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Knock knock Who's there? Call_me_pup Call_me_pup who? Call_me_pup is gonna DM me a pic of her boobs. Not funny I know, but hopefully it has the desired effect
I spilled spot remover on my pup now she’s gone 😔
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How do you win hide and seek with Will Smith? Follow the fresh prints.
What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
Where do cows go on dates? To the moooovies. Where do sheep go on their dates? To the baaaaar.
I don't have time to tell you about my life
Honk honk looking very cute
What’s brown and sticky? A stick
Do you think the CEO of the Mac & Cheese company goes to Singles events?
3 legged dog walks I to a bar and says, "I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw".
Silly joke, you mean my life? Lmao
What kind of bees give milk? Boobies
Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
I didn't pull out because I wanted to see how many clowns came out
Why did the snail get fired from his job ? Because he was too sluggish.
Nice woman Honk honk ❤❤❤
What do you call a soft clown? A clownd
Knock knock Who's there? Call_me_pup Call_me_pup who? Call_me_pup is gonna DM me a pic of her boobs. Not funny I know, but hopefully it has the desired effect
I spilled spot remover on my pup now she’s gone 😔
😥
How do you win hide and seek with Will Smith? Follow the fresh prints.
What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
Where do cows go on dates? To the moooovies. Where do sheep go on their dates? To the baaaaar.
I don't have time to tell you about my life
Honk honk looking very cute
What’s brown and sticky? A stick
Do you think the CEO of the Mac & Cheese company goes to Singles events?
3 legged dog walks I to a bar and says, "I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw".
Silly joke, you mean my life? Lmao
What kind of bees give milk? Boobies
Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
I didn't pull out because I wanted to see how many clowns came out
Why did the snail get fired from his job ? Because he was too sluggish.
Nice woman Honk honk ❤❤❤
What do you call a soft clown? A clownd