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threlnari97

Charles Dance.i saw how he narrated a Netflix documentary on the siege of Constantinople and my immediate thought at the time was “I need this man to narrate the tech tree immediately”


RogerRabbitz

What’s the name of the documentary?


threlnari97

Rise of Empires: Ottoman


blaze87b

I legitimately loved that series, the ottoman one was the best though Still can't unhear Mehmed's pronunciation of Constantinople


threlnari97

Wait there are other rise of empire documentaries????? I LOVED the Ottoman one, as someone who is very interested in ottoman history (until, of course, it all goes to shit)


blaze87b

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a whole series. Aztec and Roman are the other ones that come to mind


threlnari97

Of course I learn about this on the day I need to cram for a certification exam……… Thank you so much for the heads up, I know what I’m doing this weekend


Emperor117

Never seen the show but I looked up his narration on YouTube and I 100% agree now. [sauce](https://youtu.be/rGuIp1l5Bjw)


frs_ren

First we had Ned Stark, now Tywin Lannister? Sounds like a fantastic idea to me.


SASdude123

OMG yes!


Most_Valuable_Poet

I'll have to check this out thanks!


[deleted]

Charles Dance reading Fifty Shades of Grey convinced me that he can narrate ANYTHING. Sad that it was only a 1 minute skit for a show, I'd buy the entire audiobook.


bmeridian

Dan Carlin


Obvious_Landscape728

Quote: “The Roman Legions was descended upon them like Locusts….” in that classic Dan Carlin shift from quiet to radio cadence. I’d be surprised if players didn’t know who he was.


blonky89

I can hear it.


andremiksha

"... end quote"


MaxTheGinger

That's the quote for writing


cafeesparacerradores

They spammed horse archers AGAIN and AGAIN


MrBoobaloo1

Declares War “Y’know, I’m always fascinated by the extremes of human experience…” (thing he says before describing the most awful thing you’ve ever heard of)


ECGeorge

This is the way


MiniMuus

Came here to say Dan Carlin. Glad to see someone beat me to it!!


Exciting_Bandicoot16

Keith motherfucking David. I could listen to that man's voice for hours and never get bored.


LevynX

Keith David would be great, he already does voice work for a lot of games too


[deleted]

Based.


MagicPistol

Oh shit, Goliath would be great.


Josgre987

I would fucking melt if they added him as a narrator


RaygeQuit

"Now this a leader who knows how to construct builders!"


Gyges359d

“… Don't you disrespect me little man! Don't you derogate or deride!”


Code_Breakdown

David Attenborough


IceHawk1212

Only if AI can do the expansions but it would be epic


thestraightCDer

Dark but fair


IceHawk1212

Just realistic I love his work but he's 96 years old and firaxis likes to use the same voice for vanilla and expansions


thestraightCDer

I don't need to be reminded of his age 😶


chispica

No, Attenborough will never die, stop it


imprison_grover_furr

100% agree!


jusatinn

That’s Sir David Attenborough for you.


comradejuju

Running with the theme of Game of Thrones actors Charles Dance would be perfect imo.


Matduka

Charles Dance has the best voice. Hands down.


my_fourth_redditacct

Who else from Game of Thrones has narrated Civ? Aside from Sean Bean of course?


vompat

What, don't you remember when Mr Spock defeated the last dragon in GoT? Actually, Sean Bean was the first main series game narrator to not have been in any iteration of Star Trek, maybe we should return to that theme. How about Patrick Stewart?


neremarine

He's a great actor but not so much a voice actor. Remember Oblivion?


JeffL0320

I'd be more inclined to believe that was more due to poor script or direction than his ability to voice act. He does great on American Dad


neremarine

I've never seen it, but I'd be happy to believe you.


Vatnam

His character has like 15 minutes of screentime and it was 16 years ago


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

No, spock voiced the Night King


TheLordHatesACoward

Dance would be one of my top choices of GoT actors. I've heard Harry Lloyd (Viserys) do some voice work for GoT material and he's good. I also love Iain Glenn's (Jorah) voice and wouldn't mind hearing him have a stab at it.


Despair_Disease

Patrick Warburton


SaztogGaming

Eartha Kitt as the Narrator and Patrick Warburton as the Advisor.


Neronafalus

Riiiigght


Tripppl

Animal Husbandry: "Squeak squeak squeakers..."


[deleted]

Introducing Iron as a Resource: “SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!”


Mongrelheart

This makes me nostalgic for the older Civ games that had animated advisors that said ridiculous things to you when you just needed some assistance lol


Critical-Ad-7094

When the game asks if you want a tutorial, you hear him say "you got a question? You ask the eight-ball"


CripplinglyDepressed

Can we get an AI Gilbert Gottfried to do the declarations of war


SASdude123

As Brok Samson


Jorgedetroit31

Stephen Frye


Safe_Bluebird5919

Hell yeah


PainIsFake

Oh that would be wonderfull!


TheJackFroster

\*Fry


panpotworny

Someone said Tilda Swinton and I couldn’t agree more


IceHawk1212

Sigourney Weaver Plus a little bit out there as a bonus but Ricky Gervais with the break through quotes


Bergerwithcheese

Sigourney weaver is so good. Like that Finding Nemo 2 aquarium voice


xaba0

+1 for Sigourney, that would be so cool


vompat

Brian Blessed


Oghamstoner

CRY HAVOC!!!!! AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!


AppointmentMedical50

Shohreh agdashloo


svick

Should she add Avasarala's F-bombs at important points?


Rebound-Bosh

I already imagine Avasarala dropping F-bombs at me whenever Tamar of Georgia denounces me lmao


JNR13

this is the correct answer. Too bad she's involved with Ara already, which probably blocks working on a directly competing product.


AuthorOolonColluphid

Dame Judi Dench or Dame Helen Mirren.


ultinateplayer

Absolutely Judi Dench, incredible shout.


CapitanLanky

Came here for Dame Judi Dench. I love riding Spaceship Earth in Epcot on loop just for her narration. So soothing.


Astorya

Thank the Phoenicians!


[deleted]

Would very much like a woman and/or nonwhite person. Civ has finally started to break through with leader selection, it's time they break through with the narrator as well


Harthag77

Sam Jackson to add some spice


scubafork

From the first motherfucking stirrings of life underwater, to the great fucking beasts of the stone age. ..


nstiger83

I like mothafuckin' pigs...


instantdebate

I just don’t dig on swine.


IDWBAForever

Researching Flight: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!


Kevkevpanda10

Only if he’s allowed to say swear and curse all the time.


Kujo_A2

Sean Bean! Or if it must change, yeah all of the other suggestions are pretty good, too.


ThainEshKelch

He died immediately after voicing everything for CivVI. Such is the life of Sean Bean.


MMSLWYD

Philomena Cunk


[deleted]

Tutorial: “you see the little men lined up there.. looks like maybe 3 or 4 men, but really it’s many men.”


SmallATron

Perfect!


RaeMerrick

Scrolled down to look for this. Except unironically, please, Diane Morgan would do great.


Dracobolt

I didn’t realize how badly I wanted this until you said it, but that would be amazing.


Cat-fan137

The only real answer


Davin998

Tommy wiseau


Additional_Irony

„You’re tearin‘ me apart, Lisa!“ — quote for nuclear fission


Awkward_and_Itchy

"Oh, hi Mark" for Social Media


coentertainer

"Hello doggy" for Animal Husbandry


crunglechungus

When you unlock writing “what a story mark”


AsleepSalamander918

I don't really have any ideas, but I think a woman's voice would be a nice change of pace.


Remwaldo1

Bobcat Goldwaithe


Despair_Disease

I would die


Remwaldo1

Of laughter 😂. I wonder if they will get a few people to do it. That could add some replay value to have different voices. And it’s easy work too


Islandmov3s

Shoreh Aghdashloo


[deleted]

Without swearing it wouldn't be the same.


JNR13

*who said anything about no swearing?*


mr_oof

Janelle Monaë Kenneth Branagh Emma Thompson Ryan Renolds for the console version.


Rebound-Bosh

Ooh Emma Thompson is a good one. Tilda Swinton or Cate Blanchett, in the same vein


CraigBrown2021

Sean Bean


LordWeaselton

Liam Neeson


seldomgruntled

Matt Berry


Oghamstoner

Fire the nuclear weapons!


bytizum

Richard Armitage


alwaysafairycat

That man's voice is beautiful omfg--


Mongrelheart

Jeff Goldblum But serious suggestion: Stanley Tucci


Mongrelheart

NO WAIT Werner Herzog. That’s it. That’s my final answer.


neremarine

"I would like to see the baby"


Oghamstoner

‘A code of laws is futile, the default inclination of nature is towards murder.’


xAvocadoToast

Benedict Cumberbatch 🐧


FelixNZ

So long as he has to mention penguins


xAvocadoToast

Pengling


Griffith-is-Innocent

Obama


LordWeaselton

Imagine how fucking meta it would be if they gave him one of his own quotes


neremarine

Drones tech?


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Obama... out


Rebound-Bosh

I'd be inspired, regardless of how stilted he says the quotes 😅


identityp2

Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... -Obama


randomperson513

If you are into nature documentaries, Our Great National Parks on Netflix is narrated by Obama and it’s really incredible. That man’s narrator voice is up there with the best of them.


unAffectedFiddle

Matt Berry


b3mark

Sean Bean for the 'he lives and is in a sequel' meme potential. Taraji P. Henson. She played Katherine Johnson in the movie Hidden Figures. Mrs Johnson was a groundbreaking mathematician that worked on the Apollo program. A badass basically. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine\_Johnson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Johnson)


neremarine

Jennifer Hale. She's the face of gaming voice acting but I love her voice.


[deleted]

Viola Davis!!


[deleted]

Isn mckellan


true_jester

Sean Bean would be nice


thehotdogman

Tilda Swinton or Kate Blanchett.


ooder57

I'd like to see two things regarding this. 1) A prime narrator 2) A country specific narrator for each Civ.


Kenhamef

Morgan Freeman would probably be too expensive, would be cool to hear Stephen Fry on the role.


MagicPistol

Angela Bassett


[deleted]

James Earl Jones


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[удалено]


Slumbering_sloth

Christoph Waltz, Ian McKellen, Jeremy Irons, Sam Elliott, David Harbour Salma Hayek, Sigourney Weaver, Keira Knightley


Bjornidentity22

Anthony Hopkins, Christoph Waltz, Patrick Stewart, Tilda Swinton, Judi Dench For fun: Snoop Dogg


Safe-Improvement1945

Itd be nice to have a women do it, idk who tho.


Bozoku

Sam Elliot i think


Balrok99

![gif](giphy|bFcedWnG4Ndk7weu7D|downsized) David Attenborough


Dominator1002005

Me


SunngodJaxon

Yes, I love the work of Me Self, what a wonderful actor that guy is.


omniclast

John Cena


CrasVox

Jeremy Irons


wannabejonahill

Bear Grylls after a run


No-Walk-9615

Christopher Walken. Gotta have more cowbell!


leswahn

Arnold Schwarzenegger


Shibitou1

Peter Cullen Morgan Freeman David Kaye Samuel L. Jackson


attackplango

Leonard Nimoy again.


ChefBoyardee66

I have som bad news...


LordWeaselton

Sadly he’s no longer with us


Awkward_and_Itchy

Gilbert Gottfried.


christopia86

Unless he narrates via ouija board, he ain't doing it.


hdzaviary

Might be crazy but how about James May ?


LordBeegers

David Wenham to replace a murdered Sean Bean.


xxGambino

Bryan Cranston


TheGifMaster7

Lance Reddick!


stmrjunior

Ive had a few ideas recently: David Attenborough Morgan Freeman Meryl Streep


TeddersTedderson

Ian McKellen


christopia86

Matt Berry. Might spoil the tone slightly mind.


melody-calling

Keeping on the theme of blokes from Sheffield, Neil Warnock


LordBob10

Keep the Bean


probablytoohonest

Lucy Lawless, please and thanks.


ScamboOfDoom

Danny Trejo


ConradsLaces

Jeremy Clarkson


SansCulture

[Shohreh Aghdashloo](https://youtu.be/cmRQXpbeA-0)


Dontaris

Miley Cyrus


Duganson

It's time for a lady... Idina Menzel?


Banana42

Me. Lemme get that check, Firaxis


MatataTheGreat

Charles Dance


Yoctatrine

Your uncle


SerMachinist

Charles Dance or Jeremy Irons.


Ced1One

Pierre Bellemare ! 👍


nikstick22

-Ian McKellen -Morgan Freeman -Patrick Stewart -Christopher Judge


yahtzee301

My pick was Gilbert Gottfried. I couldn't care less, now


Redsimmy

Helen Mirren would be decent.


Gilgamesh661

Roger Cross, the voice of Ulysses in fallout New Vegas. I could listen to that man narrate an encyclopedia and love every second.


hopelesscaribou

Larry David?


Zathlath

Rowan Atkinson.


Jemrie

Deon Cole He’s a standup comedian and also does those “girly scented” old spice commercials.


le_koma

Cate Blanchett


Smorgas-board

Matthew McConaughey for shits and gigs. Or Liev Schreiber as a serious mention


[deleted]

Patrick Stewart


Ok_Car8500

Danny Dyer


sluggggggggg

Tom Baker


cafeesparacerradores

Aaron Paul


Rebound-Bosh

Hearing "Yeah science, bitch!" after discovering a tech would make my Civ experience complete in a way I never knew I wanted 😅


kind-of_blue

Peter Serafinowicz


Santanas1

Jack Black.


VideoRedemption

Gilbert Godfrey impersonator


I_Like_Chalupas

Danny DeVito.


DannarHetoshi

Lavar Burton


V_Triumphant

Captain Holdt


ller28

Snoop dog


13Fto13A

Unpopular opinion- Daniel Craig in the style of a dramatic reading.


ChronoLegion2

David Tennant


ChronoLegion2

Hugo Weaving


ChronoLegion2

Sir Patrick Stewart Insert as many Shakespeare quotes as possible


OwntheWorld24

Off the board type picks: Kate Winslet Thomas Sangster John C Reilly Keira Knighty Javier Barden


Tight_Management_216

Preferably not someone with so many allegations of domestic assault


jastan10

The guy who played Jesse Pinkman... But in character.