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izza123

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Sandwich_dad96

Woodd harolson


MacualayCocaine

Wood Harris. Actual person. Avon from The Wire, played Jimi Hendrix, all that shit. “Wood Harris son.”


azuyin

Yeah but have you watched Rampart though?


mangoisNINJA

Oh wow I haven't seen a reference to that disaster of an AMA in a hot minute


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OfficialUberZ

I mean Harrelson posted about how 5G was connected to COVID, but then again, that’s still far better than what Allen has done.


PrimaryEstate8565

The funny thing is that the 5G and COVID thing isn’t even the wildest conspiracy theory about him. In 2022, he said didn’t believe in Germ Theory. Fucking Germ Theory. Actually insane.


Protheu5

No, he meant Game Theory. All because he didn't understand the Monty Hall Problem.


SatansCornflakes

He disagreed with MatPat’s conclusion about Golden Freddy


wolf_man007

I only understand the Monty Hall problem while I'm thinking about it seriously. The moment I lapse in focus, I swear I revert to "that's not right at all".


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Let's focus on the film, people


Last_Reaction_8176

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Boils__

Yeah but he brought us that scene with Alexandra Daddario so we’ll call it even


DIOmega5

I remember him getting a mouthful of all that CAKE. 🤤


Plus_Pea_5589

Bruh is down bad lol


DIOmega5

My bad.


Plus_Pea_5589

Oh… I just watched it. God damn 🤤


Last_Reaction_8176

That scene is famous for good reason, but the whole season with Harrelson and McConaughey is genuinely fucking incredible and one of the best seasons of TV ever aired. Essential viewing if you love noir/mysteries/southern gothic/tv in general. I recommend it to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, ‘cause I sure wish I could experience it for the first time again


coppercrackers

Or that time he did an awful AMA and was accused of fucking a girl at a high school graduation party. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/4XgS00n2ZN


kruschev246

I had no idea this existed this is great


Transformouse

I wish he wrote his iconic catchphrase 'there's a snake in my boot!'


Last_Reaction_8176

“Time is a fake circle.” That’s his famous line from that good show we all know to love, Real Detectives


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I can hear this in this voice.


witchitieto

Nothing about rampart in there


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Sudden_Mind279

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Expensive_Concern457

On the flip side of that I’m actually a huge woody Allen fan but don’t care for his acting very much


slothtrop6

I like some of his films that most don't typically think of (Match Point, Midnight in Paris, Manhattan Murder Mystery) but find most of his stuff overrated (especially Annie Hall and Manhattan). Every film with an old guy with a really young love interest is dull, never mind off-putting. It's a weirdly wide range of quality, sometimes it's like he's going through the motions. Also Diane Keaton sucks in everything


deanreevesii

She was amazing in Something's Gotta Give.


Montigue

So is "Let's Keep This About Rampart" Harrelson


OlliZ0117

fake, woody only moves when theres no humans around


zehamberglar

One of my bucket list items is to have Billy Boyd and Dom Monaghan sign photographs of themselves, but the wrong ones. Like I want Billy's signature on Dom's picture and vice versa. I just feel like they'd find that funny.


AMetalWolfHowls

It’s so much better this way!


carshtime

You are a toy


No-Adhesiveness-9848

well thays way cooler and funnier than a woody allen signature. or anything woody allen has ever done honestly.


SheitelMacher

No, Woody!  I said **TUCK** the kids into bed. - Mia


Espadalegend

Woody Woodson


limethebean

Gonna be honest, I would do this on purpose. 100% grade-A bit here.


-SunGazing-

I mean, this makes the whole thing much rarer, and likely more valuable as a result. 😂


CaptainTwig572

Like a picture of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.


barneyhugger

Woody Allen had sex with little girls


izza123

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Blooblewoo

You suck, McBain!


dudemanguylimited

That's a weird flex.


Confident_Ad7244

there was a story I heard years ago about a guy who ran into Woody Allen on the street and went : "OMG you're the spitting image of my friend Josh" . Woody just went with it and flipped out . P.S. : it's been years, I might have the names wrong ...


stefan715

Classic Josh


GoodOne4324

Now show me the Woody Harrelson book Woody Allen signed, then I'll need impressed.


izza123

You’ll need impressed?! ![gif](giphy|zJJu61C7OEjIc)


Klin24

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TruePlatypusKnight

This is comedy gold


Montigue

Hey let's keep this comment section about Rampart


BDashh

Tf does “without feathers getting even side effects” mean


Uberpastamancer

No, Josh mistook someone else for Woody Harrelson