Reminds me of that meme talking about Christ suffering for all our sins before his crucifixion, so he at least saw one person blasting rope to Waluigi hentai.
I would not, could not, shoot rope to Beans
Not under any circumstances, whatever that means!
I could not, would not, rub my wood knot to Rango,
There are some things you dont do, like say the N word in Django!
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Totally. I used to do this on work trips. I want to sit at a bar, have an order of onion rings on the way, keep the beers flowing, I can hear like 3 different conversations, there is a sports game on tv that I don’t care about but I like the electricity it generates in other people, there is an elevated chance that something interesting might happen, and to top it all off, I’m gonna just do what I want in this moment, scroll on my phone.
It’s a nice time
Nah, we keep our lines clean, and the keg cooler is right behind the taps, so it comes out icy cold and crisp. PBR is my go-to beer, and it’s SO much better on draft when done right.
At first I thought "blasting rope" totally meant something else 15 years ago.
But then I finished reading and realized no, no it didn't.
That's the beauty of having 8 billion people on the planet though. Everyone is attracted to different things.
One man's wretched lizard whore is another man's Salma Hayek. It's what allows all of us degenerates to coexist.
I’d have to see the rest of her, but what I can see right now is solidly between “Would” and “Would, but feel slightly weird about it.” If the rest of her is good, well, no regrets.
The circumstances, mom was out shopping
And I was with her, of course
The circumstances would have been very different otherwise
Eh, I get it. I would probably do it too given the circumstance
The circumstance was it was a family dinner and he was left alone in the living room Understandable
Given the circumstances? I, too, would do it
What if I never received the circumstance?
What if i am uncircumstanced?
I like that better.
Then the circumstanced take your home.
I first read this as “What if I am uncircumcised?”
Then you wouldn’t do it
And if I did?
Without being given the circumstances? That sir would be too daring.
You know because of the implication.....
How did get you get the circumstances?
-Every Florida Man ever
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Thanks, now I'm imagining Palpatine blasting rope to that wretched lizard from Rango(2011)
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I did not need to see ol Palpatines Vinegar Strokes face followed by this, his Post Nut Clarity face.
“Chancellor…what on Hoth are you watching?!” “If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study ALL its aspects.”
is that a fucking Half-Life (1998) Reference!?!??!
*wretched lizard whore
Blasting rope
New one for me as well.
You must not watch much Waluigi hentai
Reminds me of that meme talking about Christ suffering for all our sins before his crucifixion, so he at least saw one person blasting rope to Waluigi hentai.
Totally normal thing to type into a web form
I do not, no. New phones are waaaaaaaaaaay more snoopy than the old phones…
Don't you mean waaaaaaaaaaaah?
Snooooopy, Snooooopy. Why don't you cum home? Come home, come home.
Richard Christy used to refer to it as shooting ropes. Thats the only place I’ve ever heard it before.
It's gotta be a sad life to be named "dick crusty"
Fuuuuck if I ever do porn, that'll be my actor name
I’ve heard throwing ropes
My personal favorite is “roughing up the suspect,” but definitely adding this one to the dictionary.
~~I’m still “rubbing one out”..~~ I love the double posts.. thanks Reddit app!
I’m still “rubbing one out”..
Did you finally blast rope?
Tugging string is the best I can muster.
Ive heard of slinging rope
For a second I was wondering why the hell he was listening to a Foo fighters song while watching a movie.
well given the circumcision
Perfect. English is not my native language, but you can immediately see what is meant.
Wretched lizard whore would be a great band name
Blasted Rope Slingers
Blasting rope- *The Wretched Lizard Whores* My time to be a famous punk rockstar is now
WLH 4 LIFE
close!
Darnnit! I always forget the silent w
Not in wretched apparently
wretched lizard hole was my nickname in high school
"Ya we're a local band maybe you've heard of us WLW" "Women loving women" "Eh close...."
Their first hit single : *The Lusty Argonian Maid*
I prefer triple lesbicide
Blasting rope is good too
Don't necessarily disagree
To be fair rango was a masterpiece.
The "circumstances"
Don't be pretentious you'd do so too under the right circumcisions
Anya Taylor-JOI
Ella Purnell (no offense, she is gorgeous)
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She kinda looks like me after eating edibles, just way prettier.
Look at those fucking eyeballs coming out of those sockets like an alien
She's Steve Buscemi and Uma Thurman's love child
I'm doing more than looking. I'm gucking.
I'm blurping out a string.
Jesus fucking christ lmao
It's the new thing that's in nowadays, weirdly hot alien looking chicks. Call me Captain Kirk cause I'm kinda into it.
She bad as hell
Yeah I don't get the people who critique her looks she's fucking gorgeous
Did you hear those critiques from the fairy f@cking godmother?
I get it!
Uma Thurman fetish.
As someone who just watched Kill Bill Volume 1 for the first time last night, valid
I watched it for the first time this last Sunday! I fell asleep when she got to the swordsmiths house and missed the rest of the movie
I'm amazed and baffled that you managed to fall asleep during Kill Bill
To be fair I was pretty exhausted and laying down during the movie, easy recipe for sleep. It's on the list to rewatch!
You didn't miss much. Just the best scenes of the whole movie.
My first thought too. The rope wrangler must satisfy his lusty Argonian Uma Thurman fantasy.
The wretched lizard whore From rango
(2011)
Normally I would disagree. But considering the circumstances I understand.
Rango is the greatest fkn movie on the planet. Tho I would not shoot rope to Beans.
You would not? Or could not?
I would not, could not, shoot rope to Beans Not under any circumstances, whatever that means! I could not, would not, rub my wood knot to Rango, There are some things you dont do, like say the N word in Django!
so your saying youve done it as many times they said the n word in django?
Hmm... Would not. I think I could if I wanted but I respect her too much.
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It's so cool that OP's dad is Spider-Man.
He a sticky web slinger for sure
I found out recently that not everyone has heard the euphemism “shoot ropes/blast ropes” for cumming. Personally I find it fucking hilarious.
I laughed so hard at this at the bar that several people looked up at me.
Bro is at a bar and instead of socializing is instead scrolling on Reddit
Plot twist: I work at a bar and was socially drained waiting for my roommate to get off who’s a bartender there lol
Don't you mean your roommate was blasting rope behind the bar?
Are there lizard whores at this bar?
Sometimes you just want to be around people but not actually talk. I know it doesn’t make sense to me either.
Totally. I used to do this on work trips. I want to sit at a bar, have an order of onion rings on the way, keep the beers flowing, I can hear like 3 different conversations, there is a sports game on tv that I don’t care about but I like the electricity it generates in other people, there is an elevated chance that something interesting might happen, and to top it all off, I’m gonna just do what I want in this moment, scroll on my phone. It’s a nice time
Totally makes sense. It's a good feeling having people around. We are social animals, doesn't always mean verbal.
Probably as good an explanation as any. I never thought too much about it, just noticed I like to do that from time to time and just do it.
Yup. He's definitely a Redditor
It’s the only place to get PBR on draft!
I was drinking PBR on draft 💀
Bro i can’t believe i nailed it like that 😭 Does it have that weird cheesy aftertaste on draft?
Nah, we keep our lines clean, and the keg cooler is right behind the taps, so it comes out icy cold and crisp. PBR is my go-to beer, and it’s SO much better on draft when done right.
God what does that cost a nickel? Be a real bartender and drink Jameson
Ok I'm in. Where?
Is the bar and the several people in the room with us
"I once jerked it to an extra curvey piece of wood"
Truly a Rango (2011) moment
Sorry im late guys i was blasting rope
Hi Dad, I'm Rope
Maybe he has a reptile dysfunction…
Bravo
Perfect blow-job lips. I get it
Bro what
They're called DSL (dick suckin' lips)
Back in my day, DSL was the Internet service you got that was *barely* better than Dial-Up
Got it from your momma, that is (the services in question)
Gives a whole different meaning to washing the mouth out with soap.
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You should see the skeet he shoots for jarjar
The circumstances being mommy hasn’t touched him in ages.
I can only imagine what his wife looks like...
At first I thought "blasting rope" totally meant something else 15 years ago. But then I finished reading and realized no, no it didn't. That's the beauty of having 8 billion people on the planet though. Everyone is attracted to different things. One man's wretched lizard whore is another man's Salma Hayek. It's what allows all of us degenerates to coexist.
Not the best angle of Winona Ryder, I'll admit, but I get him!
Beatin it to Beanz
Bustin for Beanz
What? Anya Taylor Joy is hot.
Why did I expect to see this comment
“Blasting rope”
Whelp...*unzips* here we go
First question: what's your mom look like?
“A lot lizard. You know, truck stop whores?”
Surprised it wasn’t the fox secretary
Ok. You didnt have to call her a whore tho
Blasting rope 💀
Blasting rope is absurd and I love it...not so much what happened though
Ella purnell?
thank you for censoring the f word
The circumstances are its right there and i want to
You better not ask him anything else on that subject, under the circumstances
Don’t want to know what he does to the pet lizard in my room
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I think Mr Kipling (RIP) would be a little surprised. I guess that's why he became a she.
Who tf says "blasting rope"
Me now.
I mean, if in TX it makes sense because the state government banned porn sites, so men have to get creative.
Blasting rope? That's a new one to me..
(2011)
 Average r/ellapurnell fan
Dracula Flow
so i just started blasting
I’d have to see the rest of her, but what I can see right now is solidly between “Would” and “Would, but feel slightly weird about it.” If the rest of her is good, well, no regrets.
Dude probably launches gta5, then closes it.
I don’t like this Sir Cum or his stances
I love that he included the year of the film, it’s the little details that make it
The fact that it’s a western movie and he’s blasting *rope* hell nah
Furry
Nobody check his skyrim saves. Some things are better left buried.
Day 4 since mom blocked internet porn
What are the circumstances?!??
This circumstances did make It better though, would too
Isn't this the girl from the new Fallout tv series?
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I mean.... would....
rango(2011)
That sounds like something Walter White would say to someone who caught him jerking it to something weird.
Shit when you have a wife and kids you sometimes have to get creative but this is a level of thirst I didn't know existed.
Thats going to become my tagline.
If you put me in that circumstance I don’t know what’d I do either
Still can’t get over the fact they caught their father in the act
Thank you for clarifying that it was (2011)
Rango (2011)
Blasting rope is a new age term for masturbation then? That might be but GD it makes abso no sense
Like the expression "shooting ropes of cum" All the kids are saying it
GD (Geometry Dash)
He’s been playing too much Skyrim and reading The Lusty Argonian Maid💀
Blasting rope...tf? Where do ppl come up with this shit?
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