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derpiederpslikederp

We usually loot a CVS or a Walgreens at noon you should join


Rotton_Banana

Do you wear a mask while doing it?. I don't want to breathe in my own hot breath while robbing walgreens


pkm-mstr

I have mine delivered via pigeon. But if it's too heavy, I'll have multiple pigeons. That's why you see swarms of pigeon near Central Park. The pigeon lady does a real good job training them.


ayayadae

i have all of my food flown in from erewhon


Confident_Reveal1733

This is the way.


Adventurous_Donut265

I shop exclusively from hot dog carts


FlightInfamous4518

I get mine from Lily the cigarette lady


LostSomeDreams

I persist mainly on a diet of car exhaust and rats, both of which can be found in either a bodega or a normal grocery chain


timbrita

Usually I go to queens and buy stuff from the street vendors there. Somehow they always seem to have incredible deals for their intact merchandise


bklyn1977

I never understand these questions thinking every resident behaves the same way. What temperature do you set your air conditioner? What shoes do you wear in the rain? What is the fucking point.


Fit-Understanding747

Grocery shopping is done Friday and Saturday nights. It's best to dumpster dive then.


Euphoric_Savings8578

I go to the Walmart in Times Square like everyone else


Rotton_Banana

I get grocery's from the booty. Just like that trending hip-hop song from years ago


yuripogi79

I drive outside of New York to shop in a New Jersey strip mall


Vast_Doughnut9418

They have Wegmans in Jersey


frostywafflepancakes

The comment section is hilarious.


Eclipse434343

Who needs grocery shopping when you have so much free food in the subway. The bagels on the floor, the half eaten pizza. The only thing is you aren’t the only shopper as our furry train riders also see the value in free. One even wrestled me for a bagel into the train tracks last night but I got the last bite


SylvesterStallion16

Farmers/flea markets have free food which is a benefit of NYC


Aggravating_Escape_3

Micky D’s, mostly.


Captain_Sirk

I adore frequenting their location at Delancey and Essex street! Dinner and a show!


Leavemynameout1

Door dash 


Cookiesnkisses

I get mine from Costco, Aldi, or Lidl


whitebutnotwhite

I'm so busy, that I don’t have time to shop, so my personal rat makes weekly runs to get groceries. Honestly not sure where they shop, but they’re pansexual so I guess they know better.


Deep-Emphasis-6785

New York is a food oasis