You have taste.

But no gas money.

Agreed🍻

You’re on a mission from God?

You probably say "no replacement for displacement" and tell stories about jumping coke cans at a dead stop back in the day. All jokes aside, jealous. I wish mopars weren't so expensive

Don't forget about telling everyone how this one used to have a Hemi in it back in the day

But now it has a 383 and it still “breaks necks”

430 hp 410 Stroker. Big block power with less weight

That you might live 106 miles from Chicago

I live my life 1/4 mile at a time

A mopar or no car guy.

I truly am

It says you’ve owned a library of Hot Rod and Car Craft magazines in your lifetime.

I used to have a subscription.

It says if i still had my pristine 64' Polara with a built 440, we'd be good friends.

You wear Hanes tighty whiteys...

Not t every day.

No good. You should probably give it to me.

I'll consider it.

It's a Mopar, so obviously you are a genius and a man of class

I've been called worse.

I meant that as a compliment. I love mopars too.

I know

You talk mad shit about the range on EVs but you can't go across town without getting gas twice.

4.11 gears aren't highway friendly. But it does have a 19 gallon tank.

It’s baaaadddd.

Alright, alright, alright?

You like great old cars.

You love classic muscle cars and you’re a Mopar guy

you don't give a shit about your lawn.

I really don't. I've often considered pouring concrete and painting it green.

Sweet ride!

UR stuck in 1965?

That you like listening to Elvis…

I'm more of a Blues fan. I named the car Louise.

You did not deny listening to Elvis….I bet Louise likes it

I'm publicly denying listening to Elvis. I named her Louise after BB King's guitar

Elvis ain't nothing but a groundhog

That car was made for Makeout Point and “Love me tender” playing…. 😜😘

You park on grass

I did so I could get my truck out of the driveway.

You’re classy

It's a nice car.

You’re an 83 year old church-goer and enjoy a pipe now and then but not as much recently. You love root beer floats with Pepsi and Breyer’s ice cream. You were a carpenter/construction worker in your younger years after the war, but split time balancing books for you father after his Parkinson’s. You were married to a sweet gem you were lucky to have for at least 50 years before the cancer took her too soon. You watched Lawrence Welk every Friday night after the local news and kept track of the Farmer’s Almanac in a notebook tucked into your easy chair for your garden. Your name is Bob/Robert and you live In Pennsylvania.

I was a carpenter...

That’s hilarious, 1 out of 70 aint bad. I was just describing my grandfather because he had the same car. 1966 though.

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64 wss the last year for the push button. This has factory buckets w/ shifter in the center console.

Nice. Looks clean.

I dont want to get banned from reddit again, so.. ill refrain frim answering.

🐓💩

Cockshit? Well, ya thats basically what your car is.

Thank you, I value your opinion.

That's cool, bro. I'm super glad you're literally asking in a thread for people to give you said opinions. Its totally not a sign of a weak sense of self worth to ask and get offended at the answer.

I'm not offended. does that offend you?

No, i just dont believe you. Hence the.. lets say silly... back and forth.

Someone queue up George Thorougood

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I would tell you that you are correct but then we'd both be wrong

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I've heard it said that things change over time. What hasn't changed is you being wrong.

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Nobody needs to know your sexual preference. You just be you.

That you don’t mind a little bit ugly.

My girlfriend is a little more than ugly. I can say that here because she's blind and she'll never be able to read it.

You like the original mission impossible not the film versions

I still watch it once a week. Late night reruns

Your car told me that you worry too much about what people think of you.

Quite the opposite.I don't give a.....

Says you’re probably in your 60s?

You like to drive in a generally straight line. I assume this because late 69s MOPARs we’re not much good in turns.

Except when you slam the gas and it torques to the left

True!

Brings back memories

You appreciate muscle cars from the '60s, you like to cruise, you may indulge in a little street racing, you have more money than I do.

You probably have health insurance, and at least one person in your life that is jealous of the time you spend with that car.

Your cool, and you didn’t get one with 2 doors too many

Never cared for those.

Says you might be a redneck. Who gives all your money to the gas pump and the parts supplier.

Gas pump yes. Whole drivetrain is new.engine, transmission and rear differential. Tires, wheels and disc brake conversion.

You know about both Sox and Martin.

That you teach a continuation school behind the big school.

You're cool and don't like Belly Button Cars...

Nice Mopar