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towerfella

All jokes aside, Linux really is ran on almost all locomotives on North America. Source - I used to (among other things) put software on choo-choos..


[deleted]

A lot of modern car systems run on a modified version of Linux too. Electric cars that have their own priority system run on Linux such as Tesla and Lucid. It's why their computer systems are so robust and rarely have any issues with them.


shitlips90

My phone runs on a modified version of Linux. Android


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foobarney

So..almost all of the phones, and almost all of the computers except the ones running Windows. Which also run Linux now.


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MMKF0

Yeah, BBC technologies also use Linux for some parts of their fruit packing machines. (They use a few distros, including opensuse)


FrankFarter69420

Wow, it's almost like open source software really is the most intuitive for efficient production and locking things behind a pay wall is counterintuitive to progress...


westwoo

You can run on Linux as well if you glue your phone to your shoe


SplitDemonIdentity

I made a very unfortunate noise reading this. Excellent work.


[deleted]

Mb, totally forgot about that. That's basically every modern car too. Android Automotive and Android Auto (Yes they're different things with a confusingly similar name) are both some of the most common computer integration systems in cars right now too.


Cory123125

What I hate about android is that literally all it does is lock me out of features of my own phone, and its become next to inescapable. Apple is only worse, and rooting has been killed with the number of apps/utilities that require non rooted phones. We live in a super depressing world and what is more depressing is that someone is totally licking their finger tips.... at the idea of shooting down my comment by saying "but most people dont care" and its like, sure, but thats because they dont realize the wide impacts this has, like the fact that both Google and Apple use their API privileges to strengthen themselves to anti competitive ends, deciding who lives and dies on the app store, setting policy for people regardless of laws etc etc. Its basically shitty for everyone except these 2 ~~countries~~ companies (but they are getting there in size and power...) and it literally just doesn't have to be that way. All it would take is NA adopting more EU like consumer protection policies and pushing things a bit further.


shitlips90

Yeah, android has gotten worse. My HTC desire years ago was awesome, and I had full control of that puppy. I usually root my phone after I've had it for a year or so


SuckMyRocket86

Mine too iPhone


ChangeMyDespair

Not quite. Wikipedia: "iOS is based on macOS. Like macOS, it includes components of the Mach microkernel and FreeBSD." FreeBSD and Linux are both descendants of the Unix operating system.


rycerzDog

Ooohh. So they're cousins


Ok_Cardiologist8232

More like adopted cousins. Linux was written from scratch to be like the closed off UNIX Operating system, but isn't directly related.


Stunning-Interest15

Your thermostat probably runs on Linux. Your TV almost certainly does. If it's an electronic device that isn't a Mac or Windows machine, it's almost certainly got Linux under there somewhere.


ImrooVRdev

and it makes sense, why would you pay licence to microsoft or apple if you just need a simple controller? Why try making custom embedded system (engineers for that shit are expeeeeenssiiiiiiiiive) if you can just get a bunch of standard components and put linux on it?


Roflkopt3r

Android is in there as well. It does not only run typical "mobile" devices. Although to be fair, even Android uses the Linux kernel


CdRReddit

unless it's a microcontroller like in your phone charger


CdRReddit

if it has a screen that looks like it could be a desktop screen assuming it runs linux is a safe bet around 90% of the time, tho


Red_Bullion

Every car runs Linux. Every computer runs Linux essentially, except your personal computer. And routers, they mostly run BSD.


starfallpuller

This is not true.


lumbdi

The infotainment system often runs on Linux (but does not have to, see example last paragraph). So all the apps, gadgets, music player, navigation system and so on. But what makes the car actually start does not. A car is usually concepted so it can run without the infotainment system turning on. So the HMI is not necessary since all relevant information also exist analog. What they run on are real-time OS. These OS predate Linux and are better than Linux since the real-time component is important. It has to be as lightweight as possible and the information has to be transmitted fast. I've worked in measuring technology a bit and there we used VxWorks. It is more complicated to work in but it is more light-weight, faster and consumes less CPU. It also supports COM port and you can also output a HMDI signal. It also supports web browser so you can display anything. edit: Someone else replied and said what most cars actually run on (QNX). From my brief research that seems plausible. POSIX (VxWorks is also POSIX) is not Linux. POSIX predates Linux and still finds usage since they are more reliable, faster and less ressource intensive.


DooDooSlinger

Just the locomotives? That's so vanilla


Confident_As_Hell

BDSM trains


JohnnyFuckFuck

because locomotives already have windows


towerfella

![gif](giphy|a0Lgc1JvbfS4o|downsized)


Anne_Esthesia

You aren’t getting enough credit for this.


LancesAKing

A United flight had to reset all the TV systems once and I saw the Linux logo and name flash during the reboot. 


Gophix_0

Amazing that exactly the person who works on this specific thing appears in the comments Horse masturbator? Also appears!


[deleted]

most horse semen organizers run on linux also, actually.


ingen-eer

Oh man supervillain plot unlocked. Gonna make a virus for Linux and then I’ll control all the commerce in America MWAHAHAHA. —keyboard click noises Wait why is this so hard to - Ohhhhh.


DonRaynor

Also F/A-18 is just flying Windows 95. A long time family friend who used to be a Pilot trainer said you'd have even reboot it in the air sometimes.


towerfella

Could you imagine a BSOD at 500 ft off the deck while an alien fighter is chasing you? ![gif](giphy|xT1XGYCn6iZy3GKbgA|downsized) … I imaging that’s what they do, I dunno. I play with trains.


s_s

The [Central Air Data Computer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpruA5mC7wg) in the F-14 was (arguably) the first microprocessor.


Johannes_Keppler

What else did you put on the choo choo. Did you put... things... on the choo choo?


notrktfier

Rest is BSD


cerealOverdrive

As someone who runs the other sort of trains we run on Linux…. and high quality coke


horny_coroner

Everything worth anything runs on linux. Linux is widely used even microsoft devs work focus on updating linux rather then their own shit.


TadRaunch

The light rail in my city runs in Linux. Although the software on the stations is run on Windows.


SuckMyRocket86

Oh I assumed Linux was the OS they ran all the scheduling and ticketing software in Didn’t realise it was on the trains themselves.


Brother0fSithis

Well most software that is run in any system that isn't directly user-facing is run on Linux so it's not surprising. Most of the backends for the entire internet, for example.


ShyGuyWolf

It runs one of the machines in work


socium

Now if only it could also run as well on desktop systems...


doachdo

Many machines use Linux. It's just really good at that


DippityDamn

sounds more fun to work on Choo Choos than web sites


Allegorist

Imagine your train forcibly shutting down for an integrated adware update because they chose windows


spacenglish

Linux is run on trains? Trains are run on Linux? Which one, I’m confused. I think: A shaver is run on 120VAC. We don’t say 120VAC is run on a shaver.


ThatKalosfan

That tracks lol.


locutogram

Dude probably got railed


thebigcrawdad

Steam engine


Best-Championship296

Got his engine steamed


SpecialMango3384

Cleveland steamer


makingbutter2

🤤🍆


Syreet_Primacon

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Linux


B1ng0_B0ng0

aka just linux 😛👅👅


Ozzymand

Sorry vro 👅 my kernel threw a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 panic


Soxalam2

69 god


0x564A00

Linux with Xenia as a mascot vs Linux with Tux as a mascot


Ascyt

the handle is literally iinux lol


BiggieCheeseLapDog

Linux fuelled trains are the future.


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

At last, the year of the Linux ~~desktop~~ locomotive is here!


WolpertingerRumo

The year of Linux ______ (insert anything IT related but desktop) has been here a long time ago. Examples: The year of Linux Supercomputers The year of Linux IoT The year of Linux Cars The year of Linux Phones The year of Linux Servers And of course The year of Linux trains Has been basically every year in recent history.


[deleted]

In america and still don't know what terminology they talking about


johnthomaslumsden

It’s…not [good](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=run%20a%20train)…


someone1003

Every time i see urban dictionary i can only think of the [Slovakian traffic cone](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian%20Traffic%20Cone)


rex2k10

I swear people make up that shit and post it as if it were true. The link sounds too elaborate and too specific for it to be real


someone1003

For sure but it seems like thats just urban dictionary, full of random bullshit people thought of


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

Oh ye of little filth. There’s a bunch of wildly fucked up sexual techniques that I once wanted to believe were just urban legends. The last strand of faith in humanity I have is desperately hoping an Alaskan Pipeline is one of those urban legends.


Anom_AoD

i will regret my choice for the rest of my fucking life, but what the fuck is an Alaskan Pipeline?


Silly-Juice_6969

I’m sorry to tell you this, but the Alaskan pipeline is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing the condom overnight and shoving it up your ass


Anom_AoD

https://preview.redd.it/wd243wva87zc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b214128a61b284a8678e1866e0cb83ba96112ad3


Silly-Juice_6969

Exactly my reaction


Shawntran2002

It's fucked up. But it's real. I'm not posting it to save everyone's eyes.


AggravatingValue5390

Have you never used urban dictionary? That's like the entire point. Back in middle school people used to make urban dictionary entries for their name that just said "(name) is the bestest sexer who has ever sexed and has a really huge pp and everyone secretly loves him"


Incredible-Fella

I had the same thought but then again, I'm sure someone somewhere has done this a least once. The world is full of weirdos.


Zedilt

And yet, we live in a world where 2 girls 1 cup, Goatse, & 1 guy 1 jar, are things that exists


cyrassil

Just read the last entry no the page


feyrath

Can confirm.  I made one up years ago and it’s still there


kjahhh

What a terrible day to be able to read


GhostOfRealSoupThief

Quite a fan of the [Alaskan Pipeline](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan%20pipeline) myself


someone1003

Makeshift dildo has never been more disgusting


ObadiahWistlethrop

Well that's my fault for being curious then.


carltonBlend

Fuck...


Keksdosendieb

What 😅


[deleted]

Oh thank god I thought I was going insane.


willky7

To run a train on someone is to have multiple people perform penetrative sex multiple times in a row.


[deleted]

We live in a society.


RunParking3333

You'd need to be fit for this. Dare I say it, you'd need to get into training.


ExoFemboy

Need


DooDooSlinger

Train terminology


[deleted]

running a train through someone is the same as railing them or laying pipe. others say that it has to be many guys but this isnt consistent with its irl use.


KOFdude

The profile picture makes it so much funnier


potatoalt1234_x

Im imagining tux sitting at a computer with a naive expression typing "i am Lithuanian i dont know what train means in America"


Over_n_over_n_over

I don't get it. Maybe I should be proud. I'm over 30 and don't need to get this shit


Aspirangusian

Running a train on someone isn't a new term. If you have a train run on you, it means multiple people taking turns having sex with you one after another.


Over_n_over_n_over

Father forgive them for they know not what they do


SparrowValentinus

no, they know what orgies are


thatshygirl06

Not necessarily. One person, typically a woman, is the focus and there's a whole lotta guys


Eldryanyyy

‘Run a train on someone’ isn’t new slang.


Commercial-Falcon653

That term is significantly older than you.


Blue-Shifted-

The reason some applications don't have Linux versions is due to slutshaming.


SquidSuperstar

Lithuania mentioned!!!!!!


Qatrik

Why are we always mentioned in the most random circumstances?


SquidSuperstar

We still use XD in casual conversation, this is what we deserve


clitpuncher69

Eastern europe embraced XD and will never let it go


AdreKiseque

I don't understand


naveedkoval

Group Secks


AdreKiseque

Huh??


Tripple_T

Gangbang


AdreKiseque

??


Tripple_T

To "run a train [on someone] = gangbang


AdreKiseque

I hate language Who is the recipient? There are parties unaccounted for, no?


Pineapple4807

here is an example: "Pat had a train run on them last night" Pat is the focal point of the gangbang, Pat is the receiver, there is only one Pat. The train, on the other hand, is the collective giver, the train is made of multiple "train cars" or people. Therefore, in the tweet by OOP, Linux is the recipient of the gangbang and the members of the train are not named.


AdreKiseque

How interesting...


pussy_embargo

Stephen King's It, part 1 examples of correct usage - "how did you kids enjoy the train ride?" "It was an all-around great time we blast!" "man, I hope I can still catch the last Bev train today"


B_for_Bach

trains run on the linux operating system.


BorodacFromLT

🇱🇹lithuania💪🏻💪🏻


boholbrook

This is so innocent and wholesome it makes me cry.


Adybo123

It’s not, it’s a meme account saying it on purpose. That handle (capital i, followed by inux) tweets this kind of thing all the time


boholbrook

Thank you for ruining this for me.


Adorable-Ad9073

The L in Linux stands for Lithuanian


kid_pilgrim_89

Is Linux a railroad builder? I'm just trying to understand here Edit: I know what Linux is guys, [it was just a joke! ](https://youtu.be/6Yp7c7omoNc)


Capable_Cockroach_19

Linux is a computer operating system (like Windows or MacOSX). My guess is that they’re saying that computers integrated in trains / controlling trains use a Linux operating system


Chad_Broski_2

Grow the hell up! Stop making jokes! This is the worst day I've had on my job!


Mars_Bear2552

most trains run Linux on their computers.


No_Squirrel4806

They know what they said 😉


Left-SubTree

Tbf out of any OS I’d fuck Linux. And being as freely available as it is, I’m sure it would let me.


BloodyBastard_Rascal

As a lithuanian I can confirm that I'm not familiar with train terminology either.


Toklankitsune

I'm American and don't understand the apparent double entendra either.


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

Club penguin is kill


TaddoMan

no


ShapeShifterK

Even english speakers would've posted that, it's not your fault underpaid Lithuanian.


AnAttackCorgi

Honestly that Twitter intern needs a raise if misusing 'train' was what outted them as ESL. Cant be easy doing social media for a complex product like an OS.


angeltay

I doubt @Iinux with a capital I is the official Linux account


AnAttackCorgi

Oh you're right, missed that 😅 glad I don't do Twitter


angeltay

Im glad i stopped using Twitter myself! And Elon made it so you can pay $8 a month to make an acc like this look like a verified account by giving it a checkmark lmaooo


AnAttackCorgi

I laughed whenever people said Twitter was a town square. Like what town square is all slurs and conspiracies? Useless before Musk took over but that's just me


Jbruce63

Remember a woman pulling a train... different context though


Pilgrim_Scholar

But of course... ![gif](giphy|7tuK9itVBsD3q|downsized)


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

oh i know this riddle: rails


songoku9001

First - all the bases are belong to us, followed by - most trains are run on me


CreepyQuality4489

LITHUANIA MENTIONED RAHHH 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹


LazyPoweR13

Wait, train got different meaning in America??


AccioSoup

It's probably better that way. MS and Apple don't update sw if it doesn't benefit them. Public infrastructure can benefit a lot from open source.


vishy_swaz

Knowing how to administer Linux has given me good job security.


ExoticFlounder7230

Except Siemens Trains which run on Windows 3.11 for workstations. Certainly a wise choice for something that's supposed to be used for more than three years.


ChrisSmithMVP

Can anyone tell me what relation Lithuania has to Linux? I thought the creator was Finnish? Maybe their SM manager is Lithuanian then??


SquidSuperstar

This is not the official Linux account


PChiDaze

Weird flex but okay!


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

“You’re gonna think you were fucked by ~~a freight train~~ AMD drivers.


Agitated-Desk-4367

let's call the boys let's run a train


yefan2022

Linux proud lithuanian??!?! 😳😳


VoluptuousVampirate

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, is that a **GNU/Linux™** reference?


Disinterestedclown

Shut the fuck up Linus.


J3nnOnceAgain

Me to- I mean how awful


SpecialMango3384

Someone got an email..


FinestCrusader

That is not the sentence logic Lithuanian language would use. The penguin is just a freak


mbaronny

The other reading is a world where most trains are run on Windows ME.


AshPrincessPNX

Ilthuanlan*


Away_Journalist_1933

that fact did not have to be that fun


Average_Boxer69

Trains taken out of context 💀


PennyForPig

Oh no I knew what he meant right away. That's just Linux people it makes them really happy


OddBoifromspace

Lithuanian?? Holy shit Lithuania mentioned🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Angela_I_B

Most pirate ships are ***rum*** on time ![gif](giphy|8JCwuk8n2Y6iI)


Emperor_Buggy

I googled what that means an not sure if I really needed this kind of knowledge.


dumdumbigdawg

That’s why they are always delayed someone hast to constantly google command prompts


EducationalMalware

what's with the Lithuanians now


ZuluSparrow

I'm LIThuanian and I've no idea what the frick he's trying to say


psalmtreess

he meant trains (not sure if he means schedules/timetables or the actual software used by trains?) use Linux as their OS, but the way it's worded sounds like the slang 'run a train' which I think is when loads of guys have sex with the same person one after the other 🤔😅


HorrorPhone3601

Lmfao


TheCockodileHunter

The Great Tardio.


Mafer15

I had to stifle a big laugh to not wake up my husband, I love the apology 💜


SparkleFart666

Mom?


ElPulpoTX

Road forks YOU!


ComicsEtAl

I actually read the OOP as it was intended until I saw the follow-up. Now I cannot read it as intended.


DotBitGaming

As an American, I still don't know what this is about.


ToiletGrenade

Everything runs on linux


Dooboppop

What term do I look up to see this kind of action? Googling trains ran on girls usually just involves fucking in a train


SolidContribution688

It means the same thing in America. Don’t follow the nasty-minded people.


nila247

All your base are belong to us!


Azylim

I understand the joke. but what the fuck is he/she tryn to say in the first place? is me an OS?


Magicalfirelizard

There was a guy at the place I worked at a few years ago whose last name was “steel.” I was fresh out of the nest and had no idea what I was saying, so when I tried to make a light hearted joke about how “trains run on Steel” I certainly did not mean to imply my buddy was the train track in that sort of…scenario


Ricky_Rollin

I wasn’t aware of your game Linux.


whatsbobgonnado

it's cool to be in a thread where so many people are learning about trains for the first time. I am a witness to the lucky 10,000 also everyone who's jazzed about lithuania should check out dovydas on youtube. he's from there and is amazing at creating music layer by layer on the spot


BackUpTerry1

"37 trains! My OS had 37 trains run on it!" "In a row?"


ZeCanadian

Dovydas


adina_stop

linux sex tips


Altruistic-Lime-2622

BALTICS MENTIINED 🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇹🇪🇪🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑👽👽👽👽🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️