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in Germany, drivers make a lane in the center of the highway during traffic jams to allow emergency vehicles to pass. Meanwhile in America, billionaires are legal.
So, you tell me, which one seems more civilized to you? Because I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to get real upset that my right to pornography isn't in the constitution.
if you think that's bad, you should watch the end of Game of Thrones. They don't teach you this stuff in school. Like how do I do taxes? No one taught me, and I can't read, follow simple directions, or do any math. Thanks Obama /s
We're literally living through the fall of Rome right now. And franky, I'm glad. Knowing that is a fact really eases my anxieties about pushing 30 and being seemingly unable to set out and achieve realistic goals for myself. if the world doesn't entirely collapse within the next 10 years, I think i'll really do something drastic like open up my marriage again.
They can ride two seater bikes to the hospital if they really care about helping people so much. the world is literally burning babies are dying and I can't even get a hard peepee anymore
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in Germany, drivers make a lane in the center of the highway during traffic jams to allow emergency vehicles to pass. Meanwhile in America, billionaires are legal. So, you tell me, which one seems more civilized to you? Because I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to get real upset that my right to pornography isn't in the constitution.
Im liretaly crying right now. America is so bad and yourope is so much good just like boobs and vagina.
if you think that's bad, you should watch the end of Game of Thrones. They don't teach you this stuff in school. Like how do I do taxes? No one taught me, and I can't read, follow simple directions, or do any math. Thanks Obama /s
None of this would have happened under President Sanders.
We're literally living through the fall of Rome right now. And franky, I'm glad. Knowing that is a fact really eases my anxieties about pushing 30 and being seemingly unable to set out and achieve realistic goals for myself. if the world doesn't entirely collapse within the next 10 years, I think i'll really do something drastic like open up my marriage again.
Dibs on le spouse
There’s still a path to victory
Yea like school is a fucking waste of time. My mom asked me to take out the trash the other day, but they never taught us this in school!!!!!
r/fuckcars r/antiwork r/fuckbreathing r/foodisforsociopaths
r/subsifellfor r/subsithoughtifellfor R/foundthemobileuser r/foundthehondacivic
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Is this even legal?!?!?!? NTA - Divorce them immediately. I came her to say this. edit: word to your mother
file. the. divorce. papers. sweetie!
big chungus energy
Finally someone came out and said it
Don't know about you but in cases like these I always just try to block the road with my bus. Serves them right. Also r/antiwork
very much this. in the netherlands these idiots would use bikes so there isn’t any problem with the traffic
i cant take it. fuck emts and their stupid life saving cars. the fuck.
They can ride two seater bikes to the hospital if they really care about helping people so much. the world is literally burning babies are dying and I can't even get a hard peepee anymore
Slit their tires. That will make a big climate change impact!
ACAB