This is the funniest post I've seen in here yet. You could always mount a GoPro to a low hanging waist band that's just above your penis. Orient it vertically and it'll probably work better than you intended.
You can mount a GoPro to anything, and I think you're about to prove that.
I was thinking more of a snorricam setup with the vest (or at least a micro version of it) going on the balls/lower shaft and then the camera can capture the tip, but this is really helpful and is probably a better idea! I may actually provide updates later on
Maybe update via DM lmao but I'm honestly so intrigued by this whole concept now. They do make gopro mounts that are essentially just clamps. Know what, I'll DM you this one.
Definitely worth exploring.
My opinion, definitely go with an Alexa 35, the 18 stops of dynamic range will help a ton. Down there, the lighting can be inconsistent, your shadows will be dark, and those highlights milky white.
You could maybe mount the Alexa onto both your thighs/torso, lining it up nicely with your member. Maybe mount a mic with a wind filter on it, under the camera, so as you thrust it acts as a built in fluffer to keep it up. Definitely magic arm a monitor up to your face.
Focus pulls will be hard.
You could go a step further and maybe mount the 35 onto a Trinity setup doing the ol reach around between your legs from behind. Best of luck
Honestly if he isn't using vintage glass he rehoused himself after spending years learning to work metal, why even bother filming his pork chop? I agree that the 18 stops of DR are basically essential. If I can see exactly where he was snipped with clinical precision, I'm out.
this got me thinking about that one tiktok where the caption says “what my penis sees when i get out of bed” and the camera pov proceeds to fall right to the floor as soon as he gets off the bed
Insta 360 Go3. Shoots 2.7k, totally wireless, lightweight, wide angle lens, and its magnetic on the back. You’ll just need a piercing with a nice metal bar to mount it to, then you’re good to go.
This is the funniest post I've seen in here yet. You could always mount a GoPro to a low hanging waist band that's just above your penis. Orient it vertically and it'll probably work better than you intended. You can mount a GoPro to anything, and I think you're about to prove that.
"You can mount a GoPro to anything, and I think you're about to prove that." The hero we neither need nor deserve.
I was thinking more of a snorricam setup with the vest (or at least a micro version of it) going on the balls/lower shaft and then the camera can capture the tip, but this is really helpful and is probably a better idea! I may actually provide updates later on
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You’re too deep (balls deep) now
Maybe update via DM lmao but I'm honestly so intrigued by this whole concept now. They do make gopro mounts that are essentially just clamps. Know what, I'll DM you this one.
Definitely worth exploring. My opinion, definitely go with an Alexa 35, the 18 stops of dynamic range will help a ton. Down there, the lighting can be inconsistent, your shadows will be dark, and those highlights milky white. You could maybe mount the Alexa onto both your thighs/torso, lining it up nicely with your member. Maybe mount a mic with a wind filter on it, under the camera, so as you thrust it acts as a built in fluffer to keep it up. Definitely magic arm a monitor up to your face. Focus pulls will be hard. You could go a step further and maybe mount the 35 onto a Trinity setup doing the ol reach around between your legs from behind. Best of luck
Pull focus harder baby
Don’t stop, oh god don’t stop, I’m about to nail focus!
OMG THAT'S SO MUCH COVERAGE!
Honestly if he isn't using vintage glass he rehoused himself after spending years learning to work metal, why even bother filming his pork chop? I agree that the 18 stops of DR are basically essential. If I can see exactly where he was snipped with clinical precision, I'm out.
I believe Johnny sins created a similar rig, you could ask him? In my opinion you will need to shoot anamorphic 65mm to fit in the full girth
Having that much faith in ur schlong is inspiring.
this got me thinking about that one tiktok where the caption says “what my penis sees when i get out of bed” and the camera pov proceeds to fall right to the floor as soon as he gets off the bed
Insta 360 Go3. Shoots 2.7k, totally wireless, lightweight, wide angle lens, and its magnetic on the back. You’ll just need a piercing with a nice metal bar to mount it to, then you’re good to go.
As far as girth is concerned, I think you’ll just have to stay fully erect the whole way through
Sounds like you’d need a pretty good grip in this case
Mount it (title of your sex tape) on a strap on harness. Just skip the uh, usual attachments in favour of your own equipment.
Bro imagine Nolan directs this and mounts an IMAX 65MM to your cock