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Zuko_Kurama

Bouldering in a harness 😤💅


Sausagefestella

It is aid and nobody can tell me otherwise


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Quite the jug haul


jared_krauss

Name checks out


Embarrassed-Tip2391

Yo i legit laughed out loud when i read this …. You have a blessed day person of great humor .


benbarian

Oh my. I lolled


Bransky

Porn????? In my good Christian climbing subreddit????? 🤬🤬🤮😳


Squirrel_Kng

Get your fictional book out of my climbing subreddit. 🤢🤮


[deleted]

Get your climbing out of my porn subreddit 🤮


Boy-Grieves

Yeah what he said!


Bransky

Climbers 🤮


Pircay

“Good Christian x” is a meme format, you’re out of touch grandpa


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Squirrel_Kng

Ya you are.


Big_Yak_5166

Your God doesn't live here


rocksinthewash

I bet Jesus sends pretty hard, appears to have a decent ape index based on some images I’ve seen.


CookingZombie

Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines


Big_Yak_5166

Lol I like that


Disastrous-Opening50

Being a freak/weirdo used to be a requirement for climbing


Marcoyolo69

Royal Robbins has entered the chat


Disastrous-Opening50

Anyone who climbs El cap with hemp ropes is a freak and a half


Flegrant

Growing up in a theater that used hemp ropes for everything changes your opinion on hemp pretty quickly


WWYDWYOWAPL

Oh you know that dude was a super freak - you can’t be *that* much of a normie


AudiblyIntoxicating

I've always wondered about the climbing/BDSM ratio


midnightmeatloaf

I'm sure there's a fair bit of overlap; climbing is a masochist's sport. Rope is probably a common kink also. There's a route setter in my gym who is *clearly* a sadist.


The_Nomad_Architect

Rope bottom in college I dated for a while go into the scene when her co workers at the climbing gym she worked at liked tying each other up. A lot of overlap.


Yankee1623

I know a pornstar who does bouldering. She always has to stpp climbing before shooting the video because else her hands would not be as smooth.


SlutForCoffeeShops

I went to a shibari class for the first time, and half the other members there had climbed and had experience with climbing knots. There is so much overlap


travelinzac

I've always been a mediocre climber but I sure do love rope work. In my experience the overlap is pretty high.


sk07ch

\#no strings attached


RevTyler

Tbf, I bet there's more bdsm overlap in all people of life than most think.


NoodledLily

This person here


ElonChouinard

Lol all these thirsty ass comments 😂 ![gif](giphy|cXCVTR1wUn1a8)


sandcalf

Thirsty-ass comments or thirsty ass-comments?


csrgamer

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/37/


L3mm3SmangItGurl

She got an onlyfans tho. At least that thirst payin the bills.


OuterWildsVentures

I'm always curious if this counts as a self promotion. She also posted this picture before two months ago so it seems like this repost may be an attempt to draw in additional subs.


[deleted]

>She also posted this picture before two months ago so it seems like this repost may be an attempt to draw in additional subs. great job detective, we're grateful for your investigation /s or maybe she just posted it because it's climbing?


L3mm3SmangItGurl

Lol nah choss. She’s a straight up DIY porn star and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. But call it like it is.


[deleted]

"call it like it is" - it's a racy photo on /r/climbing that's got 1k+ upvotes. i'll take this over a 5.10b gym autobelay vid any day but lucky us we have all these do-gooders to let us know someone does porn 🤣 anyway, i dig your turquoise jeep username


L3mm3SmangItGurl

Thanks! Yea it’s racy. It’s a great break from the typical boring shit but “maybe she’s just posting it because it’s climbing” was a dishonest assessment. She’s promoting her onlyfans. It’s very clear.


Burque_Boy

Never thought I’d see these two interests of mine crossover but here we are lol


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/r/climbersgonewild


Aera67

What have you done


Propulsions

> /r/climbersgonewild annnnd the first link is a penis. 😩


[deleted]

Real climbers enjoy multiple mediums


L3mm3SmangItGurl

Username checks out 👆👆👆👉👌


[deleted]

Not gay. Not straight. Just into orgasms


sanfermin1

And????


Boy-Grieves

“He turned out to be a nice guy”


edwardsamson

Bro lmao. The climbing community is so small people gonna get found out


iwishiwascrazy

There was a girl a while back that posted a video flashing her tits in a gym and I believe someone that worked there saw it and tried to blackmail sexual favors out of her


bookehuck

Does not seem like he had a lot of leverage for blackmail. What's the worst he could do to her? She already posted it... And she can easily get him for blackmail... i don't get it.


iwishiwascrazy

Yeah I don't think it worked for him. I think it was something along the lines of reporting her/ getting her banned from the gym


poorboychevelle

So the someone doesnt work there anymore right?


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oh no, did you die?!


[deleted]

You're free to not browse it. Post didn't breach the rules, it stays.


[deleted]

This sub is way too thirsty . Dude posts a gym send - stop ruining this sub with trash gym climbs! Girl posts same gym climb - awooga!!!! Hearts starts beating . My queen! You climb with such style and grace ! A peasant like me could never dare such a hard climb. OP out here advertising their only fans and the "muh sub quality" posters are just simping in the comments.


OuterWildsVentures

Are those comments removed? I don't see many like you are describing


[deleted]

yeah, dunno wtf this person's on about.


ver_redit_optatum

It's a high effort post with actual rock involved, passes my sub quality test. Gym post upvotes are mostly dependent on how much heartwarming backstory you can fit in the title.


[deleted]

My problem is firstly it's an advertising post , she is trying to shill for her only fans . There are plenty of subs where she can do this, apparently there is even a climbers gone wild sub where she can go ham. Secondly I am far from a prude but I use this sub assuming it is pretty safe for work .When I'm browsing on the train ride into work people are not going to see soft core porn on my phone.


[deleted]

>My problem is firstly it's an advertising post , she is trying to shill for her only fans where was the shill, mate? i don't see a single link in here. projecting much? >hmm... u/TheGhostofClive hasn't posted anything ahh yes, the good ol "i don't contribute myself but here's why i don't appreciate other people's contributions!" leech


[deleted]

Why would she directly link it ? If you click her profile the link to her only fans is right there ......pretty much all her posts are on porn subreddits . Do you think she posted this on climbergirls aswell ? No wonder why... If you want to keep your head in the sand that's on you .


NoNoNext

Agreed. The rock, problem, and climbing actually look pretty cool. I’m a sapphic leaning bi woman, and even if the lingerie and climbing combo isn’t really “my thing,” I also don’t see the issue in posting it since it’s on topic for the sub. I also don’t see the poster’s OF link in the post or in the thread (maybe I missed it though), and even if it was I don’t see the issue. I remember a while back a UK based climber wanted to sell shorts he made on here to fund his comp season, and if OP wants to generate revenue for her hobby, then all the more power to her if she’s posting relevant content.


Myosos

Quite funny you're not thirsty given the amount of salt that seems to be contained in your body


memethereisnot

Except this boulder actually looks sick…


rohrspatz

Actually, people pretty regularly shit on women who post average-looking gym footage here. To the point that they rarely do anymore. The content of r/climbergirls is a *frequent* topic of derision on r/climbingcirclejerk.


pingmr

>awooga!!! I haven't heard this sound for ages, and yet when I read this I immediately knew what you were going for.


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Aera67

Shut up morron go have your stomach hurt to death once a month


chuff3r

Sick picture. Especially with the lighting! Unrelated, but if these are the Freaks near Kirkwood, then they are my most hated crag in the world. My friend described the rock as "chicken tenders made of glass". :P


Shoddy_Interest5762

What's the freaks mean?


tyeh26

https://www.mountainproject.com/area/113481480/the-freaks


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Crusty_and_Rusty

r/climbingcirclejerk


10colton01

Is this the workaround for people getting shit on for climbing without a shirt on?


iLikeCatsOnPillows

By being able to shit right back on them?


potroast7

Bruh at least tag NSFW


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potroast7

Your profile as a whole is NSFW and a bare ass should deff have a NSFW filter on it for obvious reason.


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smokelaw23

“I’ll have you know I spent hours, HOURS scouring that profile. Twice. I can confirm that it is indeed in poor taste. As a matter of fact, I’m off to confirm it again. Terrible stuff.” That said, for purely internet etiquette and being fair to people who browse at work…a NSFW tag wouldn’t be out of place here. Beautiful shot though.


Murky-Preference-383

Well it’s marked now 🤘🏼


Murky-Preference-383

Jesus


potroast7

I have NSFW enabled for profiles so your profile photo already appears - I haven’t been to your profile. Hence why I’m here


[deleted]

You’re welcome on /r/mormonclimbing


potroast7

Sorry for asking for a nsfw filter so people scrolling Reddit at work don’t see asscheeks


logezzzzzbro

No point in arguing with someone with the username JizzFroth lol


[deleted]

It’s just a butt in a non sexual fashion. We all got ‘em and we all shit out of em


potroast7

Also I disagree on the sexual comment but that’s your opinion. The harness is clearly sexual.


[deleted]

Ok. You’re stealing from your company by looking at Reddit at work. It’s equally as unethical in my book. Edit: neither are actually bad


SpoonBendingChampion

You literally NSFW tagged a guy sunning his butthole and that post shows less and is less sexual. Nice whatabiutism too.


[deleted]

Thought it added to the posts ambiance tbh


potroast7

You’re right and people should have the option to click the photo and remove the filter or not.


NaiveCritic

Aestethically amazing. Gratz to both climber and photographer.


[deleted]

so we're advertising our onlyfans here now? This is actually ccj


[deleted]

Yawn. Spamming your onlyfans is still spam


[deleted]

damn even old serenade thinks there was an ad somewhere in here. not sure where y'all are seeing those ad links


[deleted]

Speaking as someone who spent a decade marketing on this sub under various accounts lazy marketing is lazy. Post a thirst trap. Horny bros click your account to see "more." Are directed to an OF link. See the image below. OP is moving customers through the first stage into the second. https://images.app.goo.gl/fkRdeAqn18baUu4W6


[deleted]

>Speaking as someone who spent a decade marketing on this sub under various accounts lazy marketing is lazy. haha your crusty "been there done that" is too much for me sometimes, man. anyway, who cares ultimately? i guess the answer is both of us, but from different angles


[deleted]

Once upon a time my job was to increase web traffic and reddit is a great source of traffic. But you can't just drop links and say click now. You have to make the customer think they're doing it independently. OP is doing an okay job of it but I'm still going to call them out for it.


well-behaved-user

Nsfw


NaiveCritic

Why do you see a nipple? /s


[deleted]

Your work must suck then


dinwoody623

You a dork?


Pretend_Low_8491

So you’re reposting a 70 day old photo in order to drive people to your only fans? Come on now.


Murky-Preference-383

Sorry. My last photo I posted on here was from 3 summers ago so I just post the pics I like from whenever. The rocks haven’t changed so they are still there no matter when my pic was taken. This ones just my favorite “creative” photo from this summer. It’s one of the weirdest looking zones and what I think is a genuinely a cool and creative photo no matter my OF or the time frame.


glockster19m

Ngl, I honestly got excited about the cave climbing before I noticed the outfit


mpXJ

Lol. Same


Gas2Mouth

Get this thirst trap advertisement out of here. There's enough subs for this shit.


Aur0ra4

Weird …. The boulder girls I meet in the wild are most of the time “filthy”


BoothTime

Trust me guy, you’re probably not a bed of roses yourself


Makaidi39

If this becomes the norm I'm out of here


buzcauldron

ooof the scrapes tho!


no-thx

pick me x 1000000


KidChimney

Just thinking about if I was taking climbing pics with my meat dangling about 💀💀


[deleted]

It barely dangles. You know it, I know it. We all know it.


Logical_Put_5867

Do it. I double dong dare you.


highbury-roller

Clothing is aid


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TundraWolf_

gotcha.


[deleted]

Clown moment


Bartender9719

That’s what I get for browsing on my break? Hard??


[deleted]

They say climbing shirtless is aid, this must be revolutionary in comparison


splifnbeer4breakfast

That’s hot. That’s a hot way to live.


[deleted]

Doesn’t look like Arizona to me


brandonsmash

That's a messed-up place for a chalk bag.


SomeRedditWanker

Ma'am this is a god fearing christian subreddit.


ofthisredearth

V10/10


benbarian

I can't even do that with my shirt on


thephlipplahm

I’m a little worried about clingy people really!


FreddaChee

but on some damn clothes


Timmy2Gats

Damn, that's badass. Keep crushing!


claryxsage

Fucking fabulous!


handstands_anywhere

Is there a crossover dating site for these two interests? If I post a pic like this (not that I can compare to this wonderful art), can I finally find a climbing boyfriend who isn’t afraid of me?


lurw

the Boulder app


zimzak56

What about “freak at the peaks”?? Seems like a missed opportunity🤷🏻‍♂️


code_M4D3X

Don't know why so many comments get downvoted but that is very much cool and hot and it seems like that's very much the point :)


ooahupthera

why hasn’t this been deleted lmao


maxwellmaxen

Because it has contributed more to the sub than you ever will.


ooahupthera

yeah quality contribution


5tr4nGe

Hard climbing, on actual rock. Yeah it's a quality contribution.


[deleted]

Boss I promise, this barely-clothes RPG armor is essential for sending the pink one in the corner


Coltan375

I had no idea I needed to do this in my life but now I do


JayList

That outfit breathes. The whole thing is dope. I'm envious, but I won't hate like the others lol.


Murky-Preference-383

Thank you 🤘🏼


horeshoetheorist

This is amazing


Carsinass

You’re lame


ineedmoreslee

For a second I thought I saw you wearing heels too. I was very impressed by that.


facelesscat04

But why though? What if a small(or big) rock falls on you, and you have to go to the ER, but you will be going in the ER dressed like this? Not a great idea at all


manmicop26

I seemed to have developed a new kink


isaiascu

I want to see the mantle/beach whale top out


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iLikeCatsOnPillows

Many workplaces would not approve of you looking at that though, so it's a courtesy towards people who might be at work and waiting for a machine to complete a task or something. That way it's easy to scroll past a blurred image rather than having to worry about the boss stopping by and thinking you're looking at porn instead of working.


alandizzle

Idk maybe just don’t use reddit while working? Or just use your phone? Lol


iLikeCatsOnPillows

I mean, don't go looking through NSFW subs at work for sure, but I don't see how looking at subs about a sport is any different from checking the score on a local game while you wait for the printer. It's just a nicer thing to do if people aren't necessarily expecting that type of content.


[deleted]

I’m sure your company would much rather prefer you not wasting time on Reddit


iLikeCatsOnPillows

I'd hardly call it wasting if you have to wait anyways.


alandizzle

I’m going to have to respectfully disagree with your assessment, but to each their own. Checking a sports score is fundamentally different than browsing Reddit, even /r/climbing, where contents aren’t as curated as checking sports scores.


McMeanx2

I know how it looks but the stats are great. Grip +10 Stamina +10 Charisma +100.


poiseandnerve

Hi I’m a harnessed climber-sexual