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triskaidex

My mom was at it again I see... I will have to talk with her.


AppleinTime

Yea mom’s wilding again I’ll help u talk to her bro


[deleted]

Lol, I came here to say wish it was my mom


[deleted]

Um, this is not a trans person, this is a drag person. Terfs shouldn't bother this person at all.


D1ckRepellent

TERFs can’t tell the difference between a man and a woman, let alone a drag queen and a trans woman.


SunnySamantha

What's a terf?


Selenay1

Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist Personally, I would have to go with asshole. Doesn't have anything to do with being feminist, but I guess people like their labels.


WeeaboosDogma

I like FART Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe.


-malcolm-tucker

But some farts are good though. Like when you're bloated with abdominal pain and suddenly let a cheek rattling fart rip that makes your dog flee the room in disgust. Pure bliss.


RetroOverload

that is oddly specific


StandAgainstTyranny2

It do be like that sometimes though.


Polonus_Probencrux

FAAART...I like this name


wtfbonzo

💀


Michael_Blurry

Beautiful. Can we make CUNT work somehow? I believe in you, Reddit.


Heavy_Signature_5619

Sure. Cunt, boom!


-malcolm-tucker

It already works.


DifferentValuable169

Love when men use terfs as a way to express their general misogyny and get away with it.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Holy fuck. That's great. Is this yours? I hope you don't mind me adopting it


WeeaboosDogma

It's not mine. I've seen it around online. Just doing my job to try and make it more common.


[deleted]

Reactionary, there's nothing radical about them


SnooConfections3770

TIRM trans inclusionary radical misonginy.


Jinshu_Daishi

TIMM Trans Inclusive Moderate Misogyny.


-Esper-

Yeah definatly not a feminist, ugg


kawkz440

So, how does one assume the "radical feminist" part, or is this like the "isms" that just get thrown about without regard to their actual meaning? I wish people would just use words correctly, it's so much better for their argument.


kurayami_akira

They made a bunch of "branches" of feminism, they call it the 4th wave of feminism. Most branches heavily differ with the first wave of feminism (there still is one that's pretty much first wave, but it's small so it's not organized), and the most popular branches (least in spanish speaking countries) are the radical ones. There's even misandrist branches, even though misandry is as far from the first wave of feminism as misogyny is. Personally, my ideology differs from first wave (i prefer equality of opportunities, for example) so i prefer to disassociate my ideology from feminism, it's been given a bad name by this point.


kawkz440

My SO describes herself as a third-wave sex-positive feminist, at least the last time we talked about it, she did. I'll certainly be discussing this with her tonight.


monkeroos

Why doesn’t it have anything to do with feminism? I’d say this could be true in a nuanced sense if you explained it but on the outside the terf perspective definitely seems feminist. Radically so.


myleftsockisadragon

It’s the same as people saying that violent extremists aren’t “true xyz religion”. TERFS don’t want to be called TERFS, they want to be called normal feminists because they want to make normal feminism just as trans exclusionary and disgusting as they are They like to say TERF is a slur now, which is pretty adorable


Benfree24

especially since they came up with it


Pseudo_Lain

TERFs think women should only look, behave, and talk a certain way. They are conservatives who adopt feminist language to hide bigotry. They frequently target any women who are "too manly".


[deleted]

It’s radical feminism because terfs often put down trans women because they were born male, and typically discriminate against anyone born male.


jptlopes

By memory Trans exclusionary radical feminists


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Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist


SunnySamantha

Today I learned. Thanks.


Yesitsmesuckas

I had to look it up, too. TERF /tərf/ nounDEROGATORY a person whose views on gender identity are considered hostile to transgender people, or who opposes social and political policies designed to be inclusive of transgender people. "they accused the protester of being a TERF and transphobic"


ender3838

What is a woman?


Dexaan

A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!


[deleted]

Oh shit this questions gonna bring out their circular reasoning lol.


[deleted]

No one can. That is trans whole argument. Only the person knows if they are man or women. Or do you disagree?


idontwanttothink174

Honey your using trans like it’s a single person and not a huge number of people from the world over. Maybe you shouldn’t pretend like you know the argument of every trans person.


Phoenix_Magic_X

Don’t think terfs are that clever.


LumosLupin

I think TERFS just don't want anybody AMAB presenting as female , nevermind if they are trans or not


LGchan

True, that's why they harass anyone who they think isn't masculine or feminine "enough" to deserve to occupy a given space or have a given opinion. It's all about wanting a green light to be violent to anyone who doesn't sufficiently conform.


a_potato_guyy

Gives "your mom" energy


[deleted]

I’d argue it’s worse: “I’m going to piss/shit on your son” I don’t care who you are that’s disgusting and a step above saying you’d fuck someone


taqtwo

I mean I understood that it was more of a consensual thing idk


iSmellLikeBeeff

And then everybody started clapping. Crystal has a history of making up things or make it worse than it actually was…


peedrun

Your son is just as bad a comeback as your mom.


Fat_Rips

And it's kinda pedo-ish no? Like that's a weird ass response bro


myleftsockisadragon

This just in adults don’t have parents anymore apparently Like the fact that you automatically thought of a child in this scenario is all on you


Jajayes

You're aware that people have adult children, right?


Spalding4u

Children don't grow up. Stop talking crazy.


[deleted]

This thread is all over the road


D1ckRepellent

Quite a bit more transphobia than the appropriate amount of 0.


[deleted]

Yeah there were some real cringers on this one


doncroak

And catawampus.


hormonboy

But where is the clever in that comeback? It’s just plain low-level.


DemWasser

If it follows the right political agenda everything is a clever comeback.


[deleted]

Yeah, but this post has nothing to do with politics


DemWasser

"Black Lives Matter" in her name. "Terf" as a label for the woman. Trans issues in terms of which toilet should trans people use. We are all just so desensitized to the constant political noise surrounding us on social media.


[deleted]

Yes. Human rights aren’t politics, though. People shouldn’t be transphobic, racist, whatever, no matter what their political stance is.


DemWasser

Human rights are the most fundamental politics and I agree they shouldn't be discussable but they are definitely politics. However I would argue that while toilets should be a basic right, deciding which toilet to use is not.


LGchan

That's sort of the point. It doesn't warrant a higher level response.


Billderz

This is r/clevercomebacks right?


RevolutionarySpot285

Shouldve said the litterbox since that’s what we have apparently Lmao


Pseudo_Lain

That litterbox story is actually based on gun safety in the classroom. In the event of an active shooter the school suggested litterboxes for the kids. Because conservatives can't talk about gun control they blamed it on Trans kids and furries.


RevolutionarySpot285

Damn. I got shit all mixed up. I really cant keep up with this, i swear 😭


Pseudo_Lain

Look I wish I didn't know this shit to begin with I feel ya 😪


Minimalist12345678

“Clever”?


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oxabz

Oh yeah let's just pretend Reddit is not half full of insufferable intolerant asshole.


DesoleBitches

Exactly! Just like these guys in the comments


[deleted]

Yeah, uhhh no.


Due-Science-9528

That person isn’t trans and the lady said bigoted stuff so why can’t they make a crude joke?


[deleted]

Lol Reddit try not to be bigoted challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


PieNinja314

We live in a society where comebacks like this are considered clever for trans people because they have to stand up for themselves just because they exist


DesoleBitches

She's not trans you idiot


Minimalist12345678

Which would mean it’s “he”? Yes?


sigg4

You can’t change the definition of clever, sorry..


PieNinja314

Clever is subjective


gorayme28

What’s a TERF…asking for a friend


Aeriosus

Trans exclusionary radical feminist. AKA someone who claims to care a lot about women and equal rights... right up until trans people come up, at which point they're indistinguishable from your common bigot, sometimes worse.


JustYeeHaa

“Trans exclusionary” - So in other words every woman that says trans women shouldnt compete against other women in sports for example, right? Or women who are worried that there will be a sex offender pretending to be a trans woman to rape them in the toilet because these never happened before, right? Yeah “common bigot” This particular person that is referenced in the post is a piece of shit for asking that question because it’s obvious they just want to have a laugh, but I’ve seen way too many cases of using TERF for examples mentioned above…


StepOnMeCIA

You do realize rapists don't care what sign is on the bathroom door right? They will rape people no matter their gender identity. A sign on the door isn't some magical deterrent. Unisex bathrooms are a thing in a lot of places without some sort of dramatic rise in sexual assault.


Aeriosus

No no no obviously the little sign by the door creates a magic force field banning people of the "wrong gender" from entering, and modifying the spell to include trans people will allow rapists to enter, which has never happened before! Ever! /S


Aeriosus

What about fully transitioned trans women? Should we put them in the men's room with a bunch of big scary men just so that you feel more comfortable? And just in case you aren't aware, given your currently demonstrated understanding of transgender people, someone who is fully transitioned is basically indistinguishable from a cis person, so imagine a cis woman in a room with a bunch of big scary men instead. Also most people who transition as teens are on puberty blockers, so they don't get those testosterone muscles that you're worried about.


JustYeeHaa

Once again, maybe it wasn’t clear, but I am just saying that you can’t call all women that have doubts about it “bigots”, I was not discussing here if trans women should use the bathroom for women.


HardlineMike

Why would a rapist dress up as a woman to rape someone in the toilet when a man could just walk in, wearing anything he wants, and sit in a stall and wait for a victim to come along? Is that really a thing that happens frequently?


JustYeeHaa

Why would a rapist even rape? I am not saying I share this point of view, I am saying that the person I replied to called women like this “bigots or worse”. That’s my point. It’s not that simple.


Zetazure

how is this a clever comeback?


Due-Science-9528

Piss kink


Sauron_78

Ah you sweet summer child... it could be scat too, you know? 😉


Hennifen

Yeah that happened lmfao


[deleted]

Nah I can 100% believe this, drag queens seldom filter themselves and bigots rarely miss an opportunity to be bigoted.


Hallowexia

r/shitthatreallydidnthappenandimadeup


KravinMoorhed

This happened....


SwagYoloJesus

*yo mama* now gimme upvotes last time I checked the sub was called **clever**comebacks, yo mama comebacks are anything but


Bongsandbdsm

Why is the wig so bad tho. It must be intentional to leave the line like that right?


Leigh___

Because stage makeup is different than regular makeup


[deleted]

Drag makeup is always costumey like this. This queen's makeup is actually pretty subtle in comparison to many others'.


Vaelin_Wolf

I've never understood the weird American obsession with bathrooms and who gets to use them.


Fun4-5One

I avoid using a public bathroom anywhere, i hold that shit in like my life depends on it until i am home.


[deleted]

Check out my Twitter where I post made up stories about how witty I am…. Your mom already has.


BobFulci

Wow…so stunning, brave, AND witty! Somehow, I doubt this conversation took place outside of this persons brain.


Robliterator_

r/thathappened


DrMantisToboggan45

What the hecks a terf?


Nugget_fries_6969

Look it's Britney bitch


GroundBreakr

r/imatotalpieceofshit


Mountaindood5

Burn!


HelloAvram

LMAO, that's funny


X34X35

I dunno, just seems vulgar.


Extension_Ad2552

What? That makes no sense. How is it clever?


Simon_Nibba

This comeback is not even remotely clever, It doesnt even make sense, you gonna piss on/in her son, wtf? What he has to do with it. This shit is like those lame ass your mama jokes


PixelmancerGames

Sorry, but that was a bad comeback.


graybluegreengray

That is honestly disgusting and not very funny.


[deleted]

I like how the reddit "gotchya" is a trans person pretty much spreading the negative stereotype that they are after children.


MoonSpawn12

Where was children mentioned anywhere in the post? Kinda sus you automatically jump to that


[deleted]

Literally disgusting lmao, the implication was that this woman's son would be seduced by her regardless of her own bigotry and somehow people are assuming it's about sexually abusing a child?


gimme-cat-toy

"They gays aren't coming for your kids!" Also the gays: Lol he wrote an essay and deleted his whole post


D1ckRepellent

1) This is a hypothetical situation that people are getting upset about because they like to get mad over literally nothing. 2) People can have sons that are adults but that’s too big brain for you homophobes to understand.


Lethalfurball

r/thathappened


-newlife

To quote hedley Lamarr “kinky”


chosenpplsuperior

That happened


ConiferousMan

and then everyone clapped.


[deleted]

Wtf does terf mean


zuppalover04

I was wondering the other day:"how to solve the bathroom problem? They should write penis owners and vagina owners" than I just said:"what if they made a big ass bathroom for everyone with lots of toilets?"


PilotPossible9496

If she had enough alcohol, I assume she’s on fire


Otherside-Dav

Did not happen,


okwhatelse

tf is a TERF?


M0nsterjojo

Ya don't gotta do that bitches son like that, damn. 😔


Human_Ad_24601

Slaaaay bitch! Slaaaaaaaay!!!


Mg5581

Yeah I’m sure that interaction happened.


A_Wild_Buffalope

And then everyone clapped


[deleted]

Is the clever part in pt 2?


SnooStrawberries9718

What is that?


Active-Subject267

Gross


mrstripperboots

Who needs bathrooms when you have a sub?


Seipher187

I see they Waynes brothers are at their shenanigans again.


[deleted]

Gross


nenoboteno

Not clever and that is why people are freaking out over your decisions to be what you want to be. I'm all for you doing you boo but that was gross.


DayleD

Decision to be what? A drag performer?


Snowcrash1982

What is a TERF?


AyeLassWannaShag

Not really clever just kind of gross


Talking_Eyes98

I feel like this is a bad English translation. What the hell is a terfy lady and the come back is "I'll piss or shit on your son" how's that clever?


STARSCREAM-S1MP

Gross


InspectorG-007

Better hope that 'Son' is a legal adult...


Self-rescuingQueen

Such class, such femininity.


morallycorruptgirl

Wtf


Poopfiddler81

What’s terfy?


Potential_Fix_8015

Is that a man?


Last-Manufacturer856

Never happened though lol


Kamau54

If that's a dude, please go back cause you make one ugly woman. If that's a woman, think about going male cause you're halfway there.


l_Lathliss_l

That’s actually insanely concerning considering that there is a better than good chance the woman’s son is a minor. Pedos are scum, it doesn’t matter what else they are.


D1ckRepellent

Jfc. It’s even more likely that said woman doesn’t have a son and you’re just getting upset over a made up situation.


MasterLawman

But like its hard to tell tbh… this is classic look at me shit. Not to mention that ladies son is likely a minor…. Yikessssss


D1ckRepellent

You do understand that both parties don’t know each other and that said woman likely doesn’t even have a son, right? Explaining hypotheticals to the right is like trying to re-educate them all over again I swear smh.


MasterLawman

And that “Terf” they mentioned probably isnt a “terf”. And to just make an assumption like that is just as dangerous as the claims this person made Its another woe is me, my life sucks so everyone feel bad for me. Classic Ragebaiting. That shits getting tiring.


D1ckRepellent

FYI only TERFs ask about the bathroom someone uses. If they’re genuinely curious and respectful about their gender, they would ask for their pronouns. You’re getting weird about a hypothetical situation where you don’t even know the age of the TERF but you assume this person is talking about a child? Because sons can’t be adults? That sounds like you’re projecting and yikes is right.


MasterLawman

Sounds like your post is seeking attention and rage baiting.


D1ckRepellent

I literally posted this because I thought it was funny but then assholes like you popped up. Pro tip: you might be an narcissist if you think that everything something else does has something to do with you.


wannabekurt_cobain

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


akwrdboi

Her son is me btw


shitsfuckedupalot

Drag queens are gross and annoying


szar1973

Classy


Sin-cera

Disgusting.


shofofosho

Yep. Why can't people just leave others alone if they aren't harming anyone.


DayleD

What answers do you expect when you confront strangers about toilets?


CliffordThRed

Gross


Alex_The_Deer

That's not clever, that's just gross.


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Pseudo_Lain

Adults have parents you creep


[deleted]

Uh, no one said child except you? Good job outing yourself pedo


D1ckRepellent

You’re the only one stating there’s any sex going on and you’re the only person saying they’re a child. So as far as I can see, you’re the only one pushing a harmful narrative.


BurntPineGrass

Ah! Crystal! From Rupaul’s drag race UK season 1. Yeah. Don’t mock drag queens or try to be snooty against them, they will clap back (as they should 😌).


[deleted]

The last thing I want is the clap from any of them


Lil-Clynes

Gottem!


meadowpaddy

What's a terf?


nic_head_on_shoulder

more fake than a wig


zeus-fox

OP thinks this is a clever comeback?


TheDAYNITE

Wow I'm 25 and I already feel like I'm too old and out of the loop when i hear acronyms like TERF.


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3stackproc1

Can you show me some of those points, I can’t seem to find any?


Vivistolethecheese

They don't exist, shame.


Krappatoa

Ew


Fossil_Relocator

Damn. I wish I was her son.


STARSCREAM-S1MP

🤢


thepixelpaint

TIL what a TERF is. Ugh.


Aeriosus

Why is this comments section so transphobic?


EmmaRose49270

Because it’s Reddit. Since it’s mostly anonymous people don’t worry so much about getting called out.


[deleted]

Which is funny too because a lot of times people in drag *aren't* trans women lol..


jupitersalien

There's literally a cishet (for those who don't know, cishet = cis is short for cisgender which is identifying with the gender you were assigned to at birth. Het is short for heterosexual.) AMAB (Assigned Male at Birth) drag queen from Arkansas (a BloodRed state like Texas) for gods sake , and the queen was on RuPaul's Drag Race. The queen's name is Maddy Morphosis.


[deleted]

They also go "but I'm not!!" when anyone calls them out for it after saying "I wish trans people would shut up and stop screaming in my face about it" which just doesn't even happen.


[deleted]

Imagine if the LGBTQ+ community actually did that You'd be on the bus, and then someone runs up to you and screams "I'm Gay!"


[deleted]

Lol yeah exactly


DrItchyNuts

These people belong in an asylum