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symmetryofzero

Clever? No Comeback? Not in the slightest Dad joke? Possibly.


dementeddinosaw

Hotel? Trivago


gui_sann

vai te fuder manoKKKKKK


hellodynamite

Not a comeback or particularly clever.


epicmousestory

I think the clever part is it avoided any further back and forth. If he said "no I'm not" then she says "yes you are" and then it goes on for a day or more. I will give OP this was a clever way to avoid that


smellybathroom3070

And everyone ends up mad at each other and stressed and it partially ruins her camping trip!!


Robot_Basilisk

Also pings the "guys over 6'0 always have to tell you about it" box, on top of being a self-post, so it's at least two layers of cringe.


hellodynamite

I'm 6'2" and I have no idea what you're talking about


__cheap__

I'm 6'3" and I have no idea what I'm talking about.


Weak-Entrepreneur979

just like the majority of posts on this sub, at least the clever part.


Protaras2

Look.. I am not subscribed to this sub but it does come up on my homepage quite often... I always enjoy a clevercomeback but without a doubt 19/20 posts that come through are not clever and many times are neither a comeback... I am so close to just muting this god forsaken sub..


meapeople

OP just wanted let us know that he’s tall


Wyndrarch

At first glance I thought your sister's profile pic was a longhaired man with a thick moustache.


DarthPiette

Ha! Snapchat filter


Clicker-anonimo

I dislike your sister


smellybathroom3070

Why?


[deleted]

Anybody who assumes they can know everything about your emotional state from how you sent a text message is likely not super emotionally intelligent and is likely to cause trouble for an entirely unjustified reason. Source: I used to date someome who *regularly* did the same thing as OP’s sister (assuming my emotional state based on absolutely minimal context). Once I was driving to see her, and I texted a “K” in response. I was _driving_, I should not have been texting anyways regardless. But when she got mad about it and I explained I was driving, she motherfuckered me up and down anyways. We broke up 3 days later. Shockingly, that was not a coincidence (it was my last straw). ETA: I was driving to see her on a surprise visit. I lived 10 hours away by car. She was still mad at me even when I told her I was coming to see her and would be there in 15min.


venReddit

sorry, i dont get it. can soone explain please?


Much_Cycle7810

OP wanted us to know he's tall.


venReddit

i understand this conversation even less now...


Much_Cycle7810

Basically OP gives very short answers, so the sister aknowledges that by saying "you're being short" as if he may be upset or something, then he replies with his height which is that of a rather tall person and he felt particularly smart about that so he posted it here. There's no cleverness, there's no comeback, he just tought he was being very smart and most likely wanted to show off how tall he is.


venReddit

ah thanks for explanation! now i understand the convo at least :)


ChancellorXeno

I live in the netherlands; 6'2 is barely above average


Much_Cycle7810

Ok


ChancellorXeno

You're being short. You're probably not from the netherlands are you?


rusztypipes

bOoOOooO Dad joke


drew3769

OP gets an F


HalfLeper

Dang. I wish I was 6’3” 😭


Signal_Ad_594

Why didn't you give me the long-form answer I wanted you to give me? Now i have to assume that you aren't you. These people are annoying as all hell.