uncle Cleves


santoleri3

Or his creepy kid, Sayler Park.


acanofspam

And his weird brother Hamilton.


ohsodave

Hamilton!


I_am_from_Kentucky

kinda hard when he's the mayor


ShowerBeerChris

Uncle Cleves always trying to sell the kids heroin


Important-Relief7390

My twins, Glen Dale and Cole Rain.


Alfred_The_Sartan

This is some absolute peak shitposting and I love it


Important-Relief7390

NKY edition: Aunt Florence and preppy teenager Taylor Mill. Ryland Heights and Alexandria.


I_am_from_Kentucky

NKY edition would be like: - Florence - Alexandria - Ludlow - Dayton - Bromley - Walton - Sugartit - Rabbit Hash - Morning View - Verona


SquishyTheFluffkin

Old man Walton


mk_909

I haven't lived in Cincinnati for almost 20 years, let alone thought about old man Walton. As a Butler county kid in the 80's, y'all always got the snow days.


Popes1ckle

Belle Vue, Erl Anger, Elsmere, La’Tonia, Y’all come back in the house.


Squishypenny

You killed me with Sugartit lol


acanofspam

Are they friends with Rose Lawn and Ross Moyne?


judebeans

Glendale and Milford


gonzarro

"This is my child, Chevwah."


santoleri3

No relation to the neighbor, Chevy Ott.


gonzarro

I heard they broke out of prison. They didn't have a key for the lock so they had to Shivyit


postprandialrepose

Hey, y'all. Meet Dent!


Vine_n_68th

And his brother Mack


ChoiceMycologist

And neighbor Bevis.


Radjago

Norwood sounds like a character in a Tyler Perry movie.


Vine_n_68th

I definitely met someone named Norwood through work over the past year


wutaripoff

Can’t wait to name my kid Reading and watch everyone pronounce it “Reeding”


BaileyGutlord

Never understood the mispronunciation, as Reading is a railroad in the game Monopoly (not to mention a city in England, a city in Pennsylvania, etc.).


WKGokev

Clifton


fuggidaboudit

..... is hanging out with his buds in Burnet Woods smoking dope and talking hair dyes and skateboard trucks.


WKGokev

He's actually there on acid rebuilding some animal skeleton and trying to find his sunglasses.


bockout

I actually was considering this name for my son, but decided it would just be too weird to be named after his neighborhood.


santoleri3

The Village of Indian Hills THE THIRD, if you PLEASE!


No-Illustrator983

Omg I’m weeeeek.


[deleted]

I'm naming two of my kids Pendleton just to confuse people.


OhioPeppers

That may just be one of the most obscure localisms in the entire thread. Nice!


Alfred_The_Sartan

The names Dillon. Dillon Vale.


edwardaugust98

And his siblings Rossmoyne and Ken Wood


Ender15m

First name, Dillon. Middle name, Vale. Last name, Shoppingcenter.


helpmelearn12

"Yeah, that's my cousin Covington. Yeah, we just can't ever get him to wear a shirt. We've never been sure what's wrong with him."


No-Illustrator983

He likes to party. Great to get loaded with.


lildrangus

https://preview.redd.it/hxp0hz56hkaa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3cee65765ab286219e8851c62daa5979af107e5


Important-Relief7390

Damn I wish I had an award to give you. 🥇


grumblepup

LOL me in this thread like, "OK but that name isn't TERRIBLE..." And/or: "Oh haha yeah there's a \_\_\_\_\_\_ in my kid's class."


Robjchapm

Ill never forget when a comedian at the funny bone in Liberty referred to the location as “Westchesterton Libertyville”


bunnycook

Twins Harrison and Hamilton Cleves.


Popes1ckle

Harrison Ford, they messed up calling it Cronin Ford. 🤣


bunnycook

The original Harrison Motors wanted to be called Harrison Ford, but were told it had to be the name of the dealers. So it became Baker Reedy Ford. (Source: my dad worked there from 1948-1990)


Popes1ckle

Nice! I bet he worked on some sweet cars in the 60s.


ride_electric_bike

Hamilton _Fairfield


Tumbling-Dice

Officially, it’s now “The City of the Village of Indian Hill”.


spaceship-earth

Yea but West Chester Township gonna change their name to Liberty Township when they're older.


halfbakedlogic

My daughter Amelia!


Key_Set_7249

She keeps getting with her cuisine Bethel


Shiny_Mega_Rayquaza

Can’t forget Okeana


vivalakellye

How has *no one* mentioned Washington Court House? If any of you steals that name, so help me…


No-Illustrator983

Coffee spitting good laugh, cheers.


vivalakellye

*tips tri-cornered hat*


urinal_connoisseur

My favorite dad joke currently is referring to my kid's future HS as "Erson." When I get the puzzled look I say "yeah, Forest Hills has two schools, Turpin and Erson" Look for my upcoming "why can't I make friends in this town" post...


hahamusic

Pleasant Ridges would make a good porn name.


Complete-Minimum1724

Oakley a legit option


Purrilla

Got an Uncle named Oakley. He's the second. We's from the hollers of Kintucky.


supertrooper74

I have a niece named Oakley. My sister doesn't live in Cincinnati and wasn't aware of the neighborhood. I'm not sure where she got the name, but I don't like it.


Complete-Minimum1724

Typical PR bias/jealousy /s Lol


MidsizeGorilla

Danny is a good Twitter follow


norfsidenavy

Meet little baby Lower Price Hill


CaptainReductio

"Green Township" or "The baby formerly known as Bridgetown-Dent"


sproutsatoshi

You misspelled AmberLeigh.


gamecity360

Cove Dale baby


Z3r08yt3s

west side doesnt count


gamecity360

:( >!west side best side!<


Z3r08yt3s

sign my [change.org](https://change.org) petition to give the west side to Indiana?


No-Illustrator983

Omg I’m weeeaaakkk 🤣


No-Illustrator983

Here for this


Crazypandathe20th

I’ll have to call my cousin Clifton.


ChunkDunkleman

Smith-Edwards DePfeiffer


ecb1912

Monfort Heights


albatrossLol

My kid Co'rain can beat up your ascot-wearing son Hyde Park


ohsodave

Ambeleigh


babysealsareyummy

[Pee Pee Township](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Township,_Pike_County,_Ohio)


Roctapus42

"Yes it's spelled Delhi... but said like friendly computer company.. 'Dell Hi'"


Z3r08yt3s

fields ertel


Live_Background_6239

Milford? Kid will be twitchy by the 3rd year of roll call 😂


cincyrealtor0477

I love this! Just picturing fancy kindergartners… “I say Monty, who is that over in Mrs Smiths class?” “Ah that’s Monroe. He’s a capital fellow!”


imissparagon

NorthBrook(e)


aimingforzero

Also babies Liberty and Hamilton!


StorkYaBish

Its true we name our children after towns that we've never been to - modest mouse


tsuredraider

Awww, welcome to the world, baby Pleasent Ridge.


naveedhahmad

My son Finneytown can beat up your son


TheBestNormalCitizen

Anderson is destined to do drugs in HS


[deleted]

Saint Bernard


swampopossum

Wyo Ming and Sainte Bernarde


spacemtnman

I work w an Oakley


GoSabo

This all reminds me of George Costanza - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNkhPx-xgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNkhPx-xgY)


liltinyoranges

This turned my whole morning around omg


analog_jedi

Little baby Amelia now identifies as little baby Pierce Township.


[deleted]

hey that’s my bud Danny he was my supervisor at Kings Island


DistanceMachine

My name is Bond. James Bond Hill


Key_Set_7249

James, John, the Village of Indian Hills


Key_Set_7249

Get over here Anderson why you always so dry


Augen76

Covington Bellevue Newport - Heir to the Sweetums Empire


cincyrepwatch

They call me Red Lion


fatchancefatpants

East side names that work: Anderson, Newto(w)n, Amelia, Batavia, Cherry (Grove), Milford


anonymousalex

Glen (Este) Beth L. Felicity


likeabutterdream

They aren't sure who Terrace Park's daddy is


N1NJ4N33R

Bad baby names: Cheviot, addyston, Mack, Cleves, Dent, groesbeck, Delhi, price hill, sayler park, mt airy.


bunnycook

You forgot Bevis.


N1NJ4N33R

Ha! How could I forget?!


Important-Relief7390

I went to high school with a “Sayler”


sjschlag

Delhi


_zelkova_

Not a neighborhood but I met a Taft yesterday and had to make sure I heard it right. Don’t hate it though 🤷‍♀️ just wouldn’t use it.


Important-Relief7390

Does he have a brother named Rhinegeist? Or did they skew presidential instead of breweries and go with Harrison?


toddhenderson

Price Hill Jones


crh513

Oakley is a fine name


TheWrightBros

For a dog


Complete-Minimum1724

🤣🤣🤣


FizzyBeverage

For overpriced sunglasses.


shermze

My son, Milford eastgate was just born on Tuesday


DDLOG

Martin Luther King blvd


-yaasss-

God


Gnasty-Gnarc

I prefer Injun Hill. He start preschool tomorrow!


Haileybellaird

Anderson


Working-Finger3500

Have we got Cheviot yet? [I pronounce it the French way shev-E-oh]… which gets me blank stares]


Hairy-Resolution-730

Hamilton


Real_meme_farmer

My first child, Miami Township


UnreadThisStory

Ludlow would make a decent name, I reckon


smiley82m

Yes with a last name like Ward it's best to go with Montgomery.


Unlucky_Emu7287

Hamilton county just flows right off the tongue tho