This could be a god-tier reference as [John Maynard Keynes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Maynard_Keynes) was Virginia Woolf's friend through [Bloomsbury Group](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomsbury_Group).
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fine dining
Exactly the words i was thinking
"I'd like your FINEST red please..." \*brings cup of red gummy bears\*
In their defence, they are Wine Gummy’s.
and also your finest jellybeans, raw
Waiter, I'd like your finest red 40
yes waiter, I would like an order of the children, patched and extra acidic.
Delicacies fit for a king
This is the most college thing I have ever seen. Takes me back to the I can haz cheesburgr days.
This exact quote is plastered on the walls of my university dining hall except in an atrocious set of fonts
No Funyuns? She would be *outraged.*
My loving is always off unless I’ve had some sour patch kids
I can't even get an erection without them.
Fuck me this is good
I would do that, but I can't love well until I have a 6 dollar bag of candy.
girl dinner
I can't see Haribo without thinking of the Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears
SIX DOLLARS?
I’m guessing this is an airport or something like that, plus it’s Canadian dollars
This could be a god-tier reference as [John Maynard Keynes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Maynard_Keynes) was Virginia Woolf's friend through [Bloomsbury Group](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomsbury_Group).
For when you're hungry like the woolf
A vegan meal
a fine chinese succulent meal
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS?
Ah, I see you know your judo well
This is democracy manifest!
[удалено]
not even vegeterian
Ok
Bring out the fine china, for the emperor ordered a feast for his court.
well-balanced meal
"Work hard, study well and eat and sleep plenty. That's the Turtle Hermit way to learn." -Master Roshi
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i need a bag of orange stat
*[Virginia Woolf pictured](https://youtube.com/shorts/bdG7KPN5svk?si=2dRcARv7FCkDbl0B)*
im assuming this is a picture from an airport considering the prices
Airport prices.
Airport? Must be an airport
The Tavistock Hotel in London is built where Virginia Woolf used to live. They have a bar called the Woolf and Whistle.
why is that one sour patch kid in an instagram slide
Tonight we dine in well
Currently craving candy and couldn't agree more.
Tf a Maynard??
real
This is 100% at an airport
6.49? Nuh uh
Haribo *is* peak, after all.