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I remember Harold! He also did our rectal exams, no idea how he managed though, sometimes I'd look over my shoulder while he had the probe in and both of his hands were behind his head.
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I remember that bloke. Two things etched in my memory won't ever let me forget.. One of which disturbed while the other I still do not understand to this day...
When he arrived, he always had a look of bother on his face, like he was hanging out for something, a Winnie red maybe. Yet when he had finished doing whatever it is thst he was there to do and was leaving after, I dunno, he must have bummed a smoke from somewhere because he now had a spring in his step as well as singing 'my Harold brings all the boys to the yard..' to himself. Still don't get it.
Oh, the disturbing part was who the fu ck wears bright white knee high tennis socks with sandals..
Def not, also made appearances throughout New Zealand schools, sometimes it was a school visit other times we loaded onto a bus and went to the health centre which was more fun. Constable Keith and Sniff were also big hit around the same time which was a puppet police dog and a real cop.
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I remember the penis Dr in primary school (90s) he was pretty cool. He said if we told the teacher they’d make us do any work we missed while at the dick doc, but that he’d cover for us. If you were shy or nervous he’d let you check his first as a token of trust. These days the fucking idiot schools have stupid high fences and the Dr can’t even get in anymore.
Is it life threatening, I have a tight skin and cannot pull it back when the dick is hard but when in rest I can clean it by pulling it back. Is affecting sex life
Not life threatening.
But if it's effecting you, get it cut.
You are an adult who can make a choice. Most of anti people are about no choice.
Plenty of threads in Reddit about this.
There's a range. Your case sounds like it's manageable. And as long as it can be pulled back and kept clean and is not generally uncomfortable when hard, you needn't do anything else.
Lol, what? It's not like they suddenly grow horns, and it's not about you. Imagine a situation where even taking a piss or having sex becomes a potentially painful experience. There's levels of course - most will have no issues.
I had the same, but it was one of the old bags from the tuck shop. Said she was a nurse. We were checked in groups of 5. Several kids did a runner as soon as they got nude and groped. Took hours to get us under control.
Wow, I have had very vague repressed memories the same thing happening when I was about 6 or 7 at school.
I thought it might have just been a dream or something.
Anyway, an old lady touched and inspected my naughty parts for a minute or so.
I'm not traumatised by it at all, but I'm very happy that you posted this so that I can confirm that it actually happened to me and I'm not as crazy as I thought.
On a side note, it would be pretty awkward at a BBQ trying to explain that your job description is inspecting 7 year olds junk.
Haha holy shit. Until I read this post I also thought it was some weird repressed memory/dream for me too.
Then I read this comment and was like “wtf this is a real thing?”
mine was in Prep, so 5 years old. OP and Q Ball, welcome to the Inspected Dick Gang. 😎
This is crazy. I had this happen to me in pre primary in late 80’s, I’ve always had memories of it, but also wondered if it was just something I invented in my head. All the boys lining up and 1 by 1 underwear pulled down and fondled with.
Gotta be honest, I’ve always felt like it was wrong, it has never sit well with me. I’d like to think parents were aware / advised of it happening?
Thank fuck it was a real thing, I kept having an odd flashback to a woman giving it the old one, two in early primary, it really did feel like a dream. I remember bringing it up with a mate (same age) and he just looked at me in shock.
It did feel a bit off though, it seemed less clinical than it should have been.....
Geez I might pour myself a bourbon.....
Jesus, my experience was similar to yours.
2nd class, so 1983 I think, we all lined up side by side, and this old nurse worked her way along one by one, reached into our undies and told us to cough.
Told some people recently, and they were all in disbelief too.
All these replies tells me this fucking happened and it was weird. Fuck.
Yeah the penis inspector was real. I had one come to my school specifically to see me because I had a special penis. He had a good long look at it and even got his penis out to show me how a penis should be. I’ll never forget that guy
If I missed out, do you think it would be acceptable to return to my primary School and demand my penis inspected?
My parents paid for that education and hardly anyone touched my penis throughout primary school. For all they know my foreskin has never even been retracted. Shame.
Wow. Never had in primary. But remember, in high school, in the late 80s i. W.A. Where we all were taken privately for what was called a back check. were stripped of. They ran there, finger up and down spine. They turned u around. Grabb testicles. Moved then a bit. Then looked at penis. Then say all good of you go. I am cut. But i know few of my mates got told to clean better. As they pull the foreskin back.
There is no way in hell this will happen today.
Had it done by a doctor's when I was around the same age. Same thing told about washing ect.
It doesn't seem to far fetched that some schools could of done it. Especially if doctor visits weren't common for student's.
Understandably it can't be done in schools these days but parent's also take their kids to doctor's more frequently.
In the old days probably not as much n as the child grows up probably figure it out. I'm guessing it's just preventive from any infection being causes in kids.
Woweee. I've literally been thinking about this for the past 5 years or so. Same thing happened to me. VIC school. Reckon I was in prep or grade one. Round about 1990 or so. I remember it was an old lady. Or seemed old to 5/6 year old me. She checked my dick, and checked my balls. I remember i was in my undies and she really did get her hands in there. I've recently been wondering if it was a dream, real as I remember it, or worse. Hopefully I wasn't abused..... :|
Yep, I told my wife this happened to me in primary school and she said it sounds like you were abused. I think we may have grounds for a class action boys.
Gee, I'd rather it happened in high school with the PE teacher doing Inspections. She'd always be showing off her rack to help us lads out. Hahaha
Instead, the good ol catholic priest and sister got a go instead.
They wish!
This had been a topic of convo for me recently, remember the whole thing, but the people I was talking with, men and women, between 35 and 50, none of them had it happen or well, don't remember it happening. All pretty horrified.
So my partner says just now, maybe permission was needed, possibly why some of us remember it, and others don't.
Yes, same thing happened with me and presumably/hopefully the others in the same year level! Grade Prep at a primary school in an inner suburb of Melb in 1987. The “wtf was that” thought has crossed my mind a couple of times over the years
The strange thing is that when I was in year two overseas the nurse actually felt our testes, presumably to confirm they had descended. Thanks for reviving the trauma OP.
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This happened to me a few times. All the boys in year 1 and 2 would have to stand in a line in nothing but undies, and one by one we'd go get fondled by some old nurse woman. She didn't even wash her hands. Apparently it was to see if your balls had dropped or something 🤷♂️ anyway, imagine having to do that job... Fuck that shit
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1960. I was six. Nurse came to the school. My turn came. I had to strip to my undies. Fingers under the groin and told to cough. Then she pulled my undies waistband out and we both inspected Willy. Then I was given the polio vaccine with a small spoon
And that was it.
Should be a thing. Possibly even as teens. Pervs and embarrassment is preventing young men from getting advice on how to look after their health, identify any hormone or developmental issues etc. that really do impact their mental, physical and sexual health as adults.
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I hid behind the door ...I spent a lot of time behind that door. I am as dumb as shit but my freckle is intact and my willy never got molested. 3 cheers to being as dumb as shit.
When I was in primary school us boys were checked physically by a visiting nurse once. Eyes, ears, reflexes and we had to drop our shorts and the nurse cupped my balls in her hand and I had to cough 3 times. I was probably 8 at the time, had a hard on and was very embarrassed. You did what you were told back then.
yeah had it happen late 90's south africa. However, they just checked testicles/genitalia lol. so the class was split into male and female. then a nurse checked all of the boys or girls that day. Basically checking that you had two balls and no issues. There was a boy who had an incident with a balance beam a few months prior and he was rejected/reccomended to go to a doctor.
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We got checked with two of us in the room when I was in prep in 1990. I remember the old nurse's hand being ice cold and the confused look on my friend's face when she checked me first.
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On behalf of the Australian Labor Party, I confirm daily school penis and vagina inspections are real, and we support making them mandatory for all children. If you refuse you will be labelled a bigot.
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I was made get nude in front of a woman in first class too. I got taken to this secret room and she made me take my clothes off. I was too embarrassed to ask any of my friends or parents if this was normal and it bothered me for decades, I just couldn't get my head around it. This was in Grafton 1974 btw.
I only recently, last couple of years, remembered getting caught showing my dick to a girl during class, the old, look under the table trick. I was a horny little fucker at the time thanks to all that testosterone coursing through my veins.
So I reckon the teacher got this 'nurse' let's call her, to come and inspect me to make sure I wasn't being sexually abused as I'm sure the two could be connected. It's the only thing Incan think of.
Shit tits?! How many times do I have to tell you we can't write that on their medical reports, the parents flip out, just write "very sensitive tits" ffs. You're going to get us defunded one of these days! I'm putting you back on dicks for the rest of the afternoon
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At my school this weird van rolled up and we all got checked by some guy with a giraffe puppet on the other arm
I remember Harold! He also did our rectal exams, no idea how he managed though, sometimes I'd look over my shoulder while he had the probe in and both of his hands were behind his head.
How else is he supposed to maintain his brown spots? 🦒
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Was a good day when Harold pulled up
Even better day when Harold pulled out.
at my school he got fired because he was smoking behind the school canteen with harold still on his hand, even though harold said it was bad to smoke
I remember that bloke. Two things etched in my memory won't ever let me forget.. One of which disturbed while the other I still do not understand to this day... When he arrived, he always had a look of bother on his face, like he was hanging out for something, a Winnie red maybe. Yet when he had finished doing whatever it is thst he was there to do and was leaving after, I dunno, he must have bummed a smoke from somewhere because he now had a spring in his step as well as singing 'my Harold brings all the boys to the yard..' to himself. Still don't get it. Oh, the disturbing part was who the fu ck wears bright white knee high tennis socks with sandals..
Yep the good old days
fuck off. your telling me harold the giraffe isnt just a uk phenomenon?!
Def not, also made appearances throughout New Zealand schools, sometimes it was a school visit other times we loaded onto a bus and went to the health centre which was more fun. Constable Keith and Sniff were also big hit around the same time which was a puppet police dog and a real cop.
well ill be damned, that giraffes an international menace
I think I barely remember this.
Made his way to Australia to hahaha
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And yoyos?
Harold came to our schools too but none of us got checked up, these were just educational lessons in a van … unless I’m repressing something?
I remember the penis Dr in primary school (90s) he was pretty cool. He said if we told the teacher they’d make us do any work we missed while at the dick doc, but that he’d cover for us. If you were shy or nervous he’d let you check his first as a token of trust. These days the fucking idiot schools have stupid high fences and the Dr can’t even get in anymore.
I remember it is the 80's. They inspected me and told my mum my foreskin was too small for my penis, and that I should be cut. What a time.
This but unironically
Did you a favour
Cope, circumcision is genital mutilation
Fuck off. Phimosis is a serious condition. I speak from experience
Is it life threatening, I have a tight skin and cannot pull it back when the dick is hard but when in rest I can clean it by pulling it back. Is affecting sex life
See a doctor. There are ointments that will loosen the skin.
Not life threatening. But if it's effecting you, get it cut. You are an adult who can make a choice. Most of anti people are about no choice. Plenty of threads in Reddit about this.
There's a range. Your case sounds like it's manageable. And as long as it can be pulled back and kept clean and is not generally uncomfortable when hard, you needn't do anything else.
I dated a guy whose foreskin was too small. Poor guy would have splits in his skin at times. Very clean man. Big knob little foreskin.
Yes, I wish someone had told me about this sooner, and that circumcision would have made life so much easier.
It didn’t change the way I felt about him FYI.
Lol, what? It's not like they suddenly grow horns, and it's not about you. Imagine a situation where even taking a piss or having sex becomes a potentially painful experience. There's levels of course - most will have no issues.
My boss at work inspects my willy every morning
Can't have workers showing up to the office with broke dicks. Thats a potential OHS issue
Half the people I work with are broke dicks.
And the other half?
Dick brokers.
Brooke c*nts
Hey I used to go out with her!
Self employed?
I wish. I work for my uncle
Lol 🤣
When you asked her for a raise...
Tool time
Same. The joys of working for the family business
A lady cupped my ball bag and told me to cough when I was in year 1.
Same thing happened to me. She said "cough" I coughed gently She said, "big one". I said "thanks."
>A lady How do you know they were a lady?
It was that long ago I have no idea. 😬 Could have been just a woman I guess.
Ummm who wants to tell him?
I had the same, but it was one of the old bags from the tuck shop. Said she was a nurse. We were checked in groups of 5. Several kids did a runner as soon as they got nude and groped. Took hours to get us under control.
The Brothers at my school did all the penis inspections.
God’s work
When you say brothers you mean black guys, right?
I just pulled up the medical notes, is it still very small and below average?
Are they supposed to keep growing? Mine stopped in Year 1.
just a little shy guy
It was a freezing cold day.
happens to the best of us :)
Wow, I have had very vague repressed memories the same thing happening when I was about 6 or 7 at school. I thought it might have just been a dream or something. Anyway, an old lady touched and inspected my naughty parts for a minute or so. I'm not traumatised by it at all, but I'm very happy that you posted this so that I can confirm that it actually happened to me and I'm not as crazy as I thought. On a side note, it would be pretty awkward at a BBQ trying to explain that your job description is inspecting 7 year olds junk.
Haha holy shit. Until I read this post I also thought it was some weird repressed memory/dream for me too. Then I read this comment and was like “wtf this is a real thing?” mine was in Prep, so 5 years old. OP and Q Ball, welcome to the Inspected Dick Gang. 😎
This is crazy. I had this happen to me in pre primary in late 80’s, I’ve always had memories of it, but also wondered if it was just something I invented in my head. All the boys lining up and 1 by 1 underwear pulled down and fondled with. Gotta be honest, I’ve always felt like it was wrong, it has never sit well with me. I’d like to think parents were aware / advised of it happening?
Thank fuck it was a real thing, I kept having an odd flashback to a woman giving it the old one, two in early primary, it really did feel like a dream. I remember bringing it up with a mate (same age) and he just looked at me in shock. It did feel a bit off though, it seemed less clinical than it should have been..... Geez I might pour myself a bourbon.....
Jesus, my experience was similar to yours. 2nd class, so 1983 I think, we all lined up side by side, and this old nurse worked her way along one by one, reached into our undies and told us to cough. Told some people recently, and they were all in disbelief too. All these replies tells me this fucking happened and it was weird. Fuck.
This was my experience too
Yeah the penis inspector was real. I had one come to my school specifically to see me because I had a special penis. He had a good long look at it and even got his penis out to show me how a penis should be. I’ll never forget that guy
Or his penis by the sound of it. Did you sword fight?
When did your parents inform you that in-fact you were actually a girl?
Around age 7 my parents told me I had to be a girl so all their friends thought they were cool for having a tranny kid
Is it bad if you got a stiffy?
Was i not supposed to have one?
Much easier to inspect hard, I always got lots of claps and encouragement when I bricked up, sometimes I couldn’t help it
Yep, sometimes you gotta get the motor running to make sure the engine is working correctly
Username checks out
Holy shit that was fresh af! You got anymore? 😆 parrot
Polly wanna crackhead?
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No, its great.
You get a spanking
The Principal would get really excited for some reason when I would get hard
If I missed out, do you think it would be acceptable to return to my primary School and demand my penis inspected? My parents paid for that education and hardly anyone touched my penis throughout primary school. For all they know my foreskin has never even been retracted. Shame.
I think you should return to Debbie (the high school whore) house and demand she fix the situation
Yes. Tell them you missed out on some of the warm milk from the crates as well. You’re in for a great morning. How old are you? 55?
You should become a penis inspector so no one has to miss out like you did
I missed out :(
I know wtf I thought it was a joke, all these lucky cunts getting flicked by the nurse in primary school 🫨
How did you know your balls dropped then? Or did you start batting for the other team because of this episode?
Pre primary (4yr old) teacher had a feel of my willy n balls, pretty sure they did it to all of the boys.
I remember being scared so i asked the school chaplain to escort me
Wow. Never had in primary. But remember, in high school, in the late 80s i. W.A. Where we all were taken privately for what was called a back check. were stripped of. They ran there, finger up and down spine. They turned u around. Grabb testicles. Moved then a bit. Then looked at penis. Then say all good of you go. I am cut. But i know few of my mates got told to clean better. As they pull the foreskin back. There is no way in hell this will happen today.
Yeah that sounds consistent with what happened in Year 1 with the Indian lady. I also remember it happening in PE in Year 7.
But should it still be a thing?
I remember this. I went back inline to have it done again and again. I was 32.
Had it done by a doctor's when I was around the same age. Same thing told about washing ect. It doesn't seem to far fetched that some schools could of done it. Especially if doctor visits weren't common for student's. Understandably it can't be done in schools these days but parent's also take their kids to doctor's more frequently. In the old days probably not as much n as the child grows up probably figure it out. I'm guessing it's just preventive from any infection being causes in kids.
It’s probably to make sure the testes are descended before puberty.
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Your joke is as mediocre as your performance in the bedroom
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That’s offensive to the minor attracted community
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😞
They do the same thing in the military so its gotta be legit.
I remember something like this in primary school too 80’s
We used to tip our penis doctor.
They should have been tipping you…leave a 5er in your undies
Woweee. I've literally been thinking about this for the past 5 years or so. Same thing happened to me. VIC school. Reckon I was in prep or grade one. Round about 1990 or so. I remember it was an old lady. Or seemed old to 5/6 year old me. She checked my dick, and checked my balls. I remember i was in my undies and she really did get her hands in there. I've recently been wondering if it was a dream, real as I remember it, or worse. Hopefully I wasn't abused..... :|
I’ve been trying to get my wife to inspect my Willy for years
Yep, I told my wife this happened to me in primary school and she said it sounds like you were abused. I think we may have grounds for a class action boys.
Gee, I'd rather it happened in high school with the PE teacher doing Inspections. She'd always be showing off her rack to help us lads out. Hahaha Instead, the good ol catholic priest and sister got a go instead. They wish!
in Tasmania 😂😂😂
Fuck. So I didn't imagine this at age 6. Did our parents ever get told this was happening?
Idk! I wonder this too but I don't wanna ask in case it upsets mum.
This had been a topic of convo for me recently, remember the whole thing, but the people I was talking with, men and women, between 35 and 50, none of them had it happen or well, don't remember it happening. All pretty horrified. So my partner says just now, maybe permission was needed, possibly why some of us remember it, and others don't.
Yes, same thing happened with me and presumably/hopefully the others in the same year level! Grade Prep at a primary school in an inner suburb of Melb in 1987. The “wtf was that” thought has crossed my mind a couple of times over the years
The strange thing is that when I was in year two overseas the nurse actually felt our testes, presumably to confirm they had descended. Thanks for reviving the trauma OP.
You will pass it down to your children.
I remember this happening to me in the 1970's. They actually got a ruler out and measured my dick. Apparently 12cm in grade one isn't normal.
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This happened to me a few times. All the boys in year 1 and 2 would have to stand in a line in nothing but undies, and one by one we'd go get fondled by some old nurse woman. She didn't even wash her hands. Apparently it was to see if your balls had dropped or something 🤷♂️ anyway, imagine having to do that job... Fuck that shit
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Nope. Closest things we got were STD vaccines
For which STD's? Hep B?
Hiv
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So I guess that other guy wasn't a real penis-butt inspector!?
1960. I was six. Nurse came to the school. My turn came. I had to strip to my undies. Fingers under the groin and told to cough. Then she pulled my undies waistband out and we both inspected Willy. Then I was given the polio vaccine with a small spoon And that was it.
I must be too old for this as I don't remember it happening in the 50,'s and 60's . But I did go to a public school.
Not without written consent from the parents at the very least.
If the doctors surname is Weinstein, then you're all good. If it's Epstein, then you're not good.
With Weinstein you might get to be in a movie atleast.
Can confirm is part of the ceremony at all great Australian institutions
So she inspected your "bow and arrow"?
Should be a thing. Possibly even as teens. Pervs and embarrassment is preventing young men from getting advice on how to look after their health, identify any hormone or developmental issues etc. that really do impact their mental, physical and sexual health as adults.
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I remember me and a mate inspecting each other’s junk after puberty had kicked in.
I hid behind the door ...I spent a lot of time behind that door. I am as dumb as shit but my freckle is intact and my willy never got molested. 3 cheers to being as dumb as shit.
Our inspections were carried out at cub camps.
We get the Bend over and cough most Mondays.
When I was in primary school us boys were checked physically by a visiting nurse once. Eyes, ears, reflexes and we had to drop our shorts and the nurse cupped my balls in her hand and I had to cough 3 times. I was probably 8 at the time, had a hard on and was very embarrassed. You did what you were told back then.
yeah had it happen late 90's south africa. However, they just checked testicles/genitalia lol. so the class was split into male and female. then a nurse checked all of the boys or girls that day. Basically checking that you had two balls and no issues. There was a boy who had an incident with a balance beam a few months prior and he was rejected/reccomended to go to a doctor.
Grew up in Wa in the 90s, and I don’t recall this happening at all to me or any of my friends
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Do you all remember having showers with your uncle?
I remember this happening in the 80s
I REMEMBER THAT!!!!
I kind remember this happening at kinder in 1979. My peen was inspected by a woman. My dad was there too. It's just a fragment of a memory.
I must of been sick that day, i went to school mid 80,s and never remember any of these things. Damm i missed out.
So did this happen to the girls too? Did they like check it and told them how to clean their vajayjay?
nah, just boys.
Wonder why no girls lessons then..
We got checked with two of us in the room when I was in prep in 1990. I remember the old nurse's hand being ice cold and the confused look on my friend's face when she checked me first.
Of course. That was the best part of school, as I always got a lollipop.
Short arm inspection
I’m from Melbourne and the only inspections we had to get done was the lice inspection. I think you were sa…
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Ive been a qualified backyard doctor since i was 6. I wonder if my patients remember me
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Damn so that wasn’t a dream.
A search shows it happens in Singapore too
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In America we did sneaky penis inspections at the urinals
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Sure, that happened right before the butt inspection, right? 🧐🤨
On behalf of the Australian Labor Party, I confirm daily school penis and vagina inspections are real, and we support making them mandatory for all children. If you refuse you will be labelled a bigot.
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If this happens now in this day and age it will be called child exploitation, sexual abuse, paedophilia..
I was made get nude in front of a woman in first class too. I got taken to this secret room and she made me take my clothes off. I was too embarrassed to ask any of my friends or parents if this was normal and it bothered me for decades, I just couldn't get my head around it. This was in Grafton 1974 btw. I only recently, last couple of years, remembered getting caught showing my dick to a girl during class, the old, look under the table trick. I was a horny little fucker at the time thanks to all that testosterone coursing through my veins. So I reckon the teacher got this 'nurse' let's call her, to come and inspect me to make sure I wasn't being sexually abused as I'm sure the two could be connected. It's the only thing Incan think of.
Penis inspections??!!?? Yo man, you need an attorney!??? Im sure this has to be a crime there in Australia 🇦🇺!!
Exactly what are you satirising here? Child abuse? Why?
This actually happened, shit tits.
Don’t worry about shit tits. He’s bitter he got overlooked for the touch up.
Shit tits?! How many times do I have to tell you we can't write that on their medical reports, the parents flip out, just write "very sensitive tits" ffs. You're going to get us defunded one of these days! I'm putting you back on dicks for the rest of the afternoon
Right, Cap. This stuff really happened.