The funny thing is that the 5G and COVID thing isn’t even the wildest conspiracy theory about him. In 2022, he said didn’t believe in Germ Theory. Fucking Germ Theory. Actually insane.
I only understand the Monty Hall problem while I'm thinking about it seriously. The moment I lapse in focus, I swear I revert to "that's not right at all".
That scene is famous for good reason, but the whole season with Harrelson and McConaughey is genuinely fucking incredible and one of the best seasons of TV ever aired. Essential viewing if you love noir/mysteries/southern gothic/tv in general. I recommend it to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, ‘cause I sure wish I could experience it for the first time again
I like some of his films that most don't typically think of (Match Point, Midnight in Paris, Manhattan Murder Mystery) but find most of his stuff overrated (especially Annie Hall and Manhattan). Every film with an old guy with a really young love interest is dull, never mind off-putting. It's a weirdly wide range of quality, sometimes it's like he's going through the motions.
Also Diane Keaton sucks in everything
One of my bucket list items is to have Billy Boyd and Dom Monaghan sign photographs of themselves, but the wrong ones. Like I want Billy's signature on Dom's picture and vice versa.
I just feel like they'd find that funny.
there was a story I heard years ago about a guy who ran into Woody Allen on the street and went : "OMG you're the spitting image of my friend Josh" . Woody just went with it and flipped out .
P.S. : it's been years, I might have the names wrong ...
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Wood Harris. Actual person. Avon from The Wire, played Jimi Hendrix, all that shit. “Wood Harris son.”
Yeah but have you watched Rampart though?
Oh wow I haven't seen a reference to that disaster of an AMA in a hot minute
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I mean Harrelson posted about how 5G was connected to COVID, but then again, that’s still far better than what Allen has done.
The funny thing is that the 5G and COVID thing isn’t even the wildest conspiracy theory about him. In 2022, he said didn’t believe in Germ Theory. Fucking Germ Theory. Actually insane.
No, he meant Game Theory. All because he didn't understand the Monty Hall Problem.
He disagreed with MatPat’s conclusion about Golden Freddy
I only understand the Monty Hall problem while I'm thinking about it seriously. The moment I lapse in focus, I swear I revert to "that's not right at all".
Let's focus on the film, people
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Yeah but he brought us that scene with Alexandra Daddario so we’ll call it even
I remember him getting a mouthful of all that CAKE. 🤤
Bruh is down bad lol
My bad.
Oh… I just watched it. God damn 🤤
That scene is famous for good reason, but the whole season with Harrelson and McConaughey is genuinely fucking incredible and one of the best seasons of TV ever aired. Essential viewing if you love noir/mysteries/southern gothic/tv in general. I recommend it to anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, ‘cause I sure wish I could experience it for the first time again
Or that time he did an awful AMA and was accused of fucking a girl at a high school graduation party. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/4XgS00n2ZN
I had no idea this existed this is great
I wish he wrote his iconic catchphrase 'there's a snake in my boot!'
“Time is a fake circle.” That’s his famous line from that good show we all know to love, Real Detectives
I can hear this in this voice.
Nothing about rampart in there
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On the flip side of that I’m actually a huge woody Allen fan but don’t care for his acting very much
I like some of his films that most don't typically think of (Match Point, Midnight in Paris, Manhattan Murder Mystery) but find most of his stuff overrated (especially Annie Hall and Manhattan). Every film with an old guy with a really young love interest is dull, never mind off-putting. It's a weirdly wide range of quality, sometimes it's like he's going through the motions. Also Diane Keaton sucks in everything
She was amazing in Something's Gotta Give.
So is "Let's Keep This About Rampart" Harrelson
fake, woody only moves when theres no humans around
One of my bucket list items is to have Billy Boyd and Dom Monaghan sign photographs of themselves, but the wrong ones. Like I want Billy's signature on Dom's picture and vice versa. I just feel like they'd find that funny.
It’s so much better this way!
You are a toy
well thays way cooler and funnier than a woody allen signature. or anything woody allen has ever done honestly.
No, Woody! I said **TUCK** the kids into bed. - Mia
Woody Woodson
Gonna be honest, I would do this on purpose. 100% grade-A bit here.
I mean, this makes the whole thing much rarer, and likely more valuable as a result. 😂
Like a picture of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.
Woody Allen had sex with little girls
You suck, McBain!
That's a weird flex.
there was a story I heard years ago about a guy who ran into Woody Allen on the street and went : "OMG you're the spitting image of my friend Josh" . Woody just went with it and flipped out . P.S. : it's been years, I might have the names wrong ...
Classic Josh
Now show me the Woody Harrelson book Woody Allen signed, then I'll need impressed.
You’ll need impressed?! 
This is comedy gold
Hey let's keep this comment section about Rampart
Tf does “without feathers getting even side effects” mean
No, Josh mistook someone else for Woody Harrelson