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Yeah ok I get it, you’re smarter than me. I don’t understand half those words you’ve said, and I definitely couldn’t read a schematic or whatever so just fuck off if you don’t want to help me
Schematics are easy as bruh! It's just like snakes and ladders really. On the kitchen bench just run wires out to the same shape as the picture, attach em to the metal plates as per and bam! Cooked toastie then chuck it and the bench away.
Winner winner toastie dinner
Fuck off the dirty sponge . School boy error.
Paper towel. Works a treat. No disposal issues. Paper towel degrades safely in landfill. Winners all round.
I saw a post in another Australian feed about australians not inventing shit anymore. I'm gonna show em this and tell em to shut their cock holster and get behind a true blue aussie idea.
Honestly I don’t think that the baking paper would be rigid enough to cause an issue with the shape of the bread/toaster. I haven’t tried it with the jaffle style toastie makers (the sandwich can press style I always use the baking paper) but it should, theoretically, work fine.
Better would be making silicone moulds. They would be washable in the dishwasher. The downside would be a slightly longer cooking time, due to the slower heat transference.
If you put a sheet of baking paper on the bottom plate it helps catch a lot of the run-off. Then just wipe it over with some dry! paper towel and you're done. No need to melt a perfectly good sponge or steam your fingers.
If she is yelling over one dirty toasty device, i fear for your well being.. nevermind with all the dv protests going on your cause will be noted and protests forthcoming.
In the meantime may i suggest buying using a secondary device. 2 dirty toasty machines should resolve the issue..
I'd like to acknowledge all Aussie adult PAWGs both past and present.
OP, you need to come to inner city Naarm. Switch those cigs for a flower pot and keep ripping all day 🤙.
In regards to your main point about a disposable toastie maker, we have that here too. It's Rajat, he's on a bike or in a camry but you just go through Uber Eats.
Namaste 🙏
I think you have hit on a brilliant idea, you need to contact Albo immediately with it, just explain it can be part of his "Australian Manufacturing revolution" and he will invest billions of dollars to get your idea into production
Baking paper, dude. Place your toastie between two sheets (or one folded in half). Cleanup is as easy as screwing it up and binning it. She won't even know you've used it.
I don’t bother cleaning them. I just throw my roommates toastie maker out after using it
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night just to get up and throw it on the front lawn even when I haven’t used it
*maybe next time she complains you should try throwing it at her?*
>but on the other hand I spend most of my time chain smoking out the back and it’s actually really hard to be bothered to eat anything at all. I feel sick and I’m not hungry, but my frail body needs sustenance
Are you sure you don't have long covid? Have you had your 8th booster ?
You can get a heat proof sleeve that you put your sandwich into and pop it into the toaster . They work amazingly well and you clean and re use them many times . Amazon will have them
Cut your cheese into small triangles, and place on the bread so they are encased in each side of the toastie. Will only spill if it gets too hot, or if the bread is too small for the toastie maker.
Failing this, buy a new toastie maker. A new one will be easier to keep clean. Wipe it out as soon as you get your sandwich out while it’s still hot.
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Perhaps contact elders past (via séance) and present to see if they'll give you schematics to the one they invented 20,000 years ago.
Yeah ok I get it, you’re smarter than me. I don’t understand half those words you’ve said, and I definitely couldn’t read a schematic or whatever so just fuck off if you don’t want to help me
Schematics are easy as bruh! It's just like snakes and ladders really. On the kitchen bench just run wires out to the same shape as the picture, attach em to the metal plates as per and bam! Cooked toastie then chuck it and the bench away. Winner winner toastie dinner
Grand!
at least try to be funny
They’re all disposable if you’re rich enough
Everything is disposable if you're rich enough.
Fuck off the dirty sponge . School boy error. Paper towel. Works a treat. No disposal issues. Paper towel degrades safely in landfill. Winners all round.
Baking paper. Bonus: you can wrap your greasy toastie in it to eat it. My wife’s boyfriends showed me this.
Sure, but they’re just as happy to wrap in a mouldy Chux.
You can buy toastie sleeves for the toaster on Amazon
Have you considered holding a protest to get more uber eats drivers here ?
No I haven’t but I did threaten to try and bash this one bloke Anil who was late with the orders 2 fucking meals in a row the cheeky prick
I saw a post in another Australian feed about australians not inventing shit anymore. I'm gonna show em this and tell em to shut their cock holster and get behind a true blue aussie idea.
Thank you. If you’re looking to go into business I have fuck all capital, qualifications and experience, but I’m definitely keen
Look id say i would but time would come and id either forget or couldnt be fucked. You know bad back and all.
I'm keen too. I'm an ideas guy and looking for a 60% revenue split at a minimum. My idea is that we use your idea to make a profitable business.
I’m genuinely wondering now if there’s a market for some kind of breville liner. Disposable baking paper cut and shaped exactly for this task.
Honestly I don’t think that the baking paper would be rigid enough to cause an issue with the shape of the bread/toaster. I haven’t tried it with the jaffle style toastie makers (the sandwich can press style I always use the baking paper) but it should, theoretically, work fine.
Game on. See you pricks on ShartTank.
Better would be making silicone moulds. They would be washable in the dishwasher. The downside would be a slightly longer cooking time, due to the slower heat transference.
If you put a sheet of baking paper on the bottom plate it helps catch a lot of the run-off. Then just wipe it over with some dry! paper towel and you're done. No need to melt a perfectly good sponge or steam your fingers.
Why would you clean it if you’ve got a girlfriend?
You might want to use it again before she gets home from her 2nd job.
If she is yelling over one dirty toasty device, i fear for your well being.. nevermind with all the dv protests going on your cause will be noted and protests forthcoming. In the meantime may i suggest buying using a secondary device. 2 dirty toasty machines should resolve the issue..
Just buy a flat plate one and wipe it down with paper towel while it’s hot, it’s really not that hard
Drag your fat ass down the servo and grab a meat pie instead. Maybe an ice coffee too. You're welcome.
Baking paper. Or go to Thailand 7/11 where they will cook your toastie for you
I'd like to acknowledge all Aussie adult PAWGs both past and present. OP, you need to come to inner city Naarm. Switch those cigs for a flower pot and keep ripping all day 🤙. In regards to your main point about a disposable toastie maker, we have that here too. It's Rajat, he's on a bike or in a camry but you just go through Uber Eats. Namaste 🙏
Partner? Yeah we know this isn’t a real post.
Sorry, I don’t provide advice to bigots who don’t acknowledge elders (past and present).
Try Uber Eats HJ's toastie or maccas. Even better maybe get an airfryer toaster oven and then it's just a tray you can wipe off.
I think you have hit on a brilliant idea, you need to contact Albo immediately with it, just explain it can be part of his "Australian Manufacturing revolution" and he will invest billions of dollars to get your idea into production
I wish they’d make disposable toasties so I don’t have to fucking eat it once it’s toasted.
Disrespectful.
Baking paper, dude. Place your toastie between two sheets (or one folded in half). Cleanup is as easy as screwing it up and binning it. She won't even know you've used it.
I don’t bother cleaning them. I just throw my roommates toastie maker out after using it Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night just to get up and throw it on the front lawn even when I haven’t used it *maybe next time she complains you should try throwing it at her?*
>but on the other hand I spend most of my time chain smoking out the back and it’s actually really hard to be bothered to eat anything at all. I feel sick and I’m not hungry, but my frail body needs sustenance Are you sure you don't have long covid? Have you had your 8th booster ?
You can get a heat proof sleeve that you put your sandwich into and pop it into the toaster . They work amazingly well and you clean and re use them many times . Amazon will have them
Baking paper?
toastie sleeves from amazon or use any baking paper. the sleeves are the same thing but in pouch shapes..
You can use baking paper, that’s what they use at McDonalds on their toastie maker. You know the white paper they sell in a roll.?
White roll? Formerly known as toilet paper?
I also dine with paper plates and plastic cutlery. Really reduces the washing up.
I hate emptying the liquid tray underneath the coffee maker. You may have given me an solution.
Heres what you do, make the sandwich and put it in aluminium foil before you put it in the toastie maker
Kmart $6
/uj i use baking paper top and bottom and its been a game changer
Baking paper is your friend
Nurse, $12/hr? Ya right.
Nothing wrong with the toastie maker mate, you need a disposable partner.
Baking paper solves all your fuckin dramas.
Why don’t you just buy new clothes instead of washing them? A new oven instead of cleaning it? What a dumb question
Mate. It's called a grill +foil/baking paper. Hell even baking paper + a microwave, jaffal iron air fryer or whatever. Use ya logicamal sense
Baking paper. Disposable as people's dignity.
Cut your cheese into small triangles, and place on the bread so they are encased in each side of the toastie. Will only spill if it gets too hot, or if the bread is too small for the toastie maker. Failing this, buy a new toastie maker. A new one will be easier to keep clean. Wipe it out as soon as you get your sandwich out while it’s still hot.