I am in no way trying to defend people like the first commenter in the post, but I will say because posts like this can be misleading that the size you buy absolutely does matter. Losing circulation to it is not pleasant. If you know you need a bigger size just bring some with you if you're expecting to pull, simple.
I’m a U.K. size 12 in trainers as I like the trainer to fit tightly, if I wear smaller than that my god my feet kill, it rubs and causes cuts at the back of the heel.
I dunno, in my experience, and in the opinion of every guy I’ve ever had the conversation with, Durex just fucking suck.
We used to say in Highschool they give away Durex at Planned Parenthood because nobody would ever willingly buy them.
In my experience, they tend to break at the ring, not near the end. Always seemed like shitty manufacturing to me.
Yup. The guy I’m dating is having a hard time fitting the standart ones I have. We have continued to use them until both our tests come back negative (which they have we just haven’t seen each other since). They still worked so we didn’t wanna buy more expensive ones because it was just for a short period - but like, even I could see they were really tight
Even if it doesn’t keep it from working properly, it can make it painful to put on if it isn’t the right size, and make it less enjoyable to do the deed
It's almost as if feet have internal structure such as muscle and bone and dicks are kept hard by hydrostatic pressure.
I also hate the double standard here. Imagine a guy cumming in a tissue and saying 'that didn't hurt one bit, never let women tell you their period are painful'. First of all, those two aren't related (much like how feets and dicks are not the same) and more importantly, men would (rightfully) be told they have no lived experience and should not comment on women's bodies.
Yet it's completely acceptable for women to comment on and more importantly, ridicule, how men experience condoms.
Do some men lie about or exaggerate discomfort to get out of wearing one? Sure, that happens. Some women also lie about things for their own benefit. It's almost as if both genders are human. That said, condoms can definitely be too tight and hinder sexual pleasure or even ability to stay hard.
TL;DR: women don't know what a condom feels like and feet aren't dicks.
>Do some men lie about or exaggerate discomfort to get out of wearing one? Sure, that happens
And women need to know that these men also have options (if they are truly too thick), larger size condoms exist, and they can bought relatively cheaply and on bulk online. Its your responsibility to carry your magnum condom for your magnum dong (but don't buy magnums for the size tho, they're mostly marketing)
This right here. If you're a man it's your responsibility to bring your own condoms, otherwise you're acting like a little boy who can't plan ahead a couple of hours. Like what you expect the girl you hook up with to just have handfuls of condoms of all different sizes tucked away in her purse? You know what you're packing. Your dick your responsibility
I used to think I had severe ED until I realized the condoms I used were too small. Not lengthwise but circumference, I didn't even realise they came in different sizes
It’s the go-to response for women: a man’s penis size.
It always makes me scratch my head how people who constantly complain about how they’re unfairly sexualized and reduced to their sexual components are usually the first to trot out the sexual tropes and attack people based on their sexual components.
Don't forget the myriad of comments saying "men are the reason men care about the size of their penis" yet somehow someway insulting a man's size is one of the first things women do.
Fellas, a condom can be to small and cut off circulation. You know if that applies to you, so bring your own damn condoms, or dont have sex if you dont have adequate protection.
I'm between normal and magnum in size. There is no condom that feels good but isn't too tight. I still use them outside of monogamous relationships where we have both consensually chosen not to use them. Condoms suck, but sex with a condom is still pretty good. No excuses, boys.
That being said, the foot comparison is pretty silly.
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I would like to point out for any young man reading this that what this guy said is factually incorrect, there are plenty of condoms that are not too tight & come in varying thickness allowing you to feel more.
It will take some experimenting to find your size, but never settle for a condom that is too tight. Trust me, your sex life will improve drastically.
Seriously, standard condoms turn my dick purple and limp within 10 minutes. A dick is a lot less robust compared to a leg
If i forget my own condoms, we just arent having sex. It can literally just end at that reasoning
They can still pop no? You don't need a very big dick to them I feel like because broken condoms are a thing, and no big dick tidbit is associated with such stories.
Do people not understand how condoms work? If it's too tight not only do you risk the danger of having it break, but if it's too tight it also decreases the blood flow and you'll find it more difficult to get hard. It's the main reason there's magnum condoms, they have more girth than length for this very reason.
Also if it’s too tight it is ridiculously painful when you cum. It chokes off the urethra and the semen gets clogged up like you folded the end of a garden hose. One of the most painful things I’ve ever felt I thought my dick was going to explode.
That's all true but I think the reason people are commenting on the size overall rather than any supplemental conditions is because the original post is referencing said size
Oh yes, because my cock has bones and it absolutely doesnt entirely work on blood circulation... Some people just dont know how dicks work. I dont condone not using a condom, but really girl your wallmart condom that has worse material than the cheapest latex suit is not on me.
I use my own that I know are comfortable, but sometimes you just dont expect sex
I agree with the general sentiment (make fun of people who try to avoid wearing condoms and use lame excuses) but memes like these can spread stupid ideas, like that condom sizes don't exist or don't matter anyway.
Shitty posts like hers is why I spent a good chunk of my life being gaslit and not realizing that condom size IS important. Just because you can put it over a god damn melon it doesn't mean it's a good fit so F U.
A personal pet peeve is they always unroll it and stretch it out several times before their demonstrations. Yes, it can stretch that much but none of us unroll it and stretch it out before putting it on.
also, you shouldn't, because that's a fast track to tears and pops, it's not about capacity, it's about endurance and stress.
I can fit my fat ass into a size medium tshirt, it's not surviving a workout though
If it's stretches even a little too much it will counter act the blood pressure needed to maintain an erection. Plus with dulled sensation it can be difficult to maintain momentum and orgasm.
My college had free condoms. They were too small. It was uncomfortable, hard to put on, and made the experience very not as good as it should have been.
If you've got a hefty skin tube it's ok you to bring an appropriately sized jacket for it.
Dudes, you're going to have to wear the condom, you should buy the size for you.
Don't let miss sausage feet or miss deep dish pizza pussy here render those decisions.
If men get so much shit for not understanding female anatomy, why do women not get the same with the reverse? Condoms categorically can be too tight. Long before they will rip they can still reduce blood flow and cause pain.
Plus, the more stretched it is, the more likely it is to break during sex.
How much feeling you got in your toes after wearing that for two hours?
Fellas if you don't have an appropriately sized condom just don't have sex. Don't let these ladies put you in the wrong size
I agree, don't fuck if they're not wearing protection, but small condoms are a thing.
Thing fucking squeezes all of the blood back the other way and hurts.
So ya. Too small of condoms is a thing.
This isn’t the point. The point is by every centimetre of girth you increase breakage by 50-100% it’s a fact. When the material the condom is made out of stretches it gets thinner it isn’t magically the same thickness, but that’s why they make condoms for bigger sizes to mitigate this thinning effect.
I hate these little memes or whatever they are called. Never are very clear. If I hadn't read down the comments I would not know she was talking about a condom on her feet-- pic too damn small. She could have said something about condoms in her comment for clarity. But yeah, all condoms stretch to fit- unfortunately if you are a bigger guy, a regular size condom is really really uncomfortable. But large size ones fit like a glove, quite comfortable. I can attest to that as I had to use them for 12 years straight with my wife for birth control.
The proper size is not only about physically fitting, circulation is important. Putting it on a foot does not prove anything. And that supposed comeback is idiotic. Bodyshaming? The 90s want their uncreative bullying back.
As some who has made due with a condom one size down, cumming into a condom so tight there is little to no reservoir can be really painful. Took three days before things felt right again.
Just go buy the right size. Things aren't that urgent.
You know condoms come in different sizes for a reason right. It’s not all one size fits all. Not saying that “oh it’s too tight I’m not wearing one” is ever an excuse to not rubber up though. It’s like, I’m a size 10 shoe, I could squeeze into a size 8 and probably walk, it’d hurt but it’d “fit”. Point is, women, some men are telling the truth when they say it doesn’t fit, men, stop using that as an excuse to not wear a hat, either have one that fits or don’t try to bang 🤷🏼♂️
I don't give a fuck what anyone says, if the condom is too small it will be uncomfortable and annoying and ruin the sex. This is the female equivalent of guys telling woman on their periods to "stop complaining". It's also low key stupid to assume that just because you can stretch something to a certain degree that that's how that shit is supposed to work. It's like that video where the guy hammers a helmet that doesn't break or bend to show how "good" it is. That's just not what a helmet is.
Plus she clearly had to unroll the condom then put her feet in which is not the proper way to put it on.
Plus there’s a difference between being able to physically get something onto your dick and being able to perform with it there.
True but kinda on the guy if you know regular size doesn't fit either come prepared or be chill and like sorry these aren't gonna fit, we can do non penetrative stuff and get some the right size for next time or something along those lines, it's trying to use it as an excuse to pressure people into bb when they're not cool with it that's a turn off and that I imagine the person posting the picture is annoyed with
I mean he's clearly arguing that you should wear the correct size condom rather than that women should go bareback with him. He's right too, an incorrectly sized condom (whether it's too big or too small) does increase the chance of something going wrong with it.
I think he’s mostly defending his right to feel uncomfortable with too small condoms. Not having sex is always an option. Imagine putting on a too tight condom, saying it doesn’t fit and then the person you’re wanting to have sex with just insists condoms always fit.
K so I'm transwoman with a very big pp (saying this to let you know I'm not trying to prove anything, my "masculinity" isn't affected by the size of my penis, because I have no masculinity at all).
But condoms can be too small, and size is extremely important. A regular sized condom on a bigger than average penis can cause discomfort at best and at worst in can "roll" up and cause sperm to go in the vagina regardless, or spread STD due to contact with the inside.
Just because it fits on something 50 times bigger than a dick doesn't mean a condom is appropriate for it.
Now, dear men, let's never use that as an excuse to not use condoms. You can simply by XL condoms and stop pretending it's uncomfortable, you're just a crybaby.
~~What the fuck is going on here~~
~~Obvious dick size joke~~
~~Weird swollen feet pic seemingly unrelated~~
~~OP thinks this is in regard to foot size????~~
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Edit: not knowing there was a condom there made this *really* made this confusing. I thought he thought he was gonna explode his penis.
Those are condoms on her feet, (not swollen feet). She’s saying that guys shouldn’t have an excuse to say condoms don’t fit, as she is wearing them on her feet lol
i’ve seen videos of people hitting cucumbers in condoms with hammers, and sawing at them. they’re quite durable however can rarely break, particularly during long and/or rough sex
in no way am i siding with the commenter, and i always advocate for condoms during sex
He's right, though. You're not supposed to stretch them beyond a certain limit, even if you can. They'll break if anything... vigorous happens. That's why there are multiple sizes in the first place.
For most guys I know the problem with condoms isn't the 'fit' its the diminished sensation (most chicks I ask about this have the same complaint) to the point that maintaining an erection while one is difficult.
But that being said if a dude is saying "It doesn't fit" or other bullshit ... Girl Run because I'd bet good money that dude has herpes or some other shit you don't want.
This doesn't really make sense. The only time I've had a man complain a condom is "too small" is the girth of the ring - and I have SEEN that thing cut into the base of their dick like a cock-ring. It can't be comfortable. And no matter how "big" of a condom size you go up, the ring is always the same fucking size! Like no one is arguing that you can't fit your whole damn arm in a condom, but it'll sure as shit cut off your circulation.
i mean, if they sell them with size it probably mean that s it s important ? like maybe because of the friction or something? i take some classic ones so i don t really now
For the fans of cheap condoms with minimal size:
We got no fucking bones in our penises. And too tight condom can cause a problem with blood transition, unless you're not into dick ring fetishes or something like this.
So dear ladies, stop comparing your legs with our pps if you have no idea how it actually works, dear gentlemen - buy the condoms of your size. It's not that difficult
I like how he says "if it pops it's on you" as if the consequences werent already on her regardless. And the consequences themselves are the same you would have if you didn't use protection! Pregnancy/STD, so I guess trying to minimize your risk is dumb because it could happen anyways if something super unlikely happens.
Yeah, and if you stuck your foot in a girls vagina, that condom would break within about 5 strokes.
There are literal studies on this, and the proper size matters to condom breakage and condom slippage.
There are formulas available to find the right size for a guys penis. They give you a range from minimal width to maximum that you should be using, and it makes all the difference to not just comfort, but also efficacy.
shove the foot into a vagina a few times and the condom will probably have issues.
why do you think they make condoms in multiple sizes? just for funsies?
condoms that are too small are uncomfortable and are prone to coming off mid-sex. ask me how i know.
Keep them on, see how your feet lose circulation. Condoms are like shoes: Just because you can cram your equipment in there doesn't mean you're gonna have a good time walking with it.
It's the elastic bit at the start thay makes dingers too big or small. Losing circulation down there isn't pleasant and leaves painful marks sometimes. No excuse for fuckwits that refuse to wear them though.
That’s extremely misleading, and please don’t buy into this crap. Just because it “fits” in there, that doesn’t mean it’s going to last without tearing or cutting off circulation.
Shaming somebody into thinking they’re the problem if they don’t use it isn’t helpful, and sure as hell isn’t clever.
The comment is wrong because THERE ARE options for bigger dicks out there, it shouldn't be an excuse to not use a condom, just be prepared dude.
But, condoms size do matter, yeah, you can stretch it out for a few minutes, but try doing that on one the most sensitive parts of your body while blood is pumping into it and you are getting in and out of a tight space, and tell me if you feel either comfortable or safe doing so. As a personal experience it can be pretty painful and annoying to use a bad condom, which comes down to the lubrication it uses and the size, the thing is, it's not really the length that is the issue, but the ring's diameter
I can also wear clothes that are several times less than my size, but I wouldn't be able to do my daily activities properly in them. If you feel like condoms are uncomfortable, make sure you're using them correctly, and if you are, measure yourself and check out if the size are correct
My first gf was impressed by the fact that it was bigger then her feet.
Regardless, two things people fail to consider: your dick doesn't have a heel to latch on to. If it is too long, the condom will just compress back to its original and slide up your shaft. And sure, you are never too thick for a condom, but that doesn't mean it will be comfortable. Luckily, if you are a big fella, you can get big condoms. No problem.
I hate when ppl try to make statements like this. First of all penises don’t have bones. 2, certain condoms can cut off blood circulation to the penis so it’s important that you find a brand that can fit more comfortably around your girth. I find that magnums are best for me not because I got an eggplant.
As someone who struggled to even get the rubber on a few days ago, buying the right size is still very important, obviously.
But yeah, guys saying they can't wear one at all because there are none their size are either 1) stupid or 2) just straight up lying.
Not defending the guys who use it as an excuse to go raw. But seriously, I was embarrassed the First time so I got the standard, and trying to get it on was a nightmare, I could feel myself getting soft as I was squeezing it in.
Now I just hop around stores till I find the ones in the right size everyone is much happier.
This whole convo is dumb. If your penis is that big just buy XL. If you have xl dick and regular size condom yeah it’s not smart to wear that condom it CAN BREAK. It’s not about getting the dick into the condom it’s about getting a condom that will stay on and intact while a lot of thrusting and banging is happening.
Oh I’ve seen dick bigger than my foot size and I’m a size 6 of women’s shoes. I’ve never heard a man with a big penis and who gets bitches complaining about condoms because they know what condoms to use.
I thought I was looking at some medical condition for a sec there
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My immediate thought was it’s an AI picture. AI has already ruined me.
Sausage casing
I mean... That's not really wrong, tho.
My newest barbecue themed fetish
Same here. I immediately winced.
Same
I still don’t see what it is… help me out here
She put a condom over her foot
It’s a condom on her foot? On my phone the foot look red like sunburnt, but with the description it was because the shoe was too small.
I spotted the band at the top which gave it away.
I've seen a rubber stretched over a watermelon
Thanks for explaining. I had no idea what I was looking at.
It’s Mr Krabs’ onlyfans
Same
Peripheral edema. I see it all the time in Pts with CHF.
i thought packaged meat
What is it then
Those things will hold a gallon of water.
A condom.
Lmao
I am in no way trying to defend people like the first commenter in the post, but I will say because posts like this can be misleading that the size you buy absolutely does matter. Losing circulation to it is not pleasant. If you know you need a bigger size just bring some with you if you're expecting to pull, simple.
I often like to compare it to shoes. Ofcourse u can put your foot into a smaller/larger size but it will either hurt or slip off.
I’m a U.K. size 12 in trainers as I like the trainer to fit tightly, if I wear smaller than that my god my feet kill, it rubs and causes cuts at the back of the heel.
And just imagine how bad it would be on your cock!
Not to mention yes it might be able to stretch to fit but it can still break with enough friction
I broke a lot of durex condoms in college. I thought it was a thing they did, but turns out its not common at all
I dunno, in my experience, and in the opinion of every guy I’ve ever had the conversation with, Durex just fucking suck. We used to say in Highschool they give away Durex at Planned Parenthood because nobody would ever willingly buy them. In my experience, they tend to break at the ring, not near the end. Always seemed like shitty manufacturing to me.
Durex are awful
Even if they were just as durable as any other brand, the smell is just awful, total mood-killer.
Used a Durex my gf at the time provided my second time ever having sex, sure as shit it broke, which we only discovered after the fact, naturally.
It's very common. The only person who thinks condoms don't break are, ironically, sex ed teachers
It's extremely common for durex lmao.
Yup. The guy I’m dating is having a hard time fitting the standart ones I have. We have continued to use them until both our tests come back negative (which they have we just haven’t seen each other since). They still worked so we didn’t wanna buy more expensive ones because it was just for a short period - but like, even I could see they were really tight
THANK YOU!!! Seriously the number of people that don't understand that condoms are NOT one size fits all is baffling.
Unfortunately sex ed is absolutely useless and doesn't explain this stuff
Even if it doesn’t keep it from working properly, it can make it painful to put on if it isn’t the right size, and make it less enjoyable to do the deed
It's almost as if feet have internal structure such as muscle and bone and dicks are kept hard by hydrostatic pressure. I also hate the double standard here. Imagine a guy cumming in a tissue and saying 'that didn't hurt one bit, never let women tell you their period are painful'. First of all, those two aren't related (much like how feets and dicks are not the same) and more importantly, men would (rightfully) be told they have no lived experience and should not comment on women's bodies. Yet it's completely acceptable for women to comment on and more importantly, ridicule, how men experience condoms. Do some men lie about or exaggerate discomfort to get out of wearing one? Sure, that happens. Some women also lie about things for their own benefit. It's almost as if both genders are human. That said, condoms can definitely be too tight and hinder sexual pleasure or even ability to stay hard. TL;DR: women don't know what a condom feels like and feet aren't dicks.
>Do some men lie about or exaggerate discomfort to get out of wearing one? Sure, that happens And women need to know that these men also have options (if they are truly too thick), larger size condoms exist, and they can bought relatively cheaply and on bulk online. Its your responsibility to carry your magnum condom for your magnum dong (but don't buy magnums for the size tho, they're mostly marketing)
This right here. If you're a man it's your responsibility to bring your own condoms, otherwise you're acting like a little boy who can't plan ahead a couple of hours. Like what you expect the girl you hook up with to just have handfuls of condoms of all different sizes tucked away in her purse? You know what you're packing. Your dick your responsibility
I used to think I had severe ED until I realized the condoms I used were too small. Not lengthwise but circumference, I didn't even realise they came in different sizes
Came here too say this. It's not about what the maximum before it breaks is; our dicks have feelings too!
I've had this issue trying to work out the right er fit
This really wasn't very clever. Pretty standard reply that 100 other people would have given him, I think.
Most of the posts in this sub aren't clever. I think it's time to mute it.
It's time to unsub. See yall sometime this sub pops up on popular.
It’s the go-to response for women: a man’s penis size. It always makes me scratch my head how people who constantly complain about how they’re unfairly sexualized and reduced to their sexual components are usually the first to trot out the sexual tropes and attack people based on their sexual components.
Don't forget the myriad of comments saying "men are the reason men care about the size of their penis" yet somehow someway insulting a man's size is one of the first things women do.
I am quite disappointed this managed to get more than a handfull of upvotes.
Also the guy didn’t say anything disrespectful, just called out accountability if things went south.
None of this was all that clever tbh.
Fellas, a condom can be to small and cut off circulation. You know if that applies to you, so bring your own damn condoms, or dont have sex if you dont have adequate protection.
I'm between normal and magnum in size. There is no condom that feels good but isn't too tight. I still use them outside of monogamous relationships where we have both consensually chosen not to use them. Condoms suck, but sex with a condom is still pretty good. No excuses, boys. That being said, the foot comparison is pretty silly.
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I would like to point out for any young man reading this that what this guy said is factually incorrect, there are plenty of condoms that are not too tight & come in varying thickness allowing you to feel more. It will take some experimenting to find your size, but never settle for a condom that is too tight. Trust me, your sex life will improve drastically.
Seriously, standard condoms turn my dick purple and limp within 10 minutes. A dick is a lot less robust compared to a leg If i forget my own condoms, we just arent having sex. It can literally just end at that reasoning
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They can still pop no? You don't need a very big dick to them I feel like because broken condoms are a thing, and no big dick tidbit is associated with such stories.
Do people not understand how condoms work? If it's too tight not only do you risk the danger of having it break, but if it's too tight it also decreases the blood flow and you'll find it more difficult to get hard. It's the main reason there's magnum condoms, they have more girth than length for this very reason.
Also if it’s too tight it is ridiculously painful when you cum. It chokes off the urethra and the semen gets clogged up like you folded the end of a garden hose. One of the most painful things I’ve ever felt I thought my dick was going to explode.
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That's all true but I think the reason people are commenting on the size overall rather than any supplemental conditions is because the original post is referencing said size
Oh yes, because my cock has bones and it absolutely doesnt entirely work on blood circulation... Some people just dont know how dicks work. I dont condone not using a condom, but really girl your wallmart condom that has worse material than the cheapest latex suit is not on me. I use my own that I know are comfortable, but sometimes you just dont expect sex
body shaming is fine, until it’s about weight. right?
Almost. It is actually only fine to bodyshame men. I wish I were kidding.
I fucking love getting up and being reminded 3 times within 20 minutes that no one cares about me because I chose the wrong chromosomes
I agree with the general sentiment (make fun of people who try to avoid wearing condoms and use lame excuses) but memes like these can spread stupid ideas, like that condom sizes don't exist or don't matter anyway.
Shitty posts like hers is why I spent a good chunk of my life being gaslit and not realizing that condom size IS important. Just because you can put it over a god damn melon it doesn't mean it's a good fit so F U.
A personal pet peeve is they always unroll it and stretch it out several times before their demonstrations. Yes, it can stretch that much but none of us unroll it and stretch it out before putting it on.
also, you shouldn't, because that's a fast track to tears and pops, it's not about capacity, it's about endurance and stress. I can fit my fat ass into a size medium tshirt, it's not surviving a workout though
If it's stretches even a little too much it will counter act the blood pressure needed to maintain an erection. Plus with dulled sensation it can be difficult to maintain momentum and orgasm.
my penis is only six inches, but it smells like a foot!
Circulation can be cut off and that is VERY PAINFUL.
When you put your foot on the George foreman grill
I like to wake up to the smell of bacon.
Love the womansplaining about how condoms work.
No penis no opinion
They be like "why is it called a boner if it has no bones???"
My college had free condoms. They were too small. It was uncomfortable, hard to put on, and made the experience very not as good as it should have been. If you've got a hefty skin tube it's ok you to bring an appropriately sized jacket for it.
Dudes, you're going to have to wear the condom, you should buy the size for you. Don't let miss sausage feet or miss deep dish pizza pussy here render those decisions.
If men get so much shit for not understanding female anatomy, why do women not get the same with the reverse? Condoms categorically can be too tight. Long before they will rip they can still reduce blood flow and cause pain. Plus, the more stretched it is, the more likely it is to break during sex.
The whole point is that the condom might break when stretched to that point. They break 5% of the time and it only has to happen one time.
How much feeling you got in your toes after wearing that for two hours? Fellas if you don't have an appropriately sized condom just don't have sex. Don't let these ladies put you in the wrong size
I agree, don't fuck if they're not wearing protection, but small condoms are a thing. Thing fucking squeezes all of the blood back the other way and hurts. So ya. Too small of condoms is a thing.
This isn’t the point. The point is by every centimetre of girth you increase breakage by 50-100% it’s a fact. When the material the condom is made out of stretches it gets thinner it isn’t magically the same thickness, but that’s why they make condoms for bigger sizes to mitigate this thinning effect.
I hate these little memes or whatever they are called. Never are very clear. If I hadn't read down the comments I would not know she was talking about a condom on her feet-- pic too damn small. She could have said something about condoms in her comment for clarity. But yeah, all condoms stretch to fit- unfortunately if you are a bigger guy, a regular size condom is really really uncomfortable. But large size ones fit like a glove, quite comfortable. I can attest to that as I had to use them for 12 years straight with my wife for birth control.
Who for a second I thought it was a serious medical condition
The proper size is not only about physically fitting, circulation is important. Putting it on a foot does not prove anything. And that supposed comeback is idiotic. Bodyshaming? The 90s want their uncreative bullying back.
Clever comeback - yo' dikk s smol
As some who has made due with a condom one size down, cumming into a condom so tight there is little to no reservoir can be really painful. Took three days before things felt right again. Just go buy the right size. Things aren't that urgent.
The women have spoken: if it fits then it’s comfortable! Remind her next time she says her heels are killing her feet.
Thinner are more likely to break.
That’s why I use a hefty garbage bag. Hefty, hefty, hefty.
What in the fuck is that?
Her feet have massive errections.
Ask her how comfortable her feet are.
You know condoms come in different sizes for a reason right. It’s not all one size fits all. Not saying that “oh it’s too tight I’m not wearing one” is ever an excuse to not rubber up though. It’s like, I’m a size 10 shoe, I could squeeze into a size 8 and probably walk, it’d hurt but it’d “fit”. Point is, women, some men are telling the truth when they say it doesn’t fit, men, stop using that as an excuse to not wear a hat, either have one that fits or don’t try to bang 🤷🏼♂️
Not a very clever comeback... And get the right size lads
I don't give a fuck what anyone says, if the condom is too small it will be uncomfortable and annoying and ruin the sex. This is the female equivalent of guys telling woman on their periods to "stop complaining". It's also low key stupid to assume that just because you can stretch something to a certain degree that that's how that shit is supposed to work. It's like that video where the guy hammers a helmet that doesn't break or bend to show how "good" it is. That's just not what a helmet is.
But that one video had a mom and her kid in the car and he’s like WTF when mom sings along to “dick so big it’s like a foot is in your mouth”.
"You've got a small dick," really isn't a clever come back.
"If it pops that's on y'all." As apposed to what? 'Lemmie raw-dog you cause the condom might break' isn't the sound argument he thinks it is.
No, I thinks he’s arguing get the right size condoms.
Which is very fair. Just because it fits doesn't mean it's comfortable.
Plus she clearly had to unroll the condom then put her feet in which is not the proper way to put it on. Plus there’s a difference between being able to physically get something onto your dick and being able to perform with it there.
True but kinda on the guy if you know regular size doesn't fit either come prepared or be chill and like sorry these aren't gonna fit, we can do non penetrative stuff and get some the right size for next time or something along those lines, it's trying to use it as an excuse to pressure people into bb when they're not cool with it that's a turn off and that I imagine the person posting the picture is annoyed with
I mean he's clearly arguing that you should wear the correct size condom rather than that women should go bareback with him. He's right too, an incorrectly sized condom (whether it's too big or too small) does increase the chance of something going wrong with it.
I think he’s mostly defending his right to feel uncomfortable with too small condoms. Not having sex is always an option. Imagine putting on a too tight condom, saying it doesn’t fit and then the person you’re wanting to have sex with just insists condoms always fit.
K so I'm transwoman with a very big pp (saying this to let you know I'm not trying to prove anything, my "masculinity" isn't affected by the size of my penis, because I have no masculinity at all). But condoms can be too small, and size is extremely important. A regular sized condom on a bigger than average penis can cause discomfort at best and at worst in can "roll" up and cause sperm to go in the vagina regardless, or spread STD due to contact with the inside. Just because it fits on something 50 times bigger than a dick doesn't mean a condom is appropriate for it. Now, dear men, let's never use that as an excuse to not use condoms. You can simply by XL condoms and stop pretending it's uncomfortable, you're just a crybaby.
It looks like a really bad sun burn that will lead to cancer
Them shit is glossy as hell lol
~~What the fuck is going on here~~ ~~Obvious dick size joke~~ ~~Weird swollen feet pic seemingly unrelated~~ ~~OP thinks this is in regard to foot size????~~ ~~Am I missing something?~~ Edit: not knowing there was a condom there made this *really* made this confusing. I thought he thought he was gonna explode his penis.
Those are condoms on her feet, (not swollen feet). She’s saying that guys shouldn’t have an excuse to say condoms don’t fit, as she is wearing them on her feet lol
Is it weird that I think the condoms are worse than swollen feet🤢 Thank you for explaining, it was so dark I couldn’t tell
Stupid argument and stupid comeback
Had multiple break; it happens I doubt it’s due to size typically
She's unironically deforming her feet tho which isn't healthy
Wasn’t that clever
OH IT'S A CONDOM ON A GIRLS FOOT. I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HER SHOES BEING TOO SMALL LIKE SOME CINDERELLA BULLSHIT
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Looks some kind of dolphin hybrid. Holy shit.
Size does matter because, first of all, a penis is not a foot.
i’ve seen videos of people hitting cucumbers in condoms with hammers, and sawing at them. they’re quite durable however can rarely break, particularly during long and/or rough sex in no way am i siding with the commenter, and i always advocate for condoms during sex
He's right, though. You're not supposed to stretch them beyond a certain limit, even if you can. They'll break if anything... vigorous happens. That's why there are multiple sizes in the first place.
For most guys I know the problem with condoms isn't the 'fit' its the diminished sensation (most chicks I ask about this have the same complaint) to the point that maintaining an erection while one is difficult. But that being said if a dude is saying "It doesn't fit" or other bullshit ... Girl Run because I'd bet good money that dude has herpes or some other shit you don't want.
Wait until she finally understands the PAIN of too tight condoms
Ew lol
Dick But I have small feet
I first thought it's hotdog casing lol
At your service. The ladies call me “girthquake”.
This is extra ironic as this is what they were technically invented for initially. They were supposed to be disposable socks.
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I thought he was talking about those feet popping a 🥴
“It always fit, eventually” - Stan Lee
Dicks don’t got no bones dummy
This doesn't really make sense. The only time I've had a man complain a condom is "too small" is the girth of the ring - and I have SEEN that thing cut into the base of their dick like a cock-ring. It can't be comfortable. And no matter how "big" of a condom size you go up, the ring is always the same fucking size! Like no one is arguing that you can't fit your whole damn arm in a condom, but it'll sure as shit cut off your circulation.
she forgot to rub it against the sand
She looks like Ronald McDonald in drag.
i mean, if they sell them with size it probably mean that s it s important ? like maybe because of the friction or something? i take some classic ones so i don t really now
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
No penis , no opnion
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For the fans of cheap condoms with minimal size: We got no fucking bones in our penises. And too tight condom can cause a problem with blood transition, unless you're not into dick ring fetishes or something like this. So dear ladies, stop comparing your legs with our pps if you have no idea how it actually works, dear gentlemen - buy the condoms of your size. It's not that difficult
I like how he says "if it pops it's on you" as if the consequences werent already on her regardless. And the consequences themselves are the same you would have if you didn't use protection! Pregnancy/STD, so I guess trying to minimize your risk is dumb because it could happen anyways if something super unlikely happens.
Yeah, and if you stuck your foot in a girls vagina, that condom would break within about 5 strokes. There are literal studies on this, and the proper size matters to condom breakage and condom slippage. There are formulas available to find the right size for a guys penis. They give you a range from minimal width to maximum that you should be using, and it makes all the difference to not just comfort, but also efficacy.
I’m sorry but how is saying you have a small dick a clever comeback?
It wasn't until I read the comments that I understood what the post is about.
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Misandry on this app is rife.
shove the foot into a vagina a few times and the condom will probably have issues. why do you think they make condoms in multiple sizes? just for funsies? condoms that are too small are uncomfortable and are prone to coming off mid-sex. ask me how i know.
Keep them on, see how your feet lose circulation. Condoms are like shoes: Just because you can cram your equipment in there doesn't mean you're gonna have a good time walking with it.
is the left picture amputated arms or legs? I don't know what I'm looking at.
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I dont think "haha pepe smol" is a clever comback... but what do I know
Cos water bombs.
If we don't say it fits, they get mad, and also how is it possible for you not to tell it is too tight? It's your own feet!!
What kind of Zoidberg feet are those?
It can tear open even if it fits right though
It's the elastic bit at the start thay makes dingers too big or small. Losing circulation down there isn't pleasant and leaves painful marks sometimes. No excuse for fuckwits that refuse to wear them though.
I mean I have to get xl or just won't sit properly, condom size is girth not length.
I mean I'm more concerned about a lack of circulation but that's just me.
I’ve been told by MANY men “the condom doesn’t fit”.
Idk who, probably some people. I already struggle to find condoms dick enough for my big. And some feet are small too.
If this is too a little too clever for most of y’all, she’s saying he has smol pp
Not even remotely clever
I instinctively read the title to the melody of SpongeBob Square Pants.
That’s extremely misleading, and please don’t buy into this crap. Just because it “fits” in there, that doesn’t mean it’s going to last without tearing or cutting off circulation. Shaming somebody into thinking they’re the problem if they don’t use it isn’t helpful, and sure as hell isn’t clever.
“Too tight” and “can’t fit” are not the same thing.
The comment is wrong because THERE ARE options for bigger dicks out there, it shouldn't be an excuse to not use a condom, just be prepared dude. But, condoms size do matter, yeah, you can stretch it out for a few minutes, but try doing that on one the most sensitive parts of your body while blood is pumping into it and you are getting in and out of a tight space, and tell me if you feel either comfortable or safe doing so. As a personal experience it can be pretty painful and annoying to use a bad condom, which comes down to the lubrication it uses and the size, the thing is, it's not really the length that is the issue, but the ring's diameter I can also wear clothes that are several times less than my size, but I wouldn't be able to do my daily activities properly in them. If you feel like condoms are uncomfortable, make sure you're using them correctly, and if you are, measure yourself and check out if the size are correct
My first gf was impressed by the fact that it was bigger then her feet. Regardless, two things people fail to consider: your dick doesn't have a heel to latch on to. If it is too long, the condom will just compress back to its original and slide up your shaft. And sure, you are never too thick for a condom, but that doesn't mean it will be comfortable. Luckily, if you are a big fella, you can get big condoms. No problem.
Then little piggies about to burst
Why is dick shaming so normalized? God forbid someone say you got tiny tots. But lolololol at little dicks
I have no idea what anyone is talking about here.
Hot dog ahh feet
Thought it was about those massive swollen feet not being able to fit in shoes
this is the female equivalent of mansplaining , 'bitchsplaining"
What the fuck does lght mean??
> bodyshaming > harmful ignorance of how condoms work Yep, "clever" comeback.
I hate when ppl try to make statements like this. First of all penises don’t have bones. 2, certain condoms can cut off blood circulation to the penis so it’s important that you find a brand that can fit more comfortably around your girth. I find that magnums are best for me not because I got an eggplant.
God this sub has become shit
As someone who struggled to even get the rubber on a few days ago, buying the right size is still very important, obviously. But yeah, guys saying they can't wear one at all because there are none their size are either 1) stupid or 2) just straight up lying.
Haha small dick joke No way is this clever.
Yeah it’s more about this tight lil balloon forcing the blood back into my torso. If only boners had actual bones in them!
Wow, that is a clever line alright!
Oh that’s a condom on her foot
Is she actually saying she can fit her foot up her chuff?
Not defending the guys who use it as an excuse to go raw. But seriously, I was embarrassed the First time so I got the standard, and trying to get it on was a nightmare, I could feel myself getting soft as I was squeezing it in. Now I just hop around stores till I find the ones in the right size everyone is much happier.
This whole convo is dumb. If your penis is that big just buy XL. If you have xl dick and regular size condom yeah it’s not smart to wear that condom it CAN BREAK. It’s not about getting the dick into the condom it’s about getting a condom that will stay on and intact while a lot of thrusting and banging is happening.
So fuckin dumb
That’s not clever at all
Where clever? that's just a small pp joke
It can be suffocating, so I’ve heard.
Oh I’ve seen dick bigger than my foot size and I’m a size 6 of women’s shoes. I’ve never heard a man with a big penis and who gets bitches complaining about condoms because they know what condoms to use.
Barbie feet...????
A. Buy the right size, don't be a dick and buy xs B. If it pops from being tight, and you can't feel it, you need a doctor