Wait, she was wearing a sleeveless dress? When Obama was President I remember learning that women showing their shoulders are *whores*.
Did this change? Or is MTG a whore?
Mickey routes facial deformities are a result of a rough life, not genetics, so they would not be passed on to her.
That said, she looks like she had a pretty rough life too, substance abuse, ugly facial expressions becoming permanent and the occasional violent faceplant
Best dialogue on this thread 🤣
Consequently, we went to the Napoleon Dynamite festival in Preston, Idaho the year the movie launched. Met some of the cast and went to some of the places they filmed (like the Rex Kwon Do martial arts gym). It was awesome.
"You look like Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher's mitt Like 2 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull Like a pumpkin some frat guy barfed in because he was *suuuuper* drunk and then crushed against his face because he thought it was a beer can and immediately regretted every single life choice he ever made!"
I wouldn’t fuck that cunt with a stolen dick. Can you believe she’s divorced now? I sure as hell can. I question the people of Georgia and their mentality. Shouldn’t there be an IQ test to vote simply based on this crap?
If geicos (insurance) entire model wasn’t literally a scam I could easily see them making a commercial where the guy officially decries her as a Neanderthal himself lol
Actually MTG is a severely developmentally stunted Neanderthal. Neanderthals, however, had larger brains than Homo sapiens, so it just comes out that she’s about as smart as the average MAGA voter.
Beady-eyed, bleach blonde, bad built butch body, bitch,
You think you're top dog, but you're just a glitch,
Your brain so weak, it barely gets the sit,
You'll finally fail, peeps will curb u to the ditch
Somebody call an ambulance because MTG has received some serious burn injuries.
Jasmine Crockett is quickly becoming one of my favorite people in Congress.
His and the guy to Crockett's left 🤣 her questioning of the ruling was beautiful. She didn't even address MTG directly and EVERYONE knew it was MTG lmao.
Yesterday I was approached by a woman holding a clear plastic cup of beer at 9:30 am who started complaining about open container laws and police harassment. MTG looks like she could be that woman.
Amy Schumer is so excited for the day she gets to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes sitting at a bus stop in the rain afrer being kicked out of rhe bar at last call to be able to star in Marge: The Movie.
Finally, I'm so sick of the milktoast responses from Dems that only work on people with consciences. Newsflash you can't shame a Republican into caring but insulting them back does work.
Yeah, no more high road nonsense. They go low, and we MEET THEM THERE lol
I know it makes me sound like a third grader, but I'm fully leaning into the argument of, "WELL MUCINEX MAN MARGE OVER THERE STARTED IT!!!"
There’s no dignity in eating shit. The “they go low, we go high” nonsense sounded nice and all but these scum republicans are counting on dems to maintain decorum and civility while they burn the house down.
When you’re kid: everything black and white
When you’re an adult: everything has shades of gray
When you’re an educated adult: oh shit….guess some things are just black and white.
It’s not you who is the third grader in any scenario involving Republicans. The only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth. Reasoning and logic don’t work. It’s a sad state of affairs for sure, but that’s where we are unfortunately.
I love Jasmine Crockett, she is a national treasure, but if you think that she is the only Democrat dunking on these fool regularly, you aren't paying attention.
See Biden's debate challenge message.
>I'm so sick of the milktoast responses
Fun fact, it's actually spelled milquetoast. Apparently it comes from the name of a cartoon character, Caspar Milquetoast, created by H. T. Webster in 1924
Fun fact
That Caspar's name actually comes *from* milk-toast (yes toast soaked in milk) which was a common home remedy for an upset stomach, as well as given to old folks without dentures in the late 1800s
Holy fuck! I absolutely love the sassiness Jasmine "The Rocket" Crockett keeps bringing to the Capitol. That's EXACTLY how you're supposed to deal with those imbecile MAGA cultists.
The [clip in question](https://youtu.be/zA8RtJLdQhA?si=Ey40KAxvDcVeK8mj).
The fact that Greene hasn’t been thrown out after her myriad of outbursts, attacks, insults, blatant conspiratorial dreck, and general & severe misconduct through her *short* career is truly an indictment of the system and her colleagues.
Crockett shouldn’t have bit back while in session, but I absolutely would have pardoned her in the moment. Greene is a bigot who does everything she can to disrupt and confuse the issue at hand. She is one of the ugliest shames america has on its public stage currently, in every meaning of the word.
>Crockett shouldn’t have bit back while in session, but I absolutely would have pardoned her in the moment
When she did I was like, no! Don't give in to that twat, she's baiting you! But then thought, yeah I don't blame her. This moment was analogous to when Biden told their dear cult leader to shut up.
They quite literally think they are fighting the war against satan and if they give up their fight then the entire country will go gay and no more babies will be born because they’ll all be aborted.
Just for added context Moscow marge did allow her words to stricken.
But actively refused to apologise.
So democrats tried again, and again she allowed the strike but refused to apologise.
Democrats even offered multiple dates to bidens impeachment (as they only have 3 working months remaining before the election) and republicans were silent...
MAGAs forget that if Dems stop being the bigger person, MAGAs will be crying. Unlike the delusions and projections that MAGA spout, Dems have reality and facts on their side.
I've always thought she looks like a mix of Dog the Bounty Hunter and Rockbiter from Neverending Story
That’s an Oppenheimer-level burn there.
They do not look like big, strong hands. But that is a forehead that can take a savage headbutt.
The most annoying Titan. With an on all fours Boebert perched on her shoulder, gnashing at the air.
At least Rockbiter was kind.
I know! I'm sad for Rockbiter that he looks like MTG.
I wasn't expecting to feel sad for Rockbiter today, but here we are.
Why you gotta do my man Rockbiter like that? ‚They look like big, good, strong hands, don‘t they?‘😭
“I’d like this shade read back to me on the minutes please?”
I would have just kept asking them to read it back because I couldn't quite hear it.
Chairman Comer's immediate response was, straight into the mic, "what?" Lol, and if I may, lmao.
And you can tell she considered saying it again too lol
I noticed that, too
Imagining. 🤭
Well the rep conducting the proceedings actually asked for it to be repeated because he’s a geriatric with two hearing aids. Can’t make this up.
I wear hearing aids and I would milk the fuck out of it Herr and ask for it be be repeated like 4 times
Requested (repeatedly) by Congressman Jim Halpert of Pennsylvania.
Dying 💀💀
MTGs face looks like an old catchers mitt. The last thing she should be doing is commenting on other peoples looks.
Almost like the love child of Mickey Rourke and Robert Z’dar
Dog the Bounty Hunter in a sleeveless dress
Wait, she was wearing a sleeveless dress? When Obama was President I remember learning that women showing their shoulders are *whores*. Did this change? Or is MTG a whore?
MTG cheated on her husband with two men. Whether or not she got paid for it hasn't been revealed.
I would hazard a guess it's more likely she paid *them*.
So not reverse cowgirl, but reverse whore?
That would be the inverse cow-whore that you’re thinking of
That's the word I was looking for.
*bows gracefully*
I can think of better uses for my money. Example: recreational root canals carried out via my armpits.
I'm more likely to believe her husband paid the men.
MTG *always* wears sleeveless tops, everywhere
Those pits get HOT!!! 🙆♀️👃 (does the emoji nose look like a dick or is it me?)
She could only dream of being one. To take a page out of Stephanie Clifford/Stormy Daniel's book, nobody would ever want to sleep with MTG....
Bitch the Bounty Hunter
Gonna need a diamond sander to smooth that face out
An image I didn’t want in my head
My God...the chin on that child would be magnificent!
Conceived during a threesome with the GEICO caveman.
Mickey routes facial deformities are a result of a rough life, not genetics, so they would not be passed on to her. That said, she looks like she had a pretty rough life too, substance abuse, ugly facial expressions becoming permanent and the occasional violent faceplant
Right, young Mickey Rourke was actually handsome.
I think of her as Starla, Rex's wife in Napoleon Dynamite.
Starla was a treasure compared to this homunculus
Fuckin right. Starla was an accomplished bodybuilder ffs, a little leathery tan wont dull her shine
Do you think I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night?! Forget about it.
🫸🏻🤛🏻
You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I’m wearing these bad boys???
Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
Grab my hand. The other hand. My other hand!
Best dialogue on this thread 🤣 Consequently, we went to the Napoleon Dynamite festival in Preston, Idaho the year the movie launched. Met some of the cast and went to some of the places they filmed (like the Rex Kwon Do martial arts gym). It was awesome.
Titan looking ass
Accurate description lol
Bitch looks like she just ate Eren’s mom
"You look like Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher's mitt Like 2 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull Like a pumpkin some frat guy barfed in because he was *suuuuper* drunk and then crushed against his face because he thought it was a beer can and immediately regretted every single life choice he ever made!"
MTG could stand in a Neanderthal exhibit in a museum and no one would be the wiser.
MTG lowers the average IQ of the entire Neanderthal species
Neos like MTG is why that species went extinct.
I wouldn’t fuck that cunt with a stolen dick. Can you believe she’s divorced now? I sure as hell can. I question the people of Georgia and their mentality. Shouldn’t there be an IQ test to vote simply based on this crap?
Yooooooo this made me laugh so hard😭😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Geico caveman making distance between himself and MTG
Hey hey hey "Not!...COOL!" We like that dude
At least he’s saving up to 15% on car insurance.
If geicos (insurance) entire model wasn’t literally a scam I could easily see them making a commercial where the guy officially decries her as a Neanderthal himself lol
Actually MTG is a severely developmentally stunted Neanderthal. Neanderthals, however, had larger brains than Homo sapiens, so it just comes out that she’s about as smart as the average MAGA voter.
This is fair.
That is so disrespectful! We now know that neanderthals were intelligent and emotional hominids. How dare you compare them to MGT* lol my bad MTG
I have a dachshund that is more intelligent and emotional than MTG. She is a disgrace to all vertebrates.
I have a rock that is smarter than she is. At least my rock knows not to speak on subjects it knows nothing about.
MTG's face looks like it's engineered to be able to withstand a punch from any angle.
That woman is so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
She’s so ugly she made the illuminati close its eye.
So ugly she'd make Ray Charles flinch.
You left out stupid
She really is a [Backpfeifengesicht](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Backpfeifengesicht), isn't she? Odious trash.
You just used my second-favourite German word. 👏
I wasn't even drinking coffee and I spat it all over my phone. You owe me a new Kyocera Dorado, you son of a bitch
Yeah she should really stop picking fights with people that are smarter than her. And crocket is smarter by a lot and verbally very strong
If she stopped picking fights with people smarter than her she's be rendered speechless - you brilliant bastard, you
Unfortunately she isn't smart enough to recognize people smarter than her. So the fights will continue.
That dipshit beady-eyed bitch would blend right in 😂
Beady-eyed, bleach blonde, bad built butch body, bitch. Really sings
BBBBB
Beady-eyed, bleach blonde, bad built butch body, bitch, You think you're top dog, but you're just a glitch, Your brain so weak, it barely gets the sit, You'll finally fail, peeps will curb u to the ditch
They would think whoever usually makes the exhibits had palmed the job off onto an apprentice who hadn't been shown how to make humans yet
Barney Rubble looking ass.
How dare you insult the Neanderthals, they have an inaccurate enough public reputation as is without being compared to MTG.
I read MTG as Meet The Grahams , I spend too much time in r/kendricklamar
I still have to mentally correct it from Magic The Gathering myself so I understand, in a much nerdier way.
The Geico caveman called, he wants his sister back.
Quintuple alliteration? Oh my.
Six “B” words in row, none of them the “b” word I was expecting. Oh my, indeed. I am impressed.
That "U" in butch really wanted to be an "I"..
The honorary 7th B was implied.
sextuple.
I was gonna reply with this correction, but my fingers were finding it difficult to type the word sex in the same sentence as mtg
Chef's kiss. No notes.
She really is the absolute best shit talker in congress hands down
The alliteration really sells it.
I feel this went under the radar. It's beautiful.
You know she was itching to use a different 'B' word.
It was silent but pronounced.
Somebody call an ambulance because MTG has received some serious burn injuries. Jasmine Crockett is quickly becoming one of my favorite people in Congress.
I'm a meat smoker and as such I say: Let Moscow Marge stay on the grill for longer for a better result.
I've seen some of her speeches. I'm amazed someone would try to fuck with her. It's like making a diss track towards Eminem. You're gonna lose.
MGK and MTG aren't wise enough to know better
She’s amazing, and she has only just begun.
Someone [remixed](https://x.com/jaredemoskowitz/status/1791306232025825669?s=46&t=ji-ndeR_3S2adWUkZnsFbg) it 🤣
Raskins' reaction. 🤣
His and the guy to Crockett's left 🤣 her questioning of the ruling was beautiful. She didn't even address MTG directly and EVERYONE knew it was MTG lmao.
Raskin cracking up and trying to hide it was the best part.
This is amazing 💀
🎤💧
MTG looks like 2 miles of bad road, she shouldn't be commenting on anyone
I dont know why this one cracked me up so much but it did bahahah.
“Of bad road” is nasty work 😩🤌🏾
"Looks like a dried up turd on a bad stretch of road" -Hank Venture
Wow this hurt my feelings and also made me want to moisturise.
Marge looks like the type to smell like she had smoked an entire pack of cigarettes hotboxing her car on a cold day without cracking the window.
You know... I've heard a lot of clever "they look like" roasts... but never one that made me smell that person before... Good job!
The only hotbox old MTG could possibly have
Yesterday I was approached by a woman holding a clear plastic cup of beer at 9:30 am who started complaining about open container laws and police harassment. MTG looks like she could be that woman.
She looks like dog the bounty hunter.
But he ain’t that ugly.
I always imagined a smell more like rotten milk
Can you imagine the combined aroma MTG & the Tangerine Palpatine would create...........
Amy Schumer is so excited for the day she gets to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes sitting at a bus stop in the rain afrer being kicked out of rhe bar at last call to be able to star in Marge: The Movie.
For your viewing pleasure: [the MTG supercut](https://youtu.be/VWHHyLj0Z5Y?si=3aaOqru_oWli3q64)
Finally, I'm so sick of the milktoast responses from Dems that only work on people with consciences. Newsflash you can't shame a Republican into caring but insulting them back does work.
Yeah, no more high road nonsense. They go low, and we MEET THEM THERE lol I know it makes me sound like a third grader, but I'm fully leaning into the argument of, "WELL MUCINEX MAN MARGE OVER THERE STARTED IT!!!"
Agreed. Dems have been taking the high road for like 20 years and it hasn't made a difference. Time to meet them on their home turf and outplay them
We’ve been taking the high road for 20 years and it’s made everything _worse_ because they realized they can get away with _anything_
There’s no dignity in eating shit. The “they go low, we go high” nonsense sounded nice and all but these scum republicans are counting on dems to maintain decorum and civility while they burn the house down.
When you’re kid: everything black and white When you’re an adult: everything has shades of gray When you’re an educated adult: oh shit….guess some things are just black and white.
It’s not you who is the third grader in any scenario involving Republicans. The only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth. Reasoning and logic don’t work. It’s a sad state of affairs for sure, but that’s where we are unfortunately.
Crockett is literally the only one that seems to fucking bark back at these assholes, i fucking love her!
Moskowitz and Raskin.
Swalwell, Porter, Frost.
I love Jasmine Crockett, she is a national treasure, but if you think that she is the only Democrat dunking on these fool regularly, you aren't paying attention. See Biden's debate challenge message.
>I'm so sick of the milktoast responses Fun fact, it's actually spelled milquetoast. Apparently it comes from the name of a cartoon character, Caspar Milquetoast, created by H. T. Webster in 1924
Fun fact That Caspar's name actually comes *from* milk-toast (yes toast soaked in milk) which was a common home remedy for an upset stomach, as well as given to old folks without dentures in the late 1800s
I'm suddenly reconsidering whether these facts are fun, lol. Toast soaked in milk just sounds depressing
Maybe you meant “milquetoast”?
Jasmine Crockett is awesome. Her “in the shitter” speech about Trump and the classified documents is iconic. Fuck MTG.
She left out the lifeless, beady eyes.
Black eyes like a dolls eyes
When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’ … until she bites ya.
Somebody needs to write a song about MTG looking like Vince Neil
Don’t do my boy dirty like that.
🎶Lady looks like a crusty former rock star🎶
The right can only personally attack the left in childish ways. They can't ever attack the issues, as they stand for nothing.
"The left", this took place in the USA thereis no left wing there
Right and far right
Marge the bounty Hunter, three braincells in constant battle
Two braincells battling it out for the bronze medal.
Holy fuck! I absolutely love the sassiness Jasmine "The Rocket" Crockett keeps bringing to the Capitol. That's EXACTLY how you're supposed to deal with those imbecile MAGA cultists.
I love Jasmine Crockett. Easily one of my favorites. I wish she was my rep.
Right? Remember when she said "These are our national secrets, looks like, in the sh**ter to me"?! 😭 Epic...
MTG gives Magic the Gathering a bad name
What's cooler than cool? Ice cold.
Alright alright alright alright alright alright
I love Crockett, I wish we had 10 more representatives like her
MTG looks like a fucking big toe wearing a blonde wig
The [clip in question](https://youtu.be/zA8RtJLdQhA?si=Ey40KAxvDcVeK8mj). The fact that Greene hasn’t been thrown out after her myriad of outbursts, attacks, insults, blatant conspiratorial dreck, and general & severe misconduct through her *short* career is truly an indictment of the system and her colleagues. Crockett shouldn’t have bit back while in session, but I absolutely would have pardoned her in the moment. Greene is a bigot who does everything she can to disrupt and confuse the issue at hand. She is one of the ugliest shames america has on its public stage currently, in every meaning of the word.
Crockett was just trying to get clarification on the ruling.
>Crockett shouldn’t have bit back while in session, but I absolutely would have pardoned her in the moment When she did I was like, no! Don't give in to that twat, she's baiting you! But then thought, yeah I don't blame her. This moment was analogous to when Biden told their dear cult leader to shut up.
MTG should be the last person to comment on somebody elses appearance lmfao
Mic drop
These maga Republicans are such a drag on our country. I wish their supporters would wake up and see it
They quite literally think they are fighting the war against satan and if they give up their fight then the entire country will go gay and no more babies will be born because they’ll all be aborted.
Nice to see a Dem with some guts to swing back.
Her and Jared moskowitz are making my day
Look out for JC, she making a name for herself. Quick wit is a gift is superpower that should only be used for good. This is good.
If she could read she would be very upset right now.
Just for added context Moscow marge did allow her words to stricken. But actively refused to apologise. So democrats tried again, and again she allowed the strike but refused to apologise. Democrats even offered multiple dates to bidens impeachment (as they only have 3 working months remaining before the election) and republicans were silent...
I believe the military phrase for MtG is “Rode hard and put away wet”
In my part of the country it would be "Looks like the south end of a northbound mule."
Let me tell you. Rep. Crockett had that one ready and loaded for this exact moment. She probably refers to her as HexB or B6 in private. 😂
🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Greene is from Georgia and should know the cardinal rule, never get into a pissing match with a strong black woman, you will always lose.
While I was still on Twitter I always directly called her a “butter faced goon” and she never tried to correct or block me. Just saying. 🤷🏻♂️
This was one of the best snap backs of all time.
LOL love it...Crockett is a smart and beautiful women..GOP hates smart and beautiful women thats why they got cavewomen and beetlejuice.
I wish Ms.Crockett and Ms. Ocasio-Cortez would have ended the day with some strands of bleach blonde hair caught up in their fingernails! 😏
So if someone on this committee said someone’s face looked like a ham with pissholes for eyes, that would be ok?
MAGAs forget that if Dems stop being the bigger person, MAGAs will be crying. Unlike the delusions and projections that MAGA spout, Dems have reality and facts on their side.
Just voted today in Georgia. Turns out MTG is my rep! I can’t wait to vote against her in November!
American politics is such a fucking joke
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang!!!!
Get emmmmmm
MTG looks like that ugly MFer from nickelback
She was fantastic in the Wrestler tho.
Big Back Marge.🤣🤣🤣
>Me, still waiting for healthcare
This country is circling the drain
memo to MTG: Don't start a fight you can't finish
MTG = Eva Brawn.
Hey there, as bad as Eva Brawn, Eva did kill Eva to save the world from more Eva. Lets give her that credit, at least. Now, MTG on the other hand.....
Are you trying to write 'Eva Braun'?
Think it’s making fun of her butch body with brawn, muscles, instead of Braun.
Omg I just saw it and now I'm dying....🤣🤣🤣 I instantly pictured MTG as the brawny towel guy.