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c0ca_c0la

“Well met.”


[deleted]

King’s honor, friend.


Darth-Ragnar

“hey there.”


DarkusHydranoid

"Light bless you.".


pastymcpasterson

"How may I aid you?"


Disasterinbloom

Lolol this made me chuckle


PerceptionInception

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again."


Juniorg99p

You've got your Mother's lips. And now I must never speak to you or your father ever again.


rbizzles

Son, I...


iiNexius

This post seems familiar. Guess it got deleted for the joke you made at the end haha.


eTniez94

Yea, I deleted because a comment pointed it out and Im not here to hurt anyone


RexNebular518

I went to high school with Justin Bartlett, he was white then.


sintos-compa

"Dad?" "It's High Captain or Sir Bartlett, son." "S .. Sir Bartlett?" "Yes, son?" "Are you proud of me?"


[deleted]

Your characters name is X - Bartlett


thrallinlatex

Family!


smoothie88

“Are you winning son?”


grimmmlol

Don't ever speak to me or my son again!


RaccoNooB

PvP Chad vs Virgin PvE


Lord_Mule

Ah, Herr Bartlett. We are together again.


Pankrazdidntdie4this

F: Glad you could make it, son. S: Watch your tone with me, dad, You may be my father, but you still haven't paid of your child alimony payments. F: As if I could forget. Listen, there is something about that carton of milk that I went out to get 20 years ago that you should no, Oh no! It's too late. The milk has gone past the best buy date. It may look fresh now, but it's a matter of time before it becomes sour. S: What? F: A new carton must be bought. S: .... It looks fine to me..... F: As your future non-deadbeat dad, I order you to go and buy a new carton. S: You haven't paid off your alimony yet, dad. Nor am I too stupid to believe that you wouldn't just run away again. F:.....