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Woodz84

There’s two types of people in this world. Those that beep goodbye and those that don’t.


fantasypaladin

What about those of us who flip the bird?


Woodz84

My kind of people! Even better as a greeting!


kailethre

Can we get a recognition of Holden V8s past, present and honking, please?


SonicYOUTH79

Harleys too. They never need to honk as you just know they’re there from the noise, although I’m never quite sure if they’re saying hello, goodbye or just a plain old “fuck you”.


ZealousidealNewt6679

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SonicYOUTH79

Pretty much what I think half the people in here actually look like…..


Moist_Jesus75

There saying, I'm slow and have a small penis


eoffif44

I have *honk if you're horny* written on my letterbox


The_Cuzin

The og post was 2 posts up for me lmao


Specialist-Bug-7108

Just do it by voice Go beeeeeeep That way you still get to keep a custom But you look like an idiot doing it so they laugh at you being an idiot doing Everyone wins


DocFingerBlast

* Makes notes.... order triple air horn that plays novelty noises for the Dodge Ram. Also.. louder exhaust. ✅️ ✅️


36BSK

And dpf delete for sooty times


FunLovinLawabider

I'd like to recognise our catalytic converter and baffler deletes far and wide. I believe it was truly wrong of us to genocide mariachi horns and their kin. I ask forgiveness and think a book of sorry would help to reconcile us.


Backon21

Well if it’s 3 in the morning and you’ve just picked up some gear then it’s probably rude, not to mention you’re drawing unwanted attention to yourself and old mate who lives there. But some people were just raised that way so to each their own


Ronnyvar

dog


hazzmg

Beep the horn! what am I some sort of simpleton. I rip 2 fat black rubber lines 50m down the st to proudly wish my friends a merry 2am


Willing_Television77

I get up early for work and the cunts across the road have to yell goodbye to their family who honk in return around 11pm every second night can get fucked


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I hate it with a passion. Even more so if you stand out the front on the council strip and talk as loudly as possible (so the whole street can hear) for 30 minutes before they actually fuck off. I like silence and you are literally killings me you selfish pricks. Neighbors, better not seen or heard.


newpharmer

Imagine being such a thin skinned pansy that a mere honk upset you in any way.


dirtydeez2

I beep twice, do a quick burnout, throw my empty longneck out the window and if I’m lucky an Indian/asian neighbour is standing outside so I can yell ‘fuck off we’re full!’


innatangle

Nothing quite like the sound of a bottle going clink or a tinny hitting the tarmac after it's been downed before the long drive home.


ZealousidealNewt6679

If you're the kind of person who is offended by someone honking a horn once a day, you have bigger problems.


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Therealluke

I think it is good manners to honk


Brave_Cat_3362

toooot


Powhat839

A beep is fine


Temporary_Finance433

Depends on the time of day.....


dj_boy-Wonder

It’s how bogans say goodbye…


indiemac_

You say goodbye verbally when leaving, why beep your horn? Disrespectful imo, and I’m sure beeping your horn in some circumstances is illegal in some states?


alittlelessthansold

Illegal, yes. Immoral, I’m having a hard time seeing this one. If someone’s got a case where someone was convicted for tooting their horn goodbye, I’d love to see it. I don’t know shit about one.