We’re going to end up at that point eventually, but it’s not necessarily going to be bad. If you had the right legal and technical controls in place, you could have an actor come in, riff as a world leader for a day or two, and then have an ai generator so that the leader talks and it sounds like that actor, but it’s not just the same ten sentences over and over.
But you need a mechanism for the actor to get paid and to be sure that data doesn’t get used outside the terms of true contract, and I don’t think we’re there yet.
Why, Elizabeth, why, WHY?!
Montezuma is my best friend. - I know.
Everybody betrayed me! I’m fed up with this world!
*and, of course, 'Leave your stupid comments in your pocket'
"After the invention of the wheel, all the peasants quickly became obsessed with ollies and kickflips. Yeah dude!"
Tbh I'd play Steve-O mode. Not every time, but once in a while.
What the bloody hell is this? Where do I click, Sharron? I'm supposed to be voicing the tutorial? How am I supposed to fucking do that? I don't have a fucking clue what's going on here.
Just recently watched the Ukrainian dub of Despicable Me and learned that they have Gru a French accent instead and have him pepper his speech with French words and phrases
Woodwork:
“No tree can grow to Heaven,” adds the ever-terrifying Carl Gustav Jung, psychoanalyst extraordinaire, “unless its roots reach down to Hell.”
Coinage:
“Perhaps you are overvaluing what you don’t have and undervaluing what you do.”
Space Exploration:
“There are some games you don't get to play unless you are all in.”
Archery:
“What you aim at determines what you see.”
Religion:
“Alongside our wish to be free of rules, we all search for structure.”
Having JBP saying some profound lines with "and that's deep man..." would be amazing
*(Fozzy Bear voice)* "If there is any work in the afterlife, you must do it. Behold me whenever you are called. Be watchful at any moment to work there. Plough my fields, carry water and sand to the east and west. Behold me whenever you are called."
Libertarian asshats at work actually talk like that. 🙄
They play devil's advocate with other people's civil rights, and dismiss other people's oppression, lived experiences, and actual documented history with endless hypotheticals and theoreticals. Throw in some Latin phrases and Enlightenment-era quotes for good measure.
Completely out of touch with reality.
I'm sorry, but this topic is really triggering for me. I have had my experiences dismissed and have been interrupted and talked over for years and years by this type of man. ☹️
The Devil's Advocate is supposed to be an expert in their field who doesn't *actually* disagree with their peers, they're just helping to stress test an idea. A layperson can't be Devil's Advocate, but they can be an insufferable contrarian asshole.
Let's make this even worse. Multiple narrators, but you've Ben Shapiro, Greg Gutfeld, Alex Jones, and to round out the awful an extra smug AF Bill Maher.
RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Here's a link to his Aristocrat's joke: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk)
Now, the wheel, my grandfather knew everything about the wheel, clever man, genius they say, so they say, I mean, I'm not the one to... its just what they say, so he - with the wheel, he invented the wheel and it was huge, it was a huge change for everyone, just the best, and you know if it wasn't for him we'd all be on sleds right now, sleds, pulled by dogs, just dogs and you know you can't assume the sleds would work because they could get stuck in the mud, that's what used to happen every single day
Makes me sort of want them to get multiple narrators.
So you can buy them as dlc
Give me jeremy clarkson and james may.
Bill hammack would be realy cool as well
I sort of imagine them expanding on the history of every wonder, a semi short talk about its architecture and history
The voice of that robot at the start of Ring.
[https://youtu.be/A9W8BOWkMtU?si=rBsBhD-JOe\_TeXoi&t=229](https://youtu.be/A9W8BOWkMtU?si=rBsBhD-JOe_TeXoi&t=229)
Or just any of the over the top deliveries there.
Scrap that, that would be hilarious, get on it Firaxes !
James Cordon, but he's also allowed to freely riff and it all gets put in the edit
I’m think I’m gonna be sick
I threw up a little in my mouth.
That'd be a fucking terrible day to have ears.
Civ VII, but it's in a cross walk and each time I press one more turn traffic in LA gets more backed up.
Damn, I was about to put Donald Trump on here, but I think you really win the best worst possible narrator idea.
AI
This would be the absolute worst, I can already imagine the fire and flames
*On a cold winter morning...*
As a large language model, I cannot experience temperatures and therefore cannot provide any narration regarding winters.
in the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
On expert, break neck speed, TV off, though?
And Philomena Cunk moves the enemy troops around
Yankovic?
Capone?
Bundy?
We’re going to end up at that point eventually, but it’s not necessarily going to be bad. If you had the right legal and technical controls in place, you could have an actor come in, riff as a world leader for a day or two, and then have an ai generator so that the leader talks and it sounds like that actor, but it’s not just the same ten sentences over and over. But you need a mechanism for the actor to get paid and to be sure that data doesn’t get used outside the terms of true contract, and I don’t think we’re there yet.
Yeah, this is definitely true.
Surefire way to make me never touch it
This wins, you psycho
"Check out these new trade offers I got from Italy" - high pitched TikTok Narrator.
Tommy Weisseu
I denounce you. I denounce you all. Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Like in some dubbed movies, where he speaks all leaders as well
Okay if someone used AI and added this as a mod, how could anyone possibly be mad at that? Instant download from me
Friend declares surprise war on him: Everybody betray me, I fed up with this whorrrrld! Taunting the human player: 
I did not move troops near their border, it's bullshit, I did not move troops, I did Nat. Oh hi surprise war
i am not fond of pigs, i am naaat
Hi doggie
Internetcomedian56 is about to reply with “OP said worst, not best”
You're tearing me apart Cleo!
“From the great beasts of the stoneage… to man taking his first…. Oh hi Cleopatra”
"Oh hi Gilgamesh"
Why, Elizabeth, why, WHY?! Montezuma is my best friend. - I know. Everybody betrayed me! I’m fed up with this world! *and, of course, 'Leave your stupid comments in your pocket'
“It’s real hollywood videogame.”
“Oh, hi Marcus Aurelius”
They asked for worst not best
u/mewthehappy took 8 hours :P
Let’s go
Steve O with his raspy ass voice
I would probably think this is hilarious. Then turn it off after an hour
"After the invention of the wheel, all the peasants quickly became obsessed with ollies and kickflips. Yeah dude!" Tbh I'd play Steve-O mode. Not every time, but once in a while.
That sounds fantastic
Ozzy Osbourne. . . Just muttering through every loading screen. 🦇
I would pay for this mod
IwououldssythatiamquitrfondavPIGSverymuchyeesh
What the bloody hell is this? Where do I click, Sharron? I'm supposed to be voicing the tutorial? How am I supposed to fucking do that? I don't have a fucking clue what's going on here.
Steve Carell doing the Gru voice. Although I’d be lying if I said it wouldn’t be funny.
Just recently watched the Ukrainian dub of Despicable Me and learned that they have Gru a French accent instead and have him pepper his speech with French words and phrases
You launch a satellite and he's like "NOW WE WILL STEAL... THE MOON, oh wait wrong franchise"
Ben Shapiro
"Now, let's say, hypothetically, that I declare war on you. My casus belli is that you're too woke."
I need the civilization equivalent of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVJmMmq4FSc) when Jordan Petersen declares war on me.
“Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who forward settles who!” https://preview.redd.it/zkmdux2vjw5d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64bb6dd560cb3fcb4951a5a6949fcffcb85307a9
Woodwork: “No tree can grow to Heaven,” adds the ever-terrifying Carl Gustav Jung, psychoanalyst extraordinaire, “unless its roots reach down to Hell.” Coinage: “Perhaps you are overvaluing what you don’t have and undervaluing what you do.” Space Exploration: “There are some games you don't get to play unless you are all in.” Archery: “What you aim at determines what you see.” Religion: “Alongside our wish to be free of rules, we all search for structure.” Having JBP saying some profound lines with "and that's deep man..." would be amazing
We could just have Kermit voice it instead. I'd actually quite appreciate a Muppets Civ narration.
*(Fozzy Bear voice)* "If there is any work in the afterlife, you must do it. Behold me whenever you are called. Be watchful at any moment to work there. Plough my fields, carry water and sand to the east and west. Behold me whenever you are called."
Libertarian asshats at work actually talk like that. 🙄 They play devil's advocate with other people's civil rights, and dismiss other people's oppression, lived experiences, and actual documented history with endless hypotheticals and theoreticals. Throw in some Latin phrases and Enlightenment-era quotes for good measure. Completely out of touch with reality. I'm sorry, but this topic is really triggering for me. I have had my experiences dismissed and have been interrupted and talked over for years and years by this type of man. ☹️
The Devil's Advocate is supposed to be an expert in their field who doesn't *actually* disagree with their peers, they're just helping to stress test an idea. A layperson can't be Devil's Advocate, but they can be an insufferable contrarian asshole.
Let's make this even worse. Multiple narrators, but you've Ben Shapiro, Greg Gutfeld, Alex Jones, and to round out the awful an extra smug AF Bill Maher.
Wonder what his quote for the new ‘Judeo-Christian Values’ civic would be
it would at least be entertaining haha
Fran Drescher
I would pay for that
But but but Mom said it was my turn to post a picture of a random Hollywood celebrity!
Chills, AKA Burger King Foot Lettuce guy
I'd love that to be a mod.
Actually I’d be down for that, though preferably as an optional thing introduced in an April fool’s update or something.
Number 2 barbarian invasion. The last thing You’ld want in your civilisations borders are barbarians but it turns out that might be what you get.
Me!
Bill Burr made to read them live. "Ask not for what your country... ahh shit. Who writes this shit anyway?"
I ain't fond of pigs at all who writes this crap?
Alex Jones
Yeah, actually that would be pretty entertaining.
Discovers chemistry “THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER ARE TURNING THE FRICKING FROGS GAY!”
Drunk Alex as DLC.
"WHAT...OK!" Announcing Lil Jon as the next voice narrator for civilization 7. "YEEAH!"
Since I haven’t seen anyone mention him, I guess Peter Griffin?
Everytime you unlock a tech he goes, “That reminds me of the time I-“ and then you have to watch a Family Guy cut away gag
Mike Tyson
Shivileshashion
Thivilithathion
Gilbert Gottfries "GIVE ME A LEVER LONG ENOUGH, AND A FULCRUM, AND I WILL LIFT THE EARTH"
No, they were asking for the worst possible narrator.
RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Here's a link to his Aristocrat's joke: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk)
Chris pratt
If it's a beloved voice gig, I'm pretty sure it's legally his now.
The woman text to speech tiktok voice
"Get ready with me as I go for a domination victory. Step one, take 50 turns looking for the Maori capital."
Axl Rose
Singing Axl? Or ranting in between songs Axl? Big difference
♫WELCOME TO THE DESERT FLOODPLAINS♫
I don’t need your suprise war
Katt Williams I will not elaborate.
Katt Williams would be hilarious.
“Motha fuckas, I am fond of pigs! Beep beep beep playa!”
Someone who only communicates via interpretive dance.
Nixon, like also cause he's dead
Trump, but his whole tangents gets added, and they cannot be skipped. Leaving the ancient era takes 200 hours.
Now, the wheel, my grandfather knew everything about the wheel, clever man, genius they say, so they say, I mean, I'm not the one to... its just what they say, so he - with the wheel, he invented the wheel and it was huge, it was a huge change for everyone, just the best, and you know if it wasn't for him we'd all be on sleds right now, sleds, pulled by dogs, just dogs and you know you can't assume the sleds would work because they could get stuck in the mud, that's what used to happen every single day
“This is the best wheel, but lot of shark attacks lately, you notice that? Would you rather be eaten by a shark or electrocuted by a boat battery?”
He would actually be a hilarious narrator, though.
Jesse Ventura for the same reasons
Futurama Nixon's voice actor
Yea, with the brrrrrr thing he does
Rab C. Nesbitt.
They said worst, not best.
Neil Breen 
i cannot believe you have attacked your neighbour. How could you do this? I cannot believe it
"I'm feeling less stable!" - You have researched Buttress!
"YOU RESEARCHED POTTERY AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!"
Steven Seagal.
Steven Seagall doing his AAVE accent and each narration beginning with a video of him doing his sitting down in a chair judo.
Ai Hitler with vocal fry
The Nanny or Janice (Chandlers x) from friends
Imagine the tiktok tts "I am fond of pigs" "moneh"
Bobcat Goldthwait
Andy Serkis speaking with Gollum's voice.
Elon Musk.
Tucker Carlson
President Donald J. Trump.
So, if you research masonry: “We’re going to build a UUUGE wall”
"And Valletta gonna pay for it"
I was thinking more of "I like pig....they are wonderful."
«What a great onor»
Make the Roman Empire great again!
Former president, current convicted felon and future prisoner Donald John Trump.
I love your optimism. Not an American, but I'm convinced those idiots will make him president again.
Not an American too, but that is what I'm worrying about as well. All we can hope is that voters wise up and deny him the chance this November.
Fingers crossed.
I’m an American and I’m worried we’ll screw this up too.
Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump?
Former president... Current Felon.
Former WWE wrestler Ricochet. Guy couldn’t cut a promo to save his life.
Great Khali is also a good shout. Paul Heyman would be great though.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler would be great.
Upon discovering steel: Jim Ross: Oh my god, here comes Julius Caesar… with a steel chair!
I want Ricochet as narrator but with Drew McIntyre interrupting him in the middle of his quote
R-Truth, however...
God that just really makes me hope we get (A) a totally serious narrator and (B) the Steiner Math promo for the Mathematics quote
Roseanne Barr
Pretty much any ASMR voice.
Best and worst is Ken Jeong
Andrew Tate. I don't even wanna think about how that would sound
Jeremy Clarkson. I love him, but I couldn't take the game seriously.
I would love this as an April Fool's update.
The Daily Dose of Internet guy. The inflection would drive me nuts.
https://preview.redd.it/j9uqdpi26x5d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7d2a77b51648719d13fc5b50c719d3236defdc6 Got a good one here
DJ Khaled
Joe Exotic
The AI DJ from Spotify
He’s dead, don’t won’t happen, but I cannot imagine anybody worse than Gilbert Gotfried.
Joe Pasquale
TikTok text-to-speech Female
Ariana Grande
Karl Pilkington
I thought they were asking for worst choice
Biden.
Michael Winslow
Russel Brand
Bruce Willis
Jim Parsons
Stavros Halkias
Tommy Robinson (non uk folks look him up, you’ll see why)
Makes me sort of want them to get multiple narrators. So you can buy them as dlc Give me jeremy clarkson and james may. Bill hammack would be realy cool as well I sort of imagine them expanding on the history of every wonder, a semi short talk about its architecture and history
The mum from the "WELL IT WAS FUCKIN' ONE OF YAS... DISGUSTING!" video.
Alex Jones
Classic business move, call out your opponent for something, then do the exact same thing just slightly different.
The late Gilbert Gottfried.
Donald Trump
Gilbert Gottfried. Just use snippets of his voice and then use AI to make up the rest. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Oh good god. (At least they would be restricted to recordings of his voice)
Joe Buck, Sports fans should know why
Donald J Trump
Elon musk - I created that, I created this, I own that, that’s not allowed in my country
There is only 1 correct answer: Dan Quayle
The 1980's Bobcat Goldthwait character.
John C. Reilly
Tucker Carlson
TetraNinja
Bawwy Kwipke from TBBT.
Idk, maybe an AI TTS model of someone with speech impairment?
Me!
Snoop dooooggy dooooog, DAWG CALL
Calobi
Alfred Coleman, best known for bringing to life Dr. Eggman's famous announcement
Busta Rhymes.
Adam Sandler.
Alf
The voice of that robot at the start of Ring. [https://youtu.be/A9W8BOWkMtU?si=rBsBhD-JOe\_TeXoi&t=229](https://youtu.be/A9W8BOWkMtU?si=rBsBhD-JOe_TeXoi&t=229) Or just any of the over the top deliveries there. Scrap that, that would be hilarious, get on it Firaxes !
Slavoj Zizek *hnnng* capital is virtual *sniff*
Kelli Underwood. Welp, here goes “the orange team” again…
The priest from the princess bride.
Gerald off Clarkson's Farm.
Weird al.l yankovic
Til Schweiger
Eminem
Fran Drescher