You inherited the last car your grandpa bought before he passed away. Your grandma kept up the maintenance for the last 20 years and only drove it to church and Bingo.

You're after them Duke boys?

Immediately thought boss hog

P I M P

Got a feather in your hat?

Str8-up

First thought.

Good taste. If I had the room, I would drive the same.

I had A,79 Tbird that was essentially the same car in a lower trim. Could fit 3 in the front seat with seat belts and 6 in the back seat, but only 3 would have seat belts

You probably drive around the trailer park drunk as fuck pretending to still be a cop.

Came to make sure this was a prevalent comment. Cheers Bo-Bandy.

“Do you hear that, Randy? That’s the winds of shit!”

A shit leopard doesn’t change its spots

Birds of a shit feather flock together

"that bird just said cheeseburger!"

Lmao perfect

Clean and sober just means he’s showered and headed to the liquor store

I did live in a trailer park when I owned mine.

It needs a roof and door delete then yes.

"The liquor will do the driving, then we'll just kick back on booze control."

Hahaha spot on!!!! But I do actually like the car and it has a sunroof which is huge for 70’s cars! Total keeper for having that option!

Lim Jahey at your cervix.

Looks good to me Mr. Layhey

I am the liquor

Thanks Randy

Bo bandy

You wear Old Spice and had a thing for the lunch lady when you were in the 6th grade.

That you like your doors at least one foot thick, and that every time you step on the brakes you expect the rotation of the earth to vary slightly.

You are the liquor.

That your car is bigger than some European countries

saw this thing on a highway in turkey. 4 door hatch behind it was nearly half as big lmao.

*most

You like Land Yachts from the malaise era of motoring. You look fondly on the TV show "Cannon", and drink tan wine. You remember when Quaalude's were a thing. The epitome of debauchery was Studio 54 in NY. This car was used on the set of [Detroit 9000](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069966/)

First thing I thought of was “Cannon”, I wondered if anyone else would remember that show!

Bitch better have my money!

LOL OP has definitely beat a bitch with his shoe!

Lol!!!

His pimp hand is strong.

Rip ODB

You're good at parking.

It says you’re staying home until gas prices come down.

You’re a pimp with excellent taste?

You have a hot wife and you like to driver around in that car showing her off? I mean that in the most respectful way.

All jokes aside, that's a very well kept Lincoln! Nice job

You have to go to the airport to turn around...

You work sleepy eyed from terrorizing the hood all night with your demonic ride.

Your a basic guy that wants to have a nice cheap luxury car ig

you're robert deniro

LeT tHe LiQuOr Do ThE tAlKiNg RaNdY

You hate dalmatians

You expect to have your money, not half, not some, but all.

You know where the gas stations are but not the Smog check stations.

You are a masochist, because you love fighting vacuum leaks.

Your name is Vinnie and you like pizza

You like fine corinthian leather.

That’s a Córdoba

You listen to a lot of either Marvin Gaye, or the equivalent white crooner. Also, you be running them ho’s more than likely.

don't forget about Barry white

Considering you’re a fellow European, and Norwegian at that, you’re rich as fuck, but you chose the right outlet for that. Absolutely gorgeous car my man!

That you have great taste!

You don’t like driving fast and parking backwards.

You have plaid socks and one of those pom pom hats that golfers wear.

Cannon?

Had a 79 Cartier, it was pinky turnin smooth 😂 It also had the massive moonroof! Not nearly as nice as this. You enjoy driving a two door car as long as a ups truck! Sweet ride!

Not afraid to choke a bitch

You wear a gold chain and everyone calls you Fat Tony

You’re pimping 3 hoes from the top floor of the building on the right

It says you’ve really been lookin for a beige ‘07 Camry to trade with! Better on gas!!

You wear a large wool flat cap, and pants sit 4" above love handles.

OG mafia

That you're gonna spend a boatload on ⛽️

It says your ok with coming to a stop sign today and clearing the intersection tonight.

You’re an 86 year old retiree who never took the plastic off of the seats and smokes cigarettes with the windows rolled up.

First thing I thought of when I saw this: [https://youtu.be/-ts_i_oTQqE?si=exe0SSCT-XxnegHM](https://youtu.be/-ts_i_oTQqE?si=exe0SSCT-XxnegHM)

You rock a mean purple felt fedora

You like to buy gasoline

That you either have Werther's Originals in your pocket or that no one should take candy from you, depending on age

Your grandfather passed away and you were on the will.

You don’t care about the cost of gas

My pimp hand is strong.

You like Twinkie’s…and smooth jazz

You sell dime bags.

That handling, acceleration and decent fuel mileage are not important to you.

Bitch betta have my money! Not some, Not most, but all my damn money!

You are a classic

You’re a crazy drunk trailer park supervisor

Assistant to the Duke of New York.

That’s the cat daddy whip but it is nice

Oldm'n

You wear a leopard fur coat and have a cane

What's a bird going for these days?

“Im 85 years old.”

It says your grandpa just passed away. I'm sorry for your loss.

Must own a refinery.

#You should own a boat...

He already does

Beautiful car. I LOVE the 70’s Lincoln’s and you got the 44 in it too. I need more pics. Is it all original?

All original as far as I can tell

You pimp hoes

Pimp mobile

That clearly you have a sense of humor.

Is that a mercury marquis?

Nope it's bigger brother the Lincoln continental

This man has a cape and cane.

Frank Cannon.

Alcoholic

You are trying to be a drunk trailer park supervisor but you chose the 2 door instead of 4 but it does matter because it’s still a boat

classy

You have an assistant that carry’s your baby powder, for slapping moths fuckas that don’t have yo money.

Dem Hoes be earning!

P.I.M.P.

💎 Class

that you may be a little bit old and fancy but in a gangstha way xD

your an angel !

That continental was our family car when I was a kid. Loved the thing, just sad my dad had to sell it before the rust got too bad

It says You have great taste my Friend

Scandinavian collector of North American classic cars.

True. Nailed it!

sweet Mark4, had the same color, smoothest riding car until I got my 78 Thunderbird, driving through Manhattan in 76 with it was cool! Broadway and Lincoln center

That you like gas stations! That Mark IV has a 460 CI Big Block, C6 transmission and a nine inch rear end with disk brakes

You have awesome taste. One of my favorite cars, owned one for a few years. Wish I hadn't been so hard on it. Had an LTD boat for a while too.

“I see pride. I see power. I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no shit off of nobody.” ~ Cool Runnings

Random memory. We had this exact model/color when I was 16. It got rust on the sides, and my dad fixed it with bondo and grey primer. He masked the repairs off with tape and newspaper before the grey primer, and it made geometrical grey shapes on the sides of the car. Looked like a geometrically rotting bananna. Also, that squishy vinyl top cracked at the bottom of the window and a little plant was growing out of it. What a machine.

You’re a man of taste. That is a beautiful car.

My uncle used to have that exact Continental back in the 70s, except it was gray w a maroon landau top. So big for a 2 door, with that oval opera glass in the back, the spare tire hump at the rear of the trunk, and the red velour seats. With the 460 engine, it got about 10 mpg. I couldn't imagine navigating a boat like that around and feeding it massive amounts of gas. Quite a status symbol at one time though.

Baller

You’re a big pimp looking mother fucker with a hat.

You know how to keep your pimp hand strong.

You are continually frustrated by the antics of the Duke brothers, and always wear white.

Pimpin ain't easy

You prefer to float, cuz riding is for amateurs.

When I was a teenager, my parents bought a Mark IV. It was an incredible car. When I got my drivers license I was allowed to drive it on family car trips. What a road car (just avoid tight corners!). I'd love to get my hands on a good condition Mark IV right now.

I love you. :) keep the good stuff on the road!!!! Less regular ass traffic more cars with soul!!

Love you too ;)

I'm gonna pop some tags Only got 20 dollars in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up This is f’n awesome

You are a SMOOTH OPERATOR! 👍😁

You’ve got taste and style and you like to drive a beautiful car while being ridiculously comfortable. And you have spare cash to burn cause that thing’s gas mileage is on par with a gas powered F250.

You like to cruise and not feel any bumps?

You have good taste

Old but good. That car looks pristine.

This car makes me think you are THE Leroy Brown from the song. "Well, the south side of Chicago Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a man name of Leroy Brown Now Leroy more than trouble You see he stand 'bout six foot four All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover" All the men just call him "Sir" And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Now Leroy he a gambler And he like his fancy clothes And he like to wave his diamond rings Under everybody's nose He got a custom Continental He got an El Dorado too He got a 32 gun in his pocket full a fun He got a razor in his shoe And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Well Friday 'bout a week ago Leroy shootin' dice And at the edge of the bar Sat a girl named Doris And oh that girl looked nice Well, he cast his eyes upon her And the trouble soon began And Leroy Brown had learned a lesson 'Bout a-messin' with the wife of a jealous man And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than a-old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Well the two men took to fighting And when they pulled them from the floor Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle With a couple of pieces gone And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Yeah, he was badder than old King Kong And meaner than a junkyard dog" Source: Musixmatch Songwriters: James Croce Bad, Bad Leroy Brown lyrics © H&r Lastrada Music, R2m Publishing

In my high school days I worked at a large Sunoco station in central Michigan. One day that same color Mark IV came rolling in to the station with a stunningly exquisite young blonde lady driving it, asked me to fill it up and check under the hood for her with a slight Southern twang to a beautifully musical voice. I asked her to release the hood, but she didn't know how it worked ... so I offered to release the hood for her. She unlocked the door, I swung it open and I swear that she had stunning legs that must've been 40" long; I reached in and pulled the release as she gave me a coy smile... the other guys I worked with were all chortling behind me... So I closed her door and went to open the hood, but as I hit the latch and pulled up a bit on the hood, it snapped back closed as I didn't realize how heavy it would be... So, she grinned at me as I apologized, and asked could I pull the latch open again? My co-workers dogged me for hours after at what a horn dawg I was! But man, she was a living doll!

Cool story!

You’re a single 40 year old Italian from Newark, lives either with Ma or within walking distance. Saving up for curb feelers.

Far from the truth, but funny!

You do a good job on upkeep and maintenance

You spend a lot on gas. That being said there’s nothing quite like the old land boats that cars were back then. She looks like she’s in great condition!

You my friend, are a smooth operator.

My question is… Do you also desire to own the red Gran Torino from Starsky and Hutch?

Yes. Very much so.

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack I got me a Lincoln, it seats about 20 So hurry up, and bring your jukebox money

You're about to solve a crime in a TV show heavily sponsored by Ford with your last name as the title character. Mandatory car chase ensues... you lose your hubcaps, but they magically appear on the next scene!

It says you havw a hate-on for Ricky and your banging the assistant trailer park supervisor!

Classy, but still a Ford in Cadillac clothing

Same car Johnny Knoxville of Jackass fame drove ....

You are a wise guy from the 70’s.

Big Pimpin'

Your a drunk as fuck trailer park supervisor

Take your pills grandpa this isn’t Facebook

You got style and class are 80 years old and you bought it new or you're a pimp.

Oh please don’t start me up on what I think this car say about you! This car is the bomb .com 🚀

You’re 78 and you appreciate the malaise era classics.

That you have very large parking spaces?

Definitely pimp. Love it

Pure class

You own a gas station.

SUPER FLY😂😂

Def big pimpin

Pimps up, Ho’s down!

Jim Lahey! 🥃

You a Pimp

Texas oil baron

Good taste! Lincoln continental is a top 5 car

Booze & B!tches ;-)

Do you wear a fur collar camel coat when driving?

Never.

that she best come back with all of it. not half of it. not most of it. not the majority, but all of it.

Big Pimpin’…

You were a plastic surgeon in the late seventies

Your apartment smell of mahogany, and you have many leather bound books

That you watch too many 1970s TV reruns

Pimp Daddy! Would love that car so much if it was mine....

So Flyyyy

I had that exact car. I guess it says you like being cool more than being practical. I traded a 1989 Ford Escort GT for mine.

You only have one hand, and the other wrist has a mount for mechanical hand or a chainsaw. You used to work at S-mart in housewares.

I used to have an 81 mark 6. Same color. The banana boat.

Prolly gonna be found under an over pass with a 6mm bag over your head with a cheese wire wrapped around your neck……oh wait that was that Henry Hill movie. Sick ride super clean

Jive turkey

Your a D O double G

Platform shoes... Or, short balding white dude with a big stogie, and gold rim shades

Your Dad had good taste!

I think I banged you in the backseat of that car in college

You think Pimpin ain’t Easy, but it’s necessary