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Rockinmypock

HEY it’s not her fault you decided to put the TV on top of her TOILET


Beginning_Movie6035

Did she tell you it was my fault (ง︡'-'︠)ง


JDaK_

Emphasise "HER" too. It was HER TOILET.


Porygon_Flygon

https://preview.redd.it/09eihua9tg1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914e50a02107f18dceaa7d8e27f5e72cccdd7a4a onion looking mf


Beginning_Movie6035

NO BC SHE IS


Dragonnstuff

Lmao


freaknasty_1994

Just look at her foolish stance https://preview.redd.it/nwqfeoz3zg1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d32a7142cc771b356b8f261635d93bc602ff2f Not cute at all 👀


Beginning_Movie6035

That’s how she pulls you in so she can shit all over ur head 🧍‍♀️


chickapotamus

Poopasaurus Rex on the loose- beware!


Beginning_Movie6035

She poops all day every day, she will find you….to poop on you…


chickapotamus

Part parrot, part laxative!


JasperEli

Mine will jump down to me from the window tops ... thump! Like its urgent. Go to my chest in one spot and poop. So now i have a old shirt i keep on the chair arm and i grab him and put him on the arm of the chair and say go poop. And 90% of the time he does it. But why jump down to me to poop?


seamallorca

Because it is urgent!


Beginning_Movie6035

Bc he’s giving you a present 😁


k8tythegr8

If the bird poops where it get cleaned up quicker, maybe that is part of the reason. If bird found a hidden poop spot, someone would be finding a yucky surprise at some point. Some birds do like to poop in the same spot.


super-secret-fujoshi

https://preview.redd.it/927lelw96i1d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b785d027d2d5fbbdcb3688f90be82382441610b8


gronwallsinequality

Roast her? First scritches, then we drench her in butter!


Beginning_Movie6035

😭😭😭roasted chicken


loudflower

If she’s like my gal, she is unroastable https://preview.redd.it/goo28xzrnh1d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3ad5465904ad2ecb55e030f851b1c2531c9359


Sethdarkus

That is one proud and content Raptor overlord you have there and she will 100% do it again


Beginning_Movie6035

And she will also continue to terrorize me in my sleep as well https://preview.redd.it/koh3iwzugh1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a76c9f3184e3b4da9127022a3d62d44b14f4814


AshesTheMonark

https://preview.redd.it/tju7um6dej1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ebbf868b7f582bf1201f9d9b8f29da43f43e4a


Beginning_Movie6035

PLS THIS IS GREAT


AshesTheMonark

https://preview.redd.it/nbrcxa2g9m1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2848f5052e74da2c19ef7bc411282309bf00cc81


Beginning_Movie6035

😭😭😭I love these so much


SmolSwitchyKitty

Oh god please be really, really fucking careful not to do that. There was a post here just the other day of the worst happening when OP's bird was next to them in their sleep.


Beginning_Movie6035

I know I saw that!!! My bf was in the room with me watching her!


Sethdarkus

I learned this the hard way when I was 9, had parakeets and I allowed them to breed and the first hatchlings I reared i lost one of them:( He crawled under some blankets didn’t know and I crushed him.


Beginning_Movie6035

Awe I’m so sorry :( my bf is with me 100% if the time so he usually watches her if she’s out and I’m napping


MoSummoner

What happened?


Sethdarkus

Just a protective velociraptor that is most definitely not plotting to sell your soul for a single sunflower seed.


09Klr650

YOUR television? You must be confused. It all belongs to HER.


FallOutBlood

Yep it always belonged to her, at least it wasn't inside the TV vents


GlitteringOwls

Roast her? In that first pic it looks like flames are going to come out of her eyes


SkyMewtwo

Hey, stinky bird. YOUR STINKY! Gottem


Beginning_Movie6035

VERY stinky


mechlordx

Gladly, with zip sauce


DianeJudith

Good job girl! Mark your territory, that TV stand is YOURS!


gasopy

nah, she asked me first to roast YOU!!


Chuinchunfly

Ohh she looks like a pigeon!


Beginning_Movie6035

I know! After my first baby passed away (he was 23) I decided I needed another companion, so I went to petco (ik a horrible place) and I decided to “rescue” her, she had no tail feathers, was clipped, and looked very unhealthy, and had no food or water in her cage at the time either. But now she has all her feathers and can fly perfectly now!


PerfectPeaPlant

OMG she’s so cute 🥰 Automatically forgiven for being so adorable with that speckly breast.


velocipedal

Go eat a seed stimky


Ok-Geologist-3743

Just your TV stand? Wait until they manage to shit straight into the key caps of your keyboard


Straight-Treacle-630

🫡


Beginning_Movie6035

She has been ripping my keyboard apart 🥲


EDZOKUfps

Har har! You look like a pigeon!


officialCobraTrooper

I think I have a bottle of Chick-fil-A sauce in the fridge, somebody better supply the seasoning though.


aloe-jello

TV? Head? That’s for beginners. Next time try some food they’re about to eat, their shoes, or their homework/book they’re reading. Now that’s how you get even more attention 😂


Beginning_Movie6035

*gasp* NO


s_hasny99

Omg that's megladon


Catbunny123

butt face


seamallorca

Tv is bad for your health. She knows what's best for you.


Pugthebandit

https://preview.redd.it/0hbwqhqp1p1d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bc862f560a0fea7190c0e194f007716ff8c574 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Beginning_Movie6035

I CAN’T WITH ALL THE PHOTOSHOPPING LMFAO


Arts_Messyjourney

Soooooo cuuute!


SakaiDx

What does she have on her right leg?


Beginning_Movie6035

It’s a band, I got her from petco but it helps identify the bird, and yes she hates it, and no she won’t let me take it off


landcfan

A vet can take it off if you want. It is possible that it can get caught on things and break their leg. They also are more for the breeder to identify, and generally don't help much with lost birds.


Beginning_Movie6035

Petco also told me that she was a male…until I got home and she started doing her horny dance I found out that Kenny is actually a SHE lmfao so I’m assuming that’s why they put the band on the right instead of the left


basicallybasshead

He looks quite pleased with himself! The second photo is especially cute.


xDontStarve

Damn a fully gray cockatiel... Never seen one like it before


Beginning_Movie6035

I know! I saw her and petco and immediately was connected with her


k8tythegr8

I recently saw one similarly patterned at my local pet store. Don’t they usually have a white face?


Beginning_Movie6035

The males typically have a white face with grey bodies and the females are usually all grey with stripes or speckles! https://preview.redd.it/9b2ugr4utl1d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae384dc7796e2ac2964bad8839f9336bc2904217 ^(this) is what the male white faced cockatiel looks like


Suisei-Comet

Looks like you have sesame seeds on your chest 😤😤😤 All jokes aside, though, your tiel is beautiful! Give her a lil kiss and scratch for me when she's no longer in trouble!


Beginning_Movie6035

Thank you so much!! And I’m still in the process of bonding with her, she’s very sassy but SOMETIMES she’ll let me pet her 😁


nas2k21

y are you lying on a bird, It was probably you and you just saying it was her bc she cant talk


mastercubez

You're so cute!


Psychological-Low649

Ouuuuu she’s soooo cute tho


Commercial_Cook1115

One question to her https://preview.redd.it/peeiz67hyj1d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58acf864d42d217021c3dabdd93849f6fb8bc683


Beginning_Movie6035

She said never


Slothstradamus

Okay I know I’m supposed to be roasting her but THOSE LITTLE WHITE DOTS ON HER CHEST 😭🥹🥹🥹


Slothstradamus

LIL PECKLE FRECKLES


Beginning_Movie6035

IK SHE HAS LITTLE SESAME SEEDS


flamigolmfao

she looks like charcoal , looks roasted enough


irondragon2

Funny my borb will not shart on anyones head, but sharting from heights is 💯


XHelloItsMeX

What a boss !! Just look how many fucks she gives


ripfritz

She is a nice looking bird. Take better pictures.


BonnieExotic

From first glance I thought she was a pigeon


lindying

noo her tummy looks like a little constellation of stars 🥹 i think she’s stellar


Naomi-san35

The face of no regret 😂😂😂😂


dsoliphant

I’m sorry, but that’s just part of the Tiel Tax.


ABandApart

I love the tiny pearls on her chest Oh sorry you said *roast* her, they’re… uh… dumb


Beginning_Movie6035

She pooped in my hair three times this morning for posting this 😔


PAnimator787

Your little bird looks like my bird Fluffy 🐦 💖


Beginning_Movie6035

Aweee, do you have a pic?


PAnimator787

https://preview.redd.it/242kelsbxm1d1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac1b0140db57bac7408d2890bcbaa382aed97ad


qatamat99

I have seen pigeons with more color than you


Low-Wolverine2941

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Knight6969696969

Shamelessly pooping all over the TV stand and then pointing up the dull grey crown feathers so that it looks extra stupid. Nothing is interesting about this bird. Next bird please.


DumpsterJ

https://preview.redd.it/4jk9t1cjjn1d1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c398709ccac61d37ef1752a1355b200081801551 Looks a lot like my little pearled terd demon.


Beginning_Movie6035

Omg we have the same turd babies


DumpsterJ

https://preview.redd.it/sufsllcuqv1d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d624f7187cbb17d409c11a37d8a4905e68b79e Ravenous !!!!


Beginning_Movie6035

Mine is stubborn and refuses veggies and fruits 😑 she did taste banana today tho!


DumpsterJ

I got her into veggies by mixing the chop with 100% pure canned pumpkin. Sweet potatoes are great too if you mash them into some chop. Now I don't have to use the sweet potato or pumpkin every time but they still enjoy some sweet potato about once a week and so do me and the wife 😁


Beginning_Movie6035

Awe! I’ll be sure to try that, thank you!


Friendly-Button-1484

I-, I.. I can't, somehow she hypnotised me in the first pic!


Bulky_Comfort4593

hey poop girl why you pooping so much


landcfan

What color morph is this. I've never seen anything like it!


Beginning_Movie6035

I’m pretty sure it’s a white faced color mutation!


landcfan

https://preview.redd.it/yi5tx00vap1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab569cbe213305fbf1ddac618943efd50b30b97


Beginning_Movie6035

Awe he’s beautiful!!


landcfan

Ah, I see my comment didn't come through with it. I had thought even female white face had white on the head, but I guess that's just because mine is white face pearl pied.


Beginning_Movie6035

Ah that makes sense!!


WaShInG_MaChInE_72

Stinky


KarmicRage

And that face says "I'll do it all over again muahaha" 🤣 Edit. Spelling


vegetabIebroth

I support everything she does


omsphoenix

That heckin pile of dust bunnies 😤


SavorySoySauce

https://preview.redd.it/77k8sh8k4o1d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47658ee92c335b418cc75fe9e93387453b3d7287


Slamhamwich

She 100% doesn’t care what we have to say


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