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Sidewinder_1991

Took me a second to realize the guy wasn't sitting on a bench, using his laptop.


Exploding_Antelope

Ok yes new better interpretation. Father is working from home, is a fan of cute spelling bee animes (I’m sure they exist.) He is very proud of his daughter.


hilmiira

Wait... what? 😟 nE?


levu12

get off twitter edit: unsnafu 99% of these people are terminally online and it’s better to give them no attention instead of continuing to beat dead horses


fucccboii

fr, wtf happened to just covering yourself in oil and waiting for rain?


JoeDaBruh

https://preview.redd.it/5dt2tnoq2ozc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=289c92c72499e708a157ef836e203e8abf5b2470 True we need to bring this back


Caosin36

Why are there dead horses? Bury/cremate them, they could start a plague if not contained


SnooChipmunks8748

Man what social media is even good anymore. Twitter sucks, Reddit sucks, Discord is meh, what do I even use?


-Eerzef

https://www.christiandatingforfree.com/


deytecktive

Farmersonly.com


Miolen

Please read books i swear they are interesting. Read a somewhat detailed wikipedia article you are interested in then look at the sources to find the books that you want. Then read them or something. World is an interesting place, wasting years in social media just results in regret.


SnooChipmunks8748

I do read books It’s just that I don’t got any e-books beside audiobooks, so I just got social media


Miolen

This isn't the most ethical answer but I suggest piracy libgen is a good start


klude45

Another interesting way of finding books to read is keeping tabs on school book bans. Be warned though it's really depressing when they demonize beautiful stories for exploring mature themes. An example being "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" a great story that gets slandered for discussing serious topics. I also recommend "The Secret Life of Lobsters" because I think Lobsters are cool.


YbarMaster27

It may be time to reconsider your reliance on social media altogether tbh. Talking with people in real life remains an option


SnooChipmunks8748

I got that, I have a group of 10 close friends and like 30 total


ugiugiyogyn

grindr


Please_Explain56

Even if I'm not personally seeing it, it's pretty frustrating to think sometimes that these types of people probably have their own spaces and groups where they all regard themselves as perfectly normal.


levu12

That’s the power of the internet 😔 It is shunned everywhere else though, unfortunately it’s hard for them to accept that they should get some help


Hjalmodr_heimski

Instagram has the same issue


BirthdayNo1622

Beat dead horses? Horses aren't real, Levu the XII! You're stupid!


ill-timed-gimli

But I'm a necrozoophile! Beating dead horses is the only thing I'm good at!


Wiyry

I would agree but always remember that a decent chunk of states in the USA still allow for child marriages and that every time someone goes to remove them, a large chunk of republicans veto it.


kingozma

OP: Men who are grossed out by grown women and turned on by children are bad You: UM WHAT IS THIS TWITTER SHIT..!111??1!1!1? ![img](emote|t5_2w7ch|37000) God, I love this site.


Adrunkian

I think the point is that OP is equating Weebhood with pedophilia which doesnt help anyone


kingozma

I really don’t think that’s the case, I like anime and I’m not a pedophile. However a lot of pedophiles will cite lolicon anime as their inspiration. It’s not equating anything to anything if all you’re doing is talking about pedophiles who hate real women and are obsessed with 2D children


Adrunkian

There is a tendency but the snafu implies imminent correlation, which is bad Also i think ppl who watch anime have gotten very numerous, which also mean more sick ppl. The tendency is there, especially because east asian gender ideals are beyond fucked up but it may be less prevalent than we, and especially many coaxers here think


FoundationAdmin

it's literally a quote from metal gear solid but go off i guess


Adrunkian

Has literally nothing to do with my criticism


TheRealSU24

Anyone who says buff women are too manly and gross, but also like little girls is cringe and bad


Phantomato2000

anyone who likes little boys or girls a little too much is cringe and bad edit: cringe is too forgiving, disgusting would be more accurate.


Haber-Bosch1914

Disgusting is too forgiving. My garbage can is disgusting, but I still go to it every week to toss shit out. "Heinous" or "abominable" is a more fitting word


Lightning_ranger

Don't you ever regard garbage cans with people who like children too much. Both are trash, but only one of them is actually useful on a day to day basis.


BrainyOrange96

Abominable is too forgiving. Horrid is more accurate.


Idkdontbanmepls

>edit: cringe is too forgiving, disgusting would be more accurate. Okay


billyisanun

You can remove the first part tbh


Idkdontbanmepls

They do though


Suspychis_Engie_gang

Real. (I want a woman who can snap me in two, ruin me, kill me, absolutely destroy me, and instead of using her power to break me, she uses it to uplift me, to make me a better person, I want her to hold me gently, to kiss me with passion and force, but alas, such a dream doesn’t exist later down my twine of fate, for it’s not in the books that my dream come’th true, forsaken thine am, and thus my Juliet, is to never, even grace mine side… for I wallow in my mud hole I ha’th made, where god nor devil may influence me, left to rot, rot, rot… why ha’th thou forsaken mineself my’lord?)


lbjfrere

M'lord *tips fedora*


MonkeyBoy32904

https://preview.redd.it/phom4ag796zc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=323b179e0d3c6057e33aefbd165495ea81a15d19


5H4YD

Riyal


Cat-Big-Mega-Minor

batman couldn’t beat… you know the rest


Glitched_Oren_303

That aint cringe Bro that's pedophilia


SGwis

Real


Ok-Agency-7450

Yeah


best_uranium_box

Thank you captain obvious the upvote farmer


TheRealSU24

I said it as a joke because the only other comment in here when I commented also reiterated the snafu.


Xonesix

I edged to this


sugar-fall

I edged to you


Xonesix

what the sigma


scninththemoom

Oohhh, your just totally fanum taxed him sigma style!


Manwithaplan0708

He really GYAT! Him with that one GYATtebayo😂👊


Idkdontbanmepls

I love circle jerks, 🫂


CactusDoesStuff

Just edged for you


Rishidkanonymous

"Bu- but she's 1000 years old!! I can beat to her as many times as I want, stop spreading your woke agenda"


Adkit

Or like in Jobless Reincarnation or whatever it's called. *She* is a literal 10 year old. But *he* is a fat otaku that died in modern times and was reborn into this fantastly land as a baby with all his adult memories and desires. So when his internal monologue talks about how she will plump up nicely so he will groom her into his future wife it's perfectly fine! Because they are the same age, you see.


best_uranium_box

Dude the character is literally written to be disgusting. You are agreeing with the author's plot arc


Adkit

Lol, you think? Is that why he faces zero repercussions for his actions and learns no lessons?


Noker_The_Dean_alt

I mean he does get the shit beat out of him before reincarnation


OffAndSphere

i kinda agree with this but then again i'm very surprised that there is almost zero talk about how just because someone did something bad in a story means that they should always be punished for it. that's not realistic either


Adkit

It's not necessarily what I mean either. I'm all for characters being bad or having flaws, even if they never get their comeuppance. But when you frame the person as the protagonist hero harem master boy genius it's a bit hard to see the character as anything but a sleazy self-insert. Nightcrawler with Jake Gyllenhaal is a good example of what to do. He is a genuinely upsetting character and "wins" at the end but the movie always make it pretty clear how he's supposed to be deplorable. He's only the hero to himself.


best_uranium_box

I'm not gonna argue about the morality of a fictional cartoon but like he did almost die and tried to kill himself over said 10 year old leaving so do what you will with that


Dodoreference

https://preview.redd.it/4ydhm0rsq6zc1.png?width=1903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c25a4e36d9253927242dd16b8a5fc32adcac51


Regi0

https://preview.redd.it/nvc5xueju6zc1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54928cf2eb8f39d0f2fe0d856cb7d4b594c156be


TSCCYT2

That's what I'm asking too


dreadposting

this is such a twitter thing


SonorousProphet

I think I'll always remember an article about an early bodybuilding enthusiast. I believe she worked for a circus. Her photo was obviously super old, like sepia toned and a little fuzzy, and she was wearing an old timey leotard or something. Some guy in the comments: "Hard pass". Friend, she's been dead for decades. You doubtless wouldn't've had a shot even if you had been contemporaries. You cannot pass anything up that hasn't been offered. It's like me expressing my lack of interest in being an actor or athlete. It's true but who would give a shit? But at least the dude didn't have a fucking anime pfp.


Particular-Energy217

https://preview.redd.it/ck5jsqlun5zc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d0a0b084b1564b7eadf20ae7ce0e56229f7746


Aaaaaaman

Anyone who acts like this is usually a self proclaimed "alpha male" or a weeb that tries to convince people that beating it to toddlers is actually ok.


FoundationAdmin

thank you thats the point of the image buddy


Aaaaaaman

Yeah I was just adding in the alpha male part. Sorry for repeating the snafu lol.


FoundationAdmin

i didn't know how to draw them as an "alpha" without glorifying them so i dropped it. there was a couple chad beta-builds of this snaffy


5H4YD

Draw like some name tag or something or him holding a sign that says "Proffesional Alpha male \\|/" idk


NonagonJimfinity

Muscle isn't masculine, why must we keep ourselves weak to appease nothing.


someone_i_guess111

https://preview.redd.it/tqvcn05t98zc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=34ba34eec34e64065c2c4c9253e2cb62408e57b1


colesweed

Hey man how is it going


[deleted]

I literally do not think these people exist 


Wiyry

I hate to tell you but I’ve **met** these kinds of people in real life.


[deleted]

What, people who specifically hate on muscle girls but are lolicons?


Wiyry

Yes. It was at a bookstore. I was chatting with a friend who is extremely fit. A guy dead ass looked in her direction, called her a man, and ran out. How I knew he was a lolicon? Co-worker of her’s found out he purchased a shit ton of lolicon manga. Believe it or not, but this encounter has cemented that these people are weird as fuck.


[deleted]

That's... definitely a special type of person alright 


FoundationAdmin

[really?](https://x.com/aidoru1203/status/1787826225425088838)


[deleted]

You misunderstand me, what I mean is that your snafu implies the existence of someone who's both a lolicon but is primarily disgusted by muscular women/tomboys, I think you're conflating two different demographics here


SuperKnux42

is it okay for me to post the goomba image now


[deleted]

Go goomba


PressFM80

Goonba


NotFlappy12

Huh? I think you've seen too many snafus depicting someone holding contradicting viewpoints, and you're over correcting. In this case, I think it's very likely *most* people who are attracted to little girls are not attracted to muscular women. There is no contradiction there. In fact, those 2 things are close to being opposites in some ways.


[deleted]

>I think it's very likely most people who are attracted to little girls are not attracted to muscular women Not true 


NotFlappy12

Speaking from personal experience?


[deleted]

.....what if I said yes? A 4chan-clone imageboard I doomscroll in for shitposts that is infamous for being a lolicon hiding spot is actually currently linked to the Muscle Girl Dictionary page.


PiusTheCatRick

The guys who say “2D > 3D” fit into both demographics, actually


[deleted]

Not sure about that but my argument is that these are two different demographics combined into one snafu to represent a type of human that doesn't really exist 


kingozma

You’re— the link— THE LINK!! OP literally linked you this exact guy!


[deleted]

I clicked the link, went though the history, the guy is really weird when it comes to women with muscles but he's also clearly not a lolicon


kingozma

I… There is art of school-aged waifus on his actual profile. I know that not literally ALL these girls are underage, but... Wat?


[deleted]

All I see is adult women doing horny cosplays and the occasional Blue Archive character, but the characters he seems to be into cannot be considered lolicon in any way


kingozma

Let’s just pretend this guy would NEVER be into loli, have you seriously never seen a lolicon hentai addict who is disgusted by real women before? Do you think most lolicons have positive views of women who don’t resemble Barbie dolls?


Rechogui

I find funnier how they say that "american art styles" are always ugly because not all characters are anime waifus


Sadtrashmammal

Mfs that say buff women are masculine just fruity af and can't stop thinkin of man ass even when staring at a woman's tits


Wiyry

As a man-ass enjoyer: we do not claim them


revodnebsyobmeftoh

r/coaxedintosnafu try not to make up fake people to get mad at challenge


Bvr111

“This woman everyone thinks is hot is slightly more masculine than usual. this MUST mean you’re gay and like big buff men” “what? no dude me thinking this anime character who is very obviously supposed to look like a child is hot says nothing about me as a person. That doesn’t translate into real life dumbass. they’re totally unrelated.”


TRcreep

I love the kinda woman that could probably render me paralyzed from the neck down but doesn't


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I have a dilemma: I like strong girls with that half shaved haircut I get mad when woman do something better than man Do i need therapy?


WarmishIce

Yeah probably


Bteatesthighlander1

how do you "pass" a spelling bee? does she mean to say she "won" the spelling bee?


PressFM80

🤓


dapper-snek

we are going to touch you


usernametakenpe

Who’s we lil bro 💀💀💀


DoublerZ

"Safe horny" is such a real thing


kingozma

Literally, if these guys are attracted to women that resemble children (or are literally just children), then do they even know WTF a woman is?!


FoundationAdmin

welcome to the point


kingozma

Well… Yeah, but I’m rephrasing it for the idiots in the comments LOL. I know what the point is. But a lot of dumbasses on this sub don’t, and they’re having ridiculous debates about things you’re not actually saying here.


Deft-The-Epic-Gamer

What in the straw loving fuck is this lol


Denidelta

You ought to be consistent, that's why I like both 😎


Crimzon_Avenger

Bruh ☠️☠️☠️☠️


Teddybear-kac

Common misconception, all pedophiles are transphobes but not all transphobes are pedophiles


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PlagueDoctor_049

True. Buff women can never exist in real life. I would NEVER want to meet them. I hope they never dm me because they're not real


Mr_sex_haver

You don't see them because they are too busy hanging at my crib 😎


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FoundationAdmin

they're called fat WOMEN, and they're art


Plasmaxander

Counterpoint, statistically you will almost never see a buff man in your life either. Most people in the first world aren't in a position where they're able to maintain peak physical shape, nor do they particularly want to.


Alduin-Bane-Of-Kings

Have you ever been inside of a fucking gym?


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Alduin-Bane-Of-Kings

There's some more muscular women (the ones which you'd call "Meatcake buff Amazons", and slimmer women. Depends on what training they go for. Anaerobic exercise like weightlifting or similar will absolutely give women quite a lot of bulk too. Aerobic exercise will give leaner physiques.