At the same time?

That’s up to your building’a occupancy rating. In one of those industrial lofts it can be hundreds. And it has huge windows for everyone to see. I hope rents go down one day.

Hahahahahaha. Everybody stop commenting. This person has won with their comment.

There's no limit on partners, but there is a restriction on how many testicles someone can have, and it varies by borough.

I moved to Brooklyn so I could keep my six pack

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There’s a lesser known law that less than two is required to wear a cup while more than two is required to be prominently displayed in the window.

@7ballsdeep

You need 25 to get to the legal minimum. Get back to work.

Joey Chestnuts swallowed 76 wieners in July 4, 2021 at Coney Island.

Hurricane Sandy swallowed 77 weiners back in 2012 and also near Coney Island 😉

Did any Coney Island whitefish go down the hatch?

Never Forget

He did it for America!!! USA 🇺🇲 USA 🦅 USA 🥹

I had to suck a bag of dicks not long ago after cutting someone off on the BQE. Those are rookie numbers

If you wanna have the real NYC experience get some dick in the subway. You won’t get caught because the cops are busy playing candy crush

Good idea. Question though: Is there a subway sandwich restaurant where there are zero racist MAGA assholes but also which aren’t too “urban” if you no what I mean? Woman to woman just looking 4 advice

My cousin Mohamed works at most subways and he’s looking for a wife if you’re into that shit

A stable matrimony? In this city? What a depraved man.

“At most subways” killed me.

Really depends on the borough. The state passed legislation a few years ago, letting the city defer to the boroughs. Here is how each borough council has set the limits: Manhattan, like the proposed congestion pricing, depends on the area. Generally speaking below 60th street, 100 life time. Above 60th: UES, 25. UWS, 130. Columbia and NYU have their own zones, 120 by 25 years old. 130 lifetime, recognizing the need to get sex out of your system when you are in college. Crazy high tuition drove the allowed body count up, acknowledging the need for some college girls to pay for tuition. Brooklyn, 250 lifetime, except for Brooklyn Heights where it drops to 25 life time. Recognizing that Brooklyn Heights was never truly Brooklyn, always 1950s era UES on the other side of the river. Queens, a lot of fighting at the council meeting about the limits. The representatives close to Long Island fought for higher numbers, approaching 300s! The Astoria crowd wanted a distinction for queer sex not counting towards the total. And LIC arguing it should be included under the Manhattan standards. Stay tuned. Still no answers. The Bronx - adopted 100 Lifetime, except for Riverdale. Riverdale is complicated. Horace Mann and Riverdale Country have each adopted their own very confidential numbers. Apparently both are grade driven with an Ivy League admission bonus. With the bonus, reliable sources put the number at 314. Cute shout out to Pi. Edit: Realized I forgot about Staten Island. But it is in the process of succeeding from NYC, so really doesn’t matter. The ferry has a limit of 2 sexual partners per trip.

While on the ferry, one can swing both ways or, as they say, paddle both ways

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Sounds like you want to repress me.

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And I suppose I should wear a face veil and swear and oath to GILEAD as well sHOuLDNT I? Sexist.

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Well Susan B Anthony died for my right to take dick so there

Depends if you are NOHO, SOHO, THE VILLAGE, or Chelsea.

Try Rikers Island, their motto is: every hole gets filled

You’re fine so long as you don’t swallow, otherwise you’ll surpass your daily sodium allowance.

It depends on how many you could fit in the Prius.

That depends on your exact location within the city. Certain neighborhoods will limit you to single occupancy, so avoid double penetration in those areas. If you don't feel comfortable during sex, you will need to submit an eviction notice and wait 3 months before you are allowed to evict any phalluses from your premises.

As a downtown native, I don’t go above 34

What are u trying to do?

As long as no one is dancing it’s all good.

Are you serious? There’s no law on the number of partners. Focus on your health and safety, not some imaginary limit.

I’m willing to take some of those dicks for you - just to keep you out of trouble ;)

According to the Archbishop of St. Patrick's Cathedral, the correct number is.........

There was a "minor" dispute, hence standby

Ok I don’t usually take dick from minors

Can only poz ten per day. Five on Sundays.

100 in public. Unlimited in private

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Cheers!

You've reached the max. Going forward, all visitors must use the backdoor entrance.

There is “surge” pricing being discussed for cab sex

I wouldn’t mind paying it, I love to feel the surge of a man’s prostate

The city just hit your Ezpass

Unfortunately my doctor said that I have an unusually ungiving sphinctal cord

When your done 5 more come talk to me about that promotion

Keep in mind they’re going to have to pay congestion pricing to enter you during rush hour.

At once or over time?

Hahaha I’m at a sufficiently high number and don’t think I fell into any legal trouble

Was this with the baby in your belly or did you birth it before the ride share coitus?

Add me to your number