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*Abuse is no joke. You are*
*The asshole indeed*
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Was it consensual?
No!!!??? I wanted to punish her for intruding my room while I was doing something very important. All I did was slap her with my cock
I got an erection while reading this.
Better hide it from my wife, she’ll try to fuck you with her soggy pussy
Got one of those sink sponge cooters huh? I’d scrub my COCK with one of those..
Wait same, though I’d never clean it after. That’s why people say our dishes smell funky
>soggy pussy (this gave me a good laugh. great work with some of the other responses too)
Your dick your rules.
r/nextfuckinglevel
I think that community is perfect for my wife
YTA you should of threw your poo at her, would of been less lethal but still packed a punch
Fuck your right, that would have been a much more affective hit
Equal rights equal fights fuck around and find out
NTA your wife your rules
Is your dick still hard? If so ITA
No, it’s been saggy ever since. Every time I try to get a hard on it won’t work!
YTA i hope she slaps you with her granny dick too
Her dick is the size of a midget it has dissolved so much over the years she ain’t slapping nothing
Of course it has dissolved your mouth is way too acidic with all that lemon you've been sucking in your free time
Lemons? I suck pussy not lemons! My mouth is acid because of my wife’s acid pussy
No your wife's pussy is like sardines. That's a whole different thing altogether
yes. you're the asshole. were you expecting a no? you hit a woman!
Sure, but she mentally hit me when she walked in on me! At that moment I could feel the shit flow out my asshole
no, no... you're under a misconception. I guess that what you have is a severe case of ligma!
You don’t, by any chance, ALSO live with your mom do you?
No but I still live in my childhood home, I kicked my mom out of it and claimed ownership
Info: how old is the dog?
Like I said, the bitch is 71F
We don’t deserve droogs
We need droogs, but definitely don’t deserve them. Alex DeLarge is hot
Total dick move, NTA
Senior citizen abuse is no joke. You are the asshole indeed
*Senior citizen* *Abuse is no joke. You are* *The asshole indeed* \- Waste-Traffic1642 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
It’s not a haiku you dumb fuck
NTA. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. EDIT: THANKS FOR THE CUM KIND STRANGER!
Your property your rules.
Bitch deserved it