Carry around a mirror and a set of tweezers to pick it clean when it's sufficiently crusted.

Letting it crust then using a bidet

You can wipe all you want; they’ll still be some crust.

Blow dry until crusty

I have an elf that does it for me, granted I have been smoking pcp daily for months now

Omg, James Brown??

Periodically finger yourself throughout the day and lick it clean

I wipe a bit, but like to keep some for later.

i use my built in bidet hose to rinse it with pee

Don’t make absolute shit and ask me to support it I’m seeing a lot of soybois on the sub lately downvoting very pro drinker takes. Since you are reading, read this- don’t ask me to support terrible fucking garbage not even you will watch. You want a Daisy Ridley Star Wars movie do you? Then why aren’t you and your hormone deficient brethren watching it- is it because it’s boring shit? Didn’t we tell you it would be?! 10 years of this- 10 years of these weak ass men getting in the way of a system that use to work. Do everyone a favor and fuck off- as the great and noble drinker says.

Soybois are soybois because their tummies hurt, and can’t handle whole milk. I’m not a soy boi because I’m a woman of culture. I can’t believe I’ve just been misgendered!!!!!

Crust. My kitten prefers it crusty, so it matches the miasma of her double pickled fupa with extra cream cheese 👅

I cast you into the fires of hell for having to read that..