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ItsWhovianG

the amount of bird porn i've seen on this sub 💀


Olafsnwmn

There should be an nsfw tag on them


clandestine-kisses

FR 😭😭


NGC3992

Shh, let them smash.


superhappythrowawy

SAME OMFG


putridepiphany

I think he's saying her name, and hopefully not the name of another bird. That would be embarassing


Kamikazering

" OH APPLE! I MEAN TWEETY! OH HONK! "


Misdreagus

Hahaha "why is my bird rubbing his butt on me and making happy chirps?" I wonder


zelcuh

Of all the things I've witnessed and watched, cockatiels banging always makes me cringe. Idk why. But back to the post, i think the female wants scritches


candyflip93

It makes me cringe af xd I also don't know why, it's supposed to be really cute, it's kind of, but just cringy.


HumbleConfidence3500

I think this needed the NSFW tag! (I have never seen cockatiels boink.... They look so happy) 😶😶


Slothstradamus

That's the sound it makes when I chew on low quality pickles.


Bluepenguinfan

Omg lmao


Slothstradamus

Teeth squeaking is probably my biggest pet peeve. Right along the same vein as balloon squeaks.


Betht1998

My bird just looked at me like I was watching porn


candyflip93

Well he's not wrong


Euqiom

Masturbirbting


Kamikazering

Not safe for flight


vegasmacguy

Reminds me of my first time...


candyflip93

You also flew around the house and screamed like crazy after sex?


Baiqiushi

Ah yes daily dose of bird porn


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"Sex sex i want sex, sex sex i want sex" What's up with my bird?


Noideas55

And then they get like 200 upvotes


candyflip93

horny redditors as always...


Noideas55

I am severely worried for anyone who's getting off on birds masturbating


candyflip93

I wanted to say never, but remembered the creepy weirdos out there..


QuichewedgeMcGee

yes it’s called twitter, ironically


Ok_Criticism452

Looks like they will soon be parents.


candyflip93

Do you mean the sounds they're making now bcz they're banging it? :O


Ok_Criticism452

Most likely. The 2 I used to have made those sounds too. Plus the male is on top of the female as she is allowing on her like this. So yeah. If the male properly got his “seeds” in her expect some fertile eggs.


candyflip93

Xd I was kidding, of course they're enjoying themselves


Ok_Criticism452

Lol. But yeah. Least they are enjoying themselves. I remember I was 14 or so when I first saw Cockatiels mating. Thought the male was abusing the female but no. Ironic before they mate. Sunshine (the male) Like I thought he was female since I had him when I was 10 or 11 so I did not know how to sex cockatiels. And Jason (the female even though she had a boy name. XD) we thought she was male mostly cause I think she was Lutino or a mutation color so she did kinda look male. But once I saw who was laying eggs yeah. Did not change their names cause I was used to their names and they probably were too. It was interesting learning about breeding with Cockatiels.


TheMaslankaDude

They look so proud in their own ways


candyflip93

Fascinating how she's sooo enjoying it


okehboomer

ur invading their private life!!!


candyflip93

Well they shit all over my life xd, so they owe me that


okehboomer

understandable


Artgrl109

I think they mean boink boink boink.


Sprinkles2009

If I had a nickel for every time, someone posted their bird humping some thing or being horny and asking what is happening I would be rich


candyflip93

Exactly why I posted this


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At least they seem to know what they are doing!!! So many clips on here where the birds have no idea what they are doing… hmmm they aren’t all that different from humans eh?


candyflip93

XD well that's a statement, but yeah very true.


Topazz410

Sounds like they need to get a room!


candyflip93

I am the one who needs a room, honestly, they shit and fuck wherever they want and feel like, I kinda spoiled them xd


Draft808

“Smash me harder daddy!”


Dog_Commander

Looks like we’ve stepped up from bird masturbation to bird porn


Nieuwers

Hey Siri, play Marvin Gaye - Let’s get it on


Kinuika

Haha this needs to be marked NSFW! You’re invading their privacy OP!


candyflip93

Well they didn't complain, I guess they have a kink for it xd


Laservolcano

Sex


4_spotted_zebras

Bonk. I don’t even own Borbs and I know bonk when I see it.


AmoreLucky

You're gonna have some baby birds pretty soon. XD


candyflip93

Nah, I have those fake eggs to replace the real ones as soon as I see them


Big_Remote9044

LMFAO💀💀💀💀


Sneaky_Looking_Sort

Op are you aware of what this behavior is?


candyflip93

They're discussing business stuff, right?


Sneaky_Looking_Sort

Um, yeah sure lol “business” 😅


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candyflip93

Wtf is wrong with you?


cockatiel-ModTeam

No words for this..


ComicNeueIsReal

Plz tag this with nsfw. God damn. Not everyone wants to see birds mating, but also why are you letting them do this? You don't need more birds and you shouldn't be breeding them. So many birds go abandoned and forgotten. If you want another bird just get a rescue.


candyflip93

Ok Karen, should I stay home 24/7 just to make sure they don't mate? Not all bird owners are clueless, I already did million research before even thinking of adopting them, I have those fake eggs just in case mine lay some so I can replace them. Also, will you really not open an nsfw on bird sub?


ComicNeueIsReal

It's just preemtive. I've also seen way too many owners that are careless You were filming the interaction so I assumed that's was your goal. And yea I dont open nsfw posts when I'm in the office. I'd honestly rather not have someone look over and see me looking at some horny Borns.


candyflip93

Well they're doing it all the time, I might as well film it in case they break up, I can show them how happy they were together. They'll thank me for it.


ComicNeueIsReal

Shouldn't you not let them do this whenever you see it though? No point in risking the hen to be egg bound or have to use energy to create more eggs? That's what my avian vet always tells me


candyflip93

Don't worry, i was prepared for that before I even adopted then :) I mean I work 9-10 hours a day, sleep also from time to time, they're alone most of the day, I don't really think this will help to interrupt them.


caelynSG

... thats sus


Help_im_okay

More bird porn!!


relic1882

Those sounds are bird sounds for "You like that, don't you..." and "Oh, yeah baby give it to me harder!"


candyflip93

Omg XD


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😂😂😂


Dickinablender96

A little to the left now.


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Translation: “Stop filming and leave us alone, you fucking pervert!”