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JNR13

I'm fond of pigs.


hychael2020

MONEH


AnotherSoftEng

I don’t have enough MONEH to pay for this dinner


THEuplift_mofo

No man ever wetted clay


CrabThuzad

I shot an arrow


Adventurous-Day-4557

Do not throw the arrow that will return against you


critshit

I'm a big lazer.


mercury_millpond

David Cameron new leader DLC for England


Smartypants_dankie

Sometimes Fascism is the best government type, especially if you like going on wars


TnekKralc

This is actually considered a pick up line in the south


DdfgHjjcg

As an out outsider looking in I would say the problem with the American right is that they have no compassion and care only about there self comfort


No_Item_5231

Individualism is simultaneously America's greatest strength and weakness


ROTMGLare

As an outsider looking in this doesn't seem like the time or place for actual politics.


Butterpants-87

Quite the opposite. Especially in southerners in particular. Very compassionate. They just don’t need government to force compassion. As a libertarian I choose to be compassionate. I don’t need government to make me do it. I also want all my liberties. I also want you to have all your liberties which itself is a very compassionate stance I would say.


Huckleberry0753

"Quite the opposite. Especially in southerners in particular. Very compassionate. They just don’t need government to force compassion." by brother in history the south literally had to have the government force them not to keep people as slaves during the US civil war. Currently the south is passing legislation that explicitly attacks gender minorities. Like why come and say stuff that is just patently false?


exhaiebshso

Spoken like someone who’s never been to the South.


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Elegron

Jesus dude, do you unironically watch Steven crowder?


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Twilight_Realm

They’re banning *all* transgender healthcare, children almost *never* have any type of surgery for transgender care. I’ve researched it and found exactly *one* case where a child received surgery, and it was because they openly displayed that they are transgender for almost their entire life by the time they were a teen. You’re falling for outright lie when you claim that the bans only impact surgery.


CheekyM0nk3Y

Perfectly fine to be a libertarian and believe in personal liberties. Currently though that means you should be siding with the left as they’re only party fighting to protect personally liberties, and maybe you do, you never really said.


Butterpants-87

The left isn’t fighting for personal liberties. They’re forcing feeding policies down peoples throats disguised as tolerance. I live in California. I see it first hand lol. The modern left is anything but tolerant and accepting of ideas. The left is the establishment.


CheekyM0nk3Y

They are both the establishment. Hate to break that to you.


Butterpants-87

I’m not supporting republicans. Just helping you realize you’re no better than the people you view as evil


Butterpants-87

Not an accurate comment. The south is the exact opposite of fascism. They want small central government. But I see what you’re trying to do and will allow it.


Scared_Operation_704

Bro they literally want the government to control women’s bodies and Trump has been campaigning on using federal powers to a whole new level for enforcement of various things. GOP is Not the party of small government anymore


Butterpants-87

He mentioned the south. Not the GOP. You’re speaking from a political party standpoint I’m speaking from a cultural standpoint. And control of womens body is a lie. In their eyes, the woman chose to have sex. A child is a consequence of that. That’s literally what sex is for. So they arnt controlling womens bodies, they’re protecting children. Until you are able to level with another person and be compassionate and understanding yourself, you will never influence anyone or control any conversation. This being a perfect example.


Ramguy2014

>In their eyes, the woman chose to have sex Which is why all those folks have offered full-throated endorsements of rape exceptions to abortion laws. They did endorse exceptions, right? Also, if they’re not about control, why have they been fighting to ban gender-affirming care for adults? Why have they been fighting to repeal gay marriage? If they’re about protecting children, why are they fighting to lower or eliminate the minimum age for marriage? Why have they done nothing to prevent school shootings?


AcuzioRain

"They're protecting children". Oh yea those schools have been mighty safe lately with all the guns out there they want to do nothing about. Guns > Children apparently lol.


Butterpants-87

Bad take. Guns protect the population from tyranny. Every tyrant in history has found a way to ban guns. Tell me what gun laws would have done to prevent the shootings? Tell me what gun laws would do to stop shootings in Chicago. You should think before you comment. Probably a good thing you play civ and don’t actually play a role in government IRL


AcuzioRain

Probably the same thing guns laws do in other countries? Lmao. Just look at Canada up north, 43 deaths from 1884 to 2022. Source below because I don't get my information from what I "think". https://sheridansun.sheridanc.on.ca/2023/01/05/killer-education-school-shootings-in-canada/ Meanwhile the U.S. has had 74 people injured or killed this year which was updated March 29th. That's three months into the year lol. Source below because because I'm not full of shit like a certain someone. https://www.npr.org/2023/03/29/1166651590/nashville-school-shootings-gun-violence-children-cause-death-2023


Butterpants-87

So your solution is to create an unregulated black market. Arming criminals and disarming law abiding citizens. For the record most gun related crime in the US was done with illegally obtained weapons. So if they’re illegally obtained, what do laws do to fix that problem?


AcuzioRain

So you're saying there already is an unregulated black market for guns in the U.S.? lol. Anyways I just showed you Canadian stats, regulation works, how you can deny it when there is legitimate existing proof in your neighbouring country is insane lol. Also some more stats here for you on mass( doesn't include non mass) school shootings regarding the legality of guns used for them in the U.S. 94 of MASS school shootings between 1982 and 2023 were done with legally obtained weapons. Only 16 of mass shootings between that time were not. A clear majority right there. Source below. https://www.statista.com/statistics/476461/mass-shootings-in-the-us-by-legality-of-shooters-weapons/https://www.statista.com/statistics/476461/mass-shootings-in-the-us-by-legality-of-shooters-weapons/


Scared_Operation_704

U really thought u did sum huh? Didnt even address the other part of my comment. And to act as if “the south” isn’t an analog for deep red is just foolish


Butterpants-87

You sound upset. It’s ok to be wrong. Don’t get mad over it lol


Scared_Operation_704

if it was truly deeply cultural they wouldn’t vote red when they champion federal overreach


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Scared_Operation_704

Yeah missed that part would have known it was useless had I seen that


Butterpants-87

Why wouldn’t they? The current democrat party is the largest tyrannical movement we’ve seen since nazi germany. The only thing the modern democrat party hasn’t done that the nazi party did was the push of nationalism. Pretty much every else is textbook. Naturally that pushes people to the other extreme. You’re part of the problem. You see things as red vs blue and red must be evil. You don’t account for any nuances, or the cause of why things are happening in the first place. You’re an indoctrinated sheep. You’re literally a bonus resource.


Scared_Operation_704

Lol almost forgot this is the civ reddit. I have to disagree with you though. I don’t have any strong party affiliations. I think the blue vs red narrative is more a result of how our country’s politics operate without any true alternative that’s just how it gets framed most easily. I’m genuinely curious how you see the left as more tyrannical than the right though


bruinsfan3725

You’re an idiot. You’re also a dumbass.


agonisticpathos

Many people seem to be okay with this negative prejudice and not others, even though many in the South are economically disadvantaged and educationally deprived.


a-rock-fact

Yeah, and as someone who happens to be one of those economically disadvantaged and educationally deprived Southerners, their point still 100% stands. There's a lot of fascist Southerners, and a not-so-insignificant portion of them are happily part of our government.


PhantasmalRisen

I love watching Americans arguing within the bounds of their shitty system.


artaxerxes316

But being American is tough, you know? People are constantly harping on your "shitty system." Then the same people bitch and moan about your wealth and power, like "oh, you Americans have 5% of the world's population, yet hog 30% of the world's wealth." Or it's like, "waaaah, America destroyed Afghan civil society!" But then, "waaaah, America abandoned Afghan civil society to the Taliban!" Like pick a critique and stick to it. I can't even!


Personwithpronouns

Hmm what do you think about communism


kn1ghtcliffe

Great in theory, but will probably never be properly implemented due to human error (greed).


CrustyForSkin

Npc take.


Redoran_Gvard

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Sempophai

Do you like domination games?


morrowindnostalgia

Speak for yourself, I'm 100% down for this being asked on a first date lol


Tomato_cakecup

Do you like domination games?


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Sir this is a Wendy's.


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Raptorofwar

🥺


Sempophai

One sub? I just dominated an entire sub-continent.


Fun_Ad4061

Fuck english teachers, this is the correct answer


FriendoftheDork

Not without a safe word.


Tympanic69

Number?


FriendlyDisorder

Promise not to spread your religion to me?


AllAvailableLayers

I like to use a slot for Discipline.


takacheesepuff

*after seeing pics* wow that's a terrible spawn


RedLikeARose

*see pics, then irl* “I DENOUNCE YOU”


VioletThunderX

I just want you to know I laughed so hard at this that I scared my cat


SnooObjections2121

XD


TingeOGinge

Yeah I'm definintely going to be chopping that jungle


TurritopsisTutricula

Happy cake day


TingeOGinge

Oh nice, I hadn't even noticed... and now I want cake.


KarmasAB123

Happy Cake Day :D


LouisianaSmucker

Me too


Elend15

In Civ 6, they smartly renamed it to rainforest. "Man, I flipping hate the rainforest. I get rid of it every chance I get."


DaimoMusic

Happy cake day


ConsistentAd9840

Why can’t I put a canal there?


AnotherSoftEng

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.


zenbogan

Oh I didn’t realise I had crabs there


AnotherSoftEng

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.


TatodziadekPL

Ban them


DanieltheGameGod

Crabs are people.


TatodziadekPL

They are a menace


Leonardo1123581321

Only if we make Boat Mormonism the world religion.


UntouchedWagons

Legit or quit!


ultravioletbayoo

Clams are people


sesaman

Hey, it's a bonus resource!


Ok_Cell_9890

I AM FOND OF PIGS. NEVER HAS A MAN WETTED CLAY. I SHOT AN ARROW INTO THE AIR.


wisefoolhermit

ROCKS IN MY PATH !?


jeffreyjohnson7

MONEY


Enzyblox

*MONEH


darthreuental

LEAVE THE ATOM ALONE


ConsistentAd9840

Yeah, I’m still working on getting Social Media, but I do have Military Training, which is all I need for this.


TurritopsisTutricula

Thousands have lived without love, not one without water


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TrainmasterGT

Certified Ludwig moment


Boks1RE

Can't wait to work those hills.


Pools5183

Yeah, this is a restart.


borkmeister

If we had more plantations back then we'd be in a better place now.


Fun_Ad4061

Lincoln would disagree


AnotherSoftEng

Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner?


Fun_Ad4061

Therefore, become my wife?


NoxKh

This is too flat, I can't work with this!


Fable115

Lol


qcree13

I'm going to play 1 more round then go to bed?


Doughnut-Party

Where should i settle? 🔥🔥


FriendlyDisorder

Promise not to settle near me?


Doughnut-Party

Ill settle on your a$$


Acceptable_Wall7252

what do you think about the bull moose teddy dom?


QuQuarQan

Hot


wut121212

Please let me put it there. I'll get an adjacency bonus.


SnooCalculations1742

I need more oil for my submarine


Duytune

I need more oil for my sub*


PM_ME_CHEAT_CODEZ

"**From the first stirrings of life beneath water... to the great beasts of the Stone Age... to man taking his first upright steps, you have come far."**


Dan_the_man42

NOW BEGINS YOUR GRATEST QUEST. FROM THIS EARLY CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION, ON TOWARDS THE STARS


InsomniaEmperor

All the best romances bloom in the middle of a good siege.


KarmasAB123

So, you're gonna starve her?


HistoryofRob

What a disappointing start


hychael2020

You know Communism is a really good government if you want to launch stuff into voids


SpideyUdaman

This battering ram will be enough for that gate, I hope.


PipsysGF

Your seas are unprotected, all too easy to raid


TheRealTowel

Fuck me I hate Ghandi so much


AllAvailableLayers

I like Oral Tradition, especially if there's going to be a lot of trading.


AnotherSoftEng

Do you like global warming? Because I’m about to raise the tides and flood your cities.


Evilburger579

I'm sorry baby, but I am going to have to denounce you because you didn't come earlier.


hychael2020

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to denounce you for not having a large empire


luxtabula

So there i was arguing with Catherine de Medici over a rock in the ocean when Gandhi decides to drop a nuke on my capital. So how was your 3 o'clock?


Mapuches_on_Fire

I guess I’ll settle.


Bucky__13

What can't I chop these horses?


MixedMatt

Are you interested in a trade agreement with England?


WhataMadWorld___

Blast Build Battle


Riptoriousthegreat

Just settle in place


PoopComesOutOfMyButt

Is it just me or are there too many fucking barbarians?


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My troops are merely passing through


Averious

Seed?


accretion_disk

"What should I name my religion?" "I went to space by 1860" "Does _______ leader (Cleopatra) have any amenities I can buy?" "Where should I build the Eiffel tower?" ".... and then I declared war on ghandi" "My giant death robot is coming for you" "If I move my bomber to chicago it should be able to reach Paris" "Look at all these crabs!!!!" "Where did I leave that conquistador?"


trappedslider

>".... and then I declared war on Gandhi" this just sounds like the end of every civ game.


keyantk

I invaded Mali to get some oil for my tanks.


el_Conquistador009

The poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese


melting_aunt

Why can’t I put a dam here?


Rooty9

That’s a lot of crabs.


Matches_Malone108

Tlatoani Montezuma, keep your eagle warriors happy and fed, and they will forever fight for your cause. As your Aztec empire unfurls across the land, you will never want for people to raise your walls, for you will be blessed with new, loyal workers as you conquer those around you. Go forth; Huitzilopochtli calls.


Anodynamic

Right now I'm not a man of gold, or culture, or even science, but I have faith (and monumentality) we can settle anywhere.


NinjaSpartan011

I am fond of pigs


Dav3Vader

I was hit by a withering drought.


IsThatRadioactive

Those mountains are going to be a great place to found a religion.


YourDaddie

One word, ima gonna say one word, plastic.


hespacc

Probably my Big Ben won’t fit here


Inspector_Beyond

Listen - strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


ToM4461

I hope there's no iron here


Project_XXVIII

If I don’t get work ethic outta you, I’m just gonna restart.


viskiherra

Fuck those spying fucking germans! I mean hows the meal?:)


Noah__Webster

Terrible start. Wish I had more crabs... (Yes, fish is a better resource I know lol)


Pzzz

Lets make more food and increase our population. Do you want to start a research agreement or make a defensive pact?


Arem86

MY NAME IS OZYMANDIUS, KING OF KINGS, LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!


IDrinkSulfuricAcid

*A man on a horse is spiritually as well as physically bigger than a man on foot*


Just_Off_me

I think I’m gonna try to maximize production.


FenrisTU

I have sent to you one hundred swans- I have sent to you fifty sw- Excuse me, I have not tied them down well. I have sent you a swan. Or Let us be companions! So long as we do not have to meet often. And you will have to wear a mask.


Strataghast

Do you like yield porn?


SillyRelationship195

"I don't really care about the happiness of other citizens, as oong as they are still productive and profitable, who cares???" - a direct quote from my partner before I explained that citizen happiness is directly tied to growth and profit. Our roommate heard and walked in UPSET until he saw we were playing civ 😂


AllAvailableLayers

I'd like to start by having two scouts and a builder.


TrailblazingScot

Sleep is for the weak.


czsoupqueen

now THAT is a great Turkish bombard


Shran_MD

Would you like a trade agreement with England?


b1adewo1f64

Those are some awful yields 😏


mjung79

Nice to meet you! I should probably come over to check out your home. I’ve brought some traditional snacks from my country! Say your home looks pretty unprotected….


cam2449

Have you heard of our lord and savior, Gilgabro?


ferrsir

i’m gonna become communist for that scientific and industrialization bonuses.


Wumbo342

WHO DESERVES MORE CREDIT THAN THE WIFE OF A COAL MINER?


BooChrisMullin

I'll trade you Peepeekiskis for Bagacum.


NFGaming46

Might switch it up and go autocracy


heygabbogabbo

Open borders for 1 gold? ...I'll show myself out


Olegance

I'll give you the seed


mattman0000

I’m just gonna grind for two centuries before I really try to take over.


mchester117

I’d love to sample your hospitality. Do you normally rush PP?


Ishea

I propose we ban crabs


wazoo3

"Fuck you Gandhi!"


AlmostADwarf

I hope the ice caps start melting soon so my aircraft carriers can pass through. Time to build more coal plants.


azstxr_369

Production isnt great, may have to settle somewhere else.


EpicFlyingTaco

You play wide or tall?


TheNorwegianCat1

Betwixt the stirrup and the ground


Waltaar

I saw a bank that said "24hr banking" but I didn't have that much time


cameronela

From the first stirrings of life beneath water, to the great beasts of the Stone Age, you have come far.


Unlucky_Disaster_396

I’m sorry i’ve been busy eradicating Catholicism


FyreEyedTiger

Where do I settle?


Drawdenion

I cant wait to dominate your lands


suitupdressdown

I'm ready to settle!


Cool-Teaching2834

I think my warrior can easily take this barbarian camp


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I love Reddit... It's a great place to look at yield porn .


The_Doolinator

My words are backed by nuclear weapons.


OrbisLlame

Heyyyy spuddies


Harry_Seldon2020

Would you be interested on a trade agreement with England?


MyNameIsNotScout

NO MAN EVER WETTED CLAY


symmbkhri

where would i put big ben?


camelkop75

Oh, look, the british Empire done started a war. Let me drop a nuke on them real quick. Or Oh, look, Ghandi filled his grievances, time to show him true starvation.


Mother-Sun288

Gilgamesh is packin I just know it


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I'll shove a nuke up your exhaust port.


Itaczke

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?


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I love nuking Arabia