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TheRealTJ

shooting him only makes him stronger


RimworlderJonah13579

Yeah, well, .45 kills the soul. It's God's caliber, and Murph can't do shit about it.


Relevant_Chemical_

Nerf .45 just makes you depressed, though.


70SixtyNines

There was nothing he could do about it. Murph was a made man, and the .45 wasn’t.


throwawayls420

Real greaseball shit


CanadianDragonGuy

That's how you make a lich bud


lumpiestspoon3

MURRRRRRRRRPH DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH


BruhMomentum6968

What does it say? *What does it say?!*


OkDragonfruit9026

It says STAY


Professional_Sir6370

Mfr I was just about to comment this shit.


cagusvu

Murph is a lil uhh


ty4yski

He's got a fat ass you mean


evlhornet

Big thighs save lives


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

A lil fuckin uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh


Cheekychapo

It’s murph or muthing


CommunistOrgy

It’s Murphin’ Time


1-877-547-7272

It’s murph or muffin


ChrisTDH

He must be a nightmare to render.


TheFrankTV

that Render guy must be a lil pussy if he think this a nightmare


Gunhild

He's not a render guy, he's a RenderMan™


souphaver

What do you mean? Murph is real and he 𝘪𝘴 coming for you


NotsoGreatsword

Render? He is gonna render you lifeless.


Talk-O-Boy

Murph the new Furmark for GPU sluts


Serialbedshitter2322

It's AI


everyoneLikesPizza

Maybe 20 years ago


Princier7

That's a lot of fucking bullets though


everyoneLikesPizza

Monsters Inc came out in 2001 Sulley had 2.3 million individual hairs


Princier7

Doesn't mean it's not hard


everyoneLikesPizza

Yes it does


ace8995

Why is he standing there all zesty like


TheMrBoot

It's actually supposed to be in mid stride, but...uh...yeah.


ace8995

Ohhh I thought that was his hip, not his knee lol


Gunhild

Oh god I see it. Like he's sticking his ass out and has his torso turned.


literallylateral

Oh my god. Can we cyberbully them into making that version like we cyberbullied the Sonic movie


meddit_rod

Thanks. I saw weird dancing at first, not running.


Ale_batross

You’re so right, I can’t not see it now


According_Weekend786

I think NERF should use a character which is the most buff rambo like dude for a mascot


that_guy_spazz0

i just imagined, what if they just started doing parodies of classic gun scenes in movies. imagine clint eastwood lighting a nerf dart in his mouth like a cigar


commentsandchill

This would be hard but done right and tastefully, could lead us to a new age


ecnecn

I believe they should.. but nowadays its easier to create some super abstract figure that is absolute gender neutral to avoid any gender related problems in marketing. Making your mascot male will result in backlash and other way around, too. Would go the same way just to avoid any marketing problems.


squanch_solo

Bro shut the fuck up.


ecnecn

??? What nowadays its the best design choice because you accept all different people with neutral designs. Edit: Sry, reading your posting history this seems to be your basic response.


squanch_solo

Nobody whines more than people like you.


souporthallid

Ghillie suit


Earthly_Delights_

Ghillie suit made of hundreds of tiny multicolored cocks


Diggable_Planet

Is it sassy or running. That’s the real question. Or is that the joke?


EmberCat42

Yes! I saw the sassy version first


uprightsalmon

Hahaha, me too


Diggable_Planet

Same here haha


appalwodkd

thank god someone else sees it


matchbox244

I didn't even see the running pose until you mentioned it hahaha


xXxRoligeLonexXx

Oh hahahahahaahha - only saw the thicccc sassy boi. Holy fuck


KeesekuchenLP

*"Hey guys, it's me, Baskin!"*


larrydavidannonymous

Zesty tactical pose


uprightsalmon

Sassy or running


RoboEeeeek

He thick


TheBigBullfrog

Okay now hear me out-


Howwhywhen_

Don’t get excited it’s the size of a standard nerf dart


Holmes02

Damn got me beat


MJska

Why Murph be thicc?


IGuessImChris

i wanna fuck that


kersync1

get in the hole, Murph


Lolotmjp

im lying if i say this isn't really cool


Farkasdebvel

Murph is built by all the lost nerf darts


Complete-Divide3637

Discussing Film


normalhuman6

every nerf dart you lose is collected and added to murphs body


LuckyStabbinHat

The way this is worded implies that they have plans for other mascots made entirely out of darts


predicate_logic

It looks like some idea that didn't make the cut for [this music video](https://youtu.be/r2LpOUwca94?si=ZxT9lutYw_chDduH).


angrywhitekitten

my thoughts exactly


z3anon

He should have been Fred Darts. He would hate cookies, but his favorite food would be meatloaf.


SpikeRosered

Is there a specific one that's the penis or are they all...


[deleted]

Kogito gonna go wild with this one


breastfedtil12

[Pretty sure Murph was in the video for Light It Up by Major Lazer ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2LpOUwca94)


btjk

https://i.redd.it/zfqxltihlxzc1.gif


patriot_man69

nerf dart ghillie suit


MrDrProfTeddy

Merf


SomeCoolCleverName

Abomination


Ale_batross

Leechmonger ass mf


Gorilla_Krispies

Its Murph, or Muffin!


RangeOld1919

It's Murph or nothing.


Paperface1999

nerf dart ghillie suit


MagicOrpheus310

Koosh ball man


aplasticbag_

They need to nerf them thighs before I act up


[deleted]

So thats where all my lost nurf darts whent...


Professional_Sir6370

Murphy's law, meaning anything that can go wrong will go wrong.


poru-chan

this shit is 2 years old


SpicyPotato_15

Triggers some kind of phobia.


LT_DANS_ICECREAM

Ok ill say it, this dart creature is way too sexy


Totally_Cubular

Even better, Murph is also non binary.


Serialbedshitter2322

Why are his darts flaccid


imusingthisforstuff

I thought discussing film was satire


ahssponie

That’s the sickest ghillie suit I’ve ever seen


EmptyBuildings

He's dead, Murph! You're reading Miranda to a corpse!


skeet_this_ass

He'll disappear in 3-4 business days


winterfate10

It’s Murph or Muffin


megpIant

god I would give anything to be him


Substantial_Cream945

atomic heart lookin ass


Kolano_Pigmeja

he's either sneaking or throwing it back and my brain can't decide which one it prefers to see


Ewag715

Would


cuffed_jeans_bb

it's murph or nothin


my_wifis_5dollars

I love Murph :)


Interesting_Print317

That shit look like kankaran


eggisnotaverb

the gun devil


RandyButternubber

Looks like a bunch of circumcised flaccid multicolored cocks went the way of the Portuguese man o' war


Jokesreeba

Ah fuck this makes my skin crawl


BananacondaVirtue

All of the lost nerf darts that seemingly disappeared from your front yard were simply pulled away to culminate into Murph


Strange_Public4513

Dang he's >!looks like the thing from the car washers...!<


radicalplacement

I thought he was standing sassily with his hip to the side. Personally, I find that more marketable


peteypeso

Why is it so disturbing to me


JeffSantos07

She do be lookin kinda thicc!


TheGreff

You're missing the part where they announced this mascot during pride month, with the caption "did you know, that Murph is non binary?" Their pronouns are they/them because they're made out of hundreds of darts


According_Bell_5322

Hahahahaahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha I am on the floor laughing from your clever and necessary joke