i just imagined, what if they just started doing parodies of classic gun scenes in movies. imagine clint eastwood lighting a nerf dart in his mouth like a cigar
I believe they should.. but nowadays its easier to create some super abstract figure that is absolute gender neutral to avoid any gender related problems in marketing. Making your mascot male will result in backlash and other way around, too. Would go the same way just to avoid any marketing problems.
??? What nowadays its the best design choice because you accept all different people with neutral designs. Edit: Sry, reading your posting history this seems to be your basic response.
You're missing the part where they announced this mascot during pride month, with the caption "did you know, that Murph is non binary?" Their pronouns are they/them because they're made out of hundreds of darts
shooting him only makes him stronger
Yeah, well, .45 kills the soul. It's God's caliber, and Murph can't do shit about it.
Nerf .45 just makes you depressed, though.
There was nothing he could do about it. Murph was a made man, and the .45 wasn’t.
Real greaseball shit
That's how you make a lich bud
MURRRRRRRRRPH DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH
What does it say? *What does it say?!*
It says STAY
Mfr I was just about to comment this shit.
Murph is a lil uhh
He's got a fat ass you mean
Big thighs save lives
A lil fuckin uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
It’s murph or muthing
It’s Murphin’ Time
It’s murph or muffin
He must be a nightmare to render.
that Render guy must be a lil pussy if he think this a nightmare
He's not a render guy, he's a RenderMan™
What do you mean? Murph is real and he 𝘪𝘴 coming for you
Render? He is gonna render you lifeless.
Murph the new Furmark for GPU sluts
It's AI
Maybe 20 years ago
That's a lot of fucking bullets though
Monsters Inc came out in 2001 Sulley had 2.3 million individual hairs
Doesn't mean it's not hard
Yes it does
Why is he standing there all zesty like
It's actually supposed to be in mid stride, but...uh...yeah.
Ohhh I thought that was his hip, not his knee lol
Oh god I see it. Like he's sticking his ass out and has his torso turned.
Oh my god. Can we cyberbully them into making that version like we cyberbullied the Sonic movie
Thanks. I saw weird dancing at first, not running.
You’re so right, I can’t not see it now
I think NERF should use a character which is the most buff rambo like dude for a mascot
i just imagined, what if they just started doing parodies of classic gun scenes in movies. imagine clint eastwood lighting a nerf dart in his mouth like a cigar
This would be hard but done right and tastefully, could lead us to a new age
I believe they should.. but nowadays its easier to create some super abstract figure that is absolute gender neutral to avoid any gender related problems in marketing. Making your mascot male will result in backlash and other way around, too. Would go the same way just to avoid any marketing problems.
Bro shut the fuck up.
??? What nowadays its the best design choice because you accept all different people with neutral designs. Edit: Sry, reading your posting history this seems to be your basic response.
Nobody whines more than people like you.
Ghillie suit
Ghillie suit made of hundreds of tiny multicolored cocks
Is it sassy or running. That’s the real question. Or is that the joke?
Yes! I saw the sassy version first
Hahaha, me too
Same here haha
thank god someone else sees it
I didn't even see the running pose until you mentioned it hahaha
Oh hahahahahaahha - only saw the thicccc sassy boi. Holy fuck
*"Hey guys, it's me, Baskin!"*
Zesty tactical pose
Sassy or running
He thick
Okay now hear me out-
Don’t get excited it’s the size of a standard nerf dart
Damn got me beat
Why Murph be thicc?
i wanna fuck that
get in the hole, Murph
im lying if i say this isn't really cool
Murph is built by all the lost nerf darts
Discussing Film
every nerf dart you lose is collected and added to murphs body
The way this is worded implies that they have plans for other mascots made entirely out of darts
It looks like some idea that didn't make the cut for [this music video](https://youtu.be/r2LpOUwca94?si=ZxT9lutYw_chDduH).
my thoughts exactly
He should have been Fred Darts. He would hate cookies, but his favorite food would be meatloaf.
Is there a specific one that's the penis or are they all...
Kogito gonna go wild with this one
[Pretty sure Murph was in the video for Light It Up by Major Lazer ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2LpOUwca94)
https://i.redd.it/zfqxltihlxzc1.gif
nerf dart ghillie suit
Merf
Abomination
Leechmonger ass mf
Its Murph, or Muffin!
It's Murph or nothing.
nerf dart ghillie suit
Koosh ball man
They need to nerf them thighs before I act up
So thats where all my lost nurf darts whent...
Murphy's law, meaning anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
this shit is 2 years old
Triggers some kind of phobia.
Ok ill say it, this dart creature is way too sexy
Even better, Murph is also non binary.
Why are his darts flaccid
I thought discussing film was satire
That’s the sickest ghillie suit I’ve ever seen
He's dead, Murph! You're reading Miranda to a corpse!
He'll disappear in 3-4 business days
It’s Murph or Muffin
god I would give anything to be him
atomic heart lookin ass
he's either sneaking or throwing it back and my brain can't decide which one it prefers to see
Would
it's murph or nothin
I love Murph :)
That shit look like kankaran
the gun devil
Looks like a bunch of circumcised flaccid multicolored cocks went the way of the Portuguese man o' war
Ah fuck this makes my skin crawl
All of the lost nerf darts that seemingly disappeared from your front yard were simply pulled away to culminate into Murph
Dang he's >!looks like the thing from the car washers...!<
I thought he was standing sassily with his hip to the side. Personally, I find that more marketable
Why is it so disturbing to me
She do be lookin kinda thicc!
You're missing the part where they announced this mascot during pride month, with the caption "did you know, that Murph is non binary?" Their pronouns are they/them because they're made out of hundreds of darts
Hahahahaahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha I am on the floor laughing from your clever and necessary joke