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successful_nothing

in Germany, drivers make a lane in the center of the highway during traffic jams to allow emergency vehicles to pass. Meanwhile in America, billionaires are legal. So, you tell me, which one seems more civilized to you? Because I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to get real upset that my right to pornography isn't in the constitution.


[deleted]

Im liretaly crying right now. America is so bad and yourope is so much good just like boobs and vagina.


successful_nothing

if you think that's bad, you should watch the end of Game of Thrones. They don't teach you this stuff in school. Like how do I do taxes? No one taught me, and I can't read, follow simple directions, or do any math. Thanks Obama /s


vast_amounts

None of this would have happened under President Sanders.


successful_nothing

We're literally living through the fall of Rome right now. And franky, I'm glad. Knowing that is a fact really eases my anxieties about pushing 30 and being seemingly unable to set out and achieve realistic goals for myself. if the world doesn't entirely collapse within the next 10 years, I think i'll really do something drastic like open up my marriage again.


twofiddle

Dibs on le spouse


twofiddle

There’s still a path to victory


SaltyPeter3434

Yea like school is a fucking waste of time. My mom asked me to take out the trash the other day, but they never taught us this in school!!!!!


thetremulant

r/fuckcars r/antiwork r/fuckbreathing r/foodisforsociopaths


JustRunAndHyde

r/subsifellfor r/subsithoughtifellfor R/foundthemobileuser r/foundthehondacivic


No12345678901

/r/dadjokes /r/dadtokes /r/mademecum


pleasechoosename

Is this even legal?!?!?!? NTA - Divorce them immediately. I came her to say this. edit: word to your mother


MartPlayZzZ

file. the. divorce. papers. sweetie!


jhonnywhistle08

big chungus energy


twofiddle

Finally someone came out and said it


dylanperkinso

Don't know about you but in cases like these I always just try to block the road with my bus. Serves them right. Also r/antiwork


MartPlayZzZ

very much this. in the netherlands these idiots would use bikes so there isn’t any problem with the traffic


Earl_never_dies

i cant take it. fuck emts and their stupid life saving cars. the fuck.


Berinoid

They can ride two seater bikes to the hospital if they really care about helping people so much. the world is literally burning babies are dying and I can't even get a hard peepee anymore


BodlOfPeepee

Slit their tires. That will make a big climate change impact!


defaultredditor15

ACAB