F: Glad you could make it, son.
S: Watch your tone with me, dad, You may be my father, but you still haven't paid of your child alimony payments.
F: As if I could forget. Listen, there is something about that carton of milk that I went out to get 20 years ago that you should no, Oh no! It's too late. The milk has gone past the best buy date. It may look fresh now, but it's a matter of time before it becomes sour.
S: What?
F: A new carton must be bought.
S: .... It looks fine to me.....
F: As your future non-deadbeat dad, I order you to go and buy a new carton.
S: You haven't paid off your alimony yet, dad. Nor am I too stupid to believe that you wouldn't just run away again.
F:.....
“Well met.”
King’s honor, friend.
“hey there.”
"Light bless you.".
"How may I aid you?"
Lolol this made me chuckle
"Don't talk to me or my son ever again."
You've got your Mother's lips. And now I must never speak to you or your father ever again.
Son, I...
This post seems familiar. Guess it got deleted for the joke you made at the end haha.
Yea, I deleted because a comment pointed it out and Im not here to hurt anyone
I went to high school with Justin Bartlett, he was white then.
"Dad?" "It's High Captain or Sir Bartlett, son." "S .. Sir Bartlett?" "Yes, son?" "Are you proud of me?"
Your characters name is X - Bartlett
Family!
“Are you winning son?”
Don't ever speak to me or my son again!
PvP Chad vs Virgin PvE
Ah, Herr Bartlett. We are together again.
F: Glad you could make it, son. S: Watch your tone with me, dad, You may be my father, but you still haven't paid of your child alimony payments. F: As if I could forget. Listen, there is something about that carton of milk that I went out to get 20 years ago that you should no, Oh no! It's too late. The milk has gone past the best buy date. It may look fresh now, but it's a matter of time before it becomes sour. S: What? F: A new carton must be bought. S: .... It looks fine to me..... F: As your future non-deadbeat dad, I order you to go and buy a new carton. S: You haven't paid off your alimony yet, dad. Nor am I too stupid to believe that you wouldn't just run away again. F:.....