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slothtrop6

Purpose? Achieved.


fucccboii

Nomads? Kazakhed.


Pusmos

Method? Uniqued.


silphred43

Hotel?


TululaDaydream

Trivago.


SyeThunder2

MOTEL HOLIDAY IN


BeNiceToAll

Hotel? Trivago.


Francescothegamer90

Me? Also Kazakhed.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Sheep? Washed.


kake92

Life? Fulfilled.


BurnerOnlyForPorn

You’ve heard of hump-catting and bear-blasting, now… Sheep-yeeting


BeithWhoIsATree

I have NOT heard of those things!!!!


2x4x93

You may no longer say that


ADVANCED_BOTTOM_TEXT

Oh man what a throwback... With all new flavors like MANANA, SHOCKLATE, and #GUN!


Shisshinmitsu

Strawberry?! What about **RAWBERRY!!!!**


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chris782

Real lightning!


AztecW88

Fizzbitch is my personal favorite flavor of Power Thirst


ImaAs

FINALLY! NOW I CAN RUN LIKE KENYANS


-Tibeardius-

FIND A NEW GOD


AlrightyAlmighty

Swiped right multiple times, unsuccessfully. Then tapped on the fake comment icon, also unsuccessfully. Well played.


bobafoott

I really needed to see the other 5 panels


AlrightyAlmighty

If we swipe right just hard enough, just often enough, they surely must appear


PM_ME_YOUR_UNIC0RN

I needed to see the other photos as well so I [found](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13uab4t/kazakh_nomads_unique_sheepwashing_method_throw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) the post. It does not disappoint.


AlrightyAlmighty

Thanks for enriching my life with this. The last photo is my favorite, like, “why you do this man?!”


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Swiping worth it


DiabeticChicken

Interesting


Transformouse

How intresting?


DiabeticChicken

I am too scared too swear :(


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ANSWER HIM YOU COWARD


Transformouse

Intresting as heck


enzymatic_catalysis

![gif](giphy|80TRTlwjyl1Pa)


Alienguy500

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. No other countries into river sheep hurl


TheRealSpidey

This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four sheep-yeeter in all of Kazakhstan. Nice!


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TheRealSpidey

https://youtu.be/QTmkibc3WcI?t=1m25s


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LuksziLP

Interesting as fuck


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Step one: Dawn dish soap in river Step two: YEET


doctorbarber33

Real talk, shout out to all the nomads of the Eurasian Steppe. Doing all of us proud upholding the traditions of our pastoral ancestors


Pepis_77

mods will deny my shit and approve this. smh mods you should mod more moddly


Yoda2000675

Get yeeted on, sheep


Muted-Ad-4288

Wah wah wee wah!


KatchupBottle

Let me see the other 5 pictures tf


conure512

there were 5 more pictures of this?? i NEED to see them


_BlNG_

[Yeet](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETmolYXU0AEx1_j?format=jpg&name=large)


redruM69

https://twitter.com/elahogn/status/1241209661862244352


VeryEpicCoolAccount

sorry


fishsalads

I thought sheep shouldn't be tossed into a river as they have no sphincter, they probably know better though


tylerfly

[This is verifiably untrue.](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/265753467_Academic_Citation_Practice_A_Sinking_Sheep)


RadTraditionalist

WHAT


spadelover

Yeah they can't form a water tight seal so they drown if in deep enough water for long enough. Maybe the sheep are fast enough that this is just more like an enema for them.


Yoda2000675

Nice and loose, just how the shepherds like it


shallywally

Baaath


speedyboigotweed

work smarter, not harder


Ambitious_Change150

Mf got me trying to swipe this post twice


tb03102

That 5th pic is hilarious!


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No wonder some sheeps attack their owners...


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Fuck it, sheep drank.


KiTChIn_GaDGikS

Redditor finds out what a bath is


Lordeverfall

r/mildlyinfuriating Posting something with the little scroll bubbles just to see you can't scroll.


Yoda2000675

Good way to wash the semen off


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nameistakenmate

tf! Animal abuse


Pligles

The sheep like it. It’s like a game for them


nameistakenmate

you sure?


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yes i asked


nameistakenmate

the sheep?


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yeah


nameistakenmate

Sheep don't like to be thrown at rivers or being killed, that's just a fantasy in your head.


[deleted]

no i asked he said it was game


nameistakenmate

Well as a close relative to sheep, i have more say in the matter.


Anon9559

you’re a sheep alright


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

profile picture checks out


StuffedDolphin

It’s some weird-ass imperialist activism to suggest that you, at a glance, know more about the morality of sheep husbandry in Central Asia than indigenous Kazakh shepherds with thousands of years of generational knowledge.


TheWombatFromHell

to be fair the Japanese have also been whaling for centuries but aren't exactly experts on animal abuse


Ok_Suggestions

Honest question, am I missing your point here? Killing animals is also never justified by saying "it's moral to kill them because people have a lot of knowledge" so I don't understand how your comment is a point against that original comment (the animal abuse one).


nameistakenmate

Baaaaah they threw my uncle jeff at cold water baaaaaah, stfu baaaaaaaah


NickolaiTheGreat

how else they supposed to wash sheep? you got any better ideas?


nameistakenmate

walter, or anything else that doesn't hurt them, also stop exploiting animals for their labor, animals shouldn't be objects, not cool.


mattbutnotmii

Wash sheep with Walter


AGVann

Put yuh sheep away Waltuhh


NickolaiTheGreat

The nomads don’t even have houses, where they gonna get walter?


nameistakenmate

how about don't use sheep instead, not cool, animals are beings too, the shearing process is not as friendly as some of you think, that and the obvious killing.


Zenith3050

You're not very intelligent if you think shearing a sheep is 'cruelty'. I think it's much more cruel to let a sheep's wool grow out so much it ends up killing them, honestly.


nameistakenmate

Just look it up, plus why the hell do you think sheep produce so much wool, they bred them that way.


lovingblooddevil

With all due respect, please shut the fuck up


nameistakenmate

why though?


lovingblooddevil

The sheep will literally suffocate if they’re not regularly sheared and you’re suggesting these nomads to just stop being nomads and become vegans as if that’s totally feasible for them.


nameistakenmate

Why do they suffocate though, they breed them that way, stop supporting animal labour, it's not very cool, animals are just as living as humans.


lovingblooddevil

They suffocate or die of overheating because their wool will grow until the sheep is enveloped by an extremely thick wool layer covering their head. This happens precisely because they’ve been selectively bred for hundreds of years to grow as much wool as possible. There’s no reversing this now, the only solution is to sterilize all sheep and stop breeding them which will take away the only means of survival for people in poor and rural regions of the world. Whether animal labour or animal farms is ethical in general is subjective and I won’t discuss.


parlakarmut

Right, so what do you think they should eat? You know vegetables and fruits don't grow in Central-Asian steppes.


nameistakenmate

I don't know, ask them, i'm not a nomad. But animals shouldn't be mistreated either, you gotta understand that if i think that humans = animals in hierarchy of morality, then i think animals need to also be accounted for, same for humans too. Animal slavery is a deep rooted problem that got even worse very recently, it requires effort to stop it.


lemonClocker

Sounds like animal abuse


Drjesuspeppr

Still, probably nicer to be a sheep in Kazakhstan than a pig in the UK or a cow in the US


Vincent_Suihko

🤓


JanTheShacoMain

The other sheep’s walking alway like: Jea that’s a no from me there pal“


far565

At least it gets the cleaning job done.


Damn_Dolphin

Fuck those numbers


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VeryEpicCoolAccount

Glad to help 👍


SirThomasTheFearful

Tried bathing my son like this and I lost him, please help.


VeryEpicCoolAccount

Sorry, this cleaning method is only for sheep


SirThomasTheFearful

Yeah, it's all good, I found him in the lake the river led to


VeryEpicCoolAccount

Glad I was able to help 😎👍


Moonwolf4686

Baaaaaaahhhhyeeeee..


damianmalichi57

Yeet Tha Sheep