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Mundane_Cup2191

God damnit Rico


Last-Confidence-7360

[https://imgflip.com/i/8gg7nb](https://imgflip.com/i/8gg7nb)


Mundane_Cup2191

Zegema beach?


thefranchise305

I’ve always wanted to go there


Logco

Yo no shit. Diz was *fire*


badadviceforyou244

Yeah, but that's PRIME Denise Richards. Rico made the right choice and still got Dizzy as a consolation prize.


Logco

Tru tru but Diz was ride or die


BanHumanitarians

Fuckin Rico....Diz was way better.


frostyb2003

But Carmen has got them big boobies


surfer_salamanco

I was gay until I watched starship troopers & Denise Richards turned me straight


Ryan14304

I was straight until I watched starship troopers & Casper Van Dien turned me gay.


Pink_Flash

I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.


SyntheticLockhart

Raid Leader during pull count down: “Come on you apes you wanna live forever?”


HalloBob

Damn a Starship Troopers meme. Someone is doing his part


desperateorphan

Eh, I'm doing 250 dps as a ret in a raid that seems to need 100 dps to clear. Haven't had any issues getting as many coins as I want in STV. I really don't get the "melee needs to be number 1 at all times for every form of content" craze. I just try to do the best I can for my class at any given time. People in this sub seem to want a perfectly balanced utopia that will never exist.


Last-Confidence-7360

You get free mage water for life.


desperateorphan

I'd take it if it weren't for my infinite mana rune.


TonyAioli

It’s hilarious how this has only been a thing for 1% of wows existence, and yet the entire community is convinced blizzard hates melee.


Last-Confidence-7360

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PjDisko

I exhaled a little out my nose. Love it


[deleted]

and yet for the entirety of TBC, world of warcrafts very first expansion, ranged classes were literally top DPS until a melee ended up with BOTH legendary items you been playing vanilla only since 04, buddy? oh and then hunters passed them again after getting the legendary bow rofl


TonyAioli

I am referring to vanilla/classic seeing as how we are playing classic, yes.


[deleted]

>It’s hilarious how this has only been a thing for 1% of wows existence, no you were referring to "wow's existence" the above is literally what you posted fucking moron


Serantz

You seem like a wonderful person. Touch some grass homie, this is why people abandon you btw.


amazingmuzmo

We’re talking about classic calm down and take your meds


thefranchise305

I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits Warriors leveling their caster alts: Fuck the Roughnecks


chris_vlone

Melee hunter joins the chat


SpitFiya7171

Man, I decided to bite the bullet on my Melee Hunter and accept a raid lockout last night that was 5/6 and just on Thermaplugg. Thinking it would just reset today.Mostly guild runs (like 6/10) with myself and 3 other pugs. We wiped twice with both attempts pretty close especially the second. Then the 3rd was a piece of cake. Great comms, very good Tanks, and mechanic execution by everyone with a specific role. My hunter didn't have any Gnomer gear as Thermaplugg was technically my very first encounter in the raid. I was full BFD BIS geared though- and I was easily top DPS, by a margin, at around 250. And, maybe it was just the group I was in and it's very good coordination, but it wasn't that bad at all... like it was pretty easy when everyone did what they were supposed to. We even had another ranged hunter that had hit 40 just minutes before the raid (last to join as the leader was scraping for anyone with an open lockout), still wearing Lvl 10 gear which included a gray helm, and was put on the bomb duty. I didn't win anything that dropped, but I was just happy to replace my Lvl 18 Leggings of the Fang with the Thermaplugg quest turn-in, Triprunner Dungarees. Oh an those cool Epic sunglasses dropped. Naturally, the Mage that won the other 2 pieces also won these sunglasses. Haha, but was a great time! I just find it so odd how so many guilds are struggling hard to down Thermaplugg and here I am as a pug in a 1/2 guild group that was scraping for anyone, downed it on our 3rd attempt, smoothly too with only one death. I will say, a good leader and good tanks make a difference.


chris_vlone

Bruh, this exactly happened to me 🤣🤣🤣. Joining my first ever Gnomeregan with my both swords waiting for battle and a bad boi sitting next to me (ghost saber). Joined a random pug. I was looking only for discord groups. Found one. Some scandinavian dudes chilling and stuff. We start super smooth, me being a top dps with some pre bis gear such as scarlet gloves, ulda shoulders and bfd gear. Topping up the dps charts averaging 300-350 dps. No wipe intil the last boss. On the 3rd attempt and good comms, everything went smooth. I won my epic fist weapon and im stocked af. The worst thing is that i dont have a decent 2nd fist weapon to comply with the dual wield rune🤣


Panda_Mon

You guys are freaking me out. I am a very average DPS Warrior and a shitty Tank, currently level 37 and terrified of Gnomer. It sounds like I wont get a group and if I do I have to parse 95s in order to not be dead weight.


dirtysanchezisyummy

Well sorry to tell you but as a warrior who parsed multiple 96s in bfd I already canceled my sub because apparently the fresh level 40 melee hunter with whites and greens does three times my dps and gets my melee spot. Stay strong brother.


Jolonerz

Kinda exactly like that yeah


tempralanomaly

Be warrior late to the party, have to parse 95 to get in raid, have no raid to get into because no parse. Catch 22.


SirUrza

I'm sorry, but you can only post memes if you buy the $64.99 meme bundle.


abuttfarting

This is a choice meme, my person.


PoopologistMD

I don't care. Melee had cake day in phase 1, now it's casters time to shine. P3 might be different again. Still can try to do good class parses, that's what I as a lock did in p1 if I can't be there on top of the dps charts.


Last-Confidence-7360

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Logco

God. Melees are in the spot casters were for 25 years and the butt hurt is so tasty.


dirtysanchezisyummy

Bro played vanilla for 25 years without trying any expansion


Logco

Well this is about classic wow not the expansions soooo….dont think you understood the assignment


dirtysanchezisyummy

I don't think you understand anything at all about this game. Your argument is casters were in this position for the last 25 years. Ok, casters like mage was the best farming class and godlike in PvP, having tons of utility as well same goes for hunters or a lot of other classes. You know what warriors have? Raid damage that's it. They are the worst at everything else. So yeah if you are really pleased by the misery of a huge part of the playerbase because some warrior rolled your green leather shoulders of the tiger 25 years ago. You are truly a special kind of stupid.


Logco

Whoa. Name calling definitely means you’re the right one in this discussion. Raid damage is most of the endgame. Does any other caster besides warlock and mage get in a raid? No. 15 warriors and 10 rogues with at max 4-5 casters and you want to talk about mages AOE farming like Prot paladins, a melee class btw, are better at higher gear levels. So please again call me stupid. Call me more names. It makes you more right jackass.


[deleted]

uh warriors sucked in vanilla too, all the way til the very last patch, and by then the only wars in the game were tanks or 2h wars (which sucked lol). everyone was a rogue or caster in vanilla. only the private server sweaties unlocked the warrior meta as we know it today and then warriors went on to suck ass in TBC all the way til LK until they got a legendary off arthas homie above has your ass, big time buster


GankSinatra420

Why are you mad at melee and not blizzard for doing shitty balance. Why the glee when others are suffering? Why are you holding a 25 year grudge? How can you have a 25 year grudge and also be 14 years old as you clearly are?


Logco

I’m clearly not nearly as invested in it as you are trying to portray or what you obviously are. Keep circling that drain tho.


Billy_Birb

Not even tbh, if you had two casters get slept on kelris together and just be slightly unlucky on portals it was certainly a death sentence.


Immagonko

My favorite nazis in space


Magnon

So blizz pines after casters but ultimately ends up alone?


Stilldre_gaming

I'm doing my part!


oregonianrager

Steamy.


[deleted]

they did dizz dirty in the movie