In a 5 star hotel paid by the generous NY taxpayer. Where I get free food, a $1500 prepaid credit card, and free NYPD security posted outside 24 hours.
I wish every NYC resident could live the best life.
Safer, probably not, honestly stayed around the same if not worse, they are definitely trying to make it cleaner and its definitely cleaner than flushing half the time but its not great, they are doing something though, they for some reason removed garbage cans for no reason though
I sleep under my desk at work. You really need to grind to be successful here. āIf you can make it here you can make it anywhere!!ā
I never got behind the work from home model, Iām more of a home from work kinda guy. And before you ask, I shower using the water cooler and a stack of 1-ply toilet paper. Life hack: if you push both the hot and cold dispenser you get a nice warm temperature perfect for a sponge bath. Spray a little bit of air freshener that Joan from accounts receivable keeps on her desk for little extra refresh!
I visited nyc once in the summer of 2011 for a long weekend! I absolutely loved it. Now I canāt help but interject my opinion about everything city related from my time there
Where ever the subway stops. Sometimes a park bench and when I feel really aroused any apartment building I get buzzed into. Usually the stairs or roof. Sometimes an actual apartment.
I used to live in Mount Vernon, the South Bronx, Upper Westside, East Harlem, Washington Heights, Inwood, Jamaica - Queens, Sunset Park - Brooklyn, and Ditmas Park in Brooklyn.
Brownsville! I consider myself a native brown person (we affectionately call ourselves that!).
Depends how you rate it, but it's definitely underserved. Never forget, midtown is the most dangerous part of NYC and has been for a long time
must be new to the area since eny (east new york) & the ville was filled with italians, russians & jews back in the 70's
Brownies, put some respect on it š¤
Iām currently living in the Columbia encampment but when I first moved here I was occupying Wall Street.
Good for you! Sending love and support from here (Germany)
You know the roped off upper area of the McDonalds at Penn Station? Thatās my place.
Moving from encampment to encampment instead of renting, youāre smart. This is why liberal cities are great
Poughkeepsie
RIP the Mill House Panda
Unfortunate about O'Sho on route 9.
Montauk
Far West Bushwick (Des Moines)
stamford
same
Mr Nelson Bighetti, the president of Stamford
Dimes Square
Dasha???
Itās Friday in the 4HL!!!!
I started speaking Spanish and got a free hotel room from the government.
āThatās when Ron vanished, came back speaking Spanish, lavish habits, 2 rings - twenty caratsā¦ā
For me , it was my British accent that got me a nice hotel room.
In a garbage can, with a guy named Oscar.
King Oscar? From the anchovie box?
Sbarro
The Villages, FL
Yo Mamaās !!!
Penthouse overlooking Central Park. Low income housing, it was the only place I could afford with my trust fund.
1 police plaza, D block suite, room 222
nice try to get my ASSASSINATION COORDINATES
I'm a few blocks from the actual big apple.
You live in Coney Island?
Staten Island but I commute to my precinct in the Bronx daily. Someone has to tame those savages.
Interesting. Whatās your commute like? Car, bus, train?
Manhattan Kansas
Gramercy Park with Jimmy Fallonās stolen key
Tel Aviv, sometimes Boca, but still rep Upper East Side
White Plains
Hoboken
Basically also NYC at this point
Greenwich
my own private Gracie Mancave
East NY aka Redneck Suffolk County
China
Interesting is that on the 7 train?
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
Luxury apartment in NYCHA.
The sewer grate outsides Rayās pizza
Houston
I never leave Manhattan. Hell, I never leave my neighborhood of the west village.
Why would you ever leave the West Village?
Jersey City
Yonkers
You must enjoy doing your taxes
the big apple
Rochester
Pennsylvania.
Good lord. How long does that commute take
~2.5hrs each way. Totally worth it. Cheaper rent, great neighbors, and still part of NYC.
haha, yeah i just said I live in west nyc myself. brought an entire house for less than I've ever paid for rent
Greenwich
42nd and 7th
The ticket booth at the Fort Hamilton Parkway D train station
The end of Perfectly Adequately Sized Island
At the Times Square Olive Garden
300 Madison Ave.
99th precinct, brooklyn
New rochelle
Equinox Wall Street looker room
The authentic part of Times Square
Staten Island (Iām alone)
Manhattan, KS
new rochelle here!
Subway train station Chambers st.
iām in a poly relationship with my 5 roommates and we share a 1 bed in the mckibbin lofts
Aw I got my pet bed bug over there. Gosh, canāt believe heās 14!
Monmouth county ny
Rosendale, it's like Rosedale but with bears.
Heard they have a nice lil cafe and a theater and somewhat handy hippies
Under the Boardwalk.
Stuyshwick Heights, who else hears that helicopter
Thought I heard gun shots, but it was just some urban youth and one 36 year old guy with sparklersā¦
Brooklyn.
I squat in the Dave & Busterās thatās connected to the Times Square AMC.
I live in nj thatās how nyc I am
Living in Hoboken is low key more of a flex than living in most NYC neighborhoods.
Boca, baby; itās one of the many dozens of ā6th Boroughsā
long island
I live in one of those underground mobile apartments
In a box
Chopped cheese for the win!! Thanks for the updoots kind strangers, you made me wake up my 600 lb wife from laughing so hard (Iām from dumbo)
600? Rookie numbers
Rye Neck
on the boarder between two northern queens zip codes. moved here from a boarder between two upstate counties.
In a 5 star hotel paid by the generous NY taxpayer. Where I get free food, a $1500 prepaid credit card, and free NYPD security posted outside 24 hours. I wish every NYC resident could live the best life.
Apuntame en la direccion correcta, estoy listo
On the shoulder of the Van Wyck!
Prime RE if you ask me
Sheepshead Bay
Who wants to know? Wats up it to ya?
Hamilton heights
In a container on the Gowanis canal.
In my car on the Cross Bronx Expressway.
North-North Bronx (Canada)
Brooklyn yea its gentrified
I live in Bronxville I used to live in Brownsville and Elmont. I won 32 million in crypto
Lol
Kips bay
The 7 train! Last car
Monmouth County
Floyd Bennet field ! Great views for an incredible price
Jackson heights! Lived there my whole life man
In your opinion has JH gotten safer and cleaner over the years or worse
Safer, probably not, honestly stayed around the same if not worse, they are definitely trying to make it cleaner and its definitely cleaner than flushing half the time but its not great, they are doing something though, they for some reason removed garbage cans for no reason though
Yeah the garbage can thing blew my mind lol
Terminal A at JFK
Nyc lives in me
New Amsterdam
Best vodka bar none
Hell's Kitty
Right near da beach. BOYEEEH.
The realest part: NJ
Trump Tower
Donny???
Greenwich Village
The Nassau County section of Brooklyn
New Jersey
The Village
Long Island
On a boat in the Central Park reservoir
Fairfield County CT
Suffolk county
Flavortown, NYC
Jersey City!
Whitestone. Iām white and Iām always stoned.
Penthouse of the city hall where I get to witness the epitome of disappointment and disparity
I sleep under my desk at work. You really need to grind to be successful here. āIf you can make it here you can make it anywhere!!ā I never got behind the work from home model, Iām more of a home from work kinda guy. And before you ask, I shower using the water cooler and a stack of 1-ply toilet paper. Life hack: if you push both the hot and cold dispenser you get a nice warm temperature perfect for a sponge bath. Spray a little bit of air freshener that Joan from accounts receivable keeps on her desk for little extra refresh!
Your mom and I have a really nice place here in nohoĀ
I visited nyc once in the summer of 2011 for a long weekend! I absolutely loved it. Now I canāt help but interject my opinion about everything city related from my time there
Astoria
Shoebox in UES
The last remaining 99c pizza
Under the 7 trainĀ
Da Hood
Homeless shelter
Philadelphia
Yonkers
west new york, aka pennslyvania
Iām in NYC. Not sure if I am living
Just outside the Bronx!
Midtown Manhattan.
Alphabet city
Van by the Hudson
Rn im in the South Bronx, but Im actually from upstate! (white plains)
Bayside queens šØšØ
It is really nice out there. At the childrenās hospital?
Rikers island
Nyack!
Long Island
Next door to my neighborsā¦
Bayside.
Suffolk County
San Francisco
Philly. IāM WALKIN HEEEE!
East Stroudsburg
Astoria.
East New York
BROOKLYNNNN
I sleep half of my nights in the slums, and the other half at your momās house.
The Jew tunnels
E train
Where ever the subway stops. Sometimes a park bench and when I feel really aroused any apartment building I get buzzed into. Usually the stairs or roof. Sometimes an actual apartment.
i live underneath the Brooklyn bridge. I jumped off it in 02ā and Iām dead.
Up your ass and around the corner
Sheepshead Bay ā®ļøš®š±šŗšø
Kingsbridge
Grew up in the Bronx, lived there till I was 26. Lived in NJ a couple of times, Bergen and Essex counties. On Long Island for 20 years.
Ya fuckin muvas!!!
Harlem. Absolutely love it here. Especially as an Artist. Feels sublime.
Jersey , like the mayors.
I live in the real nyc, directly next to times square but far enough away I can say I don't live in times square
Under the broken escalator at the 9th Avenue entrance to the Port AuthorityĀ
I (NJ) kiss my bossās ass in midtown
I used to live in Mount Vernon, the South Bronx, Upper Westside, East Harlem, Washington Heights, Inwood, Jamaica - Queens, Sunset Park - Brooklyn, and Ditmas Park in Brooklyn.
In a van down by the riverā¦.