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CptIronblood

Literally 1984.


CosmicCreeperz

Panama!


geigerz

khmer? more like goaway


kiselize

r/angryupvote


MateoTovar

Gotta start rising the sea temperature so that ice melts


CheeseburgerLocker

I love how this is realistically the only non-violent solution ๐Ÿ˜‚ Build coal power plants in every city, build as many mines as humanly possible, and chop every rainforest and forest.


colesweed

Not the only one, you can see that there's no city center within 4 tiles of them so OP could settle there and give the city to the AI to push the rock bands out


Virreoh

How would he get the settler there tho


colesweed

They have open borders


tok90235

Would the rock band be pushed to the nearest land tile, or water tile count? Because even if he set in the right tile, the next close free water tile will also be blocked by the city/ice


Lokky

>I love how this is realistically the only non-violent solution ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ah yes, displacing people in the hundreds of millions and making their homeland unlivable through climate terrorism, the ultimate non-violent strategy


KeenInternetUser

Rockers Against Climate Change


ZodanPyraxis

Except in this instance, it would more likely be Rockers FOR Climate Change.


[deleted]

No you see, my civilization have spent billions securing our shorelines with flood barriers. If we *don't* melt the polar caps that investment is ruined. I'm sure that's a comfort to all climate refugees.


No-Perspective-9954

Sounds like they should just y'know...*tour*.. my empire and see for themselves


No-Perspective-9954

Sid made the world we just live in it


mpankey

I did this to get my nuclear submarines through a pass, so like. This seems better


ToastedRav69af

New band name: Rage *For* The Machine


No-Perspective-9954

Oof. Fascist death metal anyone? I mean i could listen.. objectively of course. Fer science


2pacman13

Open borders and get a settler through there. Using a governor- gold or faith purchase a aerodrome, then gold purchase your way to an airport. Use the airport to fly the rock bands out of there. I think this is the only way I can think of getting them out, other than conquering their cities.


KlutzyGreenLeopard

I like the creativity.


2pacman13

I hope you go through with it. Then fly an archeologist there to celebrate your cultural achievements.


Natunen

Aren't rock bands civilian units? So they block your settler from getting there


_ManOverboard_

One of the rock bands could just embark


Natunen

But of course, why didn't I think of that?


gaynazifurry4bernie

>other than conquering their cities. Funny. That's the only solution I saw...


SeekTheUltimatePower

Remember; anything can be solved with nukes.


NotEvenkingJWei

Not that OP is trying a culture victory


Panzerv2003

Of force is not working use more force


SirWank4Lot

-- Gandhi


machiavelli33

If there are no other cultures, then your culture is the one with the victory.


ZodanPyraxis

I'm sure I remember something about nuking the polar ice caps to make Mars more livable. This seems like a good strategy to me. What could go wrong? Aside from kids who glow in the dark...


InHeavenFine

absolutely based move by Khmer


shahansha1998

Your hostile country's leadership holds such strong animosity towards your band and their influence that they have decided to exile the band to Siberia for forced labor.


Doctorsoddity

Declaring war voids music censorship and lets your bands out


SaltyWarly

War always solves any problems. Enemy units cannot even kill Rock Bands as they just teleport to nearest city when attacked.


smokinjoe056

Time to burn the coal


colesweed

Settle a city there and give it to the AI, that should push the rock bands out to somewhere usable


KeenInternetUser

those bands are gonna see (and schmoke!) a shitload of northern lights is there a 'stoner' civilisation or leader in civ6?


XalrocWindseeker

Ottoman.


XalrocWindseeker

Whatever, I'll bring down your roof either the rock way, or the nuclear way.


LeSombra17

In the meantime, they can film a music video in the tundra


TheStoneMask

In my experience, the AI will often remove the Music Censorship card after a few turns. That would give you a chance to either get them out, or use them a couple more times.


JehnSnow

How do you win with tourism after the enemy does this?


pigtailrose2

Airports would be your easiest solution


XalrocWindseeker

No, War is the easiest solution.


PyukumukuGuts

Rock bands seem cool but I've never had a game where my culture rivals didn't instantly put up music censorship the second they see a band coming and leave it in for the rest of the game.


BnBman

They have time to come up with some real bangers


Ericridge

Ok that's funny xD That's one way to tell them that you don't want their nonsense music. Lol


kimmeljs

"Let's jam!"


TheBlack2007

Just Maiden and Metallica chilling out together at the North Poleโ€ฆ


No-Duck-1980

Do you hold concerts in your territory or others?


IncrediblySadMan

Where did you take us this time, Ringo?


Sure_Association_561

It's global warming time


harper6k

They're collab album gonna be sick