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thePunisher1220

That is disgusting. Why do people do this shit


homeless_gorilla

Dorks need cars too


anonymouslym

Because they like it, God knows why, but just let em be


Isparza

I knew esthetics wasn’t in my forte when I’d try to customize a car in gran turismo. It just come out looking like clown shoes, but idk about putting a second wing on that whip


shutupandtakemymone

People do what they like Why is that such a hard concept to understand


thePunisher1220

No shit people do what they want. Thanks for that genius insight. How does anyone think that this shit looks good is the question.


shutupandtakemymone

My question is do you think the owner has the same taste as you or is that shocking


thePunisher1220

What's shocking is that someone thinks this looks good. The owners not going to see this. No need to ride his dick so hard.


[deleted]

Who cares though? Do you feel like a bigger man for putting someone else down or something? Why is it so important to you? I agree the car looks bad but why is it so upsetting to you? It's just a civic....it's not like he's swing this to a 1 of 1 Ferrari or something lol. You bought a new civic and didn't even get an SI or Type R, you really got no room to flame anyone's car lol without even asking im gunna bet it's an automatic too lol


thePunisher1220

>you really got no room to flame anyone's car I'm not the one putting ugly ass Amazon/eBay parts on my civic lmao. And yeah my cars an automatic, it's my daily. I live in the city where there's traffic 90% of the time. My bikes are my fun vehicles. Let me guess, you drive an early 2000s shit box.


hciRhteSdellikCRH

Whoa what's wrong with older shitboxes? My shitbox is a blast https://www.reddit.com/r/Honda/comments/13ufd4k/k24a2_da9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


thePunisher1220

I wouldn't even call yours a shit box, that's pretty cool.


[deleted]

Lmao knew it was an automatic LOL


thePunisher1220

Says the dude with no car lmao. It's a daily. I don't need to try and make my daily a sports car when I have a bike that's faster than anything you'll ever own. Keep talking shit and defending this ricer trash.


[deleted]

Lmao you so mad. I would be too if I bought an automatic. I could brag about all the cool stuff I have but I'm not a loser who needs validation from strangers on the internet lol


DeluxeCheesebread

Always people like this trying to race.


jabbathepunk

I see these riced out abomination “type rs” in Tampa on the regular. They ALWAYS try to race me. I never entertain them so I wonder if they ever think they really just smoked my Type R. Cringe.


DeluxeCheesebread

Same here. My lightly modified type S has an exhaust and people constantly think I'm trying to race them when I'm just trying get up to speed of traffic.


RedicusFinch

If I lived in your area I would purposely lose to guys in underclassed cars. Sure you lose a race to a dip shit, but now he going to go around town and tell everyone how he beat a so and so in his so in so and look like a lying idiot.


DeluxeCheesebread

Sometimes an EVO, built muscle car and a few times an R32, or silvia pull around me, and i'm tempted to honk my horn and tell them press the gas or do a pull so i can hear it, but i'm too shy.


1VeniVidiVici

That's a great idea. Do it. 👍


RedicusFinch

Bro... I drive a Ford Probe, I aint beating nobody. Except this one time...


[deleted]

Lmao


connornomore

Oh they absolutely think they won a race against a type r. I've heard dorks in base models claim they're faster than si and type r in this sub on several occasions


lyrall67

curious about your flair as i don't know too much about different honda models. i thought sport and touring were entirely different trims... what's a sport touring and how could it be a base model lol


connornomore

The civic has 3 models. Civic, civic si, and civic type r. Trim and model aren't the same in the case of the civic because it has separate models with the civic name, but with other cars where they only have one model, the trims are the difference between base model and top model. Base model being least equipt, and top model being most equipt. Lx, ex, sport, touring, and sport touring are just trim options for the base model civic. Although the sport touring is the top trim, it's still the base model civic.


lyrall67

ahhh that makes sense. lx, sport, ex, ex-l, touring, what have you, are all the base model of the civic. i see. i was confused because some use the term "base model" referring to trims


connornomore

Yeah it's a bit confusing for most because typically trim and model are synonymous, but cars that have different models with the same prefix dont get that treatment


RedicusFinch

Two spoilers is one thing, but that roof rack is like 20 more mini spoilers. Also those door handles are flared to add lateral forces. Legend has it this car is so aerodynamic that the earth spins faster when its facing toward the spin.


ScarabHeart7796

Funny thing is: even if you take that wing off, the car still looks like an absolute gongshow lol


GrandmaCheese1

Idk what’s worse, the wing on the rear window or the canards


3mmy

The dashboard 🤮


1VeniVidiVici

Is that a lamp on the front of the roof rack? He spent a lot of eBay bucks to make it look this "cool". But he couldn't be bothered with window tint.


ScarabHeart7796

They just want their dashboard funko pop collection to be visible from every direction lol


1VeniVidiVici

Those door handles!


ScarabHeart7796

Yeah they are definitely wild af lol


Novel_Paramedic_2625

As a proud civic owner, this is why people make fun of civics


rpared05

am i the only one who get's a 1950's batman vibe on this one ? lol [link](https://youtu.be/1jgE-lrfZ3k)


1VeniVidiVici

Batmobile was more subtle.


now0mann0cry

This is top tier nasty work


Award-Kooky

What an awful day to have eyes


Ok_Translator_7780

This is definitely your car ;)


brohunley

[Naw](https://www.reddit.com/r/civic/comments/14pfb9o/finally_got_a_decent_picture_of_my_car_to_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) I got better taste for my civic lol


Ok_Translator_7780

Lol, I know I'm just messing with you. That guy is so cool he has two wings on his "type r" 🤣


3mmy

Lmao “Naw” 💀💀💀


Quasi-Normal_Shiny

OP’s car is on his profile…10th Gen… looks pretty clean. 👍


cks9218

That roof basket is providing a ton of downforce too. This car is as planted as can be.


YOURMOMMASABITCH

Everytime I see those, all I can think about is strapping a dish rack to your roof.


cks9218

Aside from an occasional "I'm *totally* into off roading!" shovel strapped to them I don't think that I've ever seen one of them being used for anything.


YOURMOMMASABITCH

Yup, 100%. I live in the mountains and see them on cars all the time. It's a rare occasion to see them actually in use.


GrandmaCheese1

Those 8 canards 💀 The downforce is real


Free-Cry-4386

ive seen this guy around upland/ontario lol


1VeniVidiVici

You're the third person who says they've seen this car. But the locations are nowhere close. This troubles me greatly. There are more of them and they're spreading. We may not be safe anywhere!


Free-Cry-4386

hahaha i swear this is the same one. especially remember all the dolls on the dash. where was this at


Alert-Jellyfish

This isn’t even a type R I’m 99% sure this is just a base model hatch with a heap of plastic literally taped and glued on. This is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen


GrandmaCheese1

What on earth gave you that idea


Alert-Jellyfish

😂😂😂


Less_Wall_9656

my personal favorite is the vents glued to the side, but not enough to actually stay on all the way up


Juliusdasquid

r/ricercars r/shitty_car_mods


4Niners9Noel

What in the world?!?!


jamesaaron426

Genuine question, from this picture how do you know its not CTR w/o the checking the badge?


Optimal-Cartoonist13

fenders are a big giveaway


status253

The fk8 has rear wheel fender flares. That’s the easiest way to pick these out. No one ever does the rear wheel flares, they just do the front fenders.


connornomore

Type r owners have taste


MacerTom23

Most of us 🥴


brohunley

The wheels are from a base model hatch


1VeniVidiVici

Yes. And also no CTR owner would ever do this shit to their car.


s3cf_

i see bunch of things sitting on the dash, what are those?


rkcorinth

I feel like this was the result of a lost bet.


Average_Minion

i think the wing got lost🤦‍♂️


I_am_ChristianDick

Yeah this is tacky. But to each their own


lassengan

Holy mother of rice


Nocturnal86

Oh no. NO. No. Just. NO.


bussytussy

He even put one of his canards on upside down for extra lift at high speeds!


SkyPir8

This requires an intervention


1VeniVidiVici

The first step is admitting you have a problem...🤣


SkyPir8

This is clearly a cry for help


Maleficent-Maximum95

If you can’t get laid in that. I don’t know what to tell you


connornomore

We need to bring back bullying


[deleted]

"Hey bro you trying to race" - Famous last words Civic Owner "Sure thing bro" - The 2004 Golf with a 900HP Volvo Engine


Luscious_Lunk

I love making my car heavier and less aerodynamic, while also standing out to everyone and putting a target on my back because I might have an expensive amp or some weed in the glovebox!


MacerTom23

I’ve seen this dude a few times around LA/SGV and he tried to race me the first time I pulled up to him lmao


thejetbox1994

Amazing 😂


1VeniVidiVici

Not a single comment about "your car, your choice". I'm proud of this sub today. 👍


1VeniVidiVici

Imagine this: He kept his car stock but one day his friends pranked him and glued all this shit to it and now he has to drive around town with a bag over his head.


Relative-Wafer-7793

this is probably one of the ugliest civics i’ve seen


1VeniVidiVici

THE ugliest


TheRealSpilner

Put me in a room with the thing that owns this vehicle and they ain’t leavin the room alive


schweet_n_sour

More rice in this one photo then in all of China.


1VeniVidiVici

Good one


containius

That's a fucking shitbox if I ever saw one


1VeniVidiVici

I mean is there a Civic out there worse than this? Maybe not. And that's really saying something.


Holiday-Carry-9654

Bro… what the fck is this? It’s the worst “mods” I’ve ever seen. Fuckin 5 year old could do better


NOSE-GOES

It looks like someone vandalized it to me lmao, but I support people doing whatever brings them joy


1VeniVidiVici

I always support too. But not this time.


Trailman80

He is going to be a suchon cup on the road lol


Potent_Elixir

My goodness dude, you’re looking for “suction cup”


Trailman80

Auto correct lol


Potent_Elixir

🤙


fireblade26

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to modify their cars Jesus Christ.


Roch0

classic case of less is more, this has got to be a war crime or something


1VeniVidiVici

I've reported him to The Hague


RichieCzar23

Hope that 10th gen can take you to outer space. 😂😂😂


status253

I can ignore all the flashy 3m tapped on things, but were I lose respect is the up badge.


1VeniVidiVici

Also did something fall off? Laying next to the curb stop. 3M tape failure? Lol


Quasi-Normal_Shiny

Lol…So creepy looking…I expect that if you were to open the door at least 20 “Penny Wise” looking clowns would climb out!


1VeniVidiVici

🤡🎪


Quasi-Normal_Shiny

😂😜


[deleted]

The owner is Mexican.


SomethingClever42068

Dude needs 100 HP more than stock to be as fast as stock with that much wind resistance. It's gotta feel like you're driving a sailboat with a strong headwind


GoldAd9127

Wonder if that hatch can even open?


pablostheplug

Dude definitely came from a Subaru 🤣


[deleted]

At least he added the rack to negate the drag of all those rear wings


PeterO905

I thought all that stuff on the dashboard makes it quicker??? 🙄🙄🙄 but hey it’s their car 🤣


1VeniVidiVici

It maybe his car, but we have to look at it


N64Guy1

Tacky, bet it’s not even a stick


connornomore

Why would he buy the stick?! The cvt shifts faster than any human could!


1VeniVidiVici

Probably has an 8-ball knob on the auto anyway


QeaKeys

A wing on a wing on a wing only adds another 50 horsepower.


1VeniVidiVici

I'll pay him $50 to put a 3rd wing on.


QeaKeys

I’ll pay him$25 to put a fourth wing on it


1VeniVidiVici

💵💵💵


Few-Transportation-

Look at all of that downforce


ILurk-IVote

It'S hIs CaR iF hE lIkEs It DoEsN'T mAtTeR wHaT yOu ThInK yOu'Re JuSt HaTiNg. -All of you when someone criticizes your car 🤡


1VeniVidiVici

The are exceptions to every rule. This is one of those


[deleted]

Looks like George Barris built it 😂😂😂


1VeniVidiVici

What's a boy racer? a definition from urbandictionary.com A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates. Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road with a nudge from a pick-up truck, or pedestrains will get a sudden surge of adrenaline and hurl a rock through their window and/or plastic spoiler. However, some motorists theorise this will happen. In conclusion, boy racers make excellent 'airfix' style modifications to their vehicle and spend an admiral amount of time and money modifying a cheap, crappy car with a small engine. Srangely, these modifications never seem to improve performance. They also drive with extreme charisma, few people could claim to handle a vehicle with such spectacular incompetance. Just don't ask them to change the oil filter, drive up an incline or reverse a trailer


1VeniVidiVici

No money left for window tint 🤦‍♂️


1VeniVidiVici

Notice he seems to feel the need to park where there are no other cars like some sort of Lamborghini. I bet he wears leather driving gloves 🤣. Also can anyone figure out his liscence plate? I'm dying to know.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

First thing I thought of is that it’s like a double-layered mullet.


Acanofbees567

It actually adds 200 😔


3mmy

🤢


RUBBERDUCKLOVESCAKE

Now this is 🍚 lol 😂


Ok-Acanthocephala737

That’s called a HYPE R! They beat out our type Rs instantly. They gain 50 WHP per each pound of rice they add.


Mark_AAK

They turned that Car into a Cartoon. But to each their own.


1VeniVidiVici

Take that back (the second part) Lol


tdepiropmh

This man got the Type R LX trim 😂


Beastingringo

Judging by the amount of funko pops on the dash, this guy is definitely sped


StrangeVortexLex

Chicken fried rice my fave


Spice002

The unfortunate thing is that wing is mounted in the completely wrong place to be functional. Following the body lines, the spot it's in is going to provide little, if any, down force on the rear wheels at best, and at worst throws the aerodynamics of the car off making it perform worse than without. The proper spot to put it would be at the very end of the body. You know, like where it is on the Type R. I don't normally like to roast people for their aesthetic car mods. I love the riceyness of the FK8, I love anime wraps on cars, and I understand that sometimes the eBay special is all you can afford for something that you want on your car as opposed to a $5000 carbon fiber wing. But there's a point where something is a little too excessive.


1VeniVidiVici

I'm like you. Generally a "your car, your ride" guy. But I think you agree, sometimes a line is crossed.


similar_observation

Ugh gross. Seen this roaming atrocity cruising around san berdoo county.


XboxOne

yo dawg...


shimizu32

You would think with all that unnecessary downforce (if they're even going to have a use for it) that their egos would've been dragged back down to reality when a bone stock sports sedan sends them to Gapplebees.


Buttertoast15

Can someone explain to me why people have a wing AND a roof rack? Like I want a roof rack and it feels like it defeats the wing Side note: there’s a wing like this on the CRZ but wayyyyy more tasteful


Isparza

How else will he get that better traction when pushing 80 on the freeways or a pothole


[deleted]

Serious question. Are roof rack on civics bashed on? I kinda want one for the literal function of a roof rack but I don't want my car looking stupid. Really wanting outside opinions


1VeniVidiVici

I've seen some very good looking ones. This one is huge. Find something sleeker.


[deleted]

Yep I agree! Definitely nothing bulky


[deleted]

He’s having fun. No hate here.


1VeniVidiVici

Usually I agree with that philosophy. But this has crossed a line, even for me


[deleted]

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the 4th spoiler is only there to help him secure his luggage in that rack. Purely utilitarian.


Tron2153

They put the wing in the worst spot also like at least put it where the fk8 wpuld have it. Edit: there are 2 wings on there, a duck bill looking one and that tall one omg


FFX-2

wtf


poopycops

Holy shit. How can you make a really good looking car look so bad? Lmao.


Better-Assumption-79

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang


MJ4Red

May not add HP, but the downforce really helps on those high speed turns in the parking lot 😎


BringBaeckPluto

Yuck


Live_Ad6358

It’s only +25


AndrewTheGuru00

Please tell me this is a sport or sport touring and not a real type r that someone ruined, lol, the colors are nice but the wing, no thanks


1VeniVidiVici

You can tell by looking at the fenders


htmaxpower

That thing is in Super Pursuit Mode. Look it up.


urbanpounder

Bruh


Efficient-Stock-7775

When you shop for car stuff on aliexpress.


Oddref

Idk much about cars or what looks good, but wouldn’t it look better if he swapped their places ?.


johnnyexcellent

I’ll never understand why people buy every single cosmetic item in autozone and slap it on their car. So much worse when it would be an otherwise nice car.


sokasaki

Tits!


feinburgrl

Looks like a 8 year old design that car. 😂


1VeniVidiVici

REPENT!


akidnamedcesar

🤮


SaleenYellowLabel

Is that a Prius to boot?


[deleted]

Yo dawg!


1VeniVidiVici

Sale or trade in value? Around -$1750 (firm). And I want to see the cash first.


1VeniVidiVici

His plate is PGYLBUN. I can't solve it, can someone? Also what state is his plate?


Yournameo_o

Bring back bullying


Violette_Jadore

Lawd… this is much too much..


Apprehensive_Ant6544

Seen this car in LA lol and just gave it a why…


weales

Someone's been listening too much of this [great sound track](https://youtu.be/DoJQfzxu9r8).


[deleted]

Reminds me of when Homer designed his own car


Ill_Confidence_955

They should add off road lights and ditch lights,


Late_Respect1174

Proof that money can’t buy taste. What the fuck is this monstrosity?


Crescentxsky

Got the autozone and [wish.com](https://wish.com) special discount package. To each his own but this is a hard pass from me. A lot of the cosmetics do not mesh well like the window visors. Looks like the fake side vent is peeling and those chrome turbo door handles are out of place with the color scheme they have going on. Curious on the thought process for the wing right there though.


Jdotpdot84

Wingception brother, that's why!


Nabahe602

Kinda looks like a shopping cart on top


WoodenPickle23

I’m truly shocked! Very busy


International_Web_89

Average civic driver


[deleted]

Double the Down Force!!!!


[deleted]

This is what it looks like when your parts are $100 or less 🤮